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Dear Diary,
I couldn't help but find a Dittto and make it use transform on Missingno. Then, We were in Fuhasica. Yay! Home of the safari zone. I was pee'd off when I DIDN'T HAVE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grr....... But missingno. some how got me in................. Then team rocket came for.............not pikachu, BUT MISSINGNO.! It was bizzare, it tell you..... any ways i'm feeling a littl................. *Faints before finsing his sentence* |
Dear Diary...
I disided I better rescue that Missingno....I mean.....if not for him, I may not of rescued Pikachu once. It turned out that rampage of other Missingno. was an...illusion. Was, prehaps, my own Missingno. was warning me of the future? Or, was it just another bad dream (I...DID take a...nap....)? Anyways...right now, I have Missingno. sitting/standing/floating in midair/whatever right next to me, as I write this down. I wonder if this thing is any good in Gym Battles or not.... Oh, God dammit! PAUL is here, looking over my journal now!! He's laughing. He think's it's a...diary. Now he's asking me why it feel's soo 'cold and hot' right next to me. 0_o; Paul, you creep me out....go away before I have my Missingno. attack you till you run home crying to your mommy. I better not sink down to his level now.... *forgot to add the 'love, ash' at the end* *JOURNAL GOT DROPPED AND LEFT BEHIND...Gary come's by, and, pick's it up. He write's this:* "Hey, what is this? A DIARY?! Oh, I guess i'll write in it a little....Ash, your such a sissy, no wonder Paul like's to poke fun at you! Hey, it's okay, man...REAL men DO keep diarys. And like the color pink....not that I like the color pink or anything. Now, I better catch up with you, and give this BACK, before you get away!...and, what the HECK is a MISSINGNO.? Oh wait...Oh nm. GARY WAS HERE, ASH IS A LOSER...but Paul is MORE of one. I guess. *smirks* Smell ya later.... Love, MOFO' GARY OAK." *Gary now goes off to return Ash's Diary, laughing along the way...* |
Dear Diary,
THAT STUPID F- (Brock: Watch your mouth) Gary wrote in my diary!! I'm gonna get him with missingno...... I battle Koga, and asked him a stupid question. Then I trained missingno. with a battle with Brock. That was my day. ~Ash |
Dear Diary...
I had yet ANOTHER strange dream last night...this time, it wasn't about Missingno. or my Hall of Fame Screenings (oh, thank god for that)...it was about..... ...that girl, Jirachu. And, in the dream...she was there...traveling along side me. As well as Jirachu....there was another Pokemon. It was pink and...looked like a cat. But, it's cry sounded like...a ghost.....and that's all I could remember. Soo...when did I start getting into keeping a Dream Journal, anyways? o_0;; Oh maaan...I need some breakfast right now. Oh, wait...*check's his DS watch* Wow! It's like almost lunch time now. Boy...did I sleep in late or what. *dizzy eyes* Well, I better go eat my LUNCH now...hopefully, Brock is just about to start cooking! I wonder if Jirachu know's how to cook...NEVER MIND THAT FOR NOW! Right now, i'm kinda...hungry. Oh, and, after we eat, it's off to the Cinnabar Island Gym! Boy....we sure didn't make many small stops and filler eps this time around, lol ~Love, Ash Ketchum...lol |
Dear Diary,
That werid girl named Jirachu..... I looked her up, and turns out she has an account on this website called "PokeCommunity." Wow.... Anyways, I come to Blaine. Missingno.'s Water Gun was helpful. VERY. I managed to use Pikachu and Primape, too. Screw what Prof. Oak says. Missingno. is all I need. (Not exactly) Well, tommorrow is to virdian city, then PKMNLeague, then Johto! OH BOY!!!!! ~Love, a mild-mannered Ash Ketchum. |
Dear Diary,
Today I grabbed my kingler from the PC (avoided Hall of Fame) and had him use surf and carry me back to pallet town. I visited my mom's and got supplies and showed her missingno. She fainted... Anyways I'm heading over to Route 1 right now. Boy am I hungry, maybe I should go grab a snack before I go... ASH KETCHUM! I FOUND YOUR PINK LITTLE DIARY LAYING IN SOME GRASS ON ROUTE 1! AND WHAT IS ALL OF THIS "SCREW YOU PROFESSOR OAK" BUISNESS? I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW TO CATCH SOME MORE POKEMON OR I SHALL GET VERY MAD AND TELL YOUR MOMMY!!! ~Love a very angry proffesor oak. |
Dear Diary...soo i've found you on the ground and...WTF. LIKE GRANDSON LIKE GRANDFATHER!!! >___>;; Because...now OAK disided to snag AND WRITE IN MY...i'll watch my langauge this time, Brock, DON'T WORRY...Diary. AND AT LEAST ITS LIKE, KIRBY PINK!!! ITS MANLY. (cough cough..) Anyways, now that I got THAT off my chest...I had a few more strange dreams about this 'Jirachu' charictor...including one i had last night that I barely remember. :/ Then, the one the night before, was...epic. But I might just join Pokecommunity sometime and write it down on there.....lol I mean...yeah...I have my reasons.
I better go to Viridian city now. AND remember to re-pack this. CYA! Oh no...TEAM ROCK--- *diary get's dropped...AGAIN. this time, Ash's MOM pick's it up* "Hi, i'm Delia.^^ I've always wanted a cute pink diary of my own...Maybe i'll steal this?" *Delia then look's around the room, and, no one claim's it...but still read's it anyways to see what's in there. find's out it's Ash's. freak's out. Run's off to return it to him...but politely remember's a sweet 'Love, Delia' at the end before she seek's him out* *oh, and, she also skip's forward in the book...and write's I THINK PROFESSOR OAK IS CUTE, in HUGE, bolded letters, with lots of cute, smiling hearts, and....forget's to tear the page out before returning the diary to Ash. uh oh...lol* |
Dear Diary,
WTF is wrong with me?! I keep dropping my diary. >_>! Yay, to the Pokemon League. Also, I had a LIVELY (and COLORFUL) coverstion with Prof. Oak. Oops, Its time for me to battle Loreli. ~Love, a PRETTY MAD Ash. P.S: WHAT THE------...... A page is ripped out of my diary. x_X. I found out on that paper it said, "I THINK PROFESSOR OAK IS CUTE!" Uh...... @#$##[email protected]#$#$$%^$%^#$^%&*%^$#$$%! |
Dear Diary,
o...kay-y-y-y-y.... f-freeeezin-in-ing... lorelei currently has pikachu, missingno, and i trapped in some sort of ice maze... AND she stole my jacket, backpack, and all my warm clothes! wha-what the? "i think professor oak is cute"???? i did NOT write that... back to the point, brock and misty are in this maze somewhere... i gotta find them- WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! ouch... i fell. into an obviously team rocket-concieved trap. i wonder who would have dug a hole in the middle of the path like this? oh, who are those people in those really cheesy costumes that dont hide the fact that its really jessie james and meowth at all? HEY!!!! ITS TEAM ROCKET!!!! no, i will not stop interrupting your motto. its a stupid one. you should sing it more often. diary, what is written in the diary, STAYS in the diary. i think jessie is cute when she sings. ~Ash |
Dear Diary,
Without any pokemon, ME and TEAM ROCKET lost . Bummer. I found brock and misty.... what happend to dawn?? I got my stuff from Loreili..... I stole HER pokemon! Now, I have to fight Bruno. ~Ash |
Dear Diary,
urgh... bruno's pokemon really give a pounding... and for some reason, they all are attacking ME!!! im sorry about the bad quality handwriting... im currently running for my life from a mob of angry pokemon belonging to bruno... and im also trying to find out who put the MISSING in missingno... WHERE IS THAT THING WHEN I NEED IT????? ~Ash |
Dear Diary,
It seems that Missingno is heroic. Also, Missingno stands for "MissingNumber." Also, now I beat Agatha and Lance. OMG OMG its time for me to fight Gary! Bye! *drops diary* *Misty Picks it up* Misty: Ooh.... A diary! Dear Diary, My name is Ash! I LOVE ASH, but he doesn't know! Uh oh, Ash is coming! Bye ~Misty |
Dear Dia--
what the heck?! who wrote this in my diary? why do i keep dropping the thing? uh, pikachu, book attack! *pikachu throws diary at gary. it hits him in the eye* NOT THAT BOOK PIKACHU!!!! ~Ash |
Dear Diary, Recently, Shigeru Gary has come out of the book-throwing-induced coma. He still blames Pikachu and me for it, too! Arceus, he's a jerk! -Satoshi Ash |
Dear Diary.
I heard a beautiful song today, i swear it was the most beautiful sound i ever heard. when we went to check out where the sound was coming from, we saw a girl fall off a cliff. i, being the hero, had to go see if she was all right, but when she woke up, all she did was look at me and start crying, and then she ran off. i wonder if ill get to see her again... ~Ash PS. i finally figured out where dawn went. turns out she was misty in disguise |
Dear Diary, I saw that girl again. Turns out she was a guy. . Oh, well, better luck next time, I suppose. -Satoshi Ash |
Dear diary...
tday i visited professor oak. gary is still mad at me for the book thing, so i hav one arm broken in three places, but thats not the worst of my troubles. gary, misty, brock, the real dawn, jessie, james, meowth, pikachu, may, max, and some random kids named red, gold, ruby, and yellow got hit with some strange laser that swapped our bodies around... right now im max. as in, me inside, max outside. the machine blew up right after it happened, so we dont know how to change back... and we arent even quite sure who is who yet. i think misty is that ruby kid... but thats all i know. maybe tomorrow will tell us who got whose body. ~Ash(max) |
Dear Diary, Still in Masato Max's body. It's really hard to move around in this teeny thing. . But the Professor said he's working on building a new machine. Ah, well, at least I still have my dignity. . Sorta. -Satoshi Ash |
Dear Diary, this is MAY writing this time...And, oh my gosh, I can't believe it! <3 Who CARE'S if i'm dressed like a stupid boy in a sumbrello-type hat thing...MY HAIR IS FINALLY BLOND!!! THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPONED TO ME!!!!!! OMGOMGOMG YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!1111 Now...maybe Drew will finally notice me? *giggle's!* Sorry...I just always kinda wanted to be blond for some reason. xD; NO, IT DOESN'T MEAN I'M STUPID...sheesh. Now if only I was a blond GIRL...hey, wait a sec....Uhhh *text gets all weird cuz someone is trying to take the diary away from May now*
*AHEM* Dear Diary...Hola, this is Yellow Calabaru, of the Viridian Forest...and my hair is now brunett and has a rather...comphy feeling red scarf tied around it....and I apper to be wearing a white mini skirt or something and black petal pusher shorts...gaaah! I can't let RED see me this way! This is REALLY EMBARESSING...mmrrggg.... Love, a rather...Embaressed Yellow...say, did I just write in somebody's diary? o_0;; Urrrm...*Yellow drop's the book and make's a serius RUN FOR IT..lol* |
Dear Diary, I'm finally back in my own body again. Stupid Haruka May writing in my diary. . Urgh. . Anyway, I haven't been feeling like myself lately, though, even if I am in my own body. Like something's different. . Ah, well, it'll come to me. Later! -Satoshi Ash |
Dear Diary,
turns out im the only one whos back to normal, and the machine needs parts that will take at least a week to get here...and i saw whoever was in that straw hat kid's body take off the hat... i was so surprised. we still havent figured out who's who yet though... maybe next time someone other than me picks up my diary, theyll write that in here... it would be fun to constantly tease misty about being a boy. hey, suddenly this body-swapping thing doesnt sound so bad! *abruptly swaps bodies with red, who was in brock's body* OH, COME ON!!! NOT AGAIN!!! huh? why am i writing in this guy's diary? oh well... ~Red(ash) |
*'Yellow' get's ahold of diary and mindlessly scribble's in it...Apprently, whoever is in Yellow's body THIS time, isn't even human*
Dear Diary... This is Ash. WHO THE HECK WAS SCRIBBLING IN MY DIARY, SOO MINDLESSLY?!!??!!!! ARRGGG, SHOW SOME REPECT!!!! *get's stared down by Team Rocket's Meowth*...What are YOU doing here on top of THAT? -_-; *wasn't writen in diary* *The 'Meowth' start's to talk EXACTLY like Gary Oak, telling Ash to show some...welll...respect lol* *Ash tell's it off, telling Meowth NOT to act like his former rival on top of this...though I guess it's better than him acting like Paul. Say, who DID get in Paul's body, anyways?* "Anyways...there's my Pikachu. Maybe I outta give him the diary to keep it safe...I just hope Pikachu isn't...Paul... Love, Ash" "Dear Diary...This is Yellow again...uhh...I don't know what else to say, cept that this is kind of...fun, writing in...." *Yellow scream's out "HOOLLIEEE!!!", as apperently, RED give's her the diary...and then get's zapped by the beam. again* Thus...Pikachu, Yellow, Paul, and, Whoever Paul was before, get swapped...again. And who did Pikachu become THIS time.... "Mwaaaha...Dear Diary. DIARY HAH Ash is RETARDED. This is Paul. I got ahold of that loser's...*laugh's* DIARY!!! AS A PIKACHU, THIS IS SOO PERFECT!!!!...why do I feel rather...odd, though? Oh well...hey, why am I that LOSER'S Pokémon now, anyways?! WHAT GIVES...Oh, and, now, some nerdy smart kid is staring at me...WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, PUNK?!?!!...Tehehehehe...And NOW...to read the pages....AND UNLEASH ASH'S DARKEST OF SECRETS TO THE WORLD!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA...Love, not really, Your greatest Rival, Paul..." Just as he's about to read the pages...the beam hit's...AGAIN. Where is Paul this time? (Paul's thoughts:...why do I feel soo weirdly 'emotional' and empathic? Did I just become a...no...HEY THIS SUNHAT IS SWEATY....say, my pants feel weird...wait, what am i thinking. ARRRRRRGGGG I THINK I JUST BECAME THAT STUPID BLOND...girl. Well now....I think....I RATHER BE ASH'S STUPID PIKACHU. Now to steal me back that DIARY...ahahahahaha....Wait....*Paul get's swapped...again, this time he's...green*...OKAY, this is...weird. But i'm gonna go fetch me that diary now! I guess....Oh wow and I don't think i'm that blond girl anymore. BUT I'M GONNA EXPOSE HER TO...EVERYONE!!!! Because i'm...EEEEVILL FOR I AM PAUL *cough cough* yes....) |
green (in pikachu) now has the diary
Ugh, this is ridiculous.at first it was just red, gold, ruby, yellow, and those ash, brock, gary, misty, jessie, james, may, max, and dawn people... and a pikachu and a meowth... yet somehow somebody named paul and myself have ended up here as well. and im a pikachu. the only reason im even writing in this stupid thing is that i cant talk. i may as well make a list of who i think is who. Person | Body Green | Pikachu Red | Misty Yellow | Paul Gold | May (that cant be good) Ruby | Max Ash | Red Pikachu | Yellow Brock | Gold Misty | James Jessie | Dawn James | Ruby Meowth | Ash Gary | Meowth May | Jessie Max | Gary Dawn | Brock Paul | Green i think thats everyone? it seems to change quite a lot... ~Green (pikachu) |
Dear Diary,
Me and my friends were hanging out by Lake Valor when a Seaking jumped out of nowhere. Then, the Seaking shoved Brock into the Lake! Me and Dawn were laughing endlessly as we saw Brock being chased by a swarm of Gyarados! It was reaching night-time and Brock wasnt back. Me and Dawn merrily jumped about like monkeys. Anyways, its time to hit the hay. ~Ash |
Dear Diary,
that was a bit random, yesterday, im not sure what happened. today were in pallet town... and still everyones bodies are mixed up. at least im in a guy's body... *diary is grabbed by gold, who is actually brock* this is no time to be writing in your diary! ill just keep this until we get back to our own bodies. *body swaps with paul, meaning pauls is in gold's body and brock is in green's body* Hey! i got the diary again! heh heh heh... now, lets see... ~Paul(gold) |
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