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Marioman11 August 27th, 2009 11:48 AM

Pokemon Innuendos
 
Well I was looking around on this board and I didn't see a topic like this so I thought it be ok to post this topic. If someone already made this topic or if it's not allowed for some reason, please tell me.

Anyways, anywhere in the pokemon history, whether it's the anime, video games, etc. what kinds of innuendos have you noticed?

Well for one thing, is the pokemon Pupitar. The name sounds like, you know what, and look where the shape is located on Tyranitar.

So what kind of innuendos have you noticed throughout the pokemon universe?

cheesemaker August 27th, 2009 12:15 PM

Well, for skuntank sprite in pokemon platinum it has it's back leg sticking up so it looks like it is about to spray, but when it uses flamethrower, the flame starts perfectly from its derriere (rear). May not be an innuendo, but still something interesting to note.

Åzurε August 27th, 2009 12:43 PM

Oh! Oh! Listen to the massage lady in Veilstone. It's almost scary if you listen for what she says.

Munch Dog August 27th, 2009 5:46 PM

I was playing FireRed as the female character, and a few lines were put into a different perspective for me, such as...
The lone gym trainer in Brock's gym:
"You're hot, but not as hot as Brock!"

And on the S.S. Anne, I walk into a cabin and I am immediately greeted by a sailer who says:
"Oh yeah, I like a feisty one!" or something along those lines...

O.o

Luck August 27th, 2009 5:49 PM

There is a kid on Mt. Ember who says "Just thinking about it makes me feel all hot and gooey on the inside."
This is the internet though, so just about anything can be taken seriously.

Star★Seeker August 27th, 2009 5:59 PM

In one episode of the anime Team Rocket delivers this little gem:

"It pays to have protection!"

If you know what I mean. ;D

ReyRey-Pyon August 27th, 2009 6:04 PM

Oh ho ho ho ho~

Metapod.
need i say more?

Gummy August 27th, 2009 6:07 PM

http://i32.*.com/13zy6gi.jpg

Gotta love those Pokepuns. :D

coolcatkim22 August 27th, 2009 6:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mOOG (Post 5043004)
Oh! Oh! Listen to the massage lady in Veilstone. It's almost scary if you listen for what she says.

Yeah, I know. I wonder why other people don't point that out more.

I wonder why no one else has posted:
"I dropped my balls."

silverdreams92 August 27th, 2009 7:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poker Face (Post 5044248)
In one episode of the anime Team Rocket delivers this little gem:

"It pays to have protection!"

If you know what I mean. ;D

I remember that. XD

I also think James once said something along the lines of "so size does matter." Maybe that`s just my mind, but it sounds like an innuendo to me.

Charmageddon August 28th, 2009 1:54 AM

Anyone remember that NPC trainer on the way to the National Park in GSC?

"Behold my graceful ball dexterity!"

The Corrupt Plague August 28th, 2009 7:02 PM

Sudowoodo looks like a p****. Did anyone else notice that?

Timbjerr August 28th, 2009 7:07 PM

Maybe it's just me, but doesn't Skuntank's cry sound like flatulence?

The Corrupt Plague August 28th, 2009 7:12 PM

You're not the only one. I think it does too. Here's some moves, what do they sound like? Horn attack, Harden, and Stringshot.

skeddles August 28th, 2009 8:11 PM

Anything can be made to sound sexual.

In other news:
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9278/vlcsnap00012w.png
End of story.

Timbjerr August 28th, 2009 8:23 PM

I just remembered...there was an episode in the anime's Johto arc which dealt with a doctor of some sort. I remember Brock's Zubat evolved into Golbat the same episode.

Team Rocket's motto in that episode was as follows (thanks bulbapedia for the exact wording):
Dr. Anna: Excuse me, do you have an appointment?!
Jessie:
We have no appointment, but we've been having some trouble!
James: So prescribe us some ointment on the double!
Jessie:
To protect us from all that chafing and itching!

James:
It might finally stop all of Jessie's... complaining!

Jessie:
To eradicate the evils of athlete's feet!
James: Maybe I can get rid of my prickly heat!
Jessie: Jessie!
James: James!
Jessie: Team Rocket's been scratching at the speed of light!
James: So give us some salve or we'll never sleep tonight!
Meowth: Meowth, that's right.

XD

The Scientist August 29th, 2009 1:31 AM

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y270/TristinCrow/PKMN/innuendos.jpg
It would seem that Professor got a bit too excited.

No one has mentioned the girl on top of Mt. Chimney who asks you to go into the hot springs with her.

Here's some out-of-context dialogue from the Pokemon 2000 movie:
Jesse (to Misty): Listen to me, kid. When you get involved with the opposite sex, you're only asking for trouble.
James: And that's the kind of trouble... I stay out of.

Rich Boy Rob August 29th, 2009 2:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neiteio (Post 5049147)

Here's some out-of-context dialogue from the Pokemon 2000 movie:
Jesse (to Misty): Listen to me, kid. When you get involved with the opposite sex, you're only asking for trouble.
James: And that's the kind of trouble... I stay out of.

Finally, solid proof of James's homosexuality ;)

Timbjerr August 29th, 2009 2:07 AM

If we're posting screencaps now, here's one from deep in my photobucket album:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a57/tmbjr/LeafGreen1.png

Roxasabridged August 29th, 2009 2:56 AM

[IMG]http://i31.*.com/4q0uuh.jpg[/IMG]

So yeah... Pokemon is for kids.

xxChazxx August 29th, 2009 11:06 AM

So he's pointing at the screen, so what?
His finger is pointed in the up postion and his other fingers are...





http://atlanticanime.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/naruto_shocked.gif

I Laugh at your Misfortune! August 29th, 2009 11:22 AM

Here's a battle that totally happened:

Lickitung used Lick!

Onix used Harden!

Lickitung used Lick!

Onix used Harden!

Lickitung used Lick!

Onix used Explosion!

Onix fainted.

Lickitung fainted.

Nyu~♥! August 29th, 2009 11:24 AM

wow, I didn't notice all these.. :/
Erm... all I remember is that there was an episode where james was dressed up as a girl.. in everyway.
Ugg, some strang stuff. It was cancelled. I'm pretty sure it was called "beauty and the beach."

And yet, you have Lopunny who looks a lot like a... girl. and yet, err.... yeah. I think you get it.

michele August 29th, 2009 11:30 AM

http://www.blog-city.info/fr/img6/6800_20080308091800-palkia.jpg

....i hope i'm not the only one who thinks of something when i look at palkia's head. ._.



also, name your pokemon 'virginity' and give it to the daycare lady.....

http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/halolz-dot-com-pokemondiamondpearlplatinum-virginityback.gif

Åzurε August 29th, 2009 2:19 PM

I... didn't think you could do that. XD

And the Meowth thing, it's supposed to look like ballz.

bit.trip void August 29th, 2009 2:22 PM

Blaziken uses Balze Kick!

Sceptile Fainted.

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ August 29th, 2009 2:29 PM

So, I paid good money for you to sleep the whole time?
http://i26.*.com/f36vr5.png

Rocker32703 August 29th, 2009 9:24 PM

http://i32.*.com/2mmv7gm.jpg

Timbjerr August 29th, 2009 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rocker32703 (Post 5053684)

...took me a few minutes of staring to figure this out. :P

My mind has a habit of pronouncing that thing as "ho ho" >_>

xxChazxx August 30th, 2009 6:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rocker32703 (Post 5053684)

I laughed so hard, I couldn't breathe for a few seconds.

Azonic August 30th, 2009 6:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timbjerr (Post 5048579)
I just remembered...there was an episode in the anime's Johto arc which dealt with a doctor of some sort. I remember Brock's Zubat evolved into Golbat the same episode.

Team Rocket's motto in that episode was as follows (thanks bulbapedia for the exact wording):
Dr. Anna: Excuse me, do you have an appointment?!
Jessie:
We have no appointment, but we've been having some trouble!
James: So prescribe us some ointment on the double!
Jessie:
To protect us from all that chafing and itching!

James:
It might finally stop all of Jessie's... complaining!

Jessie:
To eradicate the evils of athlete's feet!
James: Maybe I can get rid of my prickly heat!
Jessie: Jessie!
James: James!
Jessie: Team Rocket's been scratching at the speed of light!
James: So give us some salve or we'll never sleep tonight!
Meowth: Meowth, that's right.

XD

To extend our legs to the stars above.

Hamilton August 30th, 2009 8:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neiteio (Post 5049147)

It would seem that Professor got a bit too excited.

...... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I Can't stop laughing! HA!

Servail August 30th, 2009 9:05 AM

A couple friends of mine spent a long time one afternoon on Pokemon Stadium trying to twist as many names of moves to find innuendo, and some of them are absolutely amazing!

Here are some of my favourites...

Bone Club, Eruption, Helping Hand, Zap Cannon, Mega Horn, Me First, Arm Thrust, Roleplay, Swallow..

It's worryingly easy to find innuendo in pokemon moves xD

Kumori Sora August 30th, 2009 10:13 AM

In Crystal Version, when you get to Azalea Town, everybody talks about Kurt making balls. D:

Unfortunately, every time I talk to a person there, I giggle. One time my dad was walking by, looked at my computer screen, and shook his head disapprovingly. XD

Edit://Another one, in Crystal, a Juggler says, "Behold my graceful ball dexterity!" And I couldn't stop laughing.

Gymnotide August 30th, 2009 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Servail (Post 5055453)
A couple friends of mine spent a long time one afternoon on Pokemon Stadium trying to twist as many names of moves to find innuendo, and some of them are absolutely amazing!

Here are some of my favourites...

Bone Club, Eruption, Helping Hand, Zap Cannon, Mega Horn, Me First, Arm Thrust, Roleplay, Swallow..

It's worryingly easy to find innuendo in pokemon moves xD

No, you're just a pervert.

ReyRey-Pyon August 30th, 2009 1:59 PM

Ever took a close look at castform anyone? o3o
I can't be the only one who notices :B

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/f/f3/351Castform.png

Lets seeee

Magmar's forehead looks like a butt


heres a pelvicthrust!mewtwo
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/9/9b/Spr_1y_150.png

o3o

funguy10 September 7th, 2009 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheesemaker (Post 5042894)
Well, for skuntank sprite in pokemon platinum it has it's back leg sticking up so it looks like it is about to spray, but when it uses flamethrower, the flame starts perfectly from its derriere (rear). May not be an innuendo, but still something interesting to note.

Not to mention it and Stunky have a nose that looks like a butt and cries that sound like farting.

ArcanineOod September 7th, 2009 12:42 PM

Well, there was one episode in DP, I think where Jessie says about a Pokemon:

"Rigid, like you, James."
Made me lulz.

Then they had this capturing device and something about it had the word 'bonk'. Eventually Jessie got really annoyed with James and said something along the lines of:
"I'll bonk you in a minute!"
Or something along those lines.

TR has a lot of lines that can easily be made to sound dodgy.

xX

CyanideEspeon September 7th, 2009 1:41 PM

Did anyone see the sign in the nap room in Team Galactic H.Q?

It says "Team Galactic nap room. Make sure the bed is unoccupied before getting into it!"

I thought "What the heck?" when I first saw it on Pearl.

Hassamu September 7th, 2009 3:23 PM

Spoiler:
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Scientist (Post 5049147)
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y270/TristinCrow/PKMN/innuendos.jpg
It would seem that Professor got a bit too excited.


Best one definately. :laugh:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a176/tehcrazy1/PokemonAshKetchum.jpg

Also just some of the things trainers say e.g.

Juggler: 'I dropped my balls!'

/childish.

Charmageddon September 8th, 2009 3:37 AM

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/355/innuendos.png

Spoiler:
There are more than 25 characters in that poster, that really should count.

The Scientist September 8th, 2009 4:28 PM

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y270/TristinCrow/PKMN/charmageddon.jpg

You see what I did there.

Sydian September 8th, 2009 6:06 PM

Someone beat me to the GSC Juggler who dropped his balls. Ummm...I think I'm fresh out of innuendos. There's always Palkia's design!

/fail

Edit; Aha! There's a girl in Mt. Moon that says "Wow! It's way bigger in here than I thought!"

sabrina_diamond September 8th, 2009 7:32 PM

There's a guy near pewter city in Firered who goes "I like short shorts...!" and after he battles you, he says "Oooh, my shorts feel alll nice and SWEATY now...!" o.0 xD

A Pixy September 9th, 2009 8:36 AM

http://i688.photobucket.com/albums/vv241/aggiebrower/blaziken-f.png

Blaziken, it has serious hair around its... You know where... Oddly enough it doesn't go away, regardless of gender.

Åzurε September 9th, 2009 9:45 AM

Well, far as I know, it doesn't just go away on anyone else either... XD

Apostrophe September 9th, 2009 11:12 AM

Actually, you're getting your jugglers mixed up.

RBY Juggler is the one who said "Oops! Dropped my balls."
GSC Juggler (Irwin) is the one who says "Behold my graceful ball dexterity!"

In addition, RBY also has the "I like shorts!" guy, as well as the well-known "Hey! You're not wearing any shorts!"

Pyrax September 9th, 2009 12:18 PM

What about those maids (from the 5-Maid Knockout Exact-Turn Attack Challenge) in pokémon platinum?
And if you defeat Rich Boy Liam he'll say this:
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Cave of Dragonflies
"Oh, I'll ask you not to pry into what I'm doing in the back of the mansion. This knowing wink is all you'll get out of me."

Or am I reading too much into this?

ShinjisLover September 9th, 2009 12:44 PM

After beating the Elite Four:

Professor Oak:
I came when I heard you beat the Elite Four!

XD Lolz. Gross. .


Beaten. . D= And the balls thing, too. . =( Damn.

Oh, and:
http://veekun.com/dex-images/dp/back/484.png

Harumi-chan September 9th, 2009 9:04 PM

The massage lady in Veilstone is such a perv XD I also can't take Tangrowth seriously

tentaclessss~~~

KnilShadowLink September 10th, 2009 9:31 PM

A Metapod that knows and uses Harden and then String Shot....

xxChazxx September 11th, 2009 4:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ONEPIECEPWNS (Post 5096851)
http://i688.photobucket.com/albums/vv241/aggiebrower/blaziken-f.png

Blaziken, it has serious hair around its... You know where... Oddly enough it doesn't go away, regardless of gender.

Why's that odd? Male and female hair is natural (but lol, I never noticed).

http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/plmfa/448.png

Also, Lucario has some serious PokeBush.


Quote:

Originally Posted by KnilShadowLink (Post 5102580)
A Metapod that knows and uses Harden and then String Shot....


hahahhahaha, that's hilarious.

Servail September 26th, 2009 3:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gymnotide (Post 5056360)
No, you're just a pervert.

A story about someone else finding innuendo in pokemon moves..
Posted in a pokemon innuendo thread...
And I am a pervert?

Dr Gregory House September 26th, 2009 5:30 PM

One of the boy's in the route to the right of pewter city in red version says: "I like shorts".
EDIT:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Apostrophe (Post 5097146)
In addition, RBY also has the "I like shorts!" guy, as well as the well-known "Hey! You're not wearing any shorts!"

I was ninja-d.

And a lass in that route says "You looked, didn't you?"

Pikachu2007 September 26th, 2009 5:40 PM

Remember the Pokemon school episode? Here's a clip of it I thought was hilarious!

Oh wait! Then there's this. You've been warned! XD

Hamilton September 26th, 2009 6:10 PM

Banned Pokemon Episode
i don't even need to go into this

yvette September 26th, 2009 7:05 PM

I must be the only person to think this, but female Pikachu's tail...

it reminds me

of a dildo

My... my male Pokemon was squeezed by a male Pinsir.

:x

Also, a female Milktank... being squeezed by a Tentacruel/Pinsir... o_o

Destiny Bond September 26th, 2009 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Corrupt Plague (Post 5048225)
Sudowoodo looks like a p****. Did anyone else notice that?

What about Medicham? One thing scary about it is that it looks like a girl but it can be a boy. Thats creepy

Opposite Day September 27th, 2009 5:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destiny Bond (Post 5160407)
What about Medicham? One thing scary about it is that it looks like a girl but it can be a boy. Thats creepy

Heard of Gardevoir? D:

Actually, I think the shorts guy said something like "Oh no, they are all silky now!" when he loses to you...

kohei September 27th, 2009 6:19 AM

The Nugget.
In Japanese, it's called "Golden Ball" (heck, the ingame graphic is that of a ball that's golden.)

And guess what body part is commonly called a "golden ball" in Japanese slang?
Clue: only guys have it. Times two.

Now the creepy part;
There are several men in the series who offers you his golden ball.
Is he just being nice to the underage adventurer, or is he hinting something?

I guess grown men giving "rods" to kids for free is questionable as well.

ÇyänïdëÉX September 27th, 2009 7:21 AM

My god are you guys perverted, i never really look for these types of things, its pretty stupid. But they do come up even if you aren't looking.

Dr Gregory House September 28th, 2009 6:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kohei (Post 5161344)
I guess grown men giving "rods" to kids for free is questionable as well.

I ROFL-ed when I read that... almost literally ROFL-ed.
I wish I could think of more. lol.

Luigi Severus Fletcher-Bieber June 19th, 2012 1:16 AM

Ya'll are forgetting the perverted old man outside of the Celadon Gym, "I like this Gym, it's full of women" Young, prepubescent (I suspect) girls.

I think he needs to see Mr. Chris Hansen!

Plasmette June 19th, 2012 4:27 AM

http://img.pokemondb.net/artwork/beartic.jpg

Look at Beartic's...crotch...

Also, I can't stand Male Gardevoirs. And all the stupid Yaoi fanart that comes with them. What I really want are female Gallades.

also im happy to Beedrill'n ur mam

ALSO DITTO SCREWS EVERYTHING IT SEES.

psycodragon June 19th, 2012 7:00 AM

How about that time in the anime where it went like this:

Ash:It`s hard to find a mister mime Brock.
Brock:Then I`ll make one!
Ash:How?
Brock:In a veeery special way.
Ash:*nervous* H-Hows that Brock
Brock:I`ll show you!

It then zooms out and we can hear Ash screaming.

:OOOOO

Oryx June 19th, 2012 8:29 AM

Don't post in threads over a month old please! :)


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