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Pokemon Innuendos
Well I was looking around on this board and I didn't see a topic like this so I thought it be ok to post this topic. If someone already made this topic or if it's not allowed for some reason, please tell me.
Anyways, anywhere in the pokemon history, whether it's the anime, video games, etc. what kinds of innuendos have you noticed? Well for one thing, is the pokemon Pupitar. The name sounds like, you know what, and look where the shape is located on Tyranitar. So what kind of innuendos have you noticed throughout the pokemon universe? |
Well, for skuntank sprite in pokemon platinum it has it's back leg sticking up so it looks like it is about to spray, but when it uses flamethrower, the flame starts perfectly from its derriere (rear). May not be an innuendo, but still something interesting to note.
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Oh! Oh! Listen to the massage lady in Veilstone. It's almost scary if you listen for what she says.
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I was playing FireRed as the female character, and a few lines were put into a different perspective for me, such as...
The lone gym trainer in Brock's gym: "You're hot, but not as hot as Brock!" And on the S.S. Anne, I walk into a cabin and I am immediately greeted by a sailer who says: "Oh yeah, I like a feisty one!" or something along those lines... O.o |
There is a kid on Mt. Ember who says "Just thinking about it makes me feel all hot and gooey on the inside."
This is the internet though, so just about anything can be taken seriously. |
In one episode of the anime Team Rocket delivers this little gem:
"It pays to have protection!" If you know what I mean. ;D |
Oh ho ho ho ho~
Metapod. need i say more? |
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Gotta love those Pokepuns. :D |
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I wonder why no one else has posted: "I dropped my balls." |
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I also think James once said something along the lines of "so size does matter." Maybe that`s just my mind, but it sounds like an innuendo to me. |
Anyone remember that NPC trainer on the way to the National Park in GSC?
"Behold my graceful ball dexterity!" |
Sudowoodo looks like a p****. Did anyone else notice that?
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Maybe it's just me, but doesn't Skuntank's cry sound like flatulence?
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You're not the only one. I think it does too. Here's some moves, what do they sound like? Horn attack, Harden, and Stringshot.
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Anything can be made to sound sexual.
In other news: http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9278/vlcsnap00012w.png End of story. |
I just remembered...there was an episode in the anime's Johto arc which dealt with a doctor of some sort. I remember Brock's Zubat evolved into Golbat the same episode.
Team Rocket's motto in that episode was as follows (thanks bulbapedia for the exact wording): Dr. Anna: Excuse me, do you have an appointment?! Jessie: We have no appointment, but we've been having some trouble! James: So prescribe us some ointment on the double! Jessie: To protect us from all that chafing and itching! James: It might finally stop all of Jessie's... complaining! Jessie: To eradicate the evils of athlete's feet! James: Maybe I can get rid of my prickly heat! Jessie: Jessie! James: James! Jessie: Team Rocket's been scratching at the speed of light! James: So give us some salve or we'll never sleep tonight! Meowth: Meowth, that's right. XD |
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It would seem that Professor got a bit too excited. No one has mentioned the girl on top of Mt. Chimney who asks you to go into the hot springs with her. Here's some out-of-context dialogue from the Pokemon 2000 movie: Jesse (to Misty): Listen to me, kid. When you get involved with the opposite sex, you're only asking for trouble. James: And that's the kind of trouble... I stay out of. |
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If we're posting screencaps now, here's one from deep in my photobucket album:
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a57/tmbjr/LeafGreen1.png |
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So he's pointing at the screen, so what?
His finger is pointed in the up postion and his other fingers are... http://atlanticanime.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/naruto_shocked.gif |
Here's a battle that totally happened:
Lickitung used Lick! Onix used Harden! Lickitung used Lick! Onix used Harden! Lickitung used Lick! Onix used Explosion! Onix fainted. Lickitung fainted. |
wow, I didn't notice all these.. :/
Erm... all I remember is that there was an episode where james was dressed up as a girl.. in everyway. Ugg, some strang stuff. It was cancelled. I'm pretty sure it was called "beauty and the beach." And yet, you have Lopunny who looks a lot like a... girl. and yet, err.... yeah. I think you get it. |
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....i hope i'm not the only one who thinks of something when i look at palkia's head. ._. also, name your pokemon 'virginity' and give it to the daycare lady..... http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/halolz-dot-com-pokemondiamondpearlplatinum-virginityback.gif |
I... didn't think you could do that. XD
And the Meowth thing, it's supposed to look like ballz. |
Blaziken uses Balze Kick!
Sceptile Fainted. |
So, I paid good money for you to sleep the whole time?
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My mind has a habit of pronouncing that thing as "ho ho" >_> |
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A couple friends of mine spent a long time one afternoon on Pokemon Stadium trying to twist as many names of moves to find innuendo, and some of them are absolutely amazing!
Here are some of my favourites... Bone Club, Eruption, Helping Hand, Zap Cannon, Mega Horn, Me First, Arm Thrust, Roleplay, Swallow.. It's worryingly easy to find innuendo in pokemon moves xD |
In Crystal Version, when you get to Azalea Town, everybody talks about Kurt making balls. D:
Unfortunately, every time I talk to a person there, I giggle. One time my dad was walking by, looked at my computer screen, and shook his head disapprovingly. XD Edit://Another one, in Crystal, a Juggler says, "Behold my graceful ball dexterity!" And I couldn't stop laughing. |
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Ever took a close look at castform anyone? o3o
I can't be the only one who notices :B http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/f/f3/351Castform.png Lets seeee Magmar's forehead looks like a butt heres a pelvicthrust!mewtwo http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/9/9b/Spr_1y_150.png o3o |
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Well, there was one episode in DP, I think where Jessie says about a Pokemon:
"Rigid, like you, James." Made me lulz. Then they had this capturing device and something about it had the word 'bonk'. Eventually Jessie got really annoyed with James and said something along the lines of: "I'll bonk you in a minute!" Or something along those lines. TR has a lot of lines that can easily be made to sound dodgy. xX |
Did anyone see the sign in the nap room in Team Galactic H.Q?
It says "Team Galactic nap room. Make sure the bed is unoccupied before getting into it!" I thought "What the heck?" when I first saw it on Pearl. |
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Best one definately. :laugh: http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a176/tehcrazy1/PokemonAshKetchum.jpg Also just some of the things trainers say e.g. Juggler: 'I dropped my balls!' /childish. |
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Someone beat me to the GSC Juggler who dropped his balls. Ummm...I think I'm fresh out of innuendos. There's always Palkia's design!
/fail Edit; Aha! There's a girl in Mt. Moon that says "Wow! It's way bigger in here than I thought!" |
There's a guy near pewter city in Firered who goes "I like short shorts...!" and after he battles you, he says "Oooh, my shorts feel alll nice and SWEATY now...!" o.0 xD
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http://i688.photobucket.com/albums/vv241/aggiebrower/blaziken-f.png
Blaziken, it has serious hair around its... You know where... Oddly enough it doesn't go away, regardless of gender. |
Well, far as I know, it doesn't just go away on anyone else either... XD
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Actually, you're getting your jugglers mixed up.
RBY Juggler is the one who said "Oops! Dropped my balls." GSC Juggler (Irwin) is the one who says "Behold my graceful ball dexterity!" In addition, RBY also has the "I like shorts!" guy, as well as the well-known "Hey! You're not wearing any shorts!" |
What about those maids (from the 5-Maid Knockout Exact-Turn Attack Challenge) in pokémon platinum?
And if you defeat Rich Boy Liam he'll say this: Quote:
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After beating the Elite Four: Professor Oak: I came when I heard you beat the Elite Four! XD Lolz. Gross. . Beaten. . D= And the balls thing, too. . =( Damn. Oh, and: http://veekun.com/dex-images/dp/back/484.png |
The massage lady in Veilstone is such a perv XD I also can't take Tangrowth seriously
tentaclessss~~~ |
A Metapod that knows and uses Harden and then String Shot....
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http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/sprites/plmfa/448.png Also, Lucario has some serious PokeBush. Quote:
hahahhahaha, that's hilarious. |
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Posted in a pokemon innuendo thread... And I am a pervert? |
One of the boy's in the route to the right of pewter city in red version says: "I like shorts".
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And a lass in that route says "You looked, didn't you?" |
Remember the Pokemon school episode? Here's a clip of it I thought was hilarious!
Oh wait! Then there's this. You've been warned! XD |
Banned Pokemon Episode
i don't even need to go into this |
I must be the only person to think this, but female Pikachu's tail...
it reminds me of a dildo My... my male Pokemon was squeezed by a male Pinsir. :x Also, a female Milktank... being squeezed by a Tentacruel/Pinsir... o_o |
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Actually, I think the shorts guy said something like "Oh no, they are all silky now!" when he loses to you... |
The Nugget.
In Japanese, it's called "Golden Ball" (heck, the ingame graphic is that of a ball that's golden.) And guess what body part is commonly called a "golden ball" in Japanese slang? Clue: only guys have it. Times two. Now the creepy part; There are several men in the series who offers you his golden ball. Is he just being nice to the underage adventurer, or is he hinting something? I guess grown men giving "rods" to kids for free is questionable as well. |
My god are you guys perverted, i never really look for these types of things, its pretty stupid. But they do come up even if you aren't looking.
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I wish I could think of more. lol. |
Ya'll are forgetting the perverted old man outside of the Celadon Gym, "I like this Gym, it's full of women" Young, prepubescent (I suspect) girls.
I think he needs to see Mr. Chris Hansen! |
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Look at Beartic's...crotch... Also, I can't stand Male Gardevoirs. And all the stupid Yaoi fanart that comes with them. What I really want are female Gallades. also im happy to Beedrill'n ur mam ALSO DITTO SCREWS EVERYTHING IT SEES. |
How about that time in the anime where it went like this:
Ash:It`s hard to find a mister mime Brock. Brock:Then I`ll make one! Ash:How? Brock:In a veeery special way. Ash:*nervous* H-Hows that Brock Brock:I`ll show you! It then zooms out and we can hear Ash screaming. :OOOOO |
Don't post in threads over a month old please! :)
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