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EvilTelevision September 13th, 2009 6:41 AM

Scared, may have drank fake coke :(
 
A while ago, i drank a entire small bottle of coke, nothing unusual in that but the coke tasted funny, it was VERY SLIGHTLY fizzy, and it tasted like very...mild...i don't know.. just didn't taste like coca cola usually does, it wasn't as sweet, as fizzy, and stuff, it was sorta like colored water with a little sugar and soda, and a slight hint of coca cola. but i drank it anyway, but then after finishing the bottle i regretted it as a began worrying that it might be fake, and harmful to my health or something, or even worse, it was poison disguised as coke, made by some terrorist group to kill people or something, now i am all scared and stuff :(
Anybody else ever have a similar experience?

Ho-Oh September 13th, 2009 6:48 AM

You fear too many things.

Buuut, I don't think coke is deadly.

THIRTY-SIX September 13th, 2009 6:50 AM

Coke kills people.

Anyway.. all it means is that it was expired or near expiration date. Thats what happens when it goes flat. xD

.little monster September 13th, 2009 6:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ahahahahahahahaha (Post 5112306)
Coke kills people.

Anyway.. all it means is that it was expired or near expiration date. Thats what happens when it goes flat. xD

This basically explains the fail behind the thread. : 3

XDD

Charizard★ September 13th, 2009 6:55 AM

it was probably flat lawlz no poison

Nick September 13th, 2009 7:01 AM

I'm confused why anyone would take the time to make fake Coke... Seems like a waste of time if you ask me. You're getting scared over absolutely nothing. Toss the thought into the back of your mind or something. The worse that could happen is that you get a stomach ache that lasts about ten or fifteen minutes. Simply lay down on your side and it'll go away.

EvilTelevision September 13th, 2009 7:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patchisou Yutohru (Post 5112334)
I'm confused why anyone would take the time to make fake Coke... Seems like a waste of time if you ask me.

It would be cheap to make, people would mistake it as real and buy it, and then the people that made it would earn a profit?

Quote:

You're getting scared over absolutely nothing. Toss the thought into the back of your mind or something. The worse that could happen is that you get a stomach ache that lasts about ten or fifteen minutes. Simply lay down on your side and it'll go away.
No stomach aches or stuff as of yet, but it does seem like a good way for terrorists to kill people?

Nick September 13th, 2009 7:20 AM

Now you're just being silly.

EvilTelevision September 13th, 2009 7:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patchisou Yutohru (Post 5112384)
Now you're just being silly.

I realize that, but it is a possibility, actually i am surprised that there hasn't been a "poisoned coke" terrorist attack already?
EDIT: WHAT? You mean i wasn't from the beginning

Corvus of the Black Night September 13th, 2009 7:29 AM

I think you drank a bottle of Pepsi. I think that's what the issue was.

EvilTelevision September 13th, 2009 7:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charon the Ferryman (Post 5112409)
I think you drank a bottle of Pepsi. I think that's what the issue was.

It was not Pepsi, it didn't taste like pepsi, plus, it said "Coca Cola" on the bloody bottle!

Zebra Thunderhead September 13th, 2009 7:49 AM

It was probably flat.

And you think that's bad? Try brushing your teeth, taking a shower, and washing your hands right before your area is put on a water ban for an E. coli outbreak.

Corvus of the Black Night September 13th, 2009 7:54 AM

I STILL WAGER ON PEPSI

SRSLY U GUYS

[/spamalot]

donavannj September 13th, 2009 8:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvilTelevision (Post 5112425)
It was not Pepsi, it didn't taste like pepsi, plus, it said "Coca Cola" on the bloody bottle!

All the symptoms of it having gone flat. ;)

I drink flat pop all the time and it hasn't had any adverse affects on my health, other than the soda being unhealthy because of the sugar contents of it.

emoBill™ September 13th, 2009 8:49 AM

Yes, because I'm absolutely sure that terrorists were aiming to kill random kids who have absolutely no real worth to the country as an individual. Yes, that's definitely what they're doing. What will they kill next? Will they poison dogs' water? Because dogs are such a threat, as we all know.

If you didn't catch the sarcasm in that, I will shun you.

Superjub September 13th, 2009 8:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Automatisch (Post 5112706)
Yes, because I'm absolutely sure that terrorists were aiming to kill random kids who have absolutely no real worth to the country as an individual. Yes, that's definitely what they're doing. What will they kill next? Will they poison dogs' water? Because dogs are such a threat, as we all know.

If you didn't catch the sarcasm in that, I will shun you.

LOL! xD

As nearly everyone else has said, it wa sprobably flat. I highly doubt that 'terrorists' would try and poison you directly, and if you were poisoned, I think you'd be in serious pain. :\

Percy Thrillington September 13th, 2009 8:59 AM

Why would a terrorist group target an evil television in the first place? If I was a terrorist, I'd probably try to use the evil television for my own twisted needs. Maybe I'd give it to world leaders and brainwash them with it.

I guess what we can deduce from this thread is the following: terrorists now target objects, maybe the television to vent their anger for missing the latest Hannah Montana episode. Secondly, they aren't very smart. They should have used the television, not dowhat they did. And lastly, televisions can't be poisoned anyway. Maybe there was a different, more sinister motive.

The case is too complicated for me, let's get Scooby Doo instead.

Kisaragi September 13th, 2009 9:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jack of Hearts (Post 5112757)
Why would a terrorist group target an evil television in the first place? If I was a terrorist, I'd probably try to use the evil television for my own twisted needs. Maybe I'd give it to world leaders and brainwash them with it.

I guess what we can deduce from this thread is the following: terrorists now target objects, maybe the television to vent their anger for missing the latest Hannah Montana episode. Secondly, they aren't very smart. They should have used the television, not dowhat they did. And lastly, televisions can't be poisoned anyway. Maybe there was a different, more sinister motive.

The case is too complicated for me, let's get Scooby Doo instead.

What we have deduced from this thread... is that the silly moderator is silly and Hakeen is just being dumb again.

Also you were probably targeted by al quaeda. We'll see what happens to you..

EvilTelevision September 13th, 2009 9:04 AM

SCOOBY DOOBIE DOO WHERE ARE YOU WE GOT A MYSTERY TO SLOVE NOW SCOOBIE SNACKS
I'm not saying the terrorist group is targeting me, they might be wanting to kill everybody that drinks coke?

Kisaragi September 13th, 2009 9:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvilTelevision (Post 5112783)
SCOOBY DOOBIE DOO WHERE ARE YOU WE GOT A MYSTERY TO SLOVE NOW SCOOBIE SNACKS
I'm not saying the terrorist group is targeting me, they might be wanting to kill everybody that drinks coke?

A likely theory. I can see their motives.

Percy Thrillington September 13th, 2009 9:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kisaragi (Post 5112785)
A likely theory. I can see their motives.

I always thought Al-Qeada preferred Pepsi, but I didn't know they liked it enough to kill thousands of innocent people.

Kisaragi September 13th, 2009 9:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jack of Hearts (Post 5112799)


I always thought Al-Qeada preferred Pepsi, but I didn't know they liked it enough to kill thousands of innocent people.

Truly a shame isn't it? Good thing I drink homemade lemonade!

Spinor September 13th, 2009 10:01 AM

Please excuse me I need to go to the restroom to defecate the fail out of this thread.

(The damn soda was flat. Thus you shall die within a day)

Fox♠ September 13th, 2009 1:15 PM

Last night in a club I picked up the wrong drink, it was warm and stale. I think I may of drank pee.
Similar story only mine wasn't (likely anyway) terrorists.

Corvus of the Black Night September 13th, 2009 1:20 PM

I just love how this thread accumulates 24 posts and nobody does anything about it. What a shame.


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