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Because you need to post somewhere other than OT!
Why did you break my Pikachu's neck? |
Because the voices told me to o_O
Why did u break my bed? |
Because it gave up on my Slowpoke.
Why did you wring my Spearow's neck? |
Because it ate my umbrella!
Why did you break my brand new umbrella I got 1 second ago? |
Because of Peer Pressure :P
Why did u break my cds? |
Because they were Britney Spears CDs.
Why did you break my new digital camera? It cost $129! |
I ate it. Photos taste good. :P
Why did you eat my old laptop? (It doesn't have internet anyway. :P) |
because it didn;t have internets on it.
Why did you break my toilet? |
Because it smelled of... certain things.
Why did you break my sarsparilla making maching? (Gosta love sarsparilla) |
Because i got bored
why did u break my resolve? |
I'm in a destructive mood today.
Why did you break the Squishee machine at the Kwik-E Mart? |
Because the color was bothering my eyesight, okay?
Why did you break dance? |
Because no on else was.
Why did you break the teacher's glasses? |
Because she's better off not seeing
Why did u break my "dvd" collection? |
Because it was chock-full of Seinfeld.
Why did you break my limited edition Charmed box-set? |
Because I feel you need to watch Clannad more.
Why did you break my paper? |
Because it had a draqing of you on there.
Why did you break my toe? |
It looked at me the wrong way :P
Why did u break my heart? :P |
I ignored the "Fragile" warning on the side.
Why did you break my car's mirror? |
Because there was a spider on it.
Why did you break my T10? |
becasuse i never heard of a tio
why ami female |
Because of surgery. Ah!
Why did you the whole whole thing? |
Because I care not
Why did you break Paris Hilton's chastity belt? |
Because it wasn't her size.
Why did you break the door? |
Because it was between me and my lunch.
Why did you break my Blue/Leaf cosplay outfit? |
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