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Common Words, Weird Definitions!
Okay, here the game. You pick out any word that's on your mind, and give it a definition that is true for the word but in a different way(hilariously as possible). Example:
A philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, but only spoken of when dead. lolz |
Boobs: The only way to get a straight man to do something.
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Evil: Amy Winehouse at 3am.
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^ lolz wtf?
Atom Bomb: The invention that ends other inventions. |
Sex: Nica & Jay Sean & Chris Brown.
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oh my god Libra. XDD
Only Jay Sean and I though would be correct. XD Drugs: Lil Wayne wouldn't exist without them. |
Jail: What Paris Hilton got out of and Lil Wayne is going into.
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Facebook: A place to get as many stalkers as you'd like. :D & more!
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I'm expecting words more uh...
ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do . |
Coke: The official PC drink.
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Cheating: Three blue shells in a row on Mario Kart.
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Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
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Reputation: A great way to cause drama.
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^ lol
Insane: Jennifer Anniston after divorce from Brad Pitt. |
Pills: A legit excuse for "popping it in".
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^ haha
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! |
Down: Jay Seans legal song about sex.
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HEY IT'S NOT ABOUT SEX :(
Three: Exists only so that four can exist. |
Sex: The best 2 minutes of, sadly, many peoples lives XD
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Postcount: A measure of your status on these forums. (According to most of the damn n00bs)
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Sugar: The thing that keeps dentists in business.
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lol
Apple: the only food that will repel greedy doctors. |
Hadouken: More win than anyone, anywhere can even hope to comprehend.
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Economy: What goes up must come down.
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Clique: What most people believe that will make them popular.
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Clique (2): What Naoi says he isn't in but is
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Racims: What not to do around Gummy
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I mass produce racims cards, shut up
Queen: Luke Martinez |
lol nice Chris. XD;
Gummy, shaddup. D: Goosebumps: What Chris gives me. |
Cougar: Demi Moore's current status
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Arguments: What not to do around here.
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Correct: What Viceroy Gawain is.
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^lol
Concur: To agree with Naoi. |
Bias: Viceroy Gawain and this thread.
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Obvious: What Maleficent stated the obvious.
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Argument:The thing I hate most and will fire my lazor at if it happens. XD
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Meme:The thing that Latiace just used in passing ^Lazor.
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Annoyance:What I am after I eat too much sugar.
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Wall-E: A trash cube with a face.
Not bashing Pixar or anything. XD |
Coconuts: They're horses, idiot!
Pidgeon: Migrates with coconuts. May be African or European. Five: Right out. |
Coconut: You can't find them here, this is a temperate zone!
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Myspace: The link you have requested doesn't exist
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Facebook: The # cause of teenage death if erased.
Peach: A heart shape thing that cannot be found in the Tropics. |
Went: The past tense of Go A mod!
XD |
Myth: Daniel Radcliffes sex life.
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Burgers: a pastry shell with meat inside it, when eaten, may cause obesity and indigestion.
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Oxymoron; thinking it was funny to pretend to choke yourself, moron. Now look where you are.
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^ lol
Evil. Every villain is lemons. |
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