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♣Gawain♣ October 25th, 2009 9:59 PM

Common Words, Weird Definitions!
 
Okay, here the game. You pick out any word that's on your mind, and give it a definition that is true for the word but in a different way(hilariously as possible). Example:

A philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, but only spoken of when dead. lolz

Ho-Oh October 25th, 2009 10:01 PM

Boobs: The only way to get a straight man to do something.

Her October 25th, 2009 10:04 PM

Evil: Amy Winehouse at 3am.

♣Gawain♣ October 25th, 2009 10:05 PM

^ lolz wtf?

Atom Bomb: The invention that ends other inventions.

Her October 25th, 2009 10:09 PM

Sex: Nica & Jay Sean & Chris Brown.

Ho-Oh October 25th, 2009 10:11 PM

oh my god Libra. XDD

Only Jay Sean and I though would be correct. XD


Drugs: Lil Wayne wouldn't exist without them.

Her October 25th, 2009 10:12 PM

Jail: What Paris Hilton got out of and Lil Wayne is going into.

Ho-Oh October 25th, 2009 10:14 PM

Facebook: A place to get as many stalkers as you'd like. :D & more!

♣Gawain♣ October 25th, 2009 10:15 PM

I'm expecting words more uh...

ETC: A sign to make others believe
that you know more than you actually do .

Ho-Oh October 25th, 2009 10:16 PM

Coke: The official PC drink.

Her October 25th, 2009 10:17 PM

Cheating: Three blue shells in a row on Mario Kart.

♣Gawain♣ October 25th, 2009 10:19 PM

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Ho-Oh October 25th, 2009 10:20 PM

Reputation: A great way to cause drama.

Her October 25th, 2009 10:24 PM

^ lol

Insane: Jennifer Anniston after divorce from Brad Pitt.

Ho-Oh October 25th, 2009 10:27 PM

Pills: A legit excuse for "popping it in".

♣Gawain♣ October 25th, 2009 10:30 PM

^ haha

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

Her October 25th, 2009 10:31 PM

Down: Jay Seans legal song about sex.

Ho-Oh October 25th, 2009 10:32 PM

HEY IT'S NOT ABOUT SEX :(

Three: Exists only so that four can exist.

Nudge October 25th, 2009 10:48 PM

Sex: The best 2 minutes of, sadly, many peoples lives XD

Misheard Whisper October 25th, 2009 11:28 PM

Postcount: A measure of your status on these forums. (According to most of the damn n00bs)

donavannj October 26th, 2009 2:29 AM

Sugar: The thing that keeps dentists in business.

♣Gawain♣ October 26th, 2009 2:52 AM

lol

Apple: the only food that will repel greedy doctors.

A Pixy October 26th, 2009 6:15 PM

Hadouken: More win than anyone, anywhere can even hope to comprehend.

Her October 26th, 2009 7:48 PM

Economy: What goes up must come down.

Tyrantrum October 26th, 2009 8:48 PM

Clique: What most people believe that will make them popular.

Her October 26th, 2009 8:55 PM

Clique (2): What Naoi says he isn't in but is

Gummy October 26th, 2009 8:57 PM

Racims: What not to do around Gummy

Her October 26th, 2009 8:59 PM

I mass produce racims cards, shut up

Queen: Luke Martinez

Tyrantrum October 26th, 2009 9:00 PM

lol nice Chris. XD;
Gummy, shaddup. D:


Goosebumps: What Chris gives me.

Her October 26th, 2009 9:01 PM

Cougar: Demi Moore's current status

♣Gawain♣ October 27th, 2009 4:17 AM

Arguments: What not to do around here.

Tyrantrum October 27th, 2009 4:23 PM

Correct: What Viceroy Gawain is.

♣Gawain♣ October 27th, 2009 6:13 PM

^lol

Concur: To agree with Naoi.

Her October 27th, 2009 8:12 PM

Bias: Viceroy Gawain and this thread.

♣Gawain♣ October 28th, 2009 1:23 AM

Obvious: What Maleficent stated the obvious.

Latiace October 28th, 2009 8:36 AM

Argument:The thing I hate most and will fire my lazor at if it happens. XD

Miz en Scène October 28th, 2009 9:47 AM

Meme:The thing that Latiace just used in passing ^Lazor.

Latiace October 28th, 2009 9:55 AM

Annoyance:What I am after I eat too much sugar.

Miz en Scène October 28th, 2009 9:58 AM

Wall-E: A trash cube with a face.

Not bashing Pixar or anything. XD

Åzurε October 28th, 2009 10:55 AM

Coconuts: They're horses, idiot!

Pidgeon: Migrates with coconuts. May be African or European.

Five: Right out.

Latiace October 28th, 2009 1:07 PM

Coconut: You can't find them here, this is a temperate zone!

Her October 28th, 2009 7:12 PM

Myspace: The link you have requested doesn't exist

♣Gawain♣ October 29th, 2009 2:22 PM

Facebook: The # cause of teenage death if erased.

Peach: A heart shape thing that cannot be found in the Tropics.

Latiace October 30th, 2009 12:21 PM

Went: The past tense of Go A mod!
XD

Her October 30th, 2009 9:29 PM

Myth: Daniel Radcliffes sex life.

♣Gawain♣ October 30th, 2009 11:47 PM

Burgers: a pastry shell with meat inside it, when eaten, may cause obesity and indigestion.

gigapoodle October 31st, 2009 10:22 PM

Oxymoron; thinking it was funny to pretend to choke yourself, moron. Now look where you are.

♣Gawain♣ November 2nd, 2009 3:56 AM

^ lol

Evil. Every villain is lemons.


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