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Team Rocket's Raichu February 17th, 2010 3:38 PM

The Quest of a New Pokemon Trainer!
 
Okay, this game is VERY simple. All you do is continue from the previous poster in a funny (or not funny) way. You can do anything from catching and releasing Pokemon to making the trainer get a name change. Also their is now rules at the bottom of this post you can see.

Example:
1) Names trainer Red.
2) Plays the NES.
3) Oak walks in, kidnaps Red, and takes him to the lab.
4) Red takes Charmander.
5) Rival takes Dexoys. :D

Okay, so I'll start.

The trainer is named Chris, and rival is named Patrick.



Let's meet the (main-ish) characters! :D (In order of encounter.) May contain spoilers.

Spoiler:
Chris:
Player Character.
Very Crazy.
Wanted for Murder and Theft.

Patrick:
Rival Character.
Somewhat Crazy.
Cosplayer

Oak:
Pokemon Prof.
Crazy.
Spies on Girls

Devin:
Rival Character, Deceased.
INSANE!
Killed Many People.

Cousin:
Evil Character, Deceased.
INSANE!
Sells people to slavery

Brock:
Gym Leader, Deceased?
Sane.
Tells Corny Jokes.

Misty:
Gym Leader
Sane.
Drunkard

Nugget Bridge Grunt:
Ex-Team Rocket Grunt
INSANE!
Depressed

Bill:
Maniac, Deceased.
INSANE!
Wants to Turn Girls into Pokemon for "Scientific Reasons".

Hunter:
Bad Influence
INSANE!
Being Mean to Chris. :pink_pissed:

Marcus:
Rival Character
Somewhat Crazy
Being Mean to Everyone. :pink_pissed:

Prof. Elm:
Pokemon Prof.
Sane.
Researching Pokemon Breeding Habits...

Falkner:
Gym Leader, Deceased.
Sanity Unknown.
Hobbies Unknown.

Jim Gai (Violet City):
Advisor
Sanity Unknown.
Watching out for Hunter...

Old Dude (Violet City - Union Cave):
Black Market Merchant.
INSANE!
Avoiding Police.

Kurt:
Apricorn Ball Maker, Deceased.
Crazy Old Man.
Making Balls...

Whitney:
Gym Leader, Deceased.
Sanity Unknown
Hobbies Unknown


Regions (You can return to completed regions):

Spoiler:
Kanto: Complete

Sevii Islands: Blown Up

Johto: In right now

Go to this page to see the other regions. We can go to.


Rules:

PLEASE DO NOT GO TO ANTOHER REGION UNTIL WE ARE COMPLETED WITH THE ONE WE ARE IN. Thank you.

This will follow the plot of Fr/Lg, Hg/Ss, Emerald, and Platinum. Let's not go to the side regions until we are complete with the main. Thank you.

Please, no cannibalism. D: That isn't cool people. We can eat Pokemon not people though.

Doogle3097 February 17th, 2010 5:38 PM

The game starts at Oak's lab; the 3 starters are Missingno., Charizard 'M and Bad Egg.

Teh Blazer February 17th, 2010 5:49 PM

You want the Bad Egg, but Oak slaps you in the head for reaching for it.
You go for a Charizard M', but Oak punches you for it.
Lastly, you touch Missing No.'s Pokeball, to which it pops out, destroys Oak's lab, and runs towards Cinnabar Island.

Team Rocket's Raichu February 17th, 2010 6:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Teh Blazer (Post 5561216)
You want the Bad Egg, but Oak slaps you in the head for reaching for it.
You go for a Charizard M', but Oak punches you for it.
Lastly, you touch Missing No.'s Pokeball, to which it pops out, destroys Oak's lab, and runs towards Cinnabar Island.

Oak tells you to grab a broom to start cleaning, and after a long day of cleaning he gives Chris and Patrick a...

ChrisTom February 17th, 2010 7:37 PM

Bulbasaur. They both take the Bulbasaur's and then Patrick eats his. Chris gets mad and...

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ February 17th, 2010 11:12 PM

... grabs Patrick in a chokehold. He only releases him when Oak gives him a Charmander, which are not known to be edible. Oak, not wanting to deal with any more of this, decides to take a vacation and drives off in his old AMC Gremlin, leaving the two trainers alone. Chris asks Patrick if he wants to battle. Patrick says he'd rather cosplay as Palkia and scare the kids at the trainer's school. Chris thinks Patrick's idea is...

Team Rocket's Raichu February 18th, 2010 5:02 PM

Great! Pat is in a Palakia costume, and Chris in a Mewtwo. Patrick wants to trade costumes since Mewtwo is cooler, and Chris refueses, so Patrick does...

Zeffy February 20th, 2010 5:03 AM

A Bruce Lee-ish roundhouse kick, which knocked off Chris' costume. Patrick gets the chance to grab it, but as soon as his skin touched the MewTwo costume his own costume tore apart and the crowd goes...

Karel_Kazuki February 20th, 2010 2:15 PM

OOOOHHH!!Chris began to yell at Patrick furiously and said their friendship is over.Chris leaves the place leaving patrick all anlone and the crowd goes...

Team Rocket's Raichu February 23rd, 2010 2:33 PM

"Poor Patrick." Chris stomps off to Viridian City mart to buy a restraining order (yes, you can by those in marts in Kanto). The mart owner refuses to sell him anything until he delivers a parcel to Oak. Chris *****slaps him, and walks off with it to Oak's lab.

Muffin™ February 23rd, 2010 5:02 PM

Another bad-assed trainer named Devin Wiper comes and snipes Chris and shakes hands with Patrick...



*He He He...*

Team Rocket's Raichu February 23rd, 2010 5:09 PM

Arceus wanting Chris to complete his mission, brings him out of hell to deliver the package.

Oak grabs the package witch turns out to be a PlayBoy, gives Chris, Patrick, and Devin a red thing a magig, and tells them to complete it, and gather all the badges.

Patrick spits in Chris's face, and walks off.

Chris spits in Devin's face, and walks off.

Devin spits in Oak's face, and walks off.

Oak feels sad that he can't spit in someone's face, and walk off, too. :(

Muffin™ February 23rd, 2010 5:51 PM

Oak soon finds someone to spits on. (His aide)


Then Chris gets lost in Viridian Forest trying to get to Pewert City and gets ****** by Metapods. He records it in his PokeDex.


Patrick trys to beat the Pokemon League, but Lance gets his Dragons and Hyper Beams him. (Because he has no badges)


Devin just becomes sad and lonely so he soon started to quit Pokemon and live in his Mother's basement.


BUT he saw the site 4Chan and started to get into Digimon.







THIS ISN'T OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Team Rocket's Raichu February 23rd, 2010 5:56 PM

Then after days of wandering and eating the Caterpie he caught, he found his way ... Dammit! He is at the entrance again.

He walks back to the Pokemon Center to rest, and wakes up the next day.

Some creepy old man showed him to catch a Pokemon, and gave him a portable TV, though it doesn't have cable. :(

Chris then decides to check out the big building in a route in the middle of nowhere. Patrick jumps him, and challenges him to a battle.

(Remember to describe the battle, and their Pokemon!)

Muffin™ February 23rd, 2010 6:06 PM

*the battle*

PKMN trainer Patrick would like to battle!

PKMN trainer Patrick sent out [random letters and numbers]!

Go, Charmander!

Aw Crap, Charmander only knows Growl!

*beats the crap out of Patrick to get a TM*

Ah, here we are... RAWRZ OF TIME! Let's use it.

Charmander used Splash!

What the...

[random letters and numbers] used [random letters and numbers]!

But it missed!

*5 hours of battling later*

You..Wanna stop n-n-n-ow?

*both pass out*

...Groan... What happened...

Wait..what the...


Chris and Patrick are kidnapped by Devin's cousin's cousin.














In Pewert City xD




i looooooooooovveee this story :3

Team Rocket's Raichu February 23rd, 2010 6:19 PM

Cousin then is about to sell them into slavery. Then the merciful, Arceus, sends a lighting bolt down, and kills Cousin, and sends Devin to Pluto to watch his head blow up due to lack of oxygen.

Chris and Patrick goes their separate ways for now.

Chris then goes to battle Brock at the gym after some kid threatened to kill him if he didn't go check it out.

Muffin™ February 23rd, 2010 6:27 PM

Brock throws Geodudes at Chris, while he made awful corny jokes.

*AND YOUR GEODUDED!*

Charmander uses Growl at Brock, which distracts him. He falls off a cliff (in his gym) and some how "accidentally" left the badge where he was standing. EPIC WIN FOR THE FREE BADGE!


Chris gets owned by a trainer in the gym though...

Devin's head comes down from space and kills him. (The Trainer.)


Chris heals at the Pokemon Center, and watches News Channel 6 in the Pokemon Center. (The tv only has 3 channels!)

Team Rocket's Raichu February 23rd, 2010 6:41 PM

ONBS News has a new story. Some 10-year old shot himself saying, "Chris. Chris. Die. Die." The ten year old is named Devin. Here is what the parents said, "I can't think that he..."

A big smile came to Chris's face, and in Mt. Moon Patrick's face is grinning, too, watching the TV the crazy old man gave him.

Muffin™ February 23rd, 2010 6:48 PM

Patrick gets blood sucked up from him from the Zubats. EMT comes and saves his life at the hospital. YAY! Chris heard about this on his crappy TV and gets some Zubat spray. It's so toxic, so every one in the city dies from inhaling it. He wears a gas mask. He sets off to go in Mt. Moon. Images of Devin pops up in his head.


Patrick soon suffers a coma. He gets paralized and now he's disabled.



lol



oh, and now he loses his PokeDex on his way to Mt. Moon...

Team Rocket's Raichu February 23rd, 2010 7:19 PM

With the miracle of stem cells and psychical therapy Patrick can walk again. :D

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ February 24th, 2010 2:06 PM

But Patrick still needs to locate his Pokedex, so he has to go back into Mount Moon. He sees a Geodude holding it. Having remembered an article he read, Patrick knew the only way to make a Geodude release its grip. He hooked his iPod to a set of speakers and began playing "Baby Got Back". The tactic works, though the Geodude selfdestructs after its dancing grew too intense, sending Patrick and his Pokedex blasting off again.

"At least I'm out of that stupid cave..." Patrick muttered.

Team Rocket's Raichu February 24th, 2010 2:41 PM

Chris finally gets near the end of the cave after battling hundreds of annoying Zubats and mafia members. Then some nerd jumps him when he is about to grab a cool rock.

The nerd self destructs all his Pokemon, and Chris just punches him and grabs the rocks, and left.

"Finally", muttered Chris.

Muffin™ February 24th, 2010 2:58 PM

He battles some n00bs at that Route... Chris soon arrives at Cerulean City. He walks around, talking to people. When he was trying to get to Nugget Bridge, some dude said "You have to beat the gym, loser!" Then he finds out there is a gym in the city. "Oh Mai Gawd!!!" he yells. So he went into the gym. But when he went in, Misty was holding whisky in here hand and everyone was passed out. Beer bottles lay all over the gym "What the hell happened here?" said Chris. His mind yells: "HANGOVER!!!" He states to his mind: "Oh..."



To be continued >:]

Team Rocket's Raichu February 24th, 2010 3:11 PM

He just plucks the badge from the passed out Misty.

"Easiest. Gym. Ever." he says.

He walks to Nugget Bridge, and Patrick lands after being blasted off again, and challenges him to a battle.

Patrick sends out a Charmeleon, and releasing he hasn't trained, Chris walks away leaving Patrick sad and alone.

After days of training Chris returns to the bridge, where Patrick was playing Go Fish with his Charmeleon, he challenges Pat to a battle.

Chris after smoking him, with a Gyarados that evolved from a Magikarp he bought, walks off and smokes all the trainers on the bridge and gets the offer to become a Rocket.

Muffin™ February 24th, 2010 3:24 PM

So Chris thought this was a promotion to be "America's Next Top Rocket" so he said yes. Chris gets offered a gun and trys it out. "AWESHUM!" he exclaimed. He shoots some trainers that try to battle him. The rocket the exclaimed "WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING!?!? YOU CAN'T JUST RANDOMLY SHOOT ****ING PEOPLE!?!??! WHAT THE **** IS YOUR PROBLEM!?!?!? I'M GOING TO GET ****ING FIRED BECAUSE OF YOU!?!?! WE ARE ONLY SUPPOSED TO KILL POKEMON YOU RETARD!!!!!!!!!!" Then Chris shoots him. "Uhh....I don't want to be a rocket anymore..." He then backs off and runs.
























With a gun in his hand D:


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