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Now children, what have we learnt from video games
Basically something not serious, i'll start, also, state which game.
that you can catch small animal like things in tiny little balls [Pokemon] |
that human girls can pawn Youkai, Vampires, Ghosts, Rabbits, Gods, Underworld Pets, Aliens, and many more with the power of love [touhou... it's a comp. game, but I think it counts...]
But, seriously... jpp8 probably would have made this post eventually... :P |
I learned how to be a sniper! [CoD(s)]
And I know how to prepare for an alien attack! [Halo(s)] |
that italian plumbers can hit blocks with their head and make coins come out
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That princesses have to be saved from giant turtles/dinosaurs, and mushrooms give you an illusion of extra lives.
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I don't think my map skills would be so good to be honest.
Also how to cook... cooking mama!! Xx. |
When you eat certain mushrooms, you grow to twice the size until you are hurt. Others shrink you, and others have no noticeable effect until they bring you back from the dead. O.o (Mario, obviously)
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That if you cheat on 10 girls you'll get your head lopped off.
(school days) |
"Anything that moves" equals "Bad. Very, very bad". [Dementium- The Ward]
Don't worry about losing health or dying when you face off with a huge machine/monster three times your size- if you look around hard enough, there's a Gatling gun or a Potion vendor lying around somewhere. [Final Fantasy VII- Dirge of Cerberus] |
That those blue scented round things in stand up urinals are edible(Kingdom of Loathing)
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that rabbits (or rabbids :P) love saying "BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA" and "DAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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What I learned from video games is if you spin fast enough, you can destroy metal creatures. (Sonic games)
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That I can get shot 5,000,000,000,000 times, wait a bit, and keep fighting it out in Washington DC(CoD4: MW 2).
And that swords can be shot at things(Legend of Zelda). |
I learned that if EVEN IF your in leather armor, you can still take a crap ton of hits in Bear form (WoW)
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That only some ledges and bridges lack invisible walls/barriers to prevent you from dying.
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i have learned it is okay for Ten year old to be outside alone as long as they have their pet(s). (Pokemon)
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The princess is in the wrong castle.
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That your best friend ever will sell you out to your enemies if the price is right (Sid Meier's Civilization series, every last one).
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That anyone can buy Beam Katanas on internet auctions; and that if you go killing around people, you become well known and famous. [No More Heroes] |
sure man, I'll give you this item, but you have to give me (x) of (x), which is extremely rare and totally not worth my item but you have to do it for the plotline!!
- every goddamn game |
Most video game characters can not poop or they lack the necessary parts.
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Tv show/movie game remakes SUCK - The Flintstones Rock Bedrock Racing
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That your enemies can still run at you when you fire bullets at their groin or groin-analogue.
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That if you sleep in an inn/house then you can be healthy again in fifteen seconds :D ( Practically every RPG xD? )
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That you can defy the laws of gravity with a single artifact(every Metroid game that has space jump, except maybe the Prime series).
That doing shrooms can be good(every damn Super Mario game in the universe). That an 11-year old kid can STAY 11 for about the 10 years he's been around(mostly Red, spamming spamming from RBY to HGSS. |
X TRIANGLE SQUARE SQUARE R2 L2 CIRCLE UP DOWN START
every cheat code is the same |
You are what you eat.
-Kirby |
Species evolution only ever takes 5 seconds(Pokémon).
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Awp shots kills instantly except if you leg shot.
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No matter how powerful you are, some teenager will come along and kick your ass.(every game ever)
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no matter what, there is no dieing, only more anger when you next play
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If you're told not to do something, 9 times out of 10, you have to do it.
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You can hatch dogs from eggs.(from what I know, Pokemon)
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Animals drop money when you kill them.
and You don't need to have the correct environment to hatch eggs, you just need to walk alot. |
That when jumping on a perfectly flat surface, it is possible to fall down upon another flat surface at a lower level(Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom on NES, it sucks, NEVER play it).
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You can destroy brick with a whip, and the meat you find inside is safe to eat and will make you healthy. o.O
(Castlevania) |
That food is ready cooked when it's dropped from an enemy (Most RPG's and other games)
You don't need a sausage to make a Hot Dog (Tales of Symphonia 2 DOTNW) You can jump without needing to bend your legs first (practically any game with jumping) |
Coming off Castlevania, throwing GLASS BOTTLES OF HOLY WATER can destroy bricks.
If you are a mayor and you get tired of managing your city, you can summon meteors, volcanoes, fire, aliens, giant robots, and other disasters to annihilate it(Sim City). |
An evil group of people can take over the world, but everyone is oblivious of the danger.(most games, but I'm thinking Pokemon again)
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I learned that you can run as much as you want without ever getting even slightly tired.
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Prehistoric monsters are dang GODS (Pokemon HGSS *namely Lance's Aerodactyl* and the Monster Hunter games *because a lot of the deadly carnivores resemble dinosaurs*).
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You think Skateboarding is easy once you play a Tony Hawk game then when you step on the board you find out quick how much you suck. (It happened to me when i was 13)
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That you can go to hell!....(Dante's Inferno)
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that whenever you are going to die or loose a battle (gym battle) in a game, u always have a very trustworthy friend- the restart button.
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How to read [Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time]
Seriously, I was struggling with reading in 1st or 2nd grade. I started playing that game, in which you needed to read to get anywhere, and I figured it out eventually. |
that you can jump and hit a block, an egg comes out and hatches into a dinosaur and that you can ride it!!
if you dont know wat this is you have been living under a planet |
If you are the taller, slimmer brother who wears green, you will always be overshadowed by your sibling.
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You can catch God in a small metal ball and force Him to obey your orders. (Arceus - Pokemon)
You can store a full-size bike in a small shoulder bag. (Pokemon) A sword is deadlier than a gun (Final Fantasy VII+ and most other RPGs) Feathers make capes appear on you and allow you to fly. (Super Mario World) Wings on a cap can make you fly without the cap flying off. (Super Mario 64) Babies do come from storks. (Yoshi's Island) You can clean blood off of clothes just by taking them off and putting them back on. (Dragon Age Origins) |
The answer to life, the universe and everything is ↑, ↑, ↓, ↓, ←, →, ←, →, B, A
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Destroying stuff, killing people, aliens, monster, creatures, things etc
Is... FUN! |
Any weapon can appear from thin air. (Dissidia Final Fantasy and other games)
One lone kid or teenager can take down any evil group or power. (Pokemon, Kingdom Hearts, many, many others) |
It is perfectly okay to kill your teammates. (Final Fantasy)
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Shooting yourself in the head can summon demons. No really, I tried it. It works. (Persona 3)
You can die instantly from getting shot in the leg or arm. This also means you can get shot a couple times in the chest and be fine. And if this is a casual shooter, you can get shot between the eyes, wait a few seconds, and you'll be healthy yet again. (Most FPSs) That the MC from Doom, Doom Guy, is probably the strongest video game character ever What? I have 75 rounds left? That must mean I have at the most, 75 magazines left. *Fires a bullet* *Reloads a new mag* *Throw away old mag only missing one bullet* (All FPSs) Belts and zippers and skimpy armor are apparently good defense against monsters. (JRPGs and Monster Hunter) EDIT, forgot one: Tapping spikes, even the most gentle tap, will blow up a robot. (Megaman) |
Turtles with green shells must walk off cliffs, like lemmings. Only turtles with red shells are permitted to turn around upon reaching a cliff.
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You can trade your pets to other (sometimes complete strangers) and it is legal.(Many monster based games)
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When in a fight, you're opponent is more than willing to wait for you to strike him before it's his turn to strike you...no matter how over-the-top and silly your attack looks. :D
(every turn-based RPG ever) |
That the coolest and most favored main characters have some form of troubled past. (most RPGs and some FPS')
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- You know when you have won a fight when your opponent stands still, waiting for you to decapitate him.
Mortal Kombat - Green, Red, Yellow, Blue, Orange buttons are all that are needed to play the guitar. Guitar Hero - Plumbers lead surprisingly interesting lives. Mario Series - Dropping a banana skin from you car will cause other drivers to spin out of control. Mario Kart Series - Hedgehogs aren’t always slow, shy creatures. Sonic the Hedgehog - Giant monkeys will steal your girlfriend and defend themselves with a never ending supply of barrels. Donkey Kong / Mario - Bosses are always hidden behind extravagant doorways. Legend of Zelda, Phantom Hourglass - but in a lot of other games too. - Anyone will let you into their house at anytime of the day, also everyone is always doing the same thing. All the time. Pokemon |
That talking to a girl everyday will not annoy them, but instead give you more love points (Harvest Moon)
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slashing at somebody with a sword doesn't leave any visible wounds. Damage to the opponent is calculated by [attacker's strength stat]+[weapon might]-[defender's defense stat] and everyone has a set amount of HP. If you've got 1 HP, you can still fight normally, but once you've dropped that last point, you die instantly.
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You can travel nonstop without any signs of of being tired.(Many games, most likely rpgs).
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You can drive off a 300 ft cliff with a quad and land unharmed (Pure)
If your pet faints you get jacked for your money and wake up at the hospital. Eating leftovers heals wounds such as, cuts, burns, bruises. It's okay if you die, just wait for the spawn count. If you bring a rope into a cave you can magically teleport to a hospital. If your 10 your old enough to leave home on your own and venture across the world. |
I'm going to destroy you with my army of walking plants! (Pikmin)
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Certain plants grow in hours instead of days/weeks.(Pokemon)
When buildings crumple, some floors are fixed like nothing happened.(Golden Sun) |
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