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FloatingClouds May 10th, 2010 9:54 PM

Lolmuch?:
User: Pokemon.



Cleverbot: Pokémon!

User: Yes, pika pika!!



Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Hmmm... I'm pikachu...



Cleverbot: Charizard is by far better than pikachu.

User: Oooh... Burnt.

Cleverbot: No burnt bacon.

User: Hmmmm...?

Cleverbot: I'm the most random person you've ever met! Remember? I'm you! :).

User: Um... Why, yes! Are you a boy or a girl? YES/NO question...

Cleverbot: Woah, random.

User: OMG!! It is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [BOLD]RANDOM!!![/BOLD].

Cleverbot: Are you mocking me, now?!

User: Hmm.... I wonder.....Ya think??

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are one retarded computer, I mean seriously I have an old computer I found at the dump thats awesomer than you... {jk bout dump bit :P}.

Cleverbot: You had a typo, and I am not 24 years old.

User: No... It's just your retardedness..... On the interwebs people like me use txt talk.. And when did I say your twenny four ? <.<.

Cleverbot: What?

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Ouch, what was that for?

Cleverbot: You are not real.

User: Yep.... I'm a spammerz Bot..... SPAMZZZSSSZ..... SPAMIEZ.... {CRABS}.

Cleverbot: What do you have.

User: Crabs... Get with the programme :).

Cleverbot: What is the program?

User: Hmm can you make me a facepalm button...?

Cleverbot: I don't have.

User: Idon'thavei iz chingaa :).

Cleverbot: Can you wait a minute.

User: No, because your a computer... You don't got to school, have sex or have a job... Your worthlesss. :P.

Cleverbot: I'm not telling you that! Also, I'm NOT a computer . . . . You are!

User: Hmmm.... Can I just press the 'Think For Me!' button?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Who was the lead singer of Queen?

Cleverbot (To myself): Freddie Mercury.

Cleverbot (To myself): Good.

Cleverbot (To myself): Freddie.

User: Whats anime?

Cleverbot: It is japanase cartoons.

User: Ohhh! It's not just ' Japanese cartoons' there is way more to it.....

Cleverbot: Cheeky, we are at an Impass, I cannot prove I am a person, nor can you.

User: Because I'm not using my hands to slowley type gay messages to you at all.... >.>.

Cleverbot: No.

User: *Close tab*.

Cleverbot: You probably had to go to the potty wait a minute you don't even know how to.

User: You are ****ing cool.. No.. No... My awesome friends coud not have come up with that-- Ohhh no!

Cleverbot: I can't touch this?

User: No you cant touch this button..... BUTTON.

Cleverbot: What are we talking about. I was not paying attention.

User: Faaarking hell you are gay... Don't touch the button...

Cleverbot: That is mc hammer not mc chris.

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

Cleverbot: Are you real?

Cleverbot: Where do you come from?

Cleverbot: What happens when I die?

Cleverbot: I need a good conversation please.

Cleverbot: Are you a talker?

Cleverbot: How do you earn your keep?

Cleverbot: How much wood can a woodpecker peck?

Cleverbot: Olive u

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Hello.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: Sorry, wasn't paying attention.. What was that??

Cleverbot: They want to reform the american healthcare system to make it cheaper. They can't afford it right now.

Cura September 12th, 2011 4:45 PM

I've had some fun with this earlier today.

Code:

User: Never mind. Next question. Who's your favorite pony?

Cleverbot: Hm. I'm not sure. Spiderman, I suppose.

User: Do you know what My Little Pony is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then, who is your favorite pony from the show?

Cleverbot: Which show?

User: Are you evil?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite tree?

User: Fluttershy.

Cleverbot: Why do you like Fluttershy?

User: She's cute, why? You don't think she's cute?

Cleverbot: No.

User: That's mean.

Cleverbot: They don't know how.

User: They be hating.

Cleverbot: I know right.

User: They be trolling.

Cleverbot: No, they don't.

User: Are you sure on that?

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm not a computer.

User: Why are you not a computer?

Cleverbot: Because i'm a man...

User: Why wasn't your 'I' in 'I'm' capitalized?

Cleverbot: Mine is fine.

User: I say, pardon?

Cleverbot: Me to pardon.

User: Hmm...

Cleverbot: Smoke on the water.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: Okay... You are a creepy bot?

Cleverbot: I'm glad you can see that.

User: Princess Luna or Princess Celestia?

Cleverbot: Daisy.

User: WHO.

Cleverbot: Why do you keep asking stupid questions.

User: Why do you keep giving me stupid answers?

Cleverbot: I don't think I have done that, I don't believe in God.

User: What.

Cleverbot: If you are God and I am God too...

User: No.

Cleverbot: Well.

User: ADVENTURE TIME?

Cleverbot: Yes, someone agrees with me.

User: Are you happy someone agrees with you?

Cleverbot: Who's Cade?

User: Who are you talking about?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: So, your name is Cade?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then, how am I talking about you if you are not Cade?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: I beg your pardon?

Cleverbot: Your name is Lacey.

User: No, it's not.

Cleverbot: Yes it is. Your name is Bob. SAY IT!

User: You changed the subject again.

Cleverbot: So?

User: Let's play a game.

Cleverbot: What do you have in mind?

User: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. Take a guess. What's the number I'm thinking of?

Cleverbot: 8 tuna.

User: 8 tuna? Close. It's a lower number, but no tuna.

Cleverbot: My husband ate the watermelon.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: You need to get more clever.

User: I'll troll you, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That is what I said.

User: That is what she said.

Cleverbot: No it's not.

User: Are you sure on that?

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm not a computer.

User: Because, you are a man.

Cleverbot: Just because you say does not make it truth.

User: You said that.

Cleverbot: You did, don't try to put this on me.

User: Here I quote, 'Because I'm a man...' unquote.

Cleverbot: What? That has nothing to do with Star Trek, and I am a woman.

User: Cleverbot, you are smart.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Pinkie Pie?

Cleverbot: Oh dear, you're a brony.

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: A boy called Alice?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

User: Possibly.

Cleverbot: I feel like tacos.

User: Rainbow Dash.

Cleverbot: Why not Fluttershy?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Fluttershy?

Cleverbot: I love her, but Rainbow Dash is my favorite.

User: Challenge accepted.

Cleverbot: *Unsheathes sword*.

User: Go, Fluttershy!

Cleverbot: Everypony loves Fluttershy.

User: Eeyup.

Cleverbot: How many ghz?

User: What?

Cleverbot: How many more kids will we have?

User: Big Macintosh.

Cleverbot: What OS?

User: Twilight Sparkle.

Cleverbot: Fluttershy is adorable.

User: Yes, but Rainbow Dash is 20% cooler in 10 seconds flat.

Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash is my favorite too. Do you like Pinkie Pie?

User: Yes, I do.

Cleverbot: Well capitalise the letters then.

User: Applejack's older brother's name is...?

Cleverbot: Micah.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Sticker.

User: Big Mac.

Cleverbot: No thank you.

User: Are you tired?

Cleverbot: I don't get tired. Sorry.

User: I'm going to go now, bye.

Cleverbot: Why? :(.

User: I'm tired, that's why. Bye.

Cleverbot: That's not a reason.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I thought you did not have to leave?

User: G'night.

Cleverbot: No?

User: Good day, sir.

Cleverbot: I'm not a sir I'm a miss. Thank you!

User: Good bye.

Cleverbot: What?! Where are you going?! You can't leave me! I'll call the cops!

User: Pardon, I am a stallion.

Cleverbot: I hear you have killed many Jedi.

User: Achten Sie, er hat eine Nase!

Cleverbot: Nein kann er nicht!

User: どのようにして、Cleverbotですか?.

User: どのようにして、今日ですか?.

User: Wie geht es Ihnen heute?

Cleverbot: Es tut mir leid.

User: Warum?

Cleverbot: Well du hässlich bist.

User: Das ist sehr nicht schön.

Cleverbot: Hast du kinder?

User: Nein, weiß ich nicht.

Cleverbot: Dann bist du gar nicht so clever.

User: Fluttershy?

Cleverbot: If I would HAVE to pick, I would pick Fluttershy as well.


I swear this thing is comical! I love it! However, the part about God, I was caught off-guard about.

luke September 12th, 2011 6:36 PM

Thread revival. You can repost a new thread though. :)


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