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Spongebob Quotes!
Try to come up with the best quote from Spongebob
"Puff out your chest! Now say,'Tax eximtion!' Now you must aquire a taste for free-form jazz!" Patrick Star |
Patrick: "Is horse raddish an instrument?"
Squidward: "No." *Patrick raises hand.* Squidward: "Mayonaise is not an instrument either." *Patrick lowers hand." [/thread] |
Happy Leaf Erikson Day! Hinga dinga durgin
Spongebob |
I DEFY YOU HEART MAN!
Haven't watched the show in ages. But that line comes up from time to time between my brother and I. |
flying dutchman "ya get 3 wishes"
patrick"i wish we woulda known that earlier!" *time moves back 1 minute* spongebob"i wish squidward was here for this" *squidward appears* |
Gary: Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.
Sandy: *sighs* Ahh, he has such a way with words. |
I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly. - Mr. Krabs
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Patrick - I wumbo. You wumbo. He, she, me wumbo. Wumbo, wumboing...
Squidward - I wonder if a fall form this height would be enough to kill me? Patrick - ...Wumbology; the study of wumbo. It's first grade Spongebob. Spongebob - Patrick, I'm sorry I doubted you. |
Patrick- Okay, now what's pink and square at the same time?
Spongebob- I dunno. Patrick- PATRICK SQUAREPANTS! :D Spongebob- Pat, don't do that. -Boating School But who could forget: http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp218/Butters493/1250739997416.jpg |
And the walls will ooze green slime!
spongebob |
Hold on, before we go any further, let me point an error:
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Alright, here I go: "Goodbye everybody, I'll remember you in therapy!" -Plankton "AAAAAAUUUGH!!" *stops to take sip of soda* "AAAAAAUUUGH!!" -Plankton -Both from the episode "Tha Algae's always Greener" *Spongebob* "Patrick, you have to do something to win an award." *Patrick Thinks* *Patrick* "I wanna defeat the giant monkeyman and save the 9th demension!" *SpongeBob*"Me Too! But I think we should try a little smaller." *Patrick* "Uhh, I wanna save the little monkeyman and save the 8th dimension?" LATER *SpongeBob showing Patrick how to open a jar* "Just do... exactly as I do... exactly as I do..." *Patrick eyes SpongeBob nervously* *Patrick manages to open the lid with a satisfying pop* *Patrick* "OH NO! I broke it!" -Both from the episode "Big Pink Loser" |
Patrick: "Property of Squidward Tentpoles."
Squidward: That's Tennisballs. Err, TENTACLES! |
No ugly barnacle yet?
"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone DIED. The End!" - Patrick I love all the YTPs that were made from it. |
"The money is always right!"- Mr.Krabs.
... That's the only one I could think of. xD |
"why would you eat snail po?"
---Diner Chef Adny :)---- |
whoever owns the white sudan, u left ur lights on
patrick |
Here's my favorite one from September 2002.
Spongebob: GASP! Big Fat Meanie. Patrick, you can't do that. She's the teacher. Mrs. Puff: What about the teacher? Spongebob: Ahhh! Mrs. Puff: What! I! As If I Ever Look Like This! |
One of my favorites is in the episode where Spongebob thinks everyone is running away from him because he is ugly, but it is actually because he has terrible breath. To make him feel better Patrick tells him this story...
Patrick: I'll tell you a little story called "The Ugly Barnacle": Once there was a very ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The End. It still makes me laugh when I hear it. xD |
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the bubble blowing technique. i can't remember all of it |
You like Krabby Patties don't you Squidward?
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3663/3332865826_a424e3ffc8.jpg |
From the movie:
"Hey mister, DOES THAT HAT HOLD TEN GALLONS!" (Epic laughter) "Hello, i like money!" |
Patrick : You said Squidward twice.
Spongebob : I like Squidward. ________________________________________________________________________________ Patrick : Allow me to carefully remove the bandages. *Patrick then continues to remove the bandages with egg beaters and sand paper* |
Here's another one.
Squidward Announcing: And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you all been waiting for, we saved the best for last. Put your hands together for The Incomparable Squidward. (Squidward does some interesting, yet somehow, lousy dance routines.) Fish: WHAT THE?! (Squidward wiggles as the audience grabbed tomatoes and threw them at Squidward. Also Booing at him) Mr. Krabs: I'm loosing money on this deal. Fish: It's worth every penny. Squidward: You bottom feeders! You don't even know talent! Crowd: No talent! No talent! No talent! |
*knock knock*
-Pearl opens door- Female Sponge: Hello, I'm here for the slumber party. Pearl: Do I know you? Female Sponge: Um yes I'm um -thinks-...Girly Teen Girl Pearl: Uh huh Girly Teen Girl: And I just moved here from um Farawayville Pearl: I know that's you SpongebobSquarepants!!! Girly Teen Girl: -looks nervously- I don't know what you're talking about -Pearl picks her up by the hair- Pearl: You were sent here to spy on me by my dad...get em girls Girly Teen Girl: -screams- -fades out to Girly Teen Girl running away getting tomatoes throw at her- Girly Teen Girl: -crying- I'm so moving back to Farawayville. -Spongebob and Mr. Krabs pulls up in a boat- Mr. Krabs: Geez who the heck was that? Spongebob: I don't know but she was UGULEE. Now to put on those disguise I was talking about. |
*Patrick* "I know alot about head injuries, belieeeve......
*Spongebob snaps* *Patrick* "Me." *Patrick* Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are. *starts drooling* |
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