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Xephyr May 20th, 2010 12:55 PM

Let's Play Shiny Gold X! [Completed]
 
Yes, Shiny Gold. Probably the most famous and celebrated rom hack ever made. I'm gonna be doing the difficult version of it. After running through Rijon Adventures X, I highly doubt this could prove to be much of a problem for me at all....right?

Spoiler:

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
Ho-Oh is so cool. SO. COOL.

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
******. I don't appreciate you being late.

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
WTF IS THAT?

Oh wait, that's a Marill. Ahaha...ha

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
By play with them, what exactly do you mean...?

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
(hard decision)

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
Who didn't see that one coming?


http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
Well, I think so.

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
HAHAHAHA. DOUCHE. THAT'S A FUNNY NAME.

*game starts*

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5758/1635pokemonfireredusquic.png
SETTINGS.

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/7346/shinygoldx01.png
What the f&^% does he want??

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/2052/shinygoldx02.png
I absolutely refuse to give him any sexual favors

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/3875/shinygoldx03.png
YES A PHONE CARD

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Pokebeeper? Honestly, I think it would've been just fine if you would have just named it beeper <_<

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/1829/shinygoldx05.png
...I'd say it's quite obvious, but I'll humor you.

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/1874/shinygoldx06.png
I don't know about you people, but my cell phone has around 150 contacts. and this thing only holds TEN number?

FAIL.

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/8634/shinygoldx07.png
Emphasis on the word "should".

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/1501/shinygoldx08.png
At a sink?!?

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/4568/shinygoldx09.png
I really can't come up with any clever comments regarding this.

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3324/shinygoldx10.png
Who just has a dresser laying out in there living room?

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/3250/shinygoldx11.png
Your ridiculous red hair. I mean seriously.

Zeffy May 21st, 2010 1:56 AM

Wow, that was short. :\
You should've put more work into it. :x

Other than that, too much cursing. :\

Xephyr May 21st, 2010 1:19 PM

..what? Have you ever read an LP? First of all, they're always posted in updates to keep the readers interested, not just in one post, and second of all, they are generally vulgar and meant to have amusing commentary. Whether than involves cursing or not is up to the guy who's doing the LP's disgression.

Anyhow...

UPDATE 1
Spoiler:

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5420/shinygoldx12.png
Hmm. I don't really plan on using my starter in this run through, but I'll use Totodile until I find a replacement.

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/4773/shinygoldx13.png
Yes.

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/6219/shinygoldx14.png
Oh christ. Now I can only get eight more numbers.

*runs outside*

*starts to go towards Cherrygrove City*

*OH MY GOD SOME GUY WANTS TO BATTLE*

http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/9105/shinygoldx15.png
Tch. He doesn't look that intimidating.

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/1459/shinygoldx16.png
Gatorade eats Slowpoke for BREAKFAST.

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/6078/shinygoldx17.png
Curse? Oh jeez. This doesn't look good.

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/9026/shinygoldx18.png
Oh. That was easy. Critical hits win.

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/6971/shinygoldx19.png
Nothing like gaining two levels from one battle.

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/8314/shinygoldx20.png
What if I don't wanna?

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7724/shinygoldx21.png
Maybe if you weren't so fat, you wouldn't need to take breaks.

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/982/shinygoldx22.png
Why is the text red? And why is jumping off ledges scary?

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/8217/shinygoldx23.png
I don't see any cute, fragrant flowers. You lied to me.

http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/7346/shinygoldx01.png
How could you tell?!?

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2052/shinygoldx02.png
Haha. Balls.

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/3875/shinygoldx03.png
He's so punny.

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Well, I took a screenshot too early. Put it was the Town Map.

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/1829/shinygoldx05.png
So do humans. You're stupid.

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1874/shinygoldx06.png
Disappointment :(

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/8634/shinygoldx07.png
This guy must be pretty important if he gets his own sign.

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/1501/shinygoldx08.png
I'm putting eggs in my bag? That doesn't seem safe.

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/4568/shinygoldx09.png
How? All I do is make them battle each other to the death.

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/3324/shinygoldx10.png
SUCCESS.

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/3250/shinygoldx11.png
I still can't get over the fact that it's called a Pokebeeper.

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/5420/shinygoldx12.png
Hey! It's the kid with the ridiculous hair!

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/4773/shinygoldx13.png
SAKLDJFASKLDJFKLWEJRF Chikorita learns Razor Leaf at level EIGHT?!?!?

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/6219/shinygoldx14.png
That went horribly. Time to train.

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/9105/shinygoldx15.png
REMATCH.

I lost again ._.

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/1459/shinygoldx16.png
ANOTHER REMATCH.

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/6078/shinygoldx17.png
Ohhh this is close.

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/9026/shinygoldx18.png
Oh thank god. Razor Leaf missed.

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/6971/shinygoldx19.png
No, his name is DOUCHE, not ???.

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/8314/shinygoldx20.png
Hey, that sounds familiar!

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7724/shinygoldx21.png
Yes, yes. His name is Douche.

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/982/shinygoldx22.png
Aren't we getting a little ahead of ourselves here?

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/8217/shinygoldx23.png
REALLY? I THOUGHT I'D BECOME CHAMPION IN A COUPLE HOURS.

I hate idiots.

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/9800/shinygoldx24.png
Finally I can catch stuff!

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/3596/shinygoldx25.png
MONEYS

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/1394/shinygoldx26.png
...why do I need special shoes to run?

Alright, time for adventuring.

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/7021/shinygoldx27.png
...if my parents named me 1TRAINER/1, I would kill them. With a knife.

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/967/shinygoldx28.png
Gatorade is too much for you.

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8557/shinygoldx29.png
(creepy jigsaw voice)hello mikey...

would you like to play a game?

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/4006/shinygoldx30.png
I highly doubt it was against anyone that's even a slightly respectable battler.

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/5904/shinygoldx31.png
You catch bugs. That's weird.

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/5884/shinygoldx32.png
SUCCESS

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/8325/shinygoldx33.png
That's what your mom said last ni-

wait.


Next Update will include towers of sprouts and gyms that involve birds!

Zeffy May 22nd, 2010 3:32 AM

By too short, I mean too few images.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Xephyr (Post 5818032)
all, they are generally vulgar and meant to have amusing commentary.

Actually, most amusing LPs have less vulgar words.

You should've go for Chikorita, its awesome. And, yes it learns Razor Leaf at Lv. 8. :)

blaze_the_cat May 22nd, 2010 4:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeffy (Post 5819402)
By too short, I mean too few images.

Actually, most amusing LPs have less vulgar words.

You should've go for Chikorita, its awesome. And, yes it learns Razor Leaf at Lv. 8. :)


How do you live in "How do you like them apples?". I must know where it is!

Anyway, is is possible to cook at a sink. Just put a cutting board across it, and then you can cut food and stuff on it.

loliwin May 22nd, 2010 4:11 AM

Well Ive read lots of LPs, and I find this extremely funny. I'll be looking forward to future updates! XD
Quote:

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/8325/shinygoldx33.png
That's what your mom said last ni-

wait.
LMAO

blaze_the_cat May 22nd, 2010 4:14 AM

Anyone want to tell me what an LP is?

Dammit, i got it as i hit send reply.

Shiny Quagsire May 22nd, 2010 7:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaze_the_cat (Post 5819451)
Anyone want to tell me what an LP is?

Dammit, i got it as i hit send reply.

A "Let's Play" kinda thing. LP, let's play....

Xephyr May 23rd, 2010 4:54 PM

UPDATE 2
Spoiler:

Alriiiiight looks like were in Violet City now. Time to rock.

SPROUT TOWER

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/1829/shinygoldx05.png
Chow? I get that these guys are supposed to be like ancient sages, but come on.

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/1874/shinygoldx06.png
I just whooped your ass. You shouldn't be thanking me.

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/8634/shinygoldx07.png
HUZZAH! CROCONAW!

Oh wait. Totodile evolves at level 18. Damn it >_>

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/1501/shinygoldx08.png
Why did I even take a screen of this?

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/4568/shinygoldx09.png
You're gonna be saying the same thing to me. I gag and bound my Pokemon.

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/3250/shinygoldx11.png
You're the final test? You look more like a fat business man than a sage.

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/5420/shinygoldx12.png
Your battler sprite doesn't match your overworld sprite at all. And your name is Li.

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/4773/shinygoldx13.png
HUZZAH! CROCONAW (for real this time)

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/6219/shinygoldx14.png
Has there always been two exclamation points at the end of this message? I need to be more observant.

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/9105/shinygoldx15.png
I'm beginning to really like this thing. Maybe I WILL actually use the starter for once.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/1459/shinygoldx16.png
ohmygodthemostuselessmoveever

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/6078/shinygoldx17.png
My team pre-Falkner. Epic, right?

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/9026/shinygoldx18.png
Oh christ. You again.

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/6971/shinygoldx19.png
What the hell? Where'd you get an EEVEE?

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/8314/shinygoldx20.png
GATORADE EATS EEVEES FOR BREAKFAAAAAAAST NUMNUMNUMNUM

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7724/shinygoldx21.png
Oh you ******. Putting me to sleep when you have like three HP.

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/982/shinygoldx22.png
CHUMP. GATORADE EATS SLOWPOKE FOR BREAKFAAAST. Isn't that what I said last time? I need a more creative OWN'D line.

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8217/shinygoldx23.png
And you need a more creative IJUSTGOTOWN'D line.

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/9800/shinygoldx24.png
Dude your Pokemon were at full health WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?

Well that was lame. Onto the trainers!

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/7346/shinygoldx01.png
Trainer 1: Abraham Lincoln

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/2052/shinygoldx02.png
YOU AIN'T ABOLISHIN' NO SLAVERY TODAY, SUHN

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/3875/shinygoldx03.png
Trainer 2: Penis

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Is what your mom said wh-

Okay, that's enough, my audience will get angry at me.


Ugh guys. My computer started being weird and for some reason I lost a lot of the screenshots I took after this. Basically I beat Falkner up. It was mildly difficult due to Double Teams and the like. I then went and searched the route below Violet City until I found a new team member. I'll be more careful and make sure this doesn't happen again. At least it was only for the first gym, which is quite boring anyway.

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/3596/shinygoldx25.png
Boom. The funny thing is that it's a male Roselia. And I named it Cindy. HAHAHA

(it's not that funny, Xephyr)

Anyway, I grinded Cindy (and she (he) like it), and got her (he) to a high enough level.

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/7346/shinygoldx01.png

Look at Gatorade. He's such a bro.

Anyway, time to put Cindy to the test against some trainers on our way to Union Cave.

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/2052/shinygoldx02.png
Albert. What a stupid name.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/3875/shinygoldx03.png
CINDY TAKIN' OUT THE TRAAAASH

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Oh, another trainer with horrible parents.

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/1829/shinygoldx05.png
GETS OWWWWNED

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/1874/shinygoldx06.png
Fishermen? This looks right up Cindy's alley

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/8634/shinygoldx07.png
MEGA. FREAKIN'. DRAIN. (is better than Absorb).

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/1501/shinygoldx08.png
The fact that all you had was four Magikarp was almost as disappointing as the Cavaliers losing in the second round of the playoffs.

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/4568/shinygoldx09.png
Hey. Guess what.

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/3324/shinygoldx10.png
You just got destroyed by a flower.

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3250/shinygoldx11.png
Yeah, almost as disappointing as the Cavaliers losing in the-

I need to get over that some day. Extreme sadness =[

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/5420/shinygoldx12.png
Is there like a clan of parents who decide to give their children horrible names and make their lives miserable? I think there is.

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/4773/shinygoldx13.png
CINDY SMACK

http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/6219/shinygoldx14.png
I think we all get the point: Cindy owns fishermen.

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/1459/shinygoldx16.png
Your weakness is GATORADE.

Alright folks. I've reached a good stopping point. Next update includes Caves of the Union and Wells with Slowpokes and a gym that really BUGS me!

[/pun]

blaze_the_cat May 24th, 2010 12:28 AM

Haha, Gatorade. What a great name.

Darksun May 24th, 2010 1:53 AM

"3TRAINER/1" .. poor kids.

: > )

XiaoTie May 24th, 2010 2:22 AM

Oooh, this is one funny LP, kuddos to you mr. Xephyr

~Poke~ May 24th, 2010 3:06 AM

This is a good LP.
Good LP is good.

Keep going along this path of goodness, good person.

Zeffy May 24th, 2010 6:13 AM

Even though its a harder version of Shinygold, those trainers in Bellsprout tower are still weak. XP

Xephyr May 24th, 2010 2:31 PM

Thanks for all the positive feedback, everyone. I'm enjoying this so far.

UPDATE 3

Spoiler:

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/7346/shinygoldx01.png
UNION CAVE.

Oh hey the text is red. Whoops. Lemme change that.

That's better. Moving on...

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/2052/shinygoldx02.png
By a flower. Come on guys, Roselia isn't THAT good.

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/3875/shinygoldx03.png
Since I'm positive everyone that's reading this LP knows what I'm gonna say here, I'm just not going to say it.

...

Okay, I can't resist. THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOM SA-

I'm done.

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Bite? hellyesimabeatupsomeslowpokewiththis

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/1829/shinygoldx05.png
MAGBY!!!! I WANT ONE!!!! <3<3<3

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/1874/shinygoldx06.png
This is not a good matchup. At all. RUN TO THE HILLS!

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8634/shinygoldx07.png
Is the worst move ever. Screw you for burning me.

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/1501/shinygoldx08.png
Dude, whoever is leading this group of parents needs to be shot.

Wait.

I BET IT'S CARLOS. THAT BASTARD.

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/4568/shinygoldx09.png
Ohhhh yes you know I'm gonna be stallin' some *****es out with this. This list of *****es I'm gonna be stalling may or may not include a fat cow that is located in the third gym. I'm just sayin'.

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/3324/shinygoldx10.png
What? What does that even mean?

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/3250/shinygoldx11.png
What makes it unsafe? Now I HAVE to know.

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/5420/shinygoldx12.png
Dude you're a douche bag shut up.

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/4773/shinygoldx13.png
Whoa whoa whoa. Did somebody eat the tail off of Carlos's slowpoke? Cause if so, I agree.

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/6219/shinygoldx14.png
Umm...I don't know what kind of customers you get in here...buuttt...no.

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/9105/shinygoldx15.png
WHAT?!? THAT'S MY JOB! LET'S GET THEM AND RIP OUT THEIR TESTICLES!!!

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/1459/shinygoldx16.png
....sooooo...what about Carlos's slowpoke?

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/6078/shinygoldx17.png
Or in pedophilia. You're the old guy that offered to do something with my balls or whatever the heck you said earlier.

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/9026/shinygoldx18.png
This isn't going to end well. I'm betting my left shoe on it.

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/6971/shinygoldx19.png
Ha! Looks like I get to keep my left shoe!

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/8314/shinygoldx20.png
Wait, why can't you just get your Pokemon to do it themselves?

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/7724/shinygoldx21.png
Gutsy? Try EPIC.

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/982/shinygoldx22.png
Dude, it's just some creepy old guy, what are you afraid of? You're a horrible grunt.

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/8217/shinygoldx23.png
That's pathetic. You should drown yourself in that water over there.

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/9800/shinygoldx24.png
Wtfbbq? That's one of the most random things I've ever seen.

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/3596/shinygoldx25.png
I feel quite confident that I'll beat your ass just as bad the second time as I did down here.

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/1394/shinygoldx26.png
No thanks to you.

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/7021/shinygoldx27.png
Oh, how convenient, your back is just magically better the instant I beat the last Rocket Grunt.

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/967/shinygoldx28.png
Wh...what does that even mean? Is that like, slang for doing dirty things to someone?

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/8557/shinygoldx29.png
OHGODITSDOUCHE.

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/4006/shinygoldx30.png
Yes. Why do you care, Douche?

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/5904/shinygoldx31.png
Why does that surprise you? I'm sexy.

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/5884/shinygoldx32.png
*****, I will shove Cindy SO FAR up your as....phault. Your asphault.

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/8325/shinygoldx33.png
Dude I'm gonna beat you so bad there's gonna be cuts on your face....

That insult kinda sucked. I'm not looking forward to this.

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/8800/shinygoldx34.png
Gatorade and Cindy. Let's do disssss

http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/8784/shinygoldx35.png
fffff I didn't heal from after the Slowpoke Well. That's not good.

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/1107/shinygoldx36.png
wtf the Sableye knows thunderpunch?!?

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/3990/shinygoldx37.png
WTF THE SABLEYE KNOWS ICE PUNCH? BOLTBEAM PUNCHING COMBO!??!?!?

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/7899/shinygoldx38.png
Damn it. That's demoralizing. Ummm...yeah...I'm gonna put off fighting him again for a while now.

Let's do the gym then, I guess.

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/6417/shinygoldx39.png
IT'S THE LEADER OF THE CRIME SYNDICATE THAT'S GIVES CHILDREN HORRIBLE NAMES!

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/5972/shinygoldx40.png
Double battle? wut? is that like, slang for fourway sex?

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6105/shinygoldx41.png
Oh, that's what you meant. In that case, let's go ahead and rape the Slowpoke first.

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/4031/shinygoldx42.png
We can eat its tail later. I hear they're delicious.

http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/1295/shinygoldx43.png
He's deep in thought about how much he sucks.

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/2522/shinygoldx44.png
I love how in Pokemon when we win a battle we mug them for their money.

http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/7346/shinygoldx01.png
Double battles aren't very fun.

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/2052/shinygoldx02.png
Ugh.

I'm having a lot more trouble with the trainers in this gym than I would like to be having. I eventually decided to go catch another Pokemon that will help me here. Maybe keep it too.

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/3875/shinygoldx03.png
That'll do.

http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Haha. Stun Spore <3

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1829/shinygoldx05.png
Mirror Move sucks wtf

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/1874/shinygoldx06.png
Because Spearow and Fearow are HUGE trolls.

*grindgrindgrindgrindgrind*

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8634/shinygoldx07.png
Josh. One of the most generic names ever.

http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/1501/shinygoldx08.png
Nice Trollette. Show 'em how it's done.

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/4568/shinygoldx09.png
My team before Bugsy.

Now I'm gonna leave you guys with a cliffhanger. Bugsy and Douche and Ilex Forest and FAT COWS in the next update!

Mana May 24th, 2010 2:37 PM

"You've got mail" *pingingnoise*

I can't imagine slowpoke mail is very reliable <<

Keep up the good work with this :D

Xephyr May 25th, 2010 1:28 PM

From now on I'm gonna be calling updates "episodes" and I'm gonna have names for the episodes and stuff. Should be cool.

Episode 4: Milk It
Spoiler:

Alright, so, first order of business? Take out Bugsy.

To set the tone of the upcoming battle, I would like everyone to click the following link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46tS09yBc9I

Anyway, let's do this.

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/7346/shinygoldx01.png
You're not Bugsy! You're a generic cooltrainer sprite!

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/2052/shinygoldx02.png
Which is the least respected job in the entire Pokemon universe. Congratulations.

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/3875/shinygoldx03.png
Wtf? Is that a boy or girl? Or both?

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/9449/shinygoldx04g.png
fffffffff

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/1829/shinygoldx05.png
SLAUGHTERRREDDD

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/1874/shinygoldx06.png
What? Gatorade, NO! It's a freaking butterfly! You can do so much better!! Like Jynx!!!! You could totally tap Jynx's ass!!

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/5148/shinygoldx07s.png
Alright, Gatorade's not helping me here. Time for Trollette again.

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/1501/shinygoldx08.png
ffffffffff

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/4568/shinygoldx09.png
http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/fatality.jpg

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/3324/shinygoldx10.png
Dang it. I hate Scythers.

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/3250/shinygoldx11.png
Check that out. You know ima be stallin some biches out nao suhn

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/4773/shinygoldx13.png
k, so Cindy failed there. Oh well, Gatorade's got this.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/6219/shinygoldx14.png
Oh come on. Don't heal please. He already has two swords dancessss

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/9105/shinygoldx15.png
http://www.heberhealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/victory.jpg

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/1459/shinygoldx16.png
Dude. You're the second gym. This is hardly an accomplishment.

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/6078/shinygoldx17.png
Whoa! Already?! Yessss

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/9026/shinygoldx18.png
Look at that face. It stares into your soul and says, "I'm gonna troll you".

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/6971/shinygoldx19.png
First Mud Slap, now Fury Cutter. There is SO much suckage coming from these gym leaders.

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8314/shinygoldx20.png
Trollette. She's soooo naughty. ;)

Alright, now time for a rematch with a certain douche..

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7724/shinygoldx21.png
I'm gonna be telling your mom how bad I smashed you.

...dang it, that insult is just as bad as the last one.

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/982/shinygoldx22.png
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/8217/shinygoldx23.png
Holy crap I hate this Sableye.

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/9800/shinygoldx24.png
THAT'S RIGHT. SUCK IT. SUCK IT LOOONG AND HAAAARD.

Sorry. I overreacted. Anyway,

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/3596/shinygoldx25.png
Wut. Fail.

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/1394/shinygoldx26.png
You suck. So much.

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/7021/shinygoldx27.png
Please don't heal again. This is gonna be real close.

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/967/shinygoldx28.png
Wow. Um. Okay. How bout I heal up?

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/8557/shinygoldx29.png
YOU DEAD

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/4006/shinygoldx30.png
http://www.funnystuffblog.com/images/granny-owned.jpg

Hmm. The presence of random pictures is quite amusing in this episode.

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/5904/shinygoldx31.png
...somebody's a little psycho...

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/5884/shinygoldx32.png
I'm a weakling? I just beat you!

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/8325/shinygoldx33.png
...You couldn't control a measly little Farfetch'd? God you suck.

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8800/shinygoldx34.png
LRN2GRAMMAR

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/8784/shinygoldx35.png
Oh for christ's sake. The scariest thing in this forest is Metapod.

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1107/shinygoldx36.png
TROLLETTE, WHAT IS IT SAYING?!

It just called me a ****-eating ******? Jeeeez, somebody must have got their onion stick weapon thing stuck too far up their ass.

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/3990/shinygoldx37.png
Yes. It was like three steps to the east. Such a difficult job.

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/7899/shinygoldx38.png
Yet ANOTHER horrible move.

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/6417/shinygoldx39.png
This will be useful on a certain fire type Pokemon I plan on getting later in the game...

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/5972/shinygoldx40.png
Oh hey look. If you could learn Cut, I would like you more. But unfortunately, I need an HM slave.

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/6105/shinygoldx41.png
Like that.

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/4031/shinygoldx42.png
I get to make my Pokemon slam their heads into trees? This sounds like it's right up my alley!

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/1295/shinygoldx43.png
Hmmm....yeah, that'll work.

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/2522/shinygoldx44.png
Alright. So a few updates ago I said Flash is the worst move ever. I was wrong.

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/7357/shinygoldx45.png
Oh look, a little kid to beat up!

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/3976/shinygoldx46.png
Trollette just did what she does best: trolling.

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/2213/shinygoldx47.png
Ew what a fag.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/541/shinygoldx48.png
Maybe cause you're WEIRD

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/161/shinygoldx49.png
....Carlos....I'll get you for what you've done to these children...

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/3815/shinygoldx50.png
It's Carlos's fault.

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/7223/shinygoldx51.png
http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/8381/shinygoldx52.png
I'm running out of ideas on how to make this funny.

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/8117/shinygoldx53.png
Why is your flashlight on during the daytime?

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/885/shinygoldx54.png
That's what your mom said about my D

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/2987/shinygoldx55.png
Holy **** Carlos's syndicate of evil is spreading faster than I thought!

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/8591/shinygoldx56.png
Clearly, you didn't.

Alright, so, there's a certain thing I want to catch for my team here.

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/2739/shinygoldx57.png
That was quick.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/4813/shinygoldx58.png
He's 71.4 pounds. What a fatty.

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/1939/shinygoldx59.png
I like this name. A lot.

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7118/shinygoldx60.png
Time to buff up my team with some PUNCHES.

Alright, I grinded Dizzit for a while against wild Pokemon. Time to test him out against some trainers!

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/357/shinygoldx61.png
How does it feel to know you're about to get raped?

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/7779/shinygoldx62.png
SEVERE RAPEAGE (except for the fact that he got burned...)

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/5853/shinygoldx63.png
Elliot. That's such a gay name.

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/6926/shinygoldx64.png
Dang Dizzit you're like a magnet for status effects.

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/1606/shinygoldx65.png
Whoa wtf since when are Pikachu actually powerful?

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8428/shinygoldx66.png
SKANK.

K so my team's not up to par for where I think they should be. I'm gonna grind em up a bit to ~25 and then keep goin.

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/4889/shinygoldx67.png
Carlos's reign of terror continues to spread.

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/3489/shinygoldx68.png
Dang guys. I'm running out of ideas for witty commentary. What do I do?

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/428/shinygoldx69.png
O.O

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/4367/shinygoldx70.png
Yes. I battle....dirty

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/1276/shinygoldx71.png
Whoa check that sexiness out. Time to go rape Whitney. I mean beat her. I mean win at a Pokemon match against her. Yeah that one.

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7346/shinygoldx01.png
GASP. IT'[email protected]!!!

Wait, did he just say damn?

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/2052/shinygoldx02.png
Bahahahahaha beaten by a girl.

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/3875/shinygoldx03.png
Yes, actually, I have. You suck. Maybe this picture will put it more into perspective for you:

http://paulstallard.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/bill-murray-you-suck.jpg
Yeah. If even Bill Murray thinks you suck, you must SERIOUSLY suck.

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/9449/shinygoldx04g.png
You keep telling yourself that.

Anyway. He didn't want to battle. Puss. Onto the gym.

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/1829/shinygoldx05.png
Holy crap I would bang her.

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/1874/shinygoldx06.png
Don't be sorry. Just have sex with me.

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8634/shinygoldx07.png
Oh my god she has a twin!!!!

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/1501/shinygoldx08.png
That's what you would be saying if you banged Carlos. But not with me.

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/4568/shinygoldx09.png
I GOT THE POWER

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/3324/shinygoldx10.png
No you're not. You're another generic sprite.

http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/3250/shinygoldx11.png
Ew. I wouldn't bang her. There goes my arousal.

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/5420/shinygoldx12.png
Pfft. Clefairy sucks.

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/4773/shinygoldx13.png
THAT is what scares me.

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/6219/shinygoldx14.png
Alright Cindy, your job is done. Take hit and die.

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/9105/shinygoldx15.png
NO! First a butterfly, now a cow! I'm starting to really wonder about your sexual preferences, Gatorade.

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/1459/shinygoldx16.png
Oh god why does this always happen.

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6078/shinygoldx17.png
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/9026/shinygoldx18.png
In other words, WIN.

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/6971/shinygoldx19.png
Alright well I guess that about sums it up.

*dramatic ending to the episode*

*curtains close*

Xephyr May 26th, 2010 9:29 AM

Episode 5: Hips Don't Lie
Spoiler:

Alright everyone, after the CRAZY RIDICULOUS INSANE UNEXPECTED PLOT TWIST ending of the last episode, I'm gonna have to somehow get my badge from Whitney.

http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/7346/shinygoldx01.png
Please don't tell me I'm suppose to say sorry or something. That would be so demoralizing.

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2052/shinygoldx02.png
What a baby.

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/3875/shinygoldx03.png
That's right *****. Gimme mah plain badge.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Yet another gym that gives me a ****** move.

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/1829/shinygoldx05.png
Lawl. Squirt.

K, bunch of random trainers I neglected to beat underground. Let's get this over with.

Here's some theme music for everyone to enjoy as I thrash trainers for a while:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYPFrXvc2rE

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/1874/shinygoldx06.png
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/8634/shinygoldx07.png
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/1501/shinygoldx08.png
http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/4568/shinygoldx09.png
http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/3324/shinygoldx10.png
http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/3250/shinygoldx11.png
http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/5420/shinygoldx12.png
whoa wtf that door looks REALLY out of place.


...moving on.

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/4773/shinygoldx13.png
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6219/shinygoldx14.png
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/9105/shinygoldx15.png
http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/1459/shinygoldx16.png
(lawl)
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/6078/shinygoldx17.png
Ard. Wow. I'm pretty sure Carlos had something to do with that name.

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/9026/shinygoldx18.png
http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/6971/shinygoldx19.png
Hey whoa whoa I'm not a rookie trainer I have THREE BADGES

http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/8314/shinygoldx20.png
Dude. Keep talking. I will hit you in the head with a golf club.

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/7724/shinygoldx21.png
Why are all my rivals total psychos? It makes me fear for my life.

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/982/shinygoldx22.png
A Spear Berry? That sounds dangerous!

Anyway, back to thrashing trainers and stuff. New theme music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEZC0ZJ1AW8

http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/8217/shinygoldx23.png
http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/9800/shinygoldx24.png
http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/3596/shinygoldx25.png
Damn it Carlos
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/1394/shinygoldx26.png
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/7021/shinygoldx27.png
QUICK! SQUIRT ON IT!

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/7985/shinygoldx28c.png
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8557/shinygoldx29.png
http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/4006/shinygoldx30.png
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5904/shinygoldx31.png
GATORADE. GOD DAMN IT. You are such a ****, I swear. You're like Tiger Woods here come on now.

http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/8325/shinygoldx33.png
http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/8800/shinygoldx34.png
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/8784/shinygoldx35.png
Dude get out of the way I wanna heal my Pokemon.

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/1107/shinygoldx36.png
I. DON'T. CARE.

http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/3990/shinygoldx37.png
I don't want to trade, I want you to go away.

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/7899/shinygoldx38.png
Oh wait. Never mind I like you now.

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/6417/shinygoldx39.png
You don't like being outside? What a freak.

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/5972/shinygoldx40.png
Depends on what you mean by "play"

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/6105/shinygoldx41.png
Pretty boss. Bold would make for a good Vaporeon. I'll have to think about this one...

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/4031/shinygoldx42.png
Why are there so many weird people blocking my way here in Ecruteak?

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/1295/shinygoldx43.png
Dante? Aren't you the guy that wrote that epic about the circles of hell?

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2753/shinygoldx44o.png
Love is for failures.

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/7357/shinygoldx45.png
I get a wonderful sensation when I DO YOUR MOTHER

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/3976/shinygoldx46.png
And I'll show the great power of HATRED and DECEPTION

http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/2213/shinygoldx47.png
"Cool Couple". That's funny.

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/541/shinygoldx48.png
Gatorade, you are THE biggest ***** I've ever seen.

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/161/shinygoldx49.png
Looks like HATRED and DECEPTION wins here.

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/3815/shinygoldx50.png
...Hello, Douche.

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/7223/shinygoldx51.png
He got a fourth Pokemon? I hope it's not like...Absol...or something.

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/8381/shinygoldx52.png
This thing. I hate it. So much. Trollette, use your PECKING POWERS!!!

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/8117/shinygoldx53.png
Oh. Awesome.

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/885/shinygoldx54.png
GO! MAGICAL LEAVES OF JUSTICE!!!

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/2987/shinygoldx55.png
Cindy always comes through for me.

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/8591/shinygoldx56.png
Dizzit's Fire Punches are too much for Derpleef.

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2739/shinygoldx57.png
Oh. Nidoking. He's kind of intimidating.

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/4813/shinygoldx58.png
What? Fail.

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/1939/shinygoldx59.png
Gatorade has your number.

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/7118/shinygoldx60.png
Oh fffffffffff

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/357/shinygoldx61.png
Oh never mind. Gatorade is just way too awesome.

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/7779/shinygoldx62.png
GET OUTTA MAH HOUSE SUHN.

By the way, I've beaten you three times now. HOW AM I A WIMP.

I seriously wanna bash this guy's face in with a large, blunt object.

Anyway, let's get to business. I want my favorite Pokemon. Come oooooonnnnnn

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/5853/shinygoldx63.png
Yussssss. It's male too. Perfect.

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/6926/shinygoldx64.png
Cindy, you're so perfect <3

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/1606/shinygoldx65.png
Bro because Magmar is a bro and mar because it's at the end of his name. Duh.

*grindgrindgrindgrindgrind*

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/8428/shinygoldx66.png
OH I WON'T DENY THAT MY HIPS DON'T LIE I'M STARTIN TO FEEL YA BOY

Alright, time to own some KIMONO GIRLSSSS

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/4889/shinygoldx67.png
http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/3489/shinygoldx68.png
http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/428/shinygoldx69.png
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/4367/shinygoldx70.png
http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1276/shinygoldx71.png
http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/466/shinygoldx72.png
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/2163/shinygoldx73.png
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/3696/shinygoldx74.png
http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/2032/shinygoldx75.png
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/4154/shinygoldx76.png
http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/4618/shinygoldx77.png
Yes! Finally a water move for Gatorade that isn't Water Gun.

Gym time. I'm not even taking screens of the trainers. I one-shotted every single Pokemon from every single trainer >_>

http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/7628/shinygoldx78.png
Whoa what. Croconaw evolves at level 30? EPIC

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/9288/shinygoldx79.png
Behold: Gatorade. Final Form.

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/2015/shinygoldx80.png
This will not be a challenge. At all.

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/183/shinygoldx81.png
FOR JUSTICE!

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/1276/shinygoldx82.png
FOR PEACE!

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/3710/shinygoldx83.png
FOR TRANQUILITY!

http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/8330/shinygoldx84.png
AND FOR ALL THAT IS SEXY!

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/3472/shinygoldx85.png
Maybe if you just evolved your team and got a Dusclops or something.

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/2176/shinygoldx86.png
Why is it the Fog Badge? Why not the Horrorbadge or something cooler?

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/4991/shinygoldx87.png
FINALLY A DECENT TM.

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/9656/shinygoldx88.png
Whoa wtf Carlos you're not even gonna let me heal up first?!

http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/9017/shinygoldx89.png
Emphasis on the word MUST, apparently.

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/9332/shinygoldx90.png
Carlos: leader of the crime syndicate of evil parents that give their children horrible names.

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/5640/shinygoldx91.png
Crap.

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/9191/shinygoldx92.png
That's right. Don't mess with Trollette.

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/2747/shinygoldx93.png
Alright Cindy. Good job. Now you're gonna die.

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/500/shinygoldx94.png
Synchronize is a stupid ability.

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/195/shinygoldx95.png
Slam jammin'.

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/8329/shinygoldx96.png
Clearly. Last episode Bill Murray even said you sucked. So you should probably just quit.

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4585/shinygoldx97.png
That'll be the day.

Alright folks, before I end this episode, how about we go ahead and get our final team member?

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/7821/shinygoldx98.png
I had to go ALL THE WAY to New Bark Town to do this. Very annoying. But it's worth it.



http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/4562/shinygoldx99.png
Yeah. My team is complete. I'll see you guys in the next episode.

Zeffy May 26th, 2010 6:44 PM

Umbreon is awesome, hands down. Hope to see more episodes soon. =D

mattman324 May 27th, 2010 5:30 AM

Umbreon must be named "Lumos".

Or "Shadow Man".

Xephyr May 27th, 2010 10:44 AM

Heh...some people might be mad at me for this one...

Episode 6: The Really Short Episode That Will Anger People Who Like Umbreon and Fearow
Spoiler:

So, I loaded up Shiny Gold X. And I looked at some stuff regarding Umbreon so I could plan out how I would make him.

And then I made three key realizations:

1. Umbreon isn't good enough for what I want him to do, and the Bold nature makes him even weaker.
2. Fearow sucks.
3. I don't need a flying type. This is VBA for goodness sakes, I can't just superspeed my way to a location in just a few more seconds.

Upon making this realization, I did a few things. First, I surfed east of Ecruteak.

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/1107/shinygoldx36.png
http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/3990/shinygoldx37.png
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7899/shinygoldx38.png

And did that. Rage is a nickname that is subject to change.

http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/6417/shinygoldx39.png

Seeya Trollette and Umbreon.

I then needed a certain item for the next step. To get this item, I had to go get something...

http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/5972/shinygoldx40.png
I beat this chump.

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6105/shinygoldx41.png
http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/4031/shinygoldx42.png
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/1295/shinygoldx43.png
And then I got that.

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/2522/shinygoldx44.png
Which allowed me to get this.

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7357/shinygoldx45.png

Yeah. So, remember that Sandshrew from a long time ago that I was using as an HM Slave?

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/3976/shinygoldx46.png
(the joke is that I supposedly misspelled Quake. Just go along with it.)

Then Rage and Quack teamed up for some training.

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/1029/shinygoldx47p.png
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/541/shinygoldx48.png

And so there we are. I apologize for the shortness and strangeness of this update. I've had a weird day and I just wanted to get this posted cause I might not be able to update for a while (we'll see).

Anyway, that's where we're at now.

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/3815/shinygoldx50.png

Until next time.

mattman324 May 27th, 2010 3:35 PM

I don't really care about the loss, but you have to admit, Fearow is far better than Pidgeot (And the 16 levels with Fearow and Pidgeotto are blowouts to Fearow.)

Although your team is redundant now. Ground and Fighting have almost EXACTLY the same coverage.

Xephyr May 27th, 2010 6:08 PM

This is true. I was going to use Dusclops over Sandslash, but I decided I would make this run harder and more enjoyable for more by using all my favorite Pokemon rather than just the best

Zeffy May 27th, 2010 6:52 PM

O:

I know that Fearow sucks, I really hate it. And the loss of Umbreon is ok, his nature was bleh anyways. ;D

Ray Maverick May 28th, 2010 12:28 AM

Is this a walkthrough? People ended up talking about your Pokemon. XD

It's great. Your attitude towards everything in that hack is making me laugh, although it crosses the limits. But it's okay I think. No human being is offended (except for Carlos, who happens to be the creator of SG XD)
Keep up :D

mattman324 May 28th, 2010 6:06 AM

Fearow sucks, this is true, but Pidgeot sucks worse.

Xephyr May 28th, 2010 10:03 AM

Lawl at least Pidgeots better learnset wise. My Fearow was level 27 and it's strongest move was still Peck!

dead-man-walking May 29th, 2010 8:02 PM

You forgot to take Treecko in National Park.

Xephyr May 29th, 2010 9:14 PM

I don't wanna use Treecko. I normally wouldn't even use Feraligatr, but I've just grown so attached to it.

dead-man-walking May 30th, 2010 1:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xephyr (Post 5840430)
I don't wanna use Treecko. I normally wouldn't even use Feraligatr, but I've just grown so attached to it.

NO

WAI

On the other, have you tried to hunt for Scizors near Lake of Rage? I actually found one. xD

Xephyr May 30th, 2010 6:22 AM

I randomly saw one when going to beat the Gyarados. I didn't even know they were there. It surprised me. I don't wanna use it though lol

mattman324 May 30th, 2010 7:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xephyr (Post 5836296)
Lawl at least Pidgeots better learnset wise. My Fearow was level 27 and it's strongest move was still Peck!

Fury attack is better with 2 hits, which... it always gets. Remember, Normal STAB.

Also, it gets Drill peck. What do you get, 70 base power Fly? Yeah right.

Also, Fearow has better stat distribution than Pidgeot. Pidgeot is bulkier (Ingame, it's useless, they both can take a hit, competitively they both die in one hit anyway), compaired to Fearow being faster and stronger physically (lol @ Special pidgeot.)

Xephyr May 30th, 2010 8:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattman324 (Post 5841281)
Fury attack is better with 2 hits, which... it always gets. Remember, Normal STAB.

Also, it gets Drill peck. What do you get, 70 base power Fly? Yeah right.

Also, Fearow has better stat distribution than Pidgeot. Pidgeot is bulkier (Ingame, it's useless, they both can take a hit, competitively they both die in one hit anyway), compaired to Fearow being faster and stronger physically (lol @ Special pidgeot.)


Fearow Base Stat Total: 442

Pidgeot Base Stat Total: 469

kthx

mattman324 May 30th, 2010 9:53 AM

I said "STAT DISTRIBUTION", not "BASE STATS.

Pidgeot's base stats: 83/80/75/70/70/91. (That's HP/Atk/Def/SpA/SpD/Speed)

Fearow's base stats: 65/90/65/61/61/100. The defenses (As I said before) are not needed (When Dugtrio can take hits ingame, and it has MUCH worse...), the attack and speed are.

Also, Pidgeot's best attack until Wing attack is Gust/Quick attack. If you keep Fearow as a Spearow until level 25, it gets Arial Ace. Earlier than Wing attack. And by the way, you get Fearow 16 levels later than Pidgeot, and Pidgeotto 2 levels earlier.

tl dr: Fearow is better than Pidgeot. Dodrio is better than both of them (You should know this), and Swellow and Staraptor are the two best. And Farfy, Chatot, and Noctowl are under them all. And Togekiss is a different catigorie despite the typing. And I'm stopping.

Yuoaman May 30th, 2010 10:21 AM

I like this LP.

I also want to mention: you really shouldn't worry about usefulness and the like for LPs, the readers really seem to dig failure, and UNHOLYbears for some reason.

Xephyr May 30th, 2010 4:15 PM

Thanks! While we're here, I would like to say that your LP of Quartz was extremely entertaining haha. It means a lot that you say you like my LP.

Teh Newbeh June 7th, 2010 8:24 AM

I really enjoy reading this LP and Im looking forward to your next update.^^

war rock exe June 12th, 2010 11:39 AM

dude you're soooo funny!!! I going to keep watching you're walkthroughs!!

JasonX3333 June 12th, 2010 11:49 AM

lol
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Xephyr (Post 5815516)
Yes, Shiny Gold. Probably the most famous and celebrated rom hack ever made. I'm gonna be doing the difficult version of it. After running through Rijon Adventures X, I highly doubt this could prove to be much of a problem for me at all....right?

Spoiler:

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
Ho-Oh is so cool. SO. COOL.

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
******. I don't appreciate you being late.

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
WTF IS THAT?

Oh wait, that's a Marill. Ahaha...ha

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
By play with them, what exactly do you mean...?

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
(hard decision)

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
Who didn't see that one coming?


http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
Well, I think so.

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/738/1635pokemonfireredusqui.png
HAHAHAHA. DOUCHE. THAT'S A FUNNY NAME.

*game starts*

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5758/1635pokemonfireredusquic.png
SETTINGS.

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/7346/shinygoldx01.png
What the f&^% does he want??

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/2052/shinygoldx02.png
I absolutely refuse to give him any sexual favors

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/3875/shinygoldx03.png
YES A PHONE CARD

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Pokebeeper? Honestly, I think it would've been just fine if you would have just named it beeper <_<

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/1829/shinygoldx05.png
...I'd say it's quite obvious, but I'll humor you.

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/1874/shinygoldx06.png
I don't know about you people, but my cell phone has around 150 contacts. and this thing only holds TEN number?

FAIL.

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/8634/shinygoldx07.png
Emphasis on the word "should".

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/1501/shinygoldx08.png
At a sink?!?

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/4568/shinygoldx09.png
I really can't come up with any clever comments regarding this.

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3324/shinygoldx10.png
Who just has a dresser laying out in there living room?

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/3250/shinygoldx11.png
Your ridiculous red hair. I mean seriously.

This is one was the best lol.

Xephyr June 17th, 2010 11:49 AM

Sorry for the hardcore lack of updates. My computer's really screwed up and I'm busy a lot during the summer. If my computer doesnt stop failing...well...this let's play may have just reached a very abrupt ending :/

Yuoaman June 22nd, 2010 4:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xephyr (Post 5889122)
Sorry for the hardcore lack of updates. My computer's really screwed up and I'm busy a lot during the summer. If my computer doesnt stop failing...well...this let's play may have just reached a very abrupt ending :/

You're computer had better stop failing RIGHT NOW. I need to read the rest of this.

Kuribute123 June 22nd, 2010 6:30 PM

This lp is awesome. Enough Said.

Xephyr June 25th, 2010 9:19 AM

I had a bit of time to get some work on this. UPDATE!

Episode 7: When There's Something Strange...In The Neighborhood...
Spoiler:

It's been like three weeks since the last update. And the last update was really rushed and skipped a lot of key areas of the game :X Oh well. Where were we again?

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/7346/shinygoldx01.png
The Game Corner? What the heck? Why am I here?

Oh wait. You can buy Earthquake here.

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/3637/shinygoldx02h.png
SLAUGHTERR

k. let's go places and do stuff.

http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/3875/shinygoldx03.png
Shouldn't it say Ecruteak - Olivine?

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Hello, my name's Harry Potter. I'm a sailor.

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/1725/shinygoldx05o.png
http://www.utdallas.edu/~jmc058000/Images/duck-radio.jpg

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/1874/shinygoldx06.png
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8192/shinygoldx07z.png
JASDLKFJASR97243590UWFJASLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLXDXDXDXDRIFKRIFKROFLROFLLMAO you got beaten by a fighting type. You are, essentially, a HORRIBLE bird keeper.

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/1501/shinygoldx08.png
*jackoffjackoffjackoffjackoff*

Okay, let's continue.

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/4568/shinygoldx09.png
I'm glad you enjoyed it ;)

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/3324/shinygoldx10.png
One day I just want Gatorade to take a bite out of Carlos's arm.

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/3250/shinygoldx11.png
http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/5011/pokemonas.jpg
A new drama being released this Fall! Battle dirty.

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/5420/shinygoldx12.png
Ha, he's a nerd.

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/4773/shinygoldx13.png
How could studying help you at ALL against Quack?

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/6219/shinygoldx14.png
how does he make da ballz float like dat?

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/9105/shinygoldx15.png
Psychic types > psychic types?

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/1459/shinygoldx16.png
EAT THESE BERRIES, ****

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/6078/shinygoldx17.png
Good, now give me milk!

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/9026/shinygoldx18.png
...stupid Miltank.

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/1976/shinygoldx19c.png
http://www.collider.com/wp-content/image-base/Movies/G/Ghostbusters/ghostbusters.jpeg
Bill. Murray.

*abrupt end to the episode because imageshack isnt working and this is all the time I have and i again don't feel like saving this so i can make a longer episode*

war rock exe June 25th, 2010 3:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xephyr (Post 5910967)
I had a bit of time to get some work on this. UPDATE!

Episode 7: When There's Something Strange...In The Neighborhood...
Spoiler:

It's been like three weeks since the last update. And the last update was really rushed and skipped a lot of key areas of the game :X Oh well. Where were we again?

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/7346/shinygoldx01.png
The Game Corner? What the heck? Why am I here?

Oh wait. You can buy Earthquake here.

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/3637/shinygoldx02h.png
SLAUGHTERR

k. let's go places and do stuff.

http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/3875/shinygoldx03.png
Shouldn't it say Ecruteak - Olivine?

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Hello, my name's Harry Potter. I'm a sailor.

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/1725/shinygoldx05o.png
http://www.utdallas.edu/~jmc058000/Images/duck-radio.jpg

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/1874/shinygoldx06.png
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8192/shinygoldx07z.png
JASDLKFJASR97243590UWFJASLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLXDXDXDXDRIFKRIFKROFLROFLLMAO you got beaten by a fighting type. You are, essentially, a HORRIBLE bird keeper.

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/1501/shinygoldx08.png
*jackoffjackoffjackoffjackoff*

Okay, let's continue.

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/4568/shinygoldx09.png
I'm glad you enjoyed it ;)

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/3324/shinygoldx10.png
One day I just want Gatorade to take a bite out of Carlos's arm.

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/3250/shinygoldx11.png
http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/5011/pokemonas.jpg
A new drama being released this Fall! Battle dirty.

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/5420/shinygoldx12.png
Ha, he's a nerd.

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/4773/shinygoldx13.png
How could studying help you at ALL against Quack?

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/6219/shinygoldx14.png
how does he make da ballz float like dat?

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/9105/shinygoldx15.png
Psychic types > psychic types?

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/1459/shinygoldx16.png
EAT THESE BERRIES, ****

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/6078/shinygoldx17.png
Good, now give me milk!

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/9026/shinygoldx18.png
...stupid Miltank.

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/1976/shinygoldx19c.png
http://www.collider.com/wp-content/image-base/Movies/G/Ghostbusters/ghostbusters.jpeg
Bill. Murray.

*abrupt end to the episode because imageshack isnt working and this is all the time I have and i again don't feel like saving this so i can make a longer episode*

Funny yet again, i bet the psychic got his floating balls from Kurt the ball maker. lol.

Xephyr June 25th, 2010 5:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by war rock exe (Post 5911914)
Funny yet again, i bet the psychic got his floating balls from Kurt the ball maker. lol.

lawl, the Kurt idea was funny, I should've thought of that myself!

I'm gonna let everyone know now that the next update includes me getting rid and replacing ANOTHER team member. Perhaps everyone could speculate on who is being replaced and who the replacement is. Let's just say the new team member is pretty redundant again, but awesome.

Yuoaman June 26th, 2010 6:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xephyr (Post 5912263)
lawl, the Kurt idea was funny, I should've thought of that myself!

I'm gonna let everyone know now that the next update includes me getting rid and replacing ANOTHER team member. Perhaps everyone could speculate on who is being replaced and who the replacement is. Let's just say the new team member is pretty redundant again, but awesome.

Quack is being replaced by his young son Arthur, isn't he?

I totally just made Arthur up right now, but he's getting in there somehow.

x Necromorph x June 26th, 2010 7:04 PM

Quote:

Is there like a clan of parents who decide to give their children horrible names and make their lives miserable? I think there is
this made me laugh for like 5minutes haha

Yuoaman June 26th, 2010 7:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by x Necromorph x (Post 5915288)
this made me laugh for like 5minutes haha

The Cabal of Cruel Parents is no laughing matter, it's serious business.

Arc June 26th, 2010 7:51 PM

This LP is very well made, and funny. Bravo Xephyr! I'm enjoying every single bit of this LP~! Also, I'm guessing Cindy or Dizzit is gonna say Bye-Bye?



Quote:

Originally Posted by Yuoaman (Post 5915403)
The Cabal of Cruel Parents is no laughing matter, it's serious business.

Of course! That bastard Carlos will pay for what he has done!

Xephyr June 26th, 2010 8:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yuoaman (Post 5915403)
The Cabal of Cruel Parents is no laughing matter, it's serious business.

Yeah bro, it's srs busness.

I'm guessing the next update will be tomorrow, considering my (girl)friend and best friend are out of town that day, so I won't have much to do. There also isn't any interesting sports to watch. So yeah, new team member+fifth badge possibly tomorrow.

Yuoaman June 26th, 2010 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xephyr (Post 5915500)
Yeah bro, it's srs busness.

I'm guessing the next update will be tomorrow, considering my (girl)friend and best friend are out of town that day, so I won't have much to do. There also isn't any interesting sports to watch. So yeah, new team member+fifth badge possibly tomorrow.

ttly srs busnss

And I hope that there's an update tomorrow, I can't get enough of this LP.

Xephyr June 27th, 2010 10:56 AM

Oh snap guys. Lots of drama in this episode. Also, extreme lols. This is probably the funniest episode. I also put WAY MORE time into this one.


Hour long TV Special! Survivor: Shiny Gold X LP Edition

x Necromorph x June 27th, 2010 11:45 PM

Hahahaha I love your style of humor. Great LP! Keep it up!

Yuoaman June 28th, 2010 12:06 AM

Rage probably be trippin' balls too.

Xephyr June 28th, 2010 1:36 PM

Rage be trippin' balls.

Episode ?: ijustfarted
Spoiler:

Aight, so, I called the Ghostbusters, and they gave me some advice that I'll be taking shortly.

However, I have some stuff to do. More trainers? I think so. How about some humorous theme music?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBYmmWsfm60

Excellent.

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/8314/shinygoldx20.png
Oh sweet christ it's one of those weird guys that touches Pikachus at night.

And Carlos got to him...

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/7724/shinygoldx21.png
Rest assured, everyone. Quack put him out of his misery.

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/982/shinygoldx22.png
Huh. Wailmers. Are you sure you're not Yuoaman in disguise? I herd he really likes dem Wailmers.

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/8217/shinygoldx23.png
Unfortunately for you, Quack is just way too damn good.

http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/9800/shinygoldx24.png
http://redriverpak.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/constipation.jpg


http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/3596/shinygoldx25.png
Oh **** it's douche.

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/2821/shinygoldx26z.png
Considering I've beaten you, what...um...2...carry the 3....three times now, I don't think you can call me a wimp.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7021/shinygoldx27.png
Well, that can be debated. Jynx, for instance, has many purposes.

;)

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/967/shinygoldx28.png
YOU CAN'T SEE ME!

(hint: I'm behind the lighthouse)


http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/8557/shinygoldx29.png
OH MY...GOD...THE TILES IN HERE...THEY'RE ALMOST WORSE THAN THE QUARTZ ABOMINATIONS!!!

Actually, I'm pretty sure they're just the same tiles from GSC. Moving on...

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/4006/shinygoldx30.png
A real gentlemen would give me all his money and Pokemon.


http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/5904/shinygoldx31.png
Dizzit is srs bsnss bro.

Owait. I forgot something.


http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/4637/shinygoldx32k.png
RAW POWER

Thanks for the random HM though. You must be drunk or something. Lay off the vodka, bud.

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8325/shinygoldx33.png
http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/2572/lukeskywalkerusb0113rme.jpg



http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/8800/shinygoldx34.png
God Rage. THIS is why you're getting kicked off the team in a matter of minutes.

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/8784/shinygoldx35.png
Urf? That sounds like something you would name your child if you wanted them to have a horrible life.

Or maybe something like 17Trainer/1. That would be pretty awful too.

http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/1107/shinygoldx36.png
Last time I faced one of you, I demolished you with Rage.

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/3990/shinygoldx37.png
But this time, Gatorade took the stage.

http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/7899/shinygoldx38.png
http://www.ricksguitarschool.com/web_images/dancing_guy_with_beard.gif

Wait wtf? That dancing dwarf has absolutely zero relevance to what just happened.

...but he is pretty fun. I can just watch him for hours :)

...but I have work to do. On to the LP.


http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/6417/shinygoldx39.png
Mmmm...how bout you and I head back to my place so we can do dirty things with our Pokemon?

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/5972/shinygoldx40.png
Or I can just thrash you. Christ, the chicks in Johto are SO hard to get.

http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/6105/shinygoldx41.png
Kent. That's probably the least attractive male name I've ever heard of.

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/4031/shinygoldx42.png
Actually, it looks like you're smiling at me.

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/1295/shinygoldx43.png

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/853/shinygoldx44g.png

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/7357/shinygoldx45.png

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/3976/shinygoldx46.png

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/2213/shinygoldx47.png
that's what she said

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/541/shinygoldx48.png
One lone Ampharos? I think you're lying to me.

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/161/shinygoldx49.png
Give it an aspirin then and we'll be on our way.

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/3815/shinygoldx50.png
Sex is the best medicine. So let's produce some medicine ;)

...ugh fine, I'll get the damn medicine for you.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Business/images-2/billy-mays-2.jpg

Hi, Billy Mays here, and I'm here to tell you about a new and exciting thing we're about to add to our Shiny Gold X LP.

It's called...

http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/fart_spray.gif
Fart in a can! Simply head to Sprout Tower and capture a Ghastly...

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7223/shinygoldx51.png

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/8381/shinygoldx52.png

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/8117/shinygoldx53.png

And stick it in a can!

...and that's about it.

Unfortunately for us, we don't need Fart in a Can, we need...

*grindgrindgrindgrind*

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/9504/shinygoldx54r.png
SCARY GHOST MONSTERS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE

http://themedicalmom.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/scared-guy2.jpg



http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/6563/shinygoldx55k.png
And then we give it Shadow Ball, cause Lick is god awful, even though it's slightly dirty and is super effective against Jynx.

;)

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/8591/shinygoldx56.png
whoawtfbbq where's Gatorade? WHY AM I ON THIS THING?!?!?

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/2739/shinygoldx57.png
Well, so far, Flatulence has been doin' pretty good.

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/4813/shinygoldx58.png
Pwnt.

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1939/shinygoldx59.png
Oh my god.

http://www.sitesplus.co.uk/user_docs/88/Image/Child%20awestruck%20face.jpg

The hottest chick I've seen so far in Johto.

Quick, Flatulence, rip off her clothes and put her to sleep!

...

...

...


http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/7118/shinygoldx60.png
...aha...that's...just...hypnosis wearing off...you'll be fine in a few hours!!

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/357/shinygoldx61.png
http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/7779/shinygoldx62.png
http://images3.cafepress.com/product/301327423v1_225x225_Front.jpg


And thus ends another episode.

altariaking June 28th, 2010 1:57 PM

lol, "constipation another way of saying, you're full of crap!

Xephyr June 28th, 2010 1:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by altariaking (Post 5920961)
lol, "constipation another way of saying, you're full of crap!

lawl, I love finding random funny pictures to go along with something in the lp.

DialgaPalkiaGiratina June 28th, 2010 2:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xephyr (Post 5920892)

LMAO! This is funny! Great job!

Yuoaman June 28th, 2010 9:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xephyr (Post 5920892)
Rage be trippin' balls.

Episode ?: ijustfarted
Spoiler:

Aight, so, I called the Ghostbusters, and they gave me some advice that I'll be taking shortly.

However, I have some stuff to do. More trainers? I think so. How about some humorous theme music?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBYmmWsfm60

Excellent.

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/8314/shinygoldx20.png
Oh sweet christ it's one of those weird guys that touches Pikachus at night.

And Carlos got to him...

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/7724/shinygoldx21.png
Rest assured, everyone. Quack put him out of his misery.

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/982/shinygoldx22.png
Huh. Wailmers. Are you sure you're not Yuoaman in disguise? I herd he really likes dem Wailmers.

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/8217/shinygoldx23.png
Unfortunately for you, Quack is just way too damn good.

http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/9800/shinygoldx24.png
http://redriverpak.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/constipation.jpg


http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/3596/shinygoldx25.png
Oh **** it's douche.

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/2821/shinygoldx26z.png
Considering I've beaten you, what...um...2...carry the 3....three times now, I don't think you can call me a wimp.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7021/shinygoldx27.png
Well, that can be debated. Jynx, for instance, has many purposes.

;)

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/967/shinygoldx28.png
YOU CAN'T SEE ME!

(hint: I'm behind the lighthouse)


http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/8557/shinygoldx29.png
OH MY...GOD...THE TILES IN HERE...THEY'RE ALMOST WORSE THAN THE QUARTZ ABOMINATIONS!!!

Actually, I'm pretty sure they're just the same tiles from GSC. Moving on...

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/4006/shinygoldx30.png
A real gentlemen would give me all his money and Pokemon.


http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/5904/shinygoldx31.png
Dizzit is srs bsnss bro.

Owait. I forgot something.


http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/4637/shinygoldx32k.png
RAW POWER

Thanks for the random HM though. You must be drunk or something. Lay off the vodka, bud.

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8325/shinygoldx33.png
http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/2572/lukeskywalkerusb0113rme.jpg



http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/8800/shinygoldx34.png
God Rage. THIS is why you're getting kicked off the team in a matter of minutes.

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/8784/shinygoldx35.png
Urf? That sounds like something you would name your child if you wanted them to have a horrible life.

Or maybe something like 17Trainer/1. That would be pretty awful too.

http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/1107/shinygoldx36.png
Last time I faced one of you, I demolished you with Rage.

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/3990/shinygoldx37.png
But this time, Gatorade took the stage.

http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/7899/shinygoldx38.png
http://www.ricksguitarschool.com/web_images/dancing_guy_with_beard.gif

Wait wtf? That dancing dwarf has absolutely zero relevance to what just happened.

...but he is pretty fun. I can just watch him for hours :)

...but I have work to do. On to the LP.


http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/6417/shinygoldx39.png
Mmmm...how bout you and I head back to my place so we can do dirty things with our Pokemon?

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/5972/shinygoldx40.png
Or I can just thrash you. Christ, the chicks in Johto are SO hard to get.

http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/6105/shinygoldx41.png
Kent. That's probably the least attractive male name I've ever heard of.

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/4031/shinygoldx42.png
Actually, it looks like you're smiling at me.

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/1295/shinygoldx43.png

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/853/shinygoldx44g.png

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/7357/shinygoldx45.png

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/3976/shinygoldx46.png

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/2213/shinygoldx47.png
that's what she said

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/541/shinygoldx48.png
One lone Ampharos? I think you're lying to me.

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/161/shinygoldx49.png
Give it an aspirin then and we'll be on our way.

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/3815/shinygoldx50.png
Sex is the best medicine. So let's produce some medicine ;)

...ugh fine, I'll get the damn medicine for you.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Business/images-2/billy-mays-2.jpg

Hi, Billy Mays here, and I'm here to tell you about a new and exciting thing we're about to add to our Shiny Gold X LP.

It's called...

http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/fart_spray.gif
Fart in a can! Simply head to Sprout Tower and capture a Ghastly...

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7223/shinygoldx51.png

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/8381/shinygoldx52.png

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/8117/shinygoldx53.png

And stick it in a can!

...and that's about it.

Unfortunately for us, we don't need Fart in a Can, we need...

*grindgrindgrindgrind*

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/9504/shinygoldx54r.png
SCARY GHOST MONSTERS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE

http://themedicalmom.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/scared-guy2.jpg



http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/6563/shinygoldx55k.png
And then we give it Shadow Ball, cause Lick is god awful, even though it's slightly dirty and is super effective against Jynx.

;)

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/8591/shinygoldx56.png
whoawtfbbq where's Gatorade? WHY AM I ON THIS THING?!?!?

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/2739/shinygoldx57.png
Well, so far, Flatulence has been doin' pretty good.

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/4813/shinygoldx58.png
Pwnt.

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1939/shinygoldx59.png
Oh my god.

http://www.sitesplus.co.uk/user_docs/88/Image/Child%20awestruck%20face.jpg

The hottest chick I've seen so far in Johto.

Quick, Flatulence, rip off her clothes and put her to sleep!

...

...

...


http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/7118/shinygoldx60.png
...aha...that's...just...hypnosis wearing off...you'll be fine in a few hours!!

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/357/shinygoldx61.png
http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/7779/shinygoldx62.png
http://images3.cafepress.com/product/301327423v1_225x225_Front.jpg


And thus ends another episode.

Well... I am quite the fan of Wailmers...

I think we may have to watch out for Xephyr, guys. He's sounding a little... rapey...

dead-man-walking June 29th, 2010 8:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yuoaman (Post 5922497)
I think we may have to watch out for Xephyr, guys. He's sounding a little... rapey...

A Little? He is rapey.

And Carlos, gawd. He must burn in hell. Or maybe got himself boiled in a Boiler Room (YEA BAD PUNS FURTEHLULZ).

Xephyr June 29th, 2010 4:06 PM

Episode 11: Double the Trouble!
Spoiler:

POWER METAL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Woe84AijdEU

(worst band of all time)

Alrighty...so...we were out in the middle of the ocean yesterday. And uh...where were we going again?
http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/7346/shinygoldx01.png
o.O I really didn't want to know that...but...okay...

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/2052/shinygoldx02.png
I just wish YOU were loose and limber.

Well...maybe not loose...

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/3875/shinygoldx03.png
mmmmmmm, yes, that is indeed how I do it.

Oh look a city in the middle of the ocean. I'm assuming this is where I'm supposed to be.

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Get out of the way, *****.

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/1829/shinygoldx05.png
bullsht it isn't.

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/1874/shinygoldx06.png
Maybe next time you can spell responsibility right >_>

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/8634/shinygoldx07.png
What the hell? Why does everyone keep saying this?!? I HAVE FOUR BADGES!!

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/1501/shinygoldx08.png
Wow Carlos, you've gone to a whole new level of suck. Naming people ???. That's terrible.

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/3852/shinygoldx09r.png
WTF METANG?!?

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/3538/shinygoldx10d.png
My Flatulence was too powerful.

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/3250/shinygoldx11.png
Crying to your uncle. That's low.

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/5420/shinygoldx12.png
That's just my Flatulence getting to you. I'm terribly sorry..

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/4773/shinygoldx13.png
You deserved it too.

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/6219/shinygoldx14.png
http://g.imagehost.org/0314/000b6489_medium.jpg
Yeah...I thought you might need that. You misspelled responsibility and your grammar is horrid.

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9105/shinygoldx15.png
I already won this gym? Well that's a relief!! (lawl)

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/1459/shinygoldx16.png
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7593/hypnooo.png

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/6078/shinygoldx17.png
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7593/hypnooo.png

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/9026/shinygoldx18.png
Or you peni-wait. That word is probably censored on Poke Community. So never mind.

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/6971/shinygoldx19.png
HAHA NOB. That HAD to be the work of Carlos.

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/8314/shinygoldx20.png
Lung? Carlos, you're getting a lot more clever...

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/8897/shinygoldx21z.png
HE EATS YOUR DREAMS
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LFIIzyiu27Q/R5rEp3SkohI/AAAAAAAAACU/_h81LgeNW60/s400/scared-man.jpg

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7532/shinygoldx22o.png
By my Flatulence.

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/8217/shinygoldx23.png
Apparently NIECE has to be in all capital letters.

http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/9800/shinygoldx24.png
I almost feel sorry for her. Except not really.

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8851/shinygoldx25b.png
What? I thought I already won!?

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/1960/shinygoldx26b.png
Whoa! I'm sorry! Don't get so angry!
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/593/shinygoldx27k.png
Yes, I thought we established this.

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/967/shinygoldx28.png
http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2008/11/arnold-schwarzenegger.jpg


http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8557/shinygoldx29.png
o.o that seems kinda harsh

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/4006/shinygoldx30.png
o.o I'm a little scared...

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/5904/shinygoldx31.png
a-are you pooping?

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5884/shinygoldx32.png
I think he is!

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/8325/shinygoldx33.png
OH MY GOD HE JUST BROKE THAT ROCK WITH HIS FACE

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/8800/shinygoldx34.png
We're here to battle Pokemons, not fists.

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/8784/shinygoldx35.png
FINALLY!

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/1107/shinygoldx36.png
HAIRY MAMMA?

Oh yeah. Your Hariyama can't even touch me. lolololol shadow ball rape

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/3990/shinygoldx37.png
...oh. ******.

http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/7899/shinygoldx38.png
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7593/hypnooo.png


http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/6417/shinygoldx39.png
No comment.

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/5972/shinygoldx40.png
My Flatulence just wasn't strong enough...

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/6105/shinygoldx41.png
Cindy > Everything else

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/4031/shinygoldx42.png
http://www.irrationalthinking.com/PowerPoint_2007_Images/woodchuck.jpg
How much wood can you chuck, Chuck?

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1295/shinygoldx43.png
Storm Badge? Wait, what?

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/2522/shinygoldx44.png
a;lkjfaskl;djfaskl;djfasjf the tms from these gyms SUCK.

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/7357/shinygoldx45.png
She's trying to gather the courage to talk to me. It's understandable, take your time.

http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/972/shinygoldx46g.png
I won't accept your apology until you give me some....favors..

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/2213/shinygoldx47.png
I got my eyes on you too ;)

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/541/shinygoldx48.png
asl;djfaslk;jfsl;djfsdl;fj

I'll be calling her at a later date. Rest assured.

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/161/shinygoldx49.png
Where'd she go?!?

hint: she's behind the text box...naked

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/3815/shinygoldx50.png
DOUCHE!

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/7223/shinygoldx51.png
...no. I'm not a personal daycare service!

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/8381/shinygoldx52.png
Apparently. Jasmine could've just had sex with me...but....

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8117/shinygoldx53.png
What's so SECRET about it?
http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/1336/secretpotion.png
.....oh.

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/885/shinygoldx54.png
No. I'm on a f#$(^$ Lapras <_<

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/2987/shinygoldx55.png
WHOA THERE BUDDY.

There's a lot of drunken sailors around this town...

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/8591/shinygoldx56.png
...I borrowed some of the alcohol from those sailors and uh...yeah. Not one of my shining moments.

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2739/shinygoldx57.png
Oh my god. It's a butt pirate. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4813/shinygoldx58.png
WHAT?! NOO!!

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/1939/shinygoldx59.png
..will...do....

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/7118/shinygoldx60.png
Well, considering what's in it...I'm not entirely sure o.o

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/357/shinygoldx61.png
...be careful with it o.o

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/7779/shinygoldx62.png
Oh, I am.

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/5853/shinygoldx63.png
WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT YOU?

http://img816.imageshack.us/img816/6926/shinygoldx64.png
<_<

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/1606/shinygoldx65.png
OH MY GOD IT'S CARLOS.

Wait, what? You didn't beat me. Are you stoned or something?


http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8428/shinygoldx66.png
What new Pokemon? LEMME SEEEE

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/4889/shinygoldx67.png
Yeah, *****. You jealous?

http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/3489/shinygoldx68.png
...wait.

FLASHBACK:
http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9105/shinygoldx15.png

...You already beat that gym!


http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/428/shinygoldx69.png
Okay Zel, seriously, don't use words like crap in a Pokemon game >_>

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4367/shinygoldx70.png
Newly discovered? I've known about this type for...what...over ten years now?

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/1276/shinygoldx71.png
Thanks for the advice, advice-giving man.

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/466/shinygoldx72.png
Jitou? Wow Carlos, that's like the worst one yet.

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2163/shinygoldx73.png
Yeah, because Jasmine's in here

;)

http://img806.imageshack.us/img806/3696/shinygoldx74.png
No thanks to you. Selfish *****.

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2032/shinygoldx75.png

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/4154/shinygoldx76.png

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/4618/shinygoldx77.png
<_<
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/7628/shinygoldx78.png

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/9288/shinygoldx79.png
SHUT THE HELL UP AND SUCK MY-

I mean...yes, let's just battle..

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/2015/shinygoldx80.png

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/183/shinygoldx81.png
Gatorade has no problems with Magneton.

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/1276/shinygoldx82.png
Or Lairon.

http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/3710/shinygoldx83.png
...or Steelix.

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/8330/shinygoldx84.png
And pretty much everything else in the universe.

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/3472/shinygoldx85.png
http://blog.oregonlive.com/themombeat/2009/02/rock_solid_solutions_small.jpg

Yay, minerals!! :3


Two gym leaders in one episode. win.

dead-man-walking June 29th, 2010 7:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xephyr (Post 5924734)
Episode 11: Double the Trouble!
Spoiler:

POWER METAL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Woe84AijdEU

(worst band of all time)

Alrighty...so...we were out in the middle of the ocean yesterday. And uh...where were we going again?
http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/7346/shinygoldx01.png
o.O I really didn't want to know that...but...okay...

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/2052/shinygoldx02.png
I just wish YOU were loose and limber.

Well...maybe not loose...

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/3875/shinygoldx03.png
mmmmmmm, yes, that is indeed how I do it.

Oh look a city in the middle of the ocean. I'm assuming this is where I'm supposed to be.

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Get out of the way, *****.

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/1829/shinygoldx05.png
bullsht it isn't.

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/1874/shinygoldx06.png
Maybe next time you can spell responsibility right >_>

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/8634/shinygoldx07.png
What the hell? Why does everyone keep saying this?!? I HAVE FOUR BADGES!!

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/1501/shinygoldx08.png
Wow Carlos, you've gone to a whole new level of suck. Naming people ???. That's terrible.

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/3852/shinygoldx09r.png
WTF METANG?!?

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/3538/shinygoldx10d.png
My Flatulence was too powerful.

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/3250/shinygoldx11.png
Crying to your uncle. That's low.

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/5420/shinygoldx12.png
That's just my Flatulence getting to you. I'm terribly sorry..

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/4773/shinygoldx13.png
You deserved it too.

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/6219/shinygoldx14.png
http://g.imagehost.org/0314/000b6489_medium.jpg
Yeah...I thought you might need that. You misspelled responsibility and your grammar is horrid.

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9105/shinygoldx15.png
I already won this gym? Well that's a relief!! (lawl)

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/1459/shinygoldx16.png
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7593/hypnooo.png

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/6078/shinygoldx17.png
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7593/hypnooo.png

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/9026/shinygoldx18.png
Or you peni-wait. That word is probably censored on Poke Community. So never mind.

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/6971/shinygoldx19.png
HAHA NOB. That HAD to be the work of Carlos.

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/8314/shinygoldx20.png
Lung? Carlos, you're getting a lot more clever...

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/8897/shinygoldx21z.png
HE EATS YOUR DREAMS
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LFIIzyiu27Q/R5rEp3SkohI/AAAAAAAAACU/_h81LgeNW60/s400/scared-man.jpg

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7532/shinygoldx22o.png
By my Flatulence.

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/8217/shinygoldx23.png
Apparently NIECE has to be in all capital letters.

http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/9800/shinygoldx24.png
I almost feel sorry for her. Except not really.

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8851/shinygoldx25b.png
What? I thought I already won!?

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/1960/shinygoldx26b.png
Whoa! I'm sorry! Don't get so angry!
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/593/shinygoldx27k.png
Yes, I thought we established this.

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/967/shinygoldx28.png
http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2008/11/arnold-schwarzenegger.jpg


http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8557/shinygoldx29.png
o.o that seems kinda harsh

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/4006/shinygoldx30.png
o.o I'm a little scared...

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a-are you pooping?

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5884/shinygoldx32.png
I think he is!

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/8325/shinygoldx33.png
OH MY GOD HE JUST BROKE THAT ROCK WITH HIS FACE

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/8800/shinygoldx34.png
We're here to battle Pokemons, not fists.

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/8784/shinygoldx35.png
FINALLY!

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/1107/shinygoldx36.png
HAIRY MAMMA?

Oh yeah. Your Hariyama can't even touch me. lolololol shadow ball rape

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/3990/shinygoldx37.png
...oh. ******.

http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/7899/shinygoldx38.png
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7593/hypnooo.png


http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/6417/shinygoldx39.png
No comment.

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My Flatulence just wasn't strong enough...

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/6105/shinygoldx41.png
Cindy > Everything else

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http://www.irrationalthinking.com/PowerPoint_2007_Images/woodchuck.jpg
How much wood can you chuck, Chuck?

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Storm Badge? Wait, what?

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/2522/shinygoldx44.png
a;lkjfaskl;djfaskl;djfasjf the tms from these gyms SUCK.

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She's trying to gather the courage to talk to me. It's understandable, take your time.

http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/972/shinygoldx46g.png
I won't accept your apology until you give me some....favors..

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I got my eyes on you too ;)

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/541/shinygoldx48.png
asl;djfaslk;jfsl;djfsdl;fj

I'll be calling her at a later date. Rest assured.

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Where'd she go?!?

hint: she's behind the text box...naked

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/3815/shinygoldx50.png
DOUCHE!

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/7223/shinygoldx51.png
...no. I'm not a personal daycare service!

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/8381/shinygoldx52.png
Apparently. Jasmine could've just had sex with me...but....

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8117/shinygoldx53.png
What's so SECRET about it?
http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/1336/secretpotion.png
.....oh.

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/885/shinygoldx54.png
No. I'm on a f#$(^$ Lapras <_<

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/2987/shinygoldx55.png
WHOA THERE BUDDY.

There's a lot of drunken sailors around this town...

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/8591/shinygoldx56.png
...I borrowed some of the alcohol from those sailors and uh...yeah. Not one of my shining moments.

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2739/shinygoldx57.png
Oh my god. It's a butt pirate. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4813/shinygoldx58.png
WHAT?! NOO!!

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/1939/shinygoldx59.png
..will...do....

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/7118/shinygoldx60.png
Well, considering what's in it...I'm not entirely sure o.o

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/357/shinygoldx61.png
...be careful with it o.o

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/7779/shinygoldx62.png
Oh, I am.

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/5853/shinygoldx63.png
WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT YOU?

http://img816.imageshack.us/img816/6926/shinygoldx64.png
<_<

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/1606/shinygoldx65.png
OH MY GOD IT'S CARLOS.

Wait, what? You didn't beat me. Are you stoned or something?


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What new Pokemon? LEMME SEEEE

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/4889/shinygoldx67.png
Yeah, *****. You jealous?

http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/3489/shinygoldx68.png
...wait.

FLASHBACK:
http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9105/shinygoldx15.png

...You already beat that gym!


http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/428/shinygoldx69.png
Okay Zel, seriously, don't use words like crap in a Pokemon game >_>

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4367/shinygoldx70.png
Newly discovered? I've known about this type for...what...over ten years now?

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/1276/shinygoldx71.png
Thanks for the advice, advice-giving man.

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/466/shinygoldx72.png
Jitou? Wow Carlos, that's like the worst one yet.

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2163/shinygoldx73.png
Yeah, because Jasmine's in here

;)

http://img806.imageshack.us/img806/3696/shinygoldx74.png
No thanks to you. Selfish *****.

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2032/shinygoldx75.png

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/4154/shinygoldx76.png

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/4618/shinygoldx77.png
<_<
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/7628/shinygoldx78.png

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/9288/shinygoldx79.png
SHUT THE HELL UP AND SUCK MY-

I mean...yes, let's just battle..

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/2015/shinygoldx80.png

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/183/shinygoldx81.png
Gatorade has no problems with Magneton.

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/1276/shinygoldx82.png
Or Lairon.

http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/3710/shinygoldx83.png
...or Steelix.

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/8330/shinygoldx84.png
And pretty much everything else in the universe.

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/3472/shinygoldx85.png
http://blog.oregonlive.com/themombeat/2009/02/rock_solid_solutions_small.jpg

Yay, minerals!! :3


Two gym leaders in one episode. win.

Best yet. Epic win.

Behind the text box? Naked? O_o

Xephyr June 29th, 2010 7:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dead-man-walking (Post 5925397)
Best yet. Epic win.

Behind the text box? Naked? O_o

Lawl. Thanks. It's becoming difficult to keep making entertaining so I'm glad to hear people are still enjoying it and that my efforts aren't in vain.

Yuoaman June 29th, 2010 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xephyr (Post 5925421)
Lawl. Thanks. It's becoming difficult to keep making entertaining so I'm glad to hear people are still enjoying it and that my efforts aren't in vain.

Don't worry about it, we all love watching your rapey exploits.

dead-man-walking June 29th, 2010 10:52 PM

Oh, and you forgot to replace Rage on yo' sig.

Xephyr June 30th, 2010 9:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dead-man-walking (Post 5925862)
Oh, and you forgot to replace Rage on yo' sig.

Oh my bad. I'll get to that...eventually.

Also, the rapey exploits portrayed in this LP are merely from the in-game character's point of view. I swear. :P

New episode in a bit? I think so! Perhaps I can down Team Rocket in one episode?

GreenLanturn June 30th, 2010 12:28 PM

I gotta say i truley love bromar, hes the man.

Quilava's Master June 30th, 2010 5:38 PM

Love this funny jokes and great running gags, but the random pics in the most recent chapter(s) take away from your own brand of humor (as in you're relying to heavily on the pictures than your own, obviously funny, style of humor).

dead-man-walking June 30th, 2010 6:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xephyr (Post 5926776)
Oh my bad. I'll get to that...eventually.

Also, the rapey exploits portrayed in this LP are merely from the in-game character's point of view. I swear. :P

New episode in a bit? I think so! Perhaps I can down Team Rocket in one episode?

Team Rocket is as easy as pie. I downed them in about 10 Minutes. xD

And prepare to get Ho-oh! I wonder what witty name will you find for the poor bird. xD

Xephyr June 30th, 2010 6:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quilava's Master (Post 5927892)
Love this funny jokes and great running gags, but the random pics in the most recent chapter(s) take away from your own brand of humor (as in you're relying to heavily on the pictures than your own, obviously funny, style of humor).

I can definitely see what you mean here. Of course, a majority of the pictures contain some editting by me in order to remain relevant. I just feel that the pictures add to the humor sometimes. I'll try to cut down on them if necessary.

Mattysaurus July 3rd, 2010 9:49 PM

These are great. You and Yuoaman are the greatest at these. Keep up the good work. And to make it seem longer, you could possibly go into all the hidden areas that Zel put in? I don't know, but yeah, good job. ;D

dead-man-walking July 4th, 2010 8:31 AM

I think he won't really search for Hidden Places, like for example *SPOILER*Treecko'sHidingPlace*SPOILER*.

Xephyr July 5th, 2010 11:17 AM

I don't really wanna make it longer...I'm hoping to finish this in around 20-ish episodes, similar to how long a season of a TV show would be.

Anyhow, here we goes:

Episode 12: F*** Team Rocket
Spoiler:

So, I played through this and took the screenshots a while ago, so I'm not very sure at all where we are.

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/7346/shinygoldx01.png
Huh. Well, off to Mahogany Town then!

http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/2052/shinygoldx02.png
Sounds scary. I'm just gonna move on and save that for later.

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/3875/shinygoldx03.png
This far? It was like a two minute journey from Ecruteak.

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Actually, I was there a while ago when I nabbed the Red Scale for the Exp. Share so I could train my weak Pokemon.

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/1829/shinygoldx05.png
If you call me sonny boy ever again, I will cut off all of your limbs and feed them to Gatorade.

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/1874/shinygoldx06.png
Hmmm...well, a RAGECANDYBAR does sound quite good. How much are you asking for a RAGECANDYBAR?

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8634/shinygoldx07.png
You must be crazy! Three hundred dollars for a RAGECANDYBAR is absolutely ludicrous! If you charged five dollars for a RAGECANDYBAR, there's a chance I would purchase the RAGECANDYBAR, but while the RAGECANDYBAR is at this price, there's no chance I'm going to purchase a RAGECANDYBAR.

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/1501/shinygoldx08.png
Oh god.

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/7472/shinygoldx09j.png
Especially when you lose to a flower.

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/3324/shinygoldx10.png

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/3250/shinygoldx11.png
I'm still underleveled? Sweet mother of jesus.

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/5420/shinygoldx12.png
Dizzit is just way too awesome.

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/4773/shinygoldx13.png
That darn Douche guy!

http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/6219/shinygoldx14.png
Well, I guess I have no choice, because that scam artist selling the RAGECANDYBARs won't let me by him even if I do buy a RAGECANDYBAR.

http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/9105/shinygoldx15.png
Hmm. Apparently radio broadcast = evolution of Magikarps.

http://mirror.servut.us/kuvat/meinung/lol_wut_pear_pink.jpg

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/1459/shinygoldx16.png
Whoa whoa whoa. Mysterious house in the middle of a strange maze of conveniently placed trees? This guy has to be some kind of inbred cannibal.

Proceed with caution...


http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/6078/shinygoldx17.png
AAAAA DON'T EAT ME

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/9026/shinygoldx18.png
OH MY GOD HE'S GONNA FEAST ON MY SKULL

http://img816.imageshack.us/img816/6971/shinygoldx19.png
HE'S GONNA TURN MY POKEMON INTO CANNIBALS?!!??


http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/9990/shinygoldx20z.png
...oh. It's just a TM. That was anti-climactic.

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/7724/shinygoldx21.png
Oh hey. It's my stalker again.

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/982/shinygoldx22.png
She thought of me and instantly was sent into an extremely powerful orgasm.

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/8217/shinygoldx23.png
Yeah *****.

Although, it's a pretty stupid mission. We want Magikarp to evolve. Why not keep the radio broadcast going?

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/9800/shinygoldx24.png
Not at all, actually.

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3596/shinygoldx25.png
If you evolve your Metang, I'll think about it.

http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/1394/shinygoldx26.png
<_<

http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/7021/shinygoldx27.png
*Xephyr inserted various sex toys into bag*

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/967/shinygoldx28.png
Ohhh yeah. She totally has the hots for me.

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/8557/shinygoldx29.png
F*** you Lance I was busy talkin' to mah girl.

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/4006/shinygoldx30.png
All I see is a strangely colored box.

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/5904/shinygoldx31.png
REAL CLEVER TEAM ROCKET, YOU HID THE STAIRS UNDER A BOX.

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/5884/shinygoldx32.png
WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?!?

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/8325/shinygoldx33.png
Oh no you didn't.

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/2180/43918991.png
Bromar. A man of many words.

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/8800/shinygoldx34.png
You sure have.

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/8784/shinygoldx35.png
WTF IS THIS COME KIND OF SICK ********?!

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/1107/shinygoldx36.png
In every machine?

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/1747/shinygoldx37x.png
lawlolmaoroflxd ninjas.

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/7899/shinygoldx38.png
There is something seriously wrong with you.

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/6417/shinygoldx39.png
Screw you I'm owning these fags.

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/6276/shinygoldx40c.png
No they're not.

I'm really beginning to hate this guy.

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/6105/shinygoldx41.png
As long as it's not the Secret Potion...eck

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/4031/shinygoldx42.png
Actually, I'm just doing this to get pussy.

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/1295/shinygoldx43.png
Well that's idiotic.

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/2522/shinygoldx44.png
Which means hardly anyone can get into the boss's room.

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/7357/shinygoldx45.png
Probably cause you NEVER LEFT HIM ALONE. You're SO ANNOYING.

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/3976/shinygoldx46.png
Actually, Gatorade's sexy powers cost you.


http://img808.imageshack.us/img808/7346/shinygoldx01.png
Do you people have like a fetish for Slowpoke Tails? I mean really.

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/7604/shinygoldx02s.png
ALRIGHT YODA

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/3875/shinygoldx03.png
Cindy just got a lot epic-er.

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Douche did what to you?

I didn't know he rolled that way...

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/1829/shinygoldx05.png
IT'S THE GUY THAT CREAMS ON WOMEN!

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/1874/shinygoldx06.png
I vaguely remember you saying something like that.

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/8634/shinygoldx07.png
You mean Lance? Yeah, he might just take the Douche of the Year award from you.

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/1501/shinygoldx08.png
It's because you suck, bro.

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/4568/shinygoldx09.png
Dude he has like Dragonites and stuff you have no chance.

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/3324/shinygoldx10.png
Did he say dirty things to you?

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/3250/shinygoldx11.png
Well neither do I.

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/5420/shinygoldx12.png
A bleeding heart? That's a creative thing to call him.

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/4773/shinygoldx13.png
Gasp!

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/6219/shinygoldx14.png
I'm extremely tired of random Team Rocket members telling me to do things.

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/9105/shinygoldx15.png
You're probably worse <_<

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/1459/shinygoldx16.png
Wait. Don't you mean James?

...confusion.

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/6078/shinygoldx17.png
...more confusion.

http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/9026/shinygoldx18.png
I hate double battles. Oh well. Gatorade, spam surf.

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/6971/shinygoldx19.png
<_<

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/2209/shinygoldx20w.png
GIOVANNI, eh? Sounds Italian.

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/7724/shinygoldx21.png
Whoa bro. You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.

http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/982/shinygoldx22.png
One day, bird, you'll be saying HAIL XEPHYR instead.

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/6177/shinygoldx23l.png
WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN?

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/9800/shinygoldx24.png
Um...I'd bet money that I can.

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/3596/shinygoldx25.png
Oh for god sakes Lance I was just about to slaughter these two at once.

http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/1394/shinygoldx26.png
Ewww she's ugly.

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/1577/shinygoldx27m.png
Tell Bromar something he doesn't know.

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/967/shinygoldx28.png
Yeah, you evolved a bunch of Magikarp. I'd say you passed with flying colors.

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8557/shinygoldx29.png
What, Douche? Nah, he'll be fine.

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/4006/shinygoldx30.png
Why? Magikarp blows.

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/5904/shinygoldx31.png
Ugh fine. Quack, do your business.

http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/5884/shinygoldx32.png
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/8325/shinygoldx33.png
http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/8800/shinygoldx34.png

And thus the reign of Team Rocket in Mahogany Town is over. In the next episode, we finish them off in Goldenrod and smash the Mahogany Gym!

dead-man-walking July 6th, 2010 3:19 AM

Don't you smash Pryce first? Or....

Last episode were MORE FUNNY. You got a bit generic here. ):

Xephyr July 6th, 2010 6:47 AM

Quote:

Last episode were. You got a bit generic here. ):
wut? i don't know what you're saying here.

dead-man-walking July 6th, 2010 8:56 AM

Were more funny. Crap. I missed 'em darn typos! D:

Xephyr July 6th, 2010 10:37 AM

Ah, gotcha. Fair enough lol.

Petrex July 7th, 2010 8:49 PM

edit, episode 4, in illex forest, "its big, dark, and scary!" "scariest thing is a metapod"
..dude i expected more from you....
better response..:

thats what your mom said while she was-
never mind, got carried away again.

Xephyr July 8th, 2010 3:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Petrex (Post 5946988)
edit, episode 4, in illex forest, "its big, dark, and scary!" "scariest thing is a metapod"
..dude i expected more from you....
better response..:

thats what your mom said while she was-
never mind, got carried away again.

lol well I thought that was actually legitimately funny and I think I should have some non-raunchy jokes every now and then.

MiniM00se July 8th, 2010 3:43 PM

xD This is about the most hilarious thing I've ever read! Great job! I can't wait for the next episode!

I would quote one part I found very funny like others have, but I found almost every single part funny!

Xephyr July 9th, 2010 9:16 AM

lol thank you sir. Your post is kind of...doubled...though...by the way.


Just gonna let everyone know that we get a new team member in the next episode! Yeah, I like to switch up team members a lot to keep it interesting. That also means someone gets replaced! Speculate.

Mattysaurus July 9th, 2010 12:11 PM

OH GOD WHY XEPHYR?! >:U

But seriously, it better not be Bromar. I'll cry. ;;

Xephyr July 9th, 2010 12:13 PM

Let's just say the new team member is part flying type, and then its other type is something I already have on my team. (Fire, psychic, water, grass, poison, ground, ghost).

Mattysaurus July 9th, 2010 8:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xephyr (Post 5952138)
Let's just say the new team member is part flying type, and then its other type is something I already have on my team. (Fire, psychic, water, grass, poison, ground, ghost).

5 bucks says it Tropius and you get rid of Roselia. ;;

dead-man-walking July 9th, 2010 9:23 PM

Ten cents says it's Ho-oh and you get rid of Bromar.

Mattysaurus July 9th, 2010 10:05 PM

But Bromar's my bro, bro. ;;

dead-man-walking July 9th, 2010 10:30 PM

^How could a dinosaur be friends with a duck-man? :D (It's a joke for the hell of it)

Other possibilities:
-Gyarados fo' Gatorade
-Gligar fo' Quack

Well, just that.

Mattysaurus July 9th, 2010 10:40 PM

You can't forget that some Hoenn pokemon roam Johto which is how he got Cindy.
I really think he is gonna get Tropius for some reason.

Xephyr July 10th, 2010 9:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mattysaurus (Post 5953226)


5 bucks says it Tropius and you get rid of Roselia. ;;

Episode 13: Fruit Trees and Stuff
Spoiler:

Right, so, on second thought, I'm gonna put off fighting Team Rocket in Goldenrod for as long as possible.

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7346/shinygoldx01.png
http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/%7Estlawgen/CEMETERY/Teresa/Oswegatchie/Edgar%20and%20Patrick%20Briggs%20Pryce.JPG
Time to own.


http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/2052/shinygoldx02.png
I'm assuming that some ski term, but I'm not gonna bother looking into it.

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/3599/shinygoldx03u.png
Bromar tends to do that to people.


http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/6285/shinygoldx04.png
moar like:

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/8481/bromar.png


http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/1829/shinygoldx05.png
How is that even possible? He must've taken advantage of me wasting my time with Team Rocket.

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/1874/shinygoldx06.png
http://lanceballance.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/ronald.jpg

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/8634/shinygoldx07.png
Don't you dare..

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/1501/shinygoldx08.png
Oh you *****.

http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/4568/shinygoldx09.png
Rest?!? Oh, you're in for it now.

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/3324/shinygoldx10.png
BECAUSE MY FLATULENCE EATS DREAAAMS

http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/3250/shinygoldx11.png
...<_<

http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/5420/shinygoldx12.png
Dizzit just got significantly cooler.

k so i need to grind some. *heads north for a bit*

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/4773/shinygoldx13.png
Yeah, I'm OCD about making everyone the same level.

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/6219/shinygoldx14.png
Is he secretly a narcissistic child-grabbing pedophile that has a massive penis and likes to have sex with Cloysters and Jynx?!!?

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/9105/shinygoldx15.png
OH MY GOD

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/1459/shinygoldx16.png
The suspense is killing me.

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/6078/shinygoldx17.png
...oh. Anticlimactic. What a weirdo.

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/1208/shinygoldx18f.png
Not at all. It's quite frustrating actually.

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/6971/shinygoldx19.png
I'd like to shove my skis between those legs ;)

Wait, what? That didn't even make sense.

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/8314/shinygoldx20.png
OH DEAR

GATORADE, CONTROL YOURSELF.

...ooooh god he just **** all over Cindy and then ****** to *** for ***** for the third time.


http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/7724/shinygoldx21.png
Bromar is way too hot for you Jynx, stop trying.

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/982/shinygoldx22.png
You're probably right.

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/8217/shinygoldx23.png
Like what? They get caught by little children and forced to battle until they die. I don't think that's happened to me in a while. Not sure about you.

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/9800/shinygoldx24.png
...Wait a second. Aren't you the old guy from the top of Sprout Tower?

FLASHBACK:
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/1459/shinygoldx16.png

IT IS YOU!

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/3596/shinygoldx25.png
I've beat you before, and I'll beat you again.

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/1394/shinygoldx26.png

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7021/shinygoldx27.png
al;fsdkjfaskl;jfdaskl;djf

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/967/shinygoldx28.png
Oh. That was easy enough.

http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/8557/shinygoldx29.png
...as was that.

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/4006/shinygoldx30.png
Unfortunately, this will be the last move Cindy ever makes on this team.

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/5904/shinygoldx31.png
Rest in peace, Cindy.

....about 100 Headbutts and Rests later...

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I f****** hate Dewgongs.

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/9677/shinygoldx33u.png
As opposed to fake whirlpools?

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/8800/shinygoldx34.png
*slams head into desk*

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/8784/shinygoldx35.png
Ah sweet, I get to hear my new ring tone.

http://www.toysit.com/jigglypuff-pokemon/jigglypuff-pop.gif

Her voice is soothing, really.


http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/1081/shinygoldx36n.png
Obviously, idiot. I just defeated most of 'em last episode.

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/3990/shinygoldx37.png
Oh hey, the RAGECANDYBAR guy is no longer attempting to sell RAGECANDYBARs to potential RAGECANDYBAR consumers. Now I can progress through to Route 44 without being pestered by a RAGECANDYBAR salesman!

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/7899/shinygoldx38.png
If you win, I will give you a *******. That's how sure I am that you're not going to win.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/5972/shinygoldx40.png
HE MAKES DEM BALLS FLOAT!

http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/6105/shinygoldx41.png
11:11. I just thought I'd take a random screen of that.

And now.

The moment we've all been waiting for.

*surfs to that random patch of grass on this route*

*about an hour and a half later*

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/7346/shinygoldx01.png
http://suta-raito.com/images2/Tropius.gif
awww! look how cute he is!


http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/2052/shinygoldx02.png
That was easier than I thought.

I've had the nickname in mind ever since I saw you can find Tropius on this route.

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/3875/shinygoldx03.png
YES.

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Seeya Cindy. :'(

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/1829/shinygoldx05.png
Well that's an absolutely awful moveset, NumNums. Oh well, I'll make it better with Fl-

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/1874/shinygoldx06.png
............I never bothered to get Fly when I was in Cianwood.

<_< *goes ALL THE WAY back to Cianwood*

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/8634/shinygoldx07.png
This was the most tedious mission of all time.

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/1501/shinygoldx08.png
Liar, you can't fly to route, now can you?

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/4568/shinygoldx09.png


^_^

...you know the drill. *grindgrindgrindgrind*

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/3324/shinygoldx10.png
Somebody has an addiction. Kinda like how I'm addicted to the female anatomy and crack.

http://politicalpartypooper.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/bm1172say-no-to-crack-posters.jpg

And we ain't talkin' bout that kind of crack.


http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/3250/shinygoldx11.png
<_<

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/5886/shinygoldx12v.png
Well, I'm gonna own you with NumNums and then finish this episode.

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/4773/shinygoldx13.png
Eeeeexcellent.

Quilava's Master July 10th, 2010 10:34 AM

lmfao that was hilarious! Especially the Gilligan Cut after Haunter used Dream Eater, lmfao!

Mattysaurus July 10th, 2010 10:43 AM

Thank god it wasn't Bromar.
I just had a feeling it was gonna be Tropius. Good going.

And nice update. Haha, say no to crack. ;D

dead-man-walking July 10th, 2010 7:36 PM

Dream Eater ending Dewgong's life is just... ROFLMAO

So, not getting da big bird yet eh (WARNING: Ho-oh is Level freaking 45)?

Xephyr July 11th, 2010 10:38 AM

I'm not gonna use Ho-oh. I'm extremely against using legendary in-game for some reason.

And Tropius is awesome. All there is to it.

Though I need to make him a bit stronger...you'll see why in...A NEW EPISODE!

I'm pretty sure episodes should be coming pretty steadily now for a while. Enjoy this one guys, cause I definitely didn't <_<

Episode 14: Kings and Cows
Spoiler:


http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/7346/shinygoldx01.png
You look hot.

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/2052/shinygoldx02.png
Very banga-CYBIL? What kind of name is that?!

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/3875/shinygoldx03.png
HA. HA. SUCK IT BUTTERFREE. HA. YOU CAN'T HIT ME.

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/3093/shinygoldx04z.png
NumNums just tripled in coolness.

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/1829/shinygoldx05.png
Anything?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3V7t_j5Edqs/R6SpdRSPqHI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/nbIRgdZ-5b4/s320/ugly%2520person%5B1%5D.jpg

Would you bang that for a rare Pokemon?


http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/1874/shinygoldx06.png
Oh come on Flatulence, Rhyhorn isn't that scary.

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/8634/shinygoldx07.png
Back off, NumNums is MY fruit tree.

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/2236/shinygoldx08w.png
So what? It's a [email protected]*$(#! Poliwag.

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/4568/shinygoldx09.png
My Carlos senses are tingling. Perhaps I'll see him soon...(not foreshadowing)


http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/3324/shinygoldx10.png
I can tell you're slightly homosexual by you looking at me in such a manner.

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/3250/shinygoldx11.png
ASKLDFJASKL;JFASKLJF

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/5420/shinygoldx12.png
Okay Flatulence, this time I don't blame you for being scared.

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/4773/shinygoldx13.png
Oh god.

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/6219/shinygoldx14.png
nubby nub.

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/1470/shinygoldx15x.png
Do you know about MY GENITALS?

Wait...IS THAT [email protected]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/9076/shinygoldx16q.png
Agh...Carlos got to him...I was too late...

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/6078/shinygoldx17.png
I've been told.

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/9026/shinygoldx18.png
I'll call Bill Murray! He'll know what to do!

*ring ring*

"Hello?"

"BILL! IT'S CARLOS! WHAT DO I DO?!?"

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/9340/murray.png
...Bill! That's terrible advice!

Forget it.

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/6971/shinygoldx19.png
o.o maybe Jynx is there...

I have to go.


http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/8314/shinygoldx20.png
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/7724/shinygoldx21.png
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/982/shinygoldx22.png
http://img805.imageshack.us/img805/8217/shinygoldx23.png
HE'S JUST TOO SCARY

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/9800/shinygoldx24.png
Whew. Okay. I have to do this.

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/3596/shinygoldx25.png
Let's put Quack up front. Logical choice, right?

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/1394/shinygoldx26.png
Dude when he laughed like that my face was like: http://myfacewhen.com/248/


http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/7021/shinygoldx27.png
Well. You cheated.

http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/967/shinygoldx28.png
You probably sucked Pryce off and got the badge that way.

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/8557/shinygoldx29.png
Not if I kidnap you and keep you in my basement first!

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/4006/shinygoldx30.png


http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/5904/shinygoldx31.png
al;kdjfasl;dfjsdkfjaslfdj WHAT IS THAT THING AND WHY IS IT LEVEL 48???

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/5884/shinygoldx32.png
@[email protected]

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/8325/shinygoldx33.png
..............I hate you.

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/8800/shinygoldx34.png
One down, four to go.

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8784/shinygoldx35.png
You're really starting to get on my nerves, Carlos.

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/6885/shinygoldx36w.png
Oh, blow me.

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/3990/shinygoldx37.png
ASDFKSDF

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/7899/shinygoldx38.png
Thank god.

http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/6417/shinygoldx39.png
Oh god. Let's do this, NumNums.

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/5972/shinygoldx40.png
I was basically taking this to show you all how NumNums only did like SIX DAMAGE. YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHI-

I'm sorry Nummers. I overreacted. It won't happen again I swea-

http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/6105/shinygoldx41.png
Okay, we're still doing good here.

...oh. Yawn. Excellent.

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/4031/shinygoldx42.png
Ha! Take that!

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/1295/shinygoldx43.png

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/2522/shinygoldx44.png

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/7044/shinygoldx45f.png
........it was asleep for one turn. ONE. TURN.

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/3976/shinygoldx46.png
NUMNUMS, I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL SEVER YOUR BANANAS.

And I mean the fruit. I'm not that sadistic.

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/6168/shinygoldx47r.png
Sigh. I'm not gonna need some support.

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/6083/shinygoldx48m.png
This is as unenjoyable as testicular cancer.

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/3283/shinygoldx49f.png
CARLOS, I AM GOING TO KILL YOUR FAMILY. I SWEAR. TO GOD.

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/3815/shinygoldx50.png
http://zoice.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/head-explodes-big-761159.jpg

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/7223/shinygoldx51.png
You're my only hope, Nummers. Like, srsly.

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/8381/shinygoldx52.png
OH. MY. GOD.

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/8117/shinygoldx53.png
Oh, that was decent damage. Do that again.

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/885/shinygoldx54.png
...

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/5497/shinygoldx55x.png
http://www.cineasten.de/bilder/filme/extreme-rage/l.jpg


http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/8591/shinygoldx56.png
Please. For the love of god. Kill the Slowking.

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/2739/shinygoldx57.png
...

http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/4813/shinygoldx58.png
http://weepingcherries.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/praise_god.jpg

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/1939/shinygoldx59.png
...Miltank? That can't be too difficult, can it?

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/8682/shinygoldx60j.png
Time to rock and roll.

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/357/shinygoldx61.png
YOU ****ING **** *** DRINKING BASTARD COW ****ER DICK SUCKING ******* EATING ****ER **** BASTARD *****.

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7779/shinygoldx62.png
You're my only hope. *prays*

http://img805.imageshack.us/img805/5853/shinygoldx63.png
**** **** **** **** **** ****

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/6926/shinygoldx64.png
...

http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/1606/shinygoldx65.png
...

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/8428/shinygoldx66.png

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4889/shinygoldx67.png

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/3489/shinygoldx68.png
This ain't over, Carlos. I'll be back.

Logan July 11th, 2010 10:53 AM

Uh, can you lay off the swearing, please. D:

dragoniteuser July 11th, 2010 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manipulation (Post 5958413)
Uh, can you lay off the swearing, please. D:


Why he's funny, and besides he's censoring most of them...

Xephyr July 11th, 2010 2:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manipulation (Post 5958413)
Uh, can you lay off the swearing, please. D:

90% of them are censored anyway.

Logan July 11th, 2010 3:01 PM

That doesn't matter, this forum has young children posting on it, it's bad influence on them. u_u

JasonX3333 July 11th, 2010 3:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manipulation (Post 5959283)
That doesn't matter, this forum has young children posting on it, it's bad influence on them. u_u

What children im pretty sure almost everyone here is about at least 11,also children that are in elementary curse alot so yea.

Xephyr July 11th, 2010 4:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manipulation (Post 5959283)
That doesn't matter, this forum has young children posting on it, it's bad influence on them. u_u

<_< so if it's censored, they won't know what words are being said. and if they do know the words and what they mean, I'm pretty sure they've already been hit by pretty bad influences if they know that and are only ten or eleven.

Blaziquaza July 11th, 2010 9:57 PM

Yay for funny stuff. XD Love this LP. :D


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