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Mattysaurus July 16th, 2010 11:28 AM

Awwhh, when's the next update? :3
I thought if was really funny, tbh.

Manipulation, what if he uses 13+ warning spoilers or something?

SehCure July 16th, 2010 12:08 PM

LOL!

Great.
Loved
Maybe if you weren't so fat, you wouldn't need to take breaks.
;D

redsaber5859 July 16th, 2010 3:03 PM

LOL I'm so doing a chaos black LP, this thread is HI-LARION (lairon get high a lot so no need to evolve them XD) and lairon are funnier than magmar XD

dragoniteuser July 21st, 2010 10:55 AM

Oh come on!
Give us some updates!
Your LP was hilarious!

Xephyr July 22nd, 2010 6:40 AM

Sorry guys...I haven't had much time to work on this. Life, ya know? I'll probably have time to get the playing and screenshots done tomorrow-ish and then I'll post as soon as I can.

On a lighter note, today's my birthday. I'm pretty excited about that.

redsaber5859 July 22nd, 2010 7:50 AM

HAPPY B-DAY! HOPE YOU GET PIED! (i got pied on my b-day, jealous?)

on another note, SWEET ANOTHER UPDADTE
this is prob. the best lp ive read

MiniM00se July 23rd, 2010 9:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xephyr (Post 5992857)
Sorry guys...I haven't had much time to work on this. Life, ya know? I'll probably have time to get the playing and screenshots done tomorrow-ish and then I'll post as soon as I can.

On a lighter note, today's my birthday. I'm pretty excited about that.

Yay! More updates! (I VMed you and PMed you on Youtube a few days ago...

And happy birthday! Oh.. I'm too late D:

I hope it was fun and stuffz!

Xephyr July 26th, 2010 5:52 PM

Up

Date

Episode 15: Of Mice and Douches; Part 1
Spoiler:

Unrelated depressing song that's about people being faithful or something: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVs4jDL-JBo

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/7346/shinygoldx01.png
Well, Carlos is a gay men lover, so let's go destroy Team Rocket and then we'll come kick his ass.


http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/2052/shinygoldx02.png
In the case of Jynx, they can also be sold into prostitution. But that's completely unrelated.

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/2200/shinygoldx03h.png
Oh shut up with your imperative sentences and your red text and your Team Rocket...ness.

http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/6285/shinygoldx04.png
What the hell? I think you have a severe case of schizophrenia, ma'am.

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/1829/shinygoldx05.png
I really just wanna shoot you in the face. With a firearm of some sort.

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/1705/shinygoldx06b.png
Taste it?

http://www.gallettas.com/images/TasteItSavorIt.jpg


http://img806.imageshack.us/img806/8634/shinygoldx07.png
Cave = Radio Tower

It makes sense, if you think about it hard enough.

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/1501/shinygoldx08.png
Well no ****, this tower is currently overrun by an evil crime organization, idiot.

http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/4568/shinygoldx09.png
<_< Nummers, you seriously need to start sucking less. That was just a couple Raticates.

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/3324/shinygoldx10.png
I really hate Jigglypuff. Like, really.

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/3250/shinygoldx11.png
Exploit?

...I'm just...gonna let this go for now.

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/5420/shinygoldx12.png
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/5971/1270004311089.jpg

Dang it. I was hoping for something useful.


http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/4773/shinygoldx13.png
No, Bill Murray is a true hero. I'm just a crazy sex addict like Tiger Woods.

http://tabloid-junkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Tiger-Woods-Mistresses.jpg

Hell to the yeah.

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/6219/shinygoldx14.png
This is a prime example of Dizzit pwning nubcakes with his godly powers.


http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/9105/shinygoldx15.png
Well, okay, just bend over and we'll-

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/9810/shinygoldx16r.png
<_< Oh, you wanted a Pokemon battle. Of course.

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/6078/shinygoldx17.png
LOLROFLXDXDXDLMAO

HAY GUIZ, IF YOU TURN MUK'S NAME AROUND, U GET KUM.

LOLOLOLOXDLMAOROFL


http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/9026/shinygoldx18.png
...Well then, Muk is rather powerful.

...alright! Numnums, it's time for your sorry ass to do work!


http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/6971/shinygoldx19.png
oh for god sakes.

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/8314/shinygoldx20.png
Dizzit has to do all the work around here, doesn't he?

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7724/shinygoldx21.png
Cute? Wtf is up with some of these people?


http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/982/shinygoldx22.png
Oh dear. I can't imagine what the Team Rocket initiation is like...

http://disney-clipart.com/winnie-the-pooh/Tigger/Tigger-scared.jpg


http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/92/shinygoldx23a.png
The initiation probably scared you to death. It's understandable.

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/9800/shinygoldx24.png
You, my friend, have a serious problem.

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/3596/shinygoldx25.png
Quack gets to be the first member of my team to reach level 40, because he is one badass son-of-a-b.


http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/2821/shinygoldx26z.png
...<_< These grunts are giving me some problems

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/7021/shinygoldx27.png
What an idiot.

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/967/shinygoldx28.png
God damn it Flatulence. When are you gonna evolve into a Gengar?

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/8557/shinygoldx29.png
LOLOLOLOL HE SAID DUTIES

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/4006/shinygoldx30.png
Screw you Cacturne.

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/5904/shinygoldx31.png
OMG PLOT TWIST

http://tragicaddiction.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/princess.png?w=256&h=224


http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/5884/shinygoldx32.png
Holy jesus you guys are absolutely brilliant.

SHOW ME YOUR WAYS.

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/8325/shinygoldx33.png
Well, yes, that's apparently been my goal the entire time so far.

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/8800/shinygoldx34.png
...Wait.

So, Team Rocket, the team you are currently working for, has a chance to, like, rule all of Johto, but you're going to give me information that could potentially ruin your chances of doing this and all I have to do is beat you in a Pokemon battle?

Yeah, that's logical.

http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/8784/shinygoldx35.png
http://www.foxboroblog.com/images/stories/funny/idiot.jpg


http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1107/shinygoldx36.png
lol @ stashed


http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/3990/shinygoldx37.png
Not only did you tell me where the director is, but you even gave me the key I need to go get him.

*faceexplosive*

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/7899/shinygoldx38.png
<_<


http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6417/shinygoldx39.png
...oh f***


http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/5972/shinygoldx40.png
Wait, what?

._.

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/6105/shinygoldx41.png
Dude, you haven't done a single thing. I've done all the work. Now go screw yourself.


http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/4031/shinygoldx42.png
....<_<


http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/8558/shinygoldx43w.png
We'll see about that.

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/2522/shinygoldx44.png
Oh, good! So does that mean you have a good credit score?

http://www.freecreditreport.com/

Check that place out, I heard it's like the best of the best when it comes to credit scores!


http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/7357/shinygoldx45.png
dun dun dun

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/3976/shinygoldx46.png
._.

The fact that I'm still underleveled is simply baffling.

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2213/shinygoldx47.png
^_^

http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/541/shinygoldx48.png
._.

http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/161/shinygoldx49.png
^_^

http://img805.imageshack.us/img805/3815/shinygoldx50.png
oh **** it's skarmory

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/7223/shinygoldx51.png
Bastard.

http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/8381/shinygoldx52.png
That's right, *****.

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/8117/shinygoldx53.png
TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/2700/shinygoldx54y.png
His last Pokemon...

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/2987/shinygoldx55.png
Ha. Nub.

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/8591/shinygoldx56.png
Because you suck. Obviously.

The level of idiocy in this update is like, through the roof.

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/3033/shinygoldx57i.png
<_< Well, first of all, Sableye and Meganium blow, so you're very incorrect in that statement.


http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/4813/shinygoldx58.png
You have to feed them and have sex with them daily. Otherwise, they get angry and don't perform to their maximum potential.


http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/1939/shinygoldx59.png
AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS!!

...wait, what?


http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/7118/shinygoldx60.png
AND RIGHTEOUSNESS!!

..seriously, get on with it, Douche.


http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/357/shinygoldx61.png
You also lack a decent hairstyle. I suggest a strawberry blonde :3

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/7779/shinygoldx62.png
No. You REALLY need to just quit to prevent further embarrassment.


http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/5853/shinygoldx63.png
<_< right then.

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/6926/shinygoldx64.png
Well, thank god he's gone. We'll finish up Team Sucket in the next episode. Peace nubs.

dragoniteuser July 27th, 2010 12:31 AM

VERY funny, and it better be cause you took your time, but I guess that's OK!
Keep up the good work.
For more pwning may I suggest you to catch schyther in bug catching contest and use moon stone on it!

dead-man-walking July 27th, 2010 2:42 AM

Wait, what? You used ._.?

D:

On-Topic:
LAWL

Wait. Gatorade take no damage from Nidoking.
HOLLEH CRAP HOOTS

pkmntrainerpaul July 27th, 2010 10:48 PM

Most fantastic LP I've ever seen!

professional July 28th, 2010 12:02 AM

a Really funny LP !!!
can't wait for next one

Cheesymitten July 30th, 2010 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xephyr (Post 5823881)
HUZZAH! CROCONAW!

Oh wait. Totodile evolves at level 18. Damn it >_>

Well hello there new siggy =D

Great stuff mate, keep it up, we all love you for actually doing something ORIGINAL and using your own method than actually being sophisticated and not doing all that stuff without the offensive language :D

I hope to see more from you, it's nice to laugh once in a while.

And yes this is the funniest thing I've found, because I spent 5 minutes trying to keep a straight face.

Well done =D

raidenx2008 August 3rd, 2010 4:03 AM

It is so.......FUNNY!!!! Ha~HA~HA~~~~ With some swear is not bad^^

I await for the next episode!!!!!

Xephyr August 10th, 2010 1:43 PM

lawl. Thanks for the praise people, it's definitely motivating me to find more time to work on this.

Unfortunately, school starts Thursday, and that combined with my sports and my band and my friends...this here LP won't be getting a whole lot of updates. I'm seriously sorry. I'm working on it as much as I can.

Diho August 11th, 2010 2:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xephyr (Post 6057083)
Unfortunately, school starts Thursday, and that combined with my sports and my band and my friends...this here LP won't be getting a whole lot of updates. I'm seriously sorry. I'm working on it as much as I can.

Yeah, I know how hard it is to actually háve a life.
Though, I like your humor, it doesn't need weekly updates, just whenever you have time, share it.

Btw, your best:

Yeah, but that's what she said.

Xephyr August 14th, 2010 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Team Fail (Post 6060884)
I lol'd when you had the link to the credit report site.

IN OTHER NEWS... Silver claims he'll repay his debts...
NEXT: go to freecreditreport.com and discover your credit rating today!

lawl. Yeah, I thought that one was pretty good.

In other news: All the screenshots have been taken for the next episode.

And to get everyone excited for it, I'm gonna let you all in on a little secret...

Spoiler:

New team member.

That means, someone has to go.

And the team member that's leaving is an old favorite.

[/plot twist]

altariaking August 14th, 2010 12:52 PM

Cya Gatorade lol.
It...is Gatorade....right?
Or Bromar.
Or....Dizzit? Don't take away Dizzit D:
I can't believe it!

Diho August 14th, 2010 1:00 PM

Taking away Bromar is so sad it will destroy all the humor.
It's our Bro man.
No srsly now, looking forward to your up.

Esp1222 August 14th, 2010 2:41 PM

This LP is almost as good as Yuoaman's LP. The only reason it's ALMOST as good is 'cause of profanity. It's still funny, but there are 10 year olds on PC.

BlooDy_MuloS!! August 14th, 2010 4:38 PM

when is the next update if played so far and i loved it:D

dead-man-walking August 14th, 2010 8:46 PM

I'm guessing Bromar or Dizzit, right? ):

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark Sceptile (Post 6071000)
This LP is almost as good as Yuoaman's LP. The only reason it's ALMOST as good is 'cause of profanity. It's still funny, but there are 10 year olds on PC.

They are not wanted

Yuoaman August 14th, 2010 9:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark Sceptile (Post 6071000)
This LP is almost as good as Yuoaman's LP. The only reason it's ALMOST as good is 'cause of profanity. It's still funny, but there are 10 year olds on PC.

I use quite a bit of profanity in my LP actually... In fact I mentioned that I was riding a mother****ing dragon in the last update...

Xephyr August 15th, 2010 6:21 PM

...Well, guys, I spent about an hour typing the next episode, and was almost done, when a lovely accidental backspace at the wrong time along with Internet Explorer 8 (oh, how I despise you, Microsoft), erased the the entire post I had written. The situation concluded with me screaming and frustration and punching a wall.

So basically, because of that delightful situation, my wonderful fans will have to, unfortunately, wait even longer to read the next episode. My bad. Perhaps I will have my backspace key removed.

Anyhow, when I said "long time favorite", I meant the Pokemon being removed is one that's been along the ride since relatively early and has never been replaced.

In other words, either Gatorade, Bromar, or Dizzit will be removed.

The Pokemon that gets to come in instead? Heh, you'll just have to wait and see.

This has been Xephyr with your daily update. Tune in next week for...well, nothing probably.

dead-man-walking August 15th, 2010 11:54 PM

There's always Notepad for your problem. :P
But still D:

yufang August 16th, 2010 1:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xephyr (Post 6074939)
...Well, guys, I spent about an hour typing the next episode, and was almost done, when a lovely accidental backspace at the wrong time along with Internet Explorer 8 (oh, how I despise you, Microsoft), erased the the entire post I had written. The situation concluded with me screaming and frustration and punching a wall.

So basically, because of that delightful situation, my wonderful fans will have to, unfortunately, wait even longer to read the next episode. My bad. Perhaps I will have my backspace key removed.

NO, WHY! WHY, GOD WHY!:'(
IT ISN'T FAIR...

Esp1222 August 17th, 2010 2:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yuoaman (Post 6072112)
I use quite a bit of profanity in my LP actually... In fact I mentioned that I was riding a mother****ing dragon in the last update...


Yes, but it's censored. And some people don't censor as often...

dragoniteuser August 18th, 2010 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yufang (Post 6075764)
NO, WHY! WHY, GOD WHY!:'(
IT ISN'T FAIR...

Dude, chill!
Xephyr will post his update when he does, so... wait! Nowing Xephyr's LP Shiny Gold episodes, it will be whorth the waiting!

Xephyr August 18th, 2010 4:11 PM

Oh, look! I had some free time on my hands!


Episode 16: Of Mice and Douches; Part 2: Epic Loads and Whatnot
(inb4wtflongepisodetitleftl)
Spoiler:

before I begin, I'd like to let everyone know that there is exactly 69 screenshots in this episode.

LOLOLOLOLROFLROFLROFLROFLXDXDXDXDXDXDKNAIIALMoAOoOoO

Anyway.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7346/shinygoldx01.png
I don't care if you're homosexual.

So there.

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/2052/shinygoldx02.png
Yeah, I generally like to think I'm in top 5 or so coolest people on the planet.

In fact, the top 5 goes like this:

1. Bromar
2. Billy Murray
3. Broar
4. Me
5. Bill Murray's genitals

So yeah. That's about right.


http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/3875/shinygoldx03.png
I sense a lame switch-flipping puzzle in my future.

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Well, usually I spend my time turning on women, not machines.

...Meh, there's a first time for everything, I suppose.

http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/1829/shinygoldx05.png
WHOAWTFBBQ THERE WAS A DOOR THERE A SECOND AGO

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/1874/shinygoldx06.png
If Pokemon was cool, I would totally make Bromar burn this door down. But NOOOO I have to go push switches in some undisclosed order <_<


http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/8634/shinygoldx07.png
Mind = blown


http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/1501/shinygoldx08.png
If I put my mind to it, anything is possible!

...Except flight. And spontaneous combustion. Man, now I'm depressed v_v


http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/4568/shinygoldx09.png
...damn it.

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/9333/shinygoldx10s.png
...damn it.

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/3250/shinygoldx11.png
...<_<

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/5420/shinygoldx12.png
Hmm? Perhaps you are referring to:

http://worldsstrongestlibrarian.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Over-the-Top.jpg

This delightful, family friendly, completely story driven Sylvester Stallone film that nobody has ever heard of?

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/6173/shinygoldx13i.png
................................................

(foreshadowing, anyone?)

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/6219/shinygoldx14.png
OMG ORGASM



http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/9105/shinygoldx15.png
I'm assuming this is for emergencies.

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/1459/shinygoldx16.png
Fork over your forks!

Wait, what? Man, I'm really off my game today ._.

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/6078/shinygoldx17.png
aSDFASDFASKFasdfjsldfjskld!3221111!11!11111onezeroelevensixty-nine

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/9026/shinygoldx18.png
...Okay Sandslash, you're learning one of the worst moves ever at level 42.

What kind of sick individual designed your level-up learnset?


http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/6971/shinygoldx19.png
Knowing Team Rocket, I'm sure you have some weird dominatrix stuff up your sleeve or something.

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8314/shinygoldx20.png
Oh, and here I thought I was finally gonna be able to progress without some idiot grunts getting in my way.

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/7724/shinygoldx21.png
LOLOLOLOLOLOLLXDXDXDXROFLMAOLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLXDXDXD

(if you don't get the joke, it's like the Shiftry got a boner)

(yes, I realize probably 99.9% of you will get the joke)

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/982/shinygoldx22.png
Whoa. You just got approximately 1.34 times more epic, Nummers.

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8217/shinygoldx23.png
Oh god. Please don't tell me that's who I think it is...

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/9800/shinygoldx24.png
Oh god damn it.

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/3596/shinygoldx25.png
Ouch. That was a pretty vicious burn.

http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/1394/shinygoldx26.png
He's at a loss for words.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/3982/shinygoldx27h.png
Is anybody surprised?

I didn't think so.

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/967/shinygoldx28.png
What the hell. Why are they at such horrendously low levels?!

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/8557/shinygoldx29.png
Oh for god sakes.

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/4006/shinygoldx30.png
lalalala

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/5904/shinygoldx31.png
So, in other words, you guys are creepy stalkers?

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/5884/shinygoldx32.png
FOR WHAT PURPOSE ARE YOU LAUGHING IN SUCH AN UNORTHODOX MANNER?!?!?!

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/8325/shinygoldx33.png
It's not like rescuing you has been my entire goal for the past seven and a half episodes (approximation).

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/8800/shinygoldx34.png
What?! You mean there's still more to do?!

Would I be letting a lot of people down if I comitted suicide right now?


http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9444/shinygoldx35s.png
Screw it.

*kills self*


http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/1107/shinygoldx36.png
OH, HEAVEN FORBID! IT'S NOT LIKE EVERY TRAINER IN THE UNIVERSE FORCES POKEMON TO BATTLE EACH OTHER. WHAT'S MORE CONTROLLING THAN THAT?

Oh, sorry, my caps lock was on. My bad everybody.

http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/3990/shinygoldx37.png
Sigh. More battling to do.

http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/7899/shinygoldx38.png
If I say no, do I have to battle you?


...Oh, who am I kidding? Yes.

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/6417/shinygoldx39.png
Because you're a SKANKY ***** with RED TEXT and a LOOSE VAGI-

Oh wait, people were giving me **** about censorship. Better leave that one out.

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/5972/shinygoldx40.png
I'm known as HORSED1CK. Nice to meet you.

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/6105/shinygoldx41.png
Ohhh, he's dressed fancy. He must be better than everyone else.

http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/4031/shinygoldx42.png
ASKFDJASKDFJASKLFAJSDF

http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/1295/shinygoldx43.png
Never mind, Bromar is just way too good for you.

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/2522/shinygoldx44.png
Ewwww redheads.

http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/7357/shinygoldx45.png
<_<

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/3976/shinygoldx46.png
It's been extremely tedious, but yes.

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2213/shinygoldx47.png
Yeah, I like to consider myself as one of the top 5 trainers in the world.

Actually, the list goes like this:

1. Bill Murray
2. My hair
3. Me
4. Bill Murray's genitals
5. Bill Murray's genitals when covered in sawdust

You may be asking, "what is that sawdust even doing?"

It adds, alright? It adds.

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8825/shinygoldx48a.png
What exactly is he training for? Amateur porn? I mean, I guess Giovanni is pretty dang manly. I mean, just check out this insanely man-powered picture montage:

http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/131030-other-worlds-than-these-pok-mon/GIOVANNI-620x.jpg

The manliest part is the part where he's boxing a Chansey. I mean, seriously, that base 5 attack and defense must make it a pretty formidable opponent.


http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/161/shinygoldx49.png
I've interfered with your plans like three times before. Why is anything different this time?

http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/3815/shinygoldx50.png
Well, I'm assuming this is the "last boss" of the rockets.

I doubt I'll have any trouble.


http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/7223/shinygoldx51.png
Yeah.

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/8381/shinygoldx52.png
I'm still not even sure what your "dream" was.

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/8117/shinygoldx53.png
Thank.

God.

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/885/shinygoldx54.png
...>_>

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/2987/shinygoldx55.png
Don't I get some sort of shiny medal? Or like, a couple million in cash?

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4122/shinygoldx56q.png
Oh. Awesome. Instead I get a f****** colorful WING.


Well, time to go own Carlos.

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/2739/shinygoldx57.png
WTF? That bastard! He knows I'm better than him now so he ran away!

Oh well. Into the ice caves!!




http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/1512/shinygoldx58b.png

MANLY MANLINESS:

http://th08.deviantart.net/fs51/300W/f/2009/302/4/5/Manly_Farfetch__d_by_JerkDouglas.jpg

CHECK THAT **** OUT.

Wait, that's a Farfetch'd, isn't it? Damn it, Google image search. You've failed me again.

http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/1939/shinygoldx59.png
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http://www.romanticjoys.com/love_clipart/love_clipart_03.gif
TAKE, O take those lips away
That so sweetly were forsworn,
And those eyes, the break of day,
Lights that do mislead the morn:
But my kisses bring again,
Bring again—
Seals of love, but seal’d in vain,
Seal’d in vain!


And as blood quickly rushed to my nether regions,
I knew I must capture this blessed creature



http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/7118/shinygoldx60.png
And thus, our hearts forever entertwined.


http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/357/shinygoldx61.png

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/7779/shinygoldx62.png

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/5853/shinygoldx63.png

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/6926/shinygoldx64.png

So long, Dizzit. It's been a fun ride...


Oh, you might be wondering what I named her.

http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/8428/shinygoldx66.png

...what? It stands for BADASS INCENDIARY GRENADES LEAPING OVER ARID DESERTS

If you were thinking something else, you clearly have a perverted mind.

Oh yeah, by the way:

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/4889/shinygoldx67.png

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/3489/shinygoldx68.png

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/428/shinygoldx69.png

Hell yes.

altariaking August 18th, 2010 5:48 PM

Lol @BIG.LOAD
Cry @Dizzit

BIG.LOAD is like the unholy bear of shiny gold.

dragoniteuser August 24th, 2010 12:09 PM

Yet another extremly funny episode!
You should update your siggy xephyr...
Anyway you have yet to dissapoint us with your episodes! ;)

dead-man-walking September 1st, 2010 4:00 AM

BIG.LOAD

I can't even comprehend how long does it take for you to make that abbreviation, lol. xD

piotr_mil September 3rd, 2010 6:11 AM

Very good :0 I like the commentaries, like the one with Mario :) Looking forward for next episode!

astar_01 September 8th, 2010 8:38 AM

I love this Let's Play as you can tell some time has actually been put into it.
The jokes are good, funny and smart. (that's important).
Keep up the updates, can't wait.

dragoniteuser September 8th, 2010 1:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astar_01 (Post 6138281)
I love this Let's Play as you can tell some time has actually been put into it.
The jokes are good, funny and smart. (that's important).
Keep up the updates, can't wait.

Nuff said!
Now I think we're up for a next episode! :)

Disrupter September 17th, 2010 12:02 PM

This is my inspiration, I'll be making my LP. I lol alot reading this. ;D

Yuoaman September 17th, 2010 3:13 PM

I wonder how I missed that update... Must have been those dastardly musical chairs. I'm glad I finally got to read it though, fantastic work Xephyr, now you'd better get another update up quick or I might die of humor deprivation, it has happened before.

anthony12306 September 19th, 2010 7:17 AM

Awesome
 
Dude, you're awesome, this and Yuoaman's Quartz LP are the reason that I am going to make my own. Keep doing what you do, can't wait for next update.

Kenpokid September 20th, 2010 4:06 PM

Quote:

This isn't going to end well. I'm betting my left shoe on it.

That was an awful pun. Burn at the stake!

Xephyr September 21st, 2010 5:14 PM

Hola, amigos!

I started getting screenshots of the next episode. I don't think it's gonna be particularly exciting...it's mostly gonna be me struggling to beat Claire (lolz).

But anyway, there's only gonna be a few more episodes, folks. I'll beat Claire in the next episode, Victory Road it up in the one after that, then separate the Elite Four into a couple episodes. Then the Shiny Gold X LP will be...gasp...completed. *_*

BUT HAVE NO FEAR. I already have a couple episodes worth of screenshots of a sequel LP through another Pokemon game that I'll do right after Shiny Gold X. So even though it takes me forever to update, there WILL be updates, everyone. Patience is a virtue.

Peace,
Xephyr.

yufang September 22nd, 2010 2:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xephyr (Post 6173170)
Hola, amigos!

I started getting screenshots of the next episode. I don't think it's gonna be particularly exciting...it's mostly gonna be me struggling to beat Claire (lolz).

But anyway, there's only gonna be a few more episodes, folks. I'll beat Claire in the next episode, Victory Road it up in the one after that, then separate the Elite Four into a couple episodes. Then the Shiny Gold X LP will be...gasp...completed. *_*

BUT HAVE NO FEAR. I already have a couple episodes worth of screenshots of a sequel LP through another Pokemon game that I'll do right after Shiny Gold X. So even though it takes me forever to update, there WILL be updates, everyone. Patience is a virtue.

Peace,
Xephyr.

HALLELUJAH!

:D

Kenpokid September 29th, 2010 1:37 PM

Quote:

I'm starting to really wonder about your sexual preferences, Gatorade.

If there's Latias in this... And she knows Attract...
Blah, that'd actually kinda make sense.

Anyway, this is an AWESOME LP! Also, can you PM me the IPS? Sorry for asking, but I wanna try monotyping with Water, since I've completed HeartGold and want a challenge xD

yufang October 29th, 2010 1:38 AM

It has been a FULL MONTH!
When is Xephr going to post another update?

GaXeL October 31st, 2010 5:57 PM

That made me lol good...
Too short tho

RobotUnicorn November 1st, 2010 9:13 AM

LOL this is so funny! Keep up the great work!
http://www.myfacewhen.com/images/98.jpg

Xephyr November 12th, 2010 2:31 PM

..C-COULD IT BE?!

A NEW [email protected]%#@$6435?

Episode 17: The Disappointingly Short Episode That Is Essentially Xephyr Making The Fans Happy And Letting Everyone Know That He Is Still Alive
Spoiler:

Soooooo.

I haven't played this game in quite a long time.

Where was I again?

http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/7346/shinygoldx01.png
Either way, I don't want to be sexually violated by Zubats, so let's use one of these.

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/2052/shinygoldx02.png
*gasp*

It appears I've discovered some sort of secret in the game!

Now if you go back to your hometown, talk to Professor Elm 74 times, immediately pause the game, save, turn off the game before saving, turn it back on, go to your box and withdraw a Krabby, go back to the same spot in the ice cave, find this message again, go back to Professor Elm 42 more times, then go to Violet City and talk to Falkner, he will give a level 9,001 MissingNo.

http://forum.ntreev.net/trickster/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Discussions.Components.Files/43/3666.9000cat.jpg

(lol, cat)


http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/9880/shinygoldx03o.png
VITAMINZ and MINERULZ

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/6285/shinygoldx04.png
FREEDOOOOM!

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/1829/shinygoldx05.png
Wow, you're standing right in front of the exit of the Ice Path waiting for random strangers to come out?!

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/1874/shinygoldx06.png
Well, I am.

Now shut the hell up.

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/8634/shinygoldx07.png
Well, I guess...I'll fight some trainers or somethin'.

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/1501/shinygoldx08.png
BIG.LOAD doing what she does best:



http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/3456/shinygoldx09c.png
Switching out and letting Quack do all the work.

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/3324/shinygoldx10.png
OH MY GAAAWD IT'S SO FRUCKING CUTE!

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/3250/shinygoldx11.png
BIG.LOAD has other things in mind for you.

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/5420/shinygoldx12.png
RAPE, PILLAGE, and PLUNDER

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/4773/shinygoldx13.png
To my Flatulence (joke's getting old)

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/6219/shinygoldx14.png
Why am I so f****** awesome?

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/9105/shinygoldx15.png
It's because BIG.LOAD is so freaking HARDCORE and she never cries for real.

http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/1459/shinygoldx16.png
As hilarious as having Lick on her moveset was, I do need to actually beat this game eventually...

http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/6078/shinygoldx17.png
Well, I guess I'm gonna give this a go.

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/9026/shinygoldx18.png
I'm not surprised. I'm sure she's heard about how wickedly powerful I am.

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/6971/shinygoldx19.png
Not unless they used the cheat I discovered to get the lv. 9,001 MissingNo.

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/8314/shinygoldx20.png
Why are the graphics in this place so hideous?

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/7724/shinygoldx21.png
http://www.suta-raito.com/images2/Jynx.gif


http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/982/shinygoldx22.png
End of argument.

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/92/shinygoldx23a.png
pffffft


http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/9800/shinygoldx24.png
Hmm.

http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/3596/shinygoldx25.png
That's how we do, BL.

http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/1394/shinygoldx26.png
RAPE, PILLAGE, PLUNDER

http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/7021/shinygoldx27.png
Disgusted?

Harsh word choice, don't you think?

http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/967/shinygoldx28.png
Oh, cool. Rock smash...

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8557/shinygoldx29.png
...f*** me in the a** with a 12-inch dildo.

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/4006/shinygoldx30.png


http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/5904/shinygoldx31.png
YES. LIKE THREE MONTHS AGO.

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/5884/shinygoldx32.png
*punches guy*

You should've given it to me a LOOONG time ago.

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/8325/shinygoldx33.png
Can I use it on your testicles?

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/8800/shinygoldx34.png
Oh hells yes.

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/8784/shinygoldx35.png
OH GOD WHERE DID QUACK GO?

...anyway,

http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/1107/shinygoldx36.png
My policy is to RAPE, PILLAGE, and PLUNDER!



Hope everyone enjoys this episode.

In other news regarding my life, my band finished recording an album! We've been getting some attention around my school and around where I live. It's pretty sweet. If you wanna check it out, click the link in my sig, nig.

Kenpokid November 12th, 2010 9:01 PM

Yay, you're alive!
Also, enjoyable episode.
RAPE, PILLAGE, PLUNDER.

yufang November 18th, 2010 12:52 AM

A FULL MONTH!and a half...
http://phandroid.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/im_back.jpg
That's right. He's back!

560cool. November 18th, 2010 12:00 PM

Damn Cornians kidnapped you. The you started practicing in the prison and got an album out. YAY !

Quote:

Can I use it on your testicles?
Still laughing. (:
Also, I have a Lv. 9,001 MisingNo. It's form Red and Blue, cuz olc rux and everything new sux bbys.

Xephyr May 5th, 2011 3:33 PM

caniliekrevivethisthreadpl0x?

Episode ?: The Episode Where I Revisit the Shiny Gold X Let's Play And Beat Clair Through Enormous Amounts of Awesome Flatulence
Spoiler:


http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/7346/shinygoldx01.png
Um, okay. I don't even think I remember the controls anymore. WASD?

http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/2052/shinygoldx02.png
You know, who the hell put these here, and where does that guy get off?

You know, it really grinds my gears when random men just go and set boulders in a house full of Pokemon trainers in an attempt to hinder the Pokemon trainer. What's the point? What does he gain from this? Is he trying to advertise against Pokemon battles in a building that advocates Pokemon battles? What is the goal here? And now we have nothing we can do except force our Pokemon into unfair labor, which probably defies some of the labor laws in place in today's constitution, by making them move these boulders, which is probably very taxing and is definitely very cruel.

[/pointlessrant]


http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/3875/shinygoldx03.png
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/9/92/Spr_2g_126.png
Manliness incarnate.

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/6285/shinygoldx04.png
Oh for the love of GOD this sucks.

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/1829/shinygoldx05.png
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_t_xlGGymR7U/TBKBpKkFyqI/AAAAAAAAFbc/vwcX9nk3_8Y/s1600/THIS+IS+SERIOUS+BUSINESS.jpg

http://img802.imageshack.us/img802/1874/shinygoldx06.png
Hmm, I wonder what a really fast ice type can do against this slow, frail dragon type?

http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/8634/shinygoldx07.png
That. That is what really fast ice types do against slow, frail dragon types.

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/1501/shinygoldx08.png
<.< Healing required. (little did I know I'd have to redo the boulder puzzle >_>)

http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/4568/shinygoldx09.png
No, you are the world's best sucker of ****. Are you the one that put the boulders in here? Christ.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/3324/shinygoldx10.png
Then why aren't you a member of this Elite Four, miss boulder pants?

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/3250/shinygoldx11.png
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

So, do you listen to A-ha?

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/5420/shinygoldx12.png
The sexual innuendos present right now are both alarming and amusing.

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/4773/shinygoldx13.png
You know, it's times like these that make me fear for my life. Let's raise my spirits with this cool picture of a kangaroo:

http://www.crystalinks.com/kangaroo.jpg

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/6219/shinygoldx14.png
Haven't I killed like 11 of you already? You're old news.

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/9105/shinygoldx15.png
Rape, Pillage, Plunder!

http://img863.imageshack.us/img863/1459/shinygoldx16.png
Hey, that thing kinda looks like a kangaroo if you turn your head a little bit and close one eye and look through a kaleidoscope.

http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/6078/shinygoldx17.png
Well that's not exactly what I wanted to happen. Curse you, Floating Kangaroo!

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/9026/shinygoldx18.png
Here it comes.


http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/6971/shinygoldx19.png
http://th03.deviantart.net/fs51/300W/f/2009/294/6/f/Pokemon_T__Tropius_TF_by_Banana_of_Doom2000.jpg

^I'm not sure what the **** that is. I'm going with it.

http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/8314/shinygoldx20.png
Floating Kangaroos = ******s

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/7724/shinygoldx21.png
That's what I'm talking about. After all, I'm fairly sure alligators > kangaroos in the wild, right?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51RKMB9ZVJL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
Unless it's him. You don't mess with that son of a *****.

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/982/shinygoldx22.png
Blasphemy! This isn't going well at all.

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/8217/shinygoldx23.png
http://www.c4life.com/media/ecom/cat/self-hypnosis1.jpg

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9800/shinygoldx24.png
That's how my ass-gas rolls, *****.

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/3596/shinygoldx25.png
Anything with king in its name HAS to be badass.

http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/484553-SwampertLover/553/47/pokedex_230_kingdra_fr_by_pokemon_fr_display.jpg

^ case in points. I'm screwed.

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/1394/shinygoldx26.png
Dang it. I hate it when Hypnosis misses.

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/7021/shinygoldx27.png
Let's try this again, cause I don't have a chance at beating that thing with anyone else.

http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/3320/yes1.png
That's better.


*approximately twenty turns of eating dreams and stuff with the Kingdra using Rest a lot later...*



http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/6808/yes2.png
http://www.stonerforums.com/lounge/attachments/general-discussion/7608d1233461694-todays-hippie-flame-you-lose-i_win.jpg

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/3650/yes3r.png
http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/naruto-butter-believe-it.jpg

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/8169/yes4.png
Are you joking, ho? You must be trippin' on LSD or somethin'


http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4323/yes5.png
What is this, the Karate Kid? Why am I going into mysterious "dragon dojos"

http://babyboomertalkonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/baby-boomer-ralph-macchio.jpg
We all know how those karate kids turn out...

http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/1988/yes6.png
DRAGON FANG? OH GOD...what's a Dragon Fang?

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/7453/yes7.png
For the love of god, this LP will NEVER see its end.

P.S.

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/6944/ineedrevives.png

Yuoaman May 6th, 2011 6:37 PM

W-why did that Tropius have hair...?

And hands... D:

Yuoaman May 6th, 2011 6:38 PM

W-why did that Tropius have hair...?

And hands... D:

Xephyr May 6th, 2011 8:20 PM

Haha are you disturbed? Cause I was too D:

Kenpokid May 11th, 2011 9:19 PM

XEPHYR! Good to see you back!
Also, Yuomaoun or however it's spelt (It's A Mystery), doublepost much? ;D

Xephyr June 14th, 2011 11:23 AM

Hey everyone! Just stopping by to let you all know that the pictures for the next episode have been taken. Now it's just a matter of me being inspired enough to upload them all and write the next episode haha

Tyranee June 15th, 2011 10:25 AM

I love your guide man, the pictures make it so entertaining. Granted I'm sure you must have started this before HG/SS came out (and since they're out it prevents me from having the patience to play the game myself), but to continue even after and still have a humongous fanbase, you are awesome.

Xephyr June 22nd, 2011 8:16 AM

Thanks Tyranee!

It's time for the next episode, everyone! A lot of stuff happens in this episode with not-so-many pictures (I kind of rushed through here).

So, without further delay, here's Episode 18!

Episode 18: The Fag 4 - Part 1
Spoiler:


After the mindless **** involving Dragon Dens and the like (which I didn't take any screens of, sorry :( ), I decide its time to get some real **** done. And by that, I mean going to the elite four...

http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/7346/shinygoldx01.png
Shut the hell up, lady. Anyway, it's time for some BATTLES AND STUFF

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2052/shinygoldx02.png


http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/3875/shinygoldx03.png
What the hell am I even supposed to talk about here anymore? You guys all know the drill.

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/3875/shinygoldx03.png
Random houses in the middle of nowhere? Why did I even take a screen of this?

I'm losing my touch, guys D:

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/1829/shinygoldx05.png
Not exactly sure why I took a screen of this either, so I'm going to distract you all from how not-funny this is by posting a cool looking picture of raccoons:

http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2278171.jpg


http://img813.imageshack.us/img813/1874/shinygoldx06.png
She's secretly just trying to get me to stay so she can get in my pants.

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8634/shinygoldx07.png
Depends on what you need help with.

http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/1501/shinygoldx08.png
Evil Pikachus

http://th01.deviantart.net/fs51/300W/i/2009/261/0/6/Evil_pikachu_by_Jutchy.jpg
^nuff said

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/4568/shinygoldx09.png
You *****! This is trickery! Deceit! Murder!!! Well, actually, there's no murder here. Irrelevant.

http://img862.imageshack.us/img862/3324/shinygoldx10.png
Oh you dirty little ****. Do I have to battle or something now? Good god.

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/3250/shinygoldx11.png
YOU SKANK

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/5420/shinygoldx12.png
It's not that funny calm down god damn

http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/4773/shinygoldx13.png
Not if I kill your ass first

http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/6219/shinygoldx14.png
What are you talking about?! You just stole my badges!

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/9105/shinygoldx15.png
Actually, all I do is win. Kinda like this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGXzlRoNtHU

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1459/shinygoldx16.png
Yes. Hand to hand combat.

http://img861.imageshack.us/img861/6078/shinygoldx17.png
Next person that calls me a kid gets killed. Swear to god.

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9026/shinygoldx18.png
Oh...you wanted a Pokemon battle. Well this is lame. I'll win this too though.

http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/6971/shinygoldx19.png
ohlol

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/8314/shinygoldx20.png
Well that was rather painless.

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/7724/shinygoldx21.png
I just creamed you with my BIG.LOAD

;)

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/982/shinygoldx22.png
I hate people that have a common name but have it spelled differently.

Even though my name irl is Bryan.

So I shouldn't be talking.

*runs away*

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/8217/shinygoldx23.png
What a dumbass. Moving on.

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/9800/shinygoldx24.png
pahahahahahahahaha

hahaha
haha
ha
hahahaha
ha
haha
hahahahahahahahah
ahahahah
ha

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/3596/shinygoldx25.png
Damn straight. No more obstacles, it's just me and the Elite Four now. Time to do th-

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/1394/shinygoldx26.png
Are you serious right now? A big ass CAVE? Why is Johto such a cruel place to me?

http://img847.imageshack.us/img847/7021/shinygoldx27.png
Grass? In the big ass cave? What the hell?

http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/967/shinygoldx28.png
Spoiler alert: I'm using Parasect in the sequel to this LP.

Therefore, love<3

http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/8557/shinygoldx29.png
Bears. I love bears.

Especially pedobear.

Actually, I never understood that meme.

Nor will I ever.

:bandit:

http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/4006/shinygoldx30.png
Oh god this just got SO hot.

I can just imagine Jynx flying through the air at her opponent.

Her perky little boobs flopping around.

She slams onto the enemy...preferably a Tangela cause I'm into tentacles.

And then they make love.

And pure joy and sexual ecstasy ensues.

I wish I could feel the utter sexual bliss that they would feel.

Because I never will.

No one ever will.

http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/5904/shinygoldx31.png
I'm...out?

http://img851.imageshack.us/img851/5884/shinygoldx32.png
REJOICE! I'M FINALLY ALMOST DONE WITH THIS!

So I looked up the levels of the trainers in the Elite Four and stuff. And they scared me.

So after ~1.5 hours of grinding, we arrive at my final team for the Shiny Gold X Let's Play. Here it is. Bask in its glory:

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/8325/shinygoldx33.png
It's time to do this.

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/8800/shinygoldx34.png
I would just like to take this time to thank everyone for inspiring me to do this.

Except Yuoaman, because he has a weird ass name.

http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/8784/shinygoldx35.png
Wow, you kind of look like a douche bag.

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/1107/shinygoldx36.png
Wow, he is definitely a fag.

Which is why I'm officially calling these people the Fag 4 now.

http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/3990/shinygoldx37.png
BIG.LOAD is doing some work.

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/7899/shinygoldx38.png
Come onnnn NumNums! Do something useful for once!

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/6417/shinygoldx39.png
Oh ****.

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5972/shinygoldx40.png
Once again, Tropius proves to be absolutely useless.

But I love him all the same <3

http://img804.imageshack.us/img804/6105/shinygoldx41.png
Flatulence, on the other hand, is still an absolute boss.

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/4031/shinygoldx42.png
Bromar doing work.

http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/1295/shinygoldx43.png
This is all going quite smoothly.

http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/2522/shinygoldx44.png
Yeah, we all know Quack has swagger.

http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/150/f/2011/131/d/e/sandslash_kigurumi_by_stuffedpanda_cosplay-d3g4rd4.jpg

Except for this weird cosplayer. I mean seriously.

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/7357/shinygoldx45.png
Oh. Well darn it.

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/3976/shinygoldx46.png
THAT. Is the question.

Now suck Bromar's ****, enemy Jynx!

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/2213/shinygoldx47.png
Bromar's orgasm was so explosive that it made the Jynx faint.

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/541/shinygoldx48.png
And now an epic picture to build dramatic tension for the next episode.


You thought there was going to be a huge gap in between episodes again, didn't you?

Well, you were wrong, bud, cause here's episode 19!

JUST ONE EPISODE LEFT

Episode 19: The Fag 4 - Part 2
Spoiler:



http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7346/shinygoldx01.png
Good lord, it's a guy surrounded by trees that are clearly not supposed to be mixing with these tilesets.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/2052/shinygoldx02.png
I thought ninjas were supposed to be cool.

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kynem5kzgP1qalbabo1_500.jpg

^like that. THAT is cool.

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3875/shinygoldx03.png
Sounds like you're gonna rape me...

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/6285/shinygoldx04.png
All three are possible prerequisites to rape...

http://img861.imageshack.us/img861/1829/shinygoldx05.png
Yep. Rape.

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/1874/shinygoldx06.png
God I hate Forretress. It thinks it's so cool setting up hazards and exploding and ****. Well you know what? You suck now, because Game Freak made Ferrothorn, and Ferrothorn is better than you will ever be.

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8634/shinygoldx07.png
This is one of those situations where living is preferred, Bromar.

http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/1501/shinygoldx08.png
lolk

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/4568/shinygoldx09.png
GO, BIG.LOAD! USE YOUR RIGHTEOUS ICE PUNCHES OF FREEDOM!

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/3324/shinygoldx10.png


http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/3250/shinygoldx11.png
The Venusaur freezes in sheer terror.

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1060/shinygoldx12ja.png
Oh god oh man oh jeez

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/4773/shinygoldx13.png
****. If I have to spend multiple painful hours trying to kill you, I'm gonna be SO pissed.

http://img851.imageshack.us/img851/6219/shinygoldx14.png
Oh you dirty skank.

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/9105/shinygoldx15.png
(as usual) Flatulence comes through!

Now, everyone, prepare for utter rage:

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1459/shinygoldx16.png
http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/6078/shinygoldx17.png
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/9026/shinygoldx18.png
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/6971/shinygoldx19.png
http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/8314/shinygoldx20.png
http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/7724/shinygoldx21.png
http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2011/05/MiddleFinger4.jpg

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/982/shinygoldx22.png
Luckily, NumNums has Magical Leaf and can, therefore, hit the bastard.

http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/8217/shinygoldx23.png
ohyouhavegottobekiddingme

http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/9800/shinygoldx24.png
Oh good god. NumNums is destined to fail in every aspect of life.

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/3596/shinygoldx25.png
:O

TROPIUS ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING!

*falls into coma*

http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/1394/shinygoldx26.png
This is a bad situation for you to be in, Muk.

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/7021/shinygoldx27.png
VICTORY!

http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/967/shinygoldx28.png
(insert obvious sex joke here)

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/8557/shinygoldx29.png
I am XEPHYR of the AWESOME ALLIANCE

http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/4006/shinygoldx30.png
Damn straight. I'm not afraid of anything. Kinda like the old lady in this timeless children's book classic:

http://i43.tower.com/images/mm100148262/little-old-lady-who-was-not-afraid-anything-linda-williams-hardcover-cover-art.jpg

http://img862.imageshack.us/img862/5904/shinygoldx31.png
I will what?

These Fag 4 members...I'm tellin' ya...

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/5884/shinygoldx32.png
Alright NumNums...this is your chance for redemption. You're my BEST ANSWER to fighting types. CAN YOU COME THROUGH?

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/3161/shinygoldx33m.png
http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/8800/shinygoldx34.png
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE! NUMNUMS ACTUALLY COMES THRO-

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/8784/shinygoldx35.png
Screw you, Tropius.

(after about 4 minutes of spamming hypnosis+dreameater)

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/1107/shinygoldx36.png
Well jeez, this has been a cakewalk so far.

...Not that I expected anything different.

http://img861.imageshack.us/img861/3990/shinygoldx37.png
You know, I'm contemplating making a joke about the lava, but Yuoaman already made a joke about that in his Quartz LP.

So it would seem like I'm copying him.

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/8306/shinygoldx38g.png
SIR YES SIR

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/6417/shinygoldx39.png
Wait, why is that amusing?

...How did you find out that I've experimented with men?!

...Oh, you didn't know that.

Well this is awkward.

(Disclaimer: I have never experimented with men in real life in any way, shape, or form. This statement is only to enhance the immature humor that is widely present in this LP.)

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/5972/shinygoldx40.png
I love WOMEN'S GENITALS (trying to make it straight in here again).

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7fkdS21tUmY/THvbS_aSa-I/AAAAAAAAB9c/5ZngffqlJJc/s1600/Jessica-Alba-pic-04.jpg

...Yup. It's officially straight in here again.

http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/6105/shinygoldx41.png
Okay, I swear, every member of the Fag 4 has extremely bizarre sexual innuendos present in their pre-battle comments.

Or maybe it's just me.

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/9640/shinygoldx42r.png
****. The wall of all walls. The sponges of all sponges. The stone of all stones.

..I'm running out of things to describe Umbreon as...

...

Let's look at Jessica Alba again.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7fkdS21tUmY/THvbS_aSa-I/AAAAAAAAB9c/5ZngffqlJJc/s1600/Jessica-Alba-pic-04.jpg

Yep. There we go.

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/1295/shinygoldx43.png
When in doubt, flinch hax. The golden rule of Pokemon.

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/2522/shinygoldx44.png
Youuuuu *****hhhhhh :'(

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7357/shinygoldx45.png
Hey, guys, do you smell that?

That's the smell of Bromar coming in to kick some ass.

http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/3976/shinygoldx46.png
Let me give you guys a simple mathematical formula here. Bromar

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/2213/shinygoldx47.png
Plus Flamethrower

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/541/shinygoldx48.png
Equals dead Shiftry.

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/161/shinygoldx49.png
Alright NumNums. Here's your second chance at redemption. CAN YOU DO IT?

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/3815/shinygoldx50.png
Oh god. Looks like he's failed once again :(

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/7223/shinygoldx51.png
What's this?! HE SURVIVED?!

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/4172/shinygoldx52l.png
This might just be the most epic picture of this entire LP.

Besides this one, of course:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7fkdS21tUmY/THvbS_aSa-I/AAAAAAAAB9c/5ZngffqlJJc/s1600/Jessica-Alba-pic-04.jpg

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8117/shinygoldx53.png
All I gotta do is kill this little black bird and I'm home free!

http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/885/shinygoldx54.png
Oh hells yes. I'm da winnar!

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/2987/shinygoldx55.png
That's right, you sick, exhibitionist, bondage-loving *****.

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/8591/shinygoldx56.png
Which is why I'm using Tropius.

To very little effect.

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/2739/shinygoldx57.png
Damn straight, woman.

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/4813/shinygoldx58.png
Oh god. One more episode folks. You could cut the tension with a knife.

http://www.biographycelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Jessica-Alba-hot.jpg

And that. that also cuts the tension.

Xephyr June 23rd, 2011 10:12 AM

THE FINAL EPISODE
 
It's the final episode, ladies and gentlemen.

It's been a fun ride. Let's see how it all turns out...



Episode 20: I'll See You in Hell, Carlos
Spoiler:



http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/5418/shinygoldx02w.png
Oh god. The suspense is killing me.

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/3875/shinygoldx03.png
Well, I am pretty badass, after all.

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/6285/shinygoldx04.png
:X

http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/1829/shinygoldx05.png
Is it possible to opt out now o.o

I'm scared.

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1874/shinygoldx06.png
HE EVEN LOOKS LIKE A BLACK, MYSTERIOUS SILHOUETTE!

http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/8634/shinygoldx07.png
Alligator versus lake monster.

:X

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1501/shinygoldx08.png
Is anybody really surprised by this? I mean really.

http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/4568/shinygoldx09.png
I doubt anybody is surprised by this either.

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/3324/shinygoldx10.png
I'm gonna cream you with my BIG.LOAD.

Okay, I've made that joke a few too many times...it's probably time to stop ._.

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/3250/shinygoldx11.png
ohgodohjeezohmanohhhhhhgod

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/5420/shinygoldx12.png
<_<

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/4773/shinygoldx13.png
Poor Gatorade D:

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/6219/shinygoldx14.png
<_< Flatulence never really dies.

http://img851.imageshack.us/img851/9105/shinygoldx15.png
Time for Gatorade to do work!

http://img857.imageshack.us/img857/1459/shinygoldx16.png
http://chooa.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/gatorade-logo-final.jpg

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/9026/shinygoldx18.png
http://chooa.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/gatorade-logo-final.jpg

http://img848.imageshack.us/img848/6971/shinygoldx19.png
http://chooa.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/gatorade-logo-final.jpg

http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/8314/shinygoldx20.png
Gatorade just BROUGHT OUT DA BROOMS!

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/7724/shinygoldx21.png
I WON ^_^

http://img863.imageshack.us/img863/982/shinygoldx22.png
I kind of feel like I'm god now.

http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/8217/shinygoldx23.png
Wait, who the hell are you?

BASK IN MY GLORY.

I AM GOD.

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/9800/shinygoldx24.png
YO WHAT UP OAK MAH BOI

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_akLHpeO7qyA/TAGLJj5mkrI/AAAAAAAABIY/KEXsjJaaB7M/s1600/1207466129440.jpg

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/3596/shinygoldx25.png
Yeah man. It's been a while.

Actually, I'm gonna be in your region whenever Xephyr makes the sequel to this LP. It's gonna be off the hook!

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1394/shinygoldx26.png
It's been more of a sexual conquest than anything.

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/7021/shinygoldx27.png
Love? Trust? I bounded and tortured them until they got good! What are you talking about?

http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/967/shinygoldx28.png
Aaaaand now the LP ends and I go on living a happily life.





...

just kidding, there's a plot twist, damn it.

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/8557/shinygoldx29.png
If this is that ******, lab-coat wearing douche bag....

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/4006/shinygoldx30.png
http://d869g1fflgodk.cloudfront.net/bensteveshikakadirgo/noooooooooo.jpg

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/5904/shinygoldx31.png
Yeah *****.

BASK IN MY GLORY!

I AM GOD!

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/5884/shinygoldx32.png
You crushed the dreams of thousands of little children that wanted a regular name.

So I don't feel bad.

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/8325/shinygoldx33.png
Time for what?

Waffles?

Glory?

Jessica Alba?

http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/jessica-alba-nude.jpg

http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/8800/shinygoldx34.png
Uhhhh

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/8784/shinygoldx35.png
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS?!

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1107/shinygoldx36.png
Ah HELL no.

http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/3990/shinygoldx37.png
This is one of those situations...

That is bad to be in.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/io9/2009/12/megashark.jpg

^kinda like that. Both situations are about equal in bad-ness.

http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/7899/shinygoldx38.png
Bromar does work. that is all.

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/6417/shinygoldx39.png
Gatorade does work. that is all.

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/5972/shinygoldx40.png
Man, Gatorade is like the finals mvp.

http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/6105/shinygoldx41.png
Well geez, this is has been relatively easy.

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/4031/shinygoldx42.png
Oh ****. The bane of my existence.

This is it, Carlos. If I take out your Slowking, it's all over.

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/1295/shinygoldx43.png
._.

Did I just see what I think I saw?

NumNums delivers the final blow for this entire LP?

It's....almost poetic, really.

http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/2522/shinygoldx44.png
NOW I win...right?

Or is Douche gonna run up and challenge me too?

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/7357/shinygoldx45.png
Yessssss

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/3976/shinygoldx46.png
What don't you understand?

I AM GOD

BASK IN MY GLORY

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2213/shinygoldx47.png
lolololololololololololololololol
olololol
lolololo
lololololol
ololololol

http://img803.imageshack.us/img803/541/shinygoldx48.png
Oh god...what's he gonna do to me?!?!?!

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/161/shinygoldx49.png
Eternity? That's a long ass time. But,

I AM GOD

BASK IN MY GLORY

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/3815/shinygoldx50.png
My Pokemon didn't do ****, damn it. I did all the work!

http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/7223/shinygoldx51.png
Haha, greatness.

I AM G-

I'm done with that.

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/8381/shinygoldx52.png
Epic @[email protected]

Well, here we go guys, the final countdown to the end.

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/8117/shinygoldx53.png
GATORADE, THE SPORTS BEVERAGE

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/885/shinygoldx54.png
BROMAR, THE COOL DUDE

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/2987/shinygoldx55.png
NUMNUMS, THE USELESS TREE

http://img847.imageshack.us/img847/8591/shinygoldx56.png
BIG.LOAD, THE GUILTY PLEASURE

http://img803.imageshack.us/img803/2739/shinygoldx57.png
QUACK, THE...uh, I don't even know what to describe him as.

http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/4813/shinygoldx58.png
FLATULENCE, THE...uh, don't know what to say here either o.o

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/1939/shinygoldx59.png
And with that, ladies and gentlemen, I conclude this Let's Play.



Epilogue: 'Sup, Kanto?
Spoiler:

Well, I totally just MASSACRED all of Johto, and now it's time to move on to bigger and better things.

I'm going to be moving to Kanto now. Some lame town called Pallet Town. I'm not going to be taking my current team with me...instead, I'm taking along a group of 6 criminals I've caught during my travels here in Johto. Should be good stuff.

I guess I'll see you all in Kanto! ;)

Kenpokid June 23rd, 2011 11:31 AM

Are you going to be playing a Gen I game, FireRed/LeafGreen, or FireRed Omega/386? :o

Xephyr June 23rd, 2011 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenpokid (Post 6709603)
Are you going to be playing a Gen I game, FireRed/LeafGreen, or FireRed Omega/386? :o

I'll be playing Firered...Omega ;)

Shadowsneak97 June 23rd, 2011 9:08 PM

How do you get Umbreon? I thought there is no day/night in Pokemon Shiny Gold and Pokemon Shiny Gold X? P.s. Correct me if I'm wrong I'm new here

Xephyr June 24th, 2011 5:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadowsneak97 (Post 6710485)
How do you get Umbreon? I thought there is no day/night in Pokemon Shiny Gold and Pokemon Shiny Gold X? P.s. Correct me if I'm wrong I'm new here

Pretty sure you just use a Moon Stone.

RobotUnicorn July 19th, 2011 7:16 PM

So, where is the other LP?


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