Alright, so, first order of business? Take out Bugsy.
To set the tone of the upcoming battle, I would like everyone to click the following link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46tS09yBc9I
Anyway, let's do this.
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You're not Bugsy! You're a generic cooltrainer sprite!
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Which is the least respected job in the entire Pokemon universe. Congratulations.
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Wtf? Is that a boy or girl? Or both?
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fffffffff
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SLAUGHTERRREDDD
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What? Gatorade, NO! It's a freaking butterfly! You can do so much better!! Like Jynx!!!! You could totally tap Jynx's ass!!
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Alright, Gatorade's not helping me here. Time for Trollette again.
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ffffffffff
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http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/fatality.jpg
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Dang it. I hate Scythers.
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Check that out. You know ima be stallin some biches out nao suhn
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k, so Cindy failed there. Oh well, Gatorade's got this.
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Oh come on. Don't heal please. He already has two swords dancessss
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http://www.heberhealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/victory.jpg
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Dude. You're the second gym. This is hardly an accomplishment.
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Whoa! Already?! Yessss
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Look at that face. It stares into your soul and says, "I'm gonna troll you".
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First Mud Slap, now Fury Cutter. There is SO much suckage coming from these gym leaders.
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Trollette. She's soooo naughty. ;)
Alright, now time for a rematch with a certain douche..
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I'm gonna be telling your mom how bad I smashed you.
...dang it, that insult is just as bad as the last one.
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Holy crap I hate this Sableye.
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THAT'S RIGHT. SUCK IT. SUCK IT LOOONG AND HAAAARD.
Sorry. I overreacted. Anyway,
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Wut. Fail.
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You suck. So much.
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Please don't heal again. This is gonna be real close.
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Wow. Um. Okay. How bout I heal up?
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YOU DEAD
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http://www.funnystuffblog.com/images/granny-owned.jpg
Hmm. The presence of random pictures is quite amusing in this episode.
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...somebody's a little psycho...
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I'm a weakling? I just beat you!
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...You couldn't control a measly little Farfetch'd? God you suck.
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LRN2GRAMMAR
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Oh for christ's sake. The scariest thing in this forest is Metapod.
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TROLLETTE, WHAT IS IT SAYING?!
It just called me a ****-eating ******? Jeeeez, somebody must have got their onion stick weapon thing stuck too far up their ass.
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Yes. It was like three steps to the east. Such a difficult job.
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Yet ANOTHER horrible move.
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This will be useful on a certain fire type Pokemon I plan on getting later in the game...
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Oh hey look. If you could learn Cut, I would like you more. But unfortunately, I need an HM slave.
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Like that.
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I get to make my Pokemon slam their heads into trees? This sounds like it's right up my alley!
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Hmmm....yeah, that'll work.
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Alright. So a few updates ago I said Flash is the worst move ever. I was wrong.
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Oh look, a little kid to beat up!
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Trollette just did what she does best: trolling.
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Ew what a fag.
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Maybe cause you're WEIRD
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....
Carlos....I'll get you for what you've done to these children...
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It's Carlos's fault.
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I'm running out of ideas on how to make this funny.
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Why is your flashlight on during the daytime?
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That's what your mom said about my
D
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Holy **** Carlos's syndicate of evil is spreading faster than I thought!
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Clearly, you didn't.
Alright, so, there's a certain thing I want to catch for my team here.
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That was quick.
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He's 71.4 pounds. What a fatty.
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I like this name. A lot.
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Time to buff up my team with some PUNCHES.
Alright, I grinded Dizzit for a while against wild Pokemon. Time to test him out against some trainers!
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How does it feel to know you're about to get raped?
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SEVERE RAPEAGE (except for the fact that he got burned...)
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Elliot. That's such a gay name.
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Dang Dizzit you're like a magnet for status effects.
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Whoa wtf since when are Pikachu actually powerful?
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SKANK.
K so my team's not up to par for where I think they should be. I'm gonna grind em up a bit to ~25 and then keep goin.
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Carlos's reign of terror continues to spread.
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Dang guys. I'm running out of ideas for witty commentary. What do I do?
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O.O
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Yes. I battle....
dirty
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Whoa check that sexiness out. Time to go rape Whitney. I mean beat her. I mean win at a Pokemon match against her. Yeah that one.
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GASP. IT'
[email protected]!!!
Wait, did he just say damn?
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Bahahahahaha beaten by a girl.
http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/3875/shinygoldx03.png
Yes, actually, I have. You suck. Maybe this picture will put it more into perspective for you:
http://paulstallard.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/bill-murray-you-suck.jpg
Yeah. If even Bill Murray thinks you suck, you must SERIOUSLY suck.
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You keep telling yourself that.
Anyway. He didn't want to battle. Puss. Onto the gym.
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Holy crap I would bang her.
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Don't be sorry. Just have sex with me.
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Oh my god she has a twin!!!!
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That's what you would be saying if you banged Carlos. But not with me.
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I GOT THE POWER
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No you're not. You're another generic sprite.
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Ew. I wouldn't bang her. There goes my arousal.
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Pfft. Clefairy sucks.
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THAT is what scares me.
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Alright Cindy, your job is done. Take hit and die.
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NO! First a butterfly, now a cow! I'm starting to really wonder about your sexual preferences, Gatorade.
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Oh god why does this always happen.
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http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/9026/shinygoldx18.png
In other words, WIN.
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Alright well I guess that about sums it up.
*dramatic ending to the episode*
*curtains close*