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インフェルノの津波 May 30th, 2010 12:08 AM

Would you do if...
 
...You woke up one morning, and then boom, you're pregnant. Yes, even you too guys. What would you do?

Me, I'd say "Um....where does this thing come out?"

Alkaide May 30th, 2010 2:43 AM

This is really a very silly topic, but seems to be funny.

I would be shocked, really shocked and say, "oh god, why this to me being a male!". hahahaha....

Mattysaurus May 30th, 2010 3:51 AM

How pregnant? Like two weeks, or 8 months?


Either way, I'd cry. I'M A MAN. And wow would it hurt.

Uecil May 30th, 2010 3:55 AM

What a peculiar topic o.O
I would probably find it strange at first, then talk to my Mum about it.
I'd also think about all the pain and suffering I'll have to go through.

Dubstep May 30th, 2010 9:17 AM

"Someone hand me a coat hanger!"

Jolene May 30th, 2010 9:43 AM

I would be confused and scared but also I would be happy because then I can have a little baby to look after, although probably my parents would look after her or him. I would want it to be a her because then we would like similar things.

Bluerang1 May 30th, 2010 10:08 AM

Oh, this isn't Trivia. I'd think, I'm fat. Oh crap I'm screwed! Is this real? I'd be aborting though. I am not going through pain, though I'll probably be getting caesarean, being a dude an all. But I'm not looking after something, though I'd give up for adoption. I'm not facing the humiliation of being a pregnant dude. Sorry.

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Originally Posted by Dubstep (Post 5841455)
"Someone hand me a coat hanger!"

Oh my goodness this is hilarious! :laugh:

School is educational. Of we didn't learn about Medical Ethics in RE, I wouldn't have understood that xD

pokemaster12378 May 30th, 2010 10:16 AM

i would be like im fat now people going to make fun of me

Ayano Hana May 30th, 2010 10:56 AM

I'd take it like a man. falcon PAWNCH. ...Yes! /reference Though, honestly, I would get rid of it as soon as I found out. I don't have the patience nor the time to take care of something that needs attention. Call it cruel, but the humiliation and the pain isn't worth it.

Zebeedoo May 30th, 2010 12:00 PM

I'd probably have a panic attack. I wouldn't know what to do, if I should keep it or get rid of it. Chances are, I'd get rid of it. As cruel as that is. >:

Eruption May 30th, 2010 12:03 PM

Call Channel 4, The Sun and numerous other things which love to put weird stories on and be loaded within hours.

Then think about the problem and probably get an abortion.

Yamikarasu May 30th, 2010 12:20 PM

I would write a book about my experience as the first male to become pregnant. I would make millions.

HugSomebody May 30th, 2010 12:28 PM

Well I would probably think back about last night and wondered what the heck happened (and with who?). O.O Abortion though.

Dawn May 30th, 2010 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by インフェルノの津波 (Post 5840713)
...You woke up one morning, and then boom, you're pregnant. Yes, even you too guys. What would you do?

Me, I'd say "Um....where does this thing come out?"

Oh god the images! They're back! CDVGJMNKM!5TGDFTRH- http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/1875/braindeadhorrifiedemoti.png (Inside Joke. Few people will get this.)


I'd probably freak the heck out and have a spaz attack on my parents who would then force me to go to school anyway because they're insane like that. :cer_pissed:

Mumfie May 30th, 2010 1:16 PM

I'd WTF'ed. Haha, nah, it could actually make sense! I knew there was something odd about that girl last night.

Ayselipera May 30th, 2010 2:59 PM

I have no doubt in my mind that I would get an abortion. I know it's frowned upon, but I wouldn't be a good mother and I never want to have a child.

EmeraldSerenade May 30th, 2010 5:10 PM

O_O
Uh, I think I'd die.. I'm not ready for kids! Dx
Can guys get an abortion?

mew² May 30th, 2010 5:51 PM

I would punch my stomach repeatedly until everything looks normal.

SIN1488 May 30th, 2010 6:36 PM

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Originally Posted by インフェルノの津波 (Post 5840713)

Me, I'd say "Um....where does this thing come out?"

This, and then I would use "Plan C".

Edit:
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Originally Posted by ゲンガー (Post 5842531)
I would punch my stomach repeatedly until everything looks normal.

Yep, that's Plan C. :P

Melody May 30th, 2010 6:41 PM

I'd probably be OK with it. Now I couldn't, as a guy, take being pregnant so I'd simply switch personalities. My guy personality would be turned off and I'd become a woman until the child was raised completely. I'd dress like a woman and all.

When the child was grown, I'd revert back to manhood and celebrate it by finding a woman who wanted to do things that must not be named.

Sammi May 30th, 2010 6:46 PM

Freak out, for several reasons.

1) How in the world did it happen??
2) Why would I want a baby? They're fun to babysit every once in awhile but to actually have to take care of one full-time... I haven't the responsibility for it yet, nor the means to support one.
3) Baaaaaw I don't want to be pregnant! :(

Izanagi May 30th, 2010 7:12 PM

If I was a girl, I'd have the baby. No abortion, not even a question.

Being a boy, I guess I'd get a C-Section or something >_<

beca May 30th, 2010 7:16 PM

Oo-er. I'd be terrified xD
Though the worst part would be choosing between raising a baby, or pursuing my degree :/

Ho-Oh May 30th, 2010 7:39 PM

I'd actually raise it. (Well assuming Scott was the father and somehow magically here.) But yeah I want kids with him one day, so yeah, I'd keep it. If not, I'd give it up for adoption.

Though wtf @ abortion. I doubt most of you would go ahead with it IF it actually happened. D:

donavannj May 30th, 2010 9:23 PM

I'd probably execute the final flipout about how the hell it happened and then start ranting about the existence of aliens and come to the slow realization of exactly what it must have done to impregnate me, and then curl up into the fetal position for the next three months.


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