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Shanghai Alice June 12th, 2010 3:42 PM

The "Infinite" "Wisdom" of Shanghai Alice
 
Oh, my children, come and ask me your questions, and I will dispense wisdom like those PEZ thingies.

In short, ask me a question, I'll give you my answer (typically skewed for comic effect).

It's a free-for-all, so ask anything (within the rules! I don't want to get banned!)!

Zexaeon June 12th, 2010 10:44 PM

Your username attracted me to this thread.

So tell me. DO YOU PLAY EASY MODE? 8D

Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty June 13th, 2010 1:31 AM

Oh, wise Shanghai Alice, will I ever get a job?

Katie_Q June 13th, 2010 3:29 AM

Oh yum PEZ! I used to love those thing! Ahh i can still remember the tas- uhhh... hmmmm.... Pokemon Black and White. Should I get both, or just on copy?

RTHookers June 13th, 2010 3:57 AM

May I ask what is the point of this thread?

Benjamin510 June 13th, 2010 7:15 AM

Why is my cousin GAY? Why? He asked me if I wanted to kiss.

Kon~ June 13th, 2010 11:58 AM

Will I pass my exams, oh great Shanghai Alice? >w <

Dawn June 13th, 2010 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shanghai Alice (Post 5876488)
In short, ask me a question, I'll give you my answer (typically skewed for comic effect).

...
I can has cheezeburger?
http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/7919/cheezburgerplz.png

Throat June 13th, 2010 1:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RTHookers (Post 5877680)
May I ask what is the point of this thread?

I think this person wants to be an oracle.

Percy Thrillington June 13th, 2010 3:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RTHookers (Post 5877680)
May I ask what is the point of this thread?

The infinite wisdom seems pretty legit to me.

Åzurε June 13th, 2010 4:35 PM

Omniscient until proven not, am I right?

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Shanghai Alice June 13th, 2010 7:35 PM

Come, my children. Flock to the City-Sect Genius!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zexaeon (Post 5877288)
Your username attracted me to this thread.

So tell me. DO YOU PLAY EASY MODE? 8D

...maybe. Here, I'll beat you to the punch.

EASY-MODO? KIMOOOOOOOOOOOI!


Quote:

Originally Posted by Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty (Post 5877500)
Oh, wise Shanghai Alice, will I ever get a job?

You're on a Pokemon forum. The smart money is on...

"No."

Oh, wait... Dangit...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katie_Q (Post 5877647)
Oh yum PEZ! I used to love those thing! Ahh i can still remember the tas- uhhh... hmmmm.... Pokemon Black and White. Should I get both, or just on copy?

Get both. Otherwise, you are racist slime.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RTHookers (Post 5877680)
May I ask what is the point of this thread?

To dispense the infiniteness and unexhaustibility of my wise wisdom. (SECRET HINT: For the lulz)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benjamin510 (Post 5878022)
Why is my cousin GAY? Why? He asked me if I wanted to kiss.

No pun intended, but...
"I'm not gonna touch this one."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kon~ (Post 5878761)
Will I pass my exams, oh great Shanghai Alice? >w <

Here, let me cast my magic spell.

Non-Failure Sign [GENIUS MODE]

Wait, that's the Cirno card... Dangit, you're gonna fail.

Quote:

Originally Posted by PkMnTrainer Yellow (Post 5878805)

...*BOOMIES*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Throat (Post 5878941)
I think this person wants to be an oracle.

I think this person can take it easy.
You are my new Shrine Janitor!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rekky (Post 5879238)


The infinite wisdom seems pretty legit to me.

Care to buy some? I can give you ten easy (Dangit, yukkuri comics...) volumes of The Wisdom of Shanghai for (two hundred payments of) $29.99.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Åzurε (Post 5879325)
Omniscient until proven not, am I right?

Of course. I promote you to my miko. Build me a shrine, and gather faith!


Quote:

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Let's just say that the three bears, ten mice, and one unicycle are still in the hospital.





Sorry for the slow response. Couldn't get on today.

Magmarizer June 13th, 2010 7:50 PM

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a totsie pop?

Shanghai Alice June 13th, 2010 7:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magmarizer (Post 5879869)
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a totsie pop?

*Pulls Patchouli out of a magic hat*
Patchy, answer.

"Mu-Mukyuu~ The number of licks required to break through to the core of a sugary sweet is directly proportional to the amount of saliva, and-"

GET TO THE POINT!

"666..."

So, six hundred and sixty-six licks.

TheReal June 13th, 2010 8:44 PM

How many Mudkips do I need to climb to get to the moon? Please answer, it's important.

Åzurε June 13th, 2010 8:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shanghai Alice (Post 5879838)
Of course. I promote you to my miko. Build me a shrine, and gather faith!

So long as we're not secretly strengthening Belberith, I'm in. d(''d)

EDIT: Waaaiit just a second here. Miko is a female-only position. And... so... Oh, forget it. It's the internet, after all. I'll be back with the outfit and a couple shikigami.

Shanghai Alice June 13th, 2010 9:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Åzurε (Post 5880013)
So long as we're not secretly strengthening Belberith, I'm in. d(''d)

EDIT: Waaaiit just a second here. Miko is a female-only position. And... so... Oh, forget it. It's the internet, after all. I'll be back with the outfit and a couple shikigami.

*Shudder*
On second thought, no outfit, just the shikigami.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheReal (Post 5879991)
How many Mudkips do I need to climb to get to the moon? Please answer, it's important.

As many as you can kill.

Or...!

OVER NINETY!!!

...million.

jigglyppuff8 June 14th, 2010 3:46 AM

U.N. Owen was Her?

Shanghai Alice June 14th, 2010 4:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jigglyppuff8 (Post 5880478)
U.N. Owen was Her?

What if she WAS U.N. Owen?

Actually...

She WASN'T U.N. Owen!

A Pixy June 14th, 2010 4:13 AM

Oh wise Shanghai Alice, how come it took so long for a (Spiritual) Sonic Rush Sequel to come out?

Kon~ June 14th, 2010 9:19 AM

Why, Shanghai Alice?

Just... why? :3

Shanghai Alice June 14th, 2010 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THAT WONDERFUL PIXY GUY! (Post 5880525)
Oh wise Shanghai Alice, how come it took so long for a (Spiritual) Sonic Rush Sequel to come out?

Because Sonic is getting old, man. Sonic is getting old.

They've gotta do a lot of editing to cover up the hedgehog's age, you know...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kon~ (Post 5881189)
Why, Shanghai Alice?

Just... why? :3

...because it wasn't me who was wrong.

IT WAS THE WORLD.

jigglyppuff8 June 14th, 2010 10:35 AM

i wached luky star and it was awesoem how can i be otaku liek konachan =^_^=

Shanghai Alice June 14th, 2010 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jigglyppuff8 (Post 5881371)
i wached luky star and it was awesoem how can i be otaku liek konachan =^_^=

Start failing school, hole yourself up in your house, and develop several fetishes.

Then, you must start crossplaying, and attend every convention possible, ignoring friends and family.

"Lucky Star is like alcohol. You love it at first, but, later, you hate yourself for it."

Not that I'm not a Lucky Star fan. I love Lucky Star...

NOOBLMAO June 14th, 2010 10:23 PM

How can I get popular with the ladies?


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