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oh great Shanghai, when will a few of my old friends want to re-become friends with me?
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Oh great Oracle of Misteries... XD
I have a few questions! 1 - When will the sky become green? 2 - It's true that Deoxys is thy favorite pokémon? 3 - When will the word Twilight be cleansed of evil? 4 - What's the meaning of life, universe, and Mudkips? 5 - I have $2500,00. What do I buy? 6 - Can someone have a wisdom like thine? 7 - Art thou tired of replying my questions? Thank thee, Great Oracle! |
That didn't anwser my question. I'll re-ask that one later. i have another matter.
I found a spell that could put me inside any video game i choose. Will it work? |
What the? You morons don't get it, do you?
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2. Deoxys? Oh, yeah, Sanae told me about that thing. Uhh... I prefer Squirtle. You know, water creature, has a shell... 3. When our local lazy miko gets off her butt and purges the horrible sinner responsible for it. 4. The meaning? I don't know, as The Question hasn't been given to us Kappa yet. I know The Answer, though. It's 42. 5. A checkbook so you can donate the rest of it to Nitori Tec. 6. Obviously, I can. Kappas, they're awesome. 7. Yes, human, I am. Now go away, unless you want to tell me about the outside world. Quote:
Spells typically aren't good for that. You want one of Eirin's drugs, or Kappa technology if you're gonna poke around inside your head. -Nitori |
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What do you look like? From your name, it seems that you're something green... Are you a kappa? |
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But... I'm really glad to hear that the outside world still has leaves and water. From Yukari's baseless propaganda friendly and loving pamphlets, I thought that you people had turned the Earth into one big city. Not that that would be a bad thing, but maybe the local gods upstairs (Literally upstairs. Kanako is a bad neighbor, especially after feasts) would get upset. More outside information! Feed it to me! |
Do you like Mudkips? When I think of a Kappa, I imagine a Mudkip or a Golduck...
Will someday I get wise like you? |
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You... ... RUB IT IN, WHY DON'T YOU? OH! LOOK! NITORI'S NOT A KAPPA! SHE LOOKS LIKE A HUMAN! HAHA, WHAT KIND OF KAPPA LOOKS LIKE A HUMAN? I DO. You think I'm HAPPY about my appearance? You think I want to look like a human? Is that it? Do you really think I'm that dead to my emotions, that you can make fun of me at your leisure? Listen here, human. I might not like your kind in Gensokyo, and I might try to avoid physical contact at all costs, but... YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG KAPPA. |
I just have one simple question.
If Taco Bell is made from dog food-quality meat, why do I love it so much? |
okay Nitori, Do you know about the Legendary Ra's Mirror? This mirror is said to reveal the truth. and i happen to have it right here in my very possession! *holds Ra's Mirror to Nitori's face*
Reveal your trure form! (Yay for Dragon Quest Reference) |
O Alice of China's biggest city, how's my theme?
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Okay, okay, okay. Sheesh, you've got me. I, Cirno, have been discovered, but I, Cirno, shan't allow this to continue! On your guard, fool! I'm the strongest! I shall- *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, WINGSHOT* MY WING! CURSE YOOOOU! *Flies away* ...*Reloads* Yeah, just fly away, little fairy. That's what I thought. ....you have no idea what I've had to do to get here. I've had to crawl through twelve miles of raw sewage, beat up Yukari Yakumo to punch through the Boundary, and break past Youkai Mountain's defenses. Rage. Anyway, I'm back. Quote:
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Oh, Great Alice, When will Virtualization into a virtual world where monsters try to massacre us with lasers become possible?
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O Great Shangy, will there be a zombie apocalypse?
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Not another one. For Sammyskitty... You are the zombies. |
Oh great and powerful...erm...mystic, why do I delude myself by thinking that the crap I write is good?
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Shanghai Alice, why don't people listen to Nick and "wait before they hate"?
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Mr. Alice, what is the TRUE purpose of cucumber-flavored beer?
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Oh Arisu, why can't I come up with anything creative to ask?
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You mockin' me, boy? JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T WRITE GOOD FANFICTION DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO RUB SALT IN THE WOUND, DARNIT. Also, probably because you're using a Cursed Pen, which is unequippable, so you have to write, no matter how much you suck. :P Quote:
BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Why wait? Hate today! Quote:
*Psst, Azure, you there? I need you to toss this guy offa my expensive-looking balcony.* Quote:
I don't want to deal with her, but, because you asked... No. I'm not bringing Arisu into this. Bad stuffs will happen. She'll open her head and eat someone. *Shudder* ((Yes. That's an actual meme. The Arisu-chan yukkuri is really creepy.)) |
Who will I haunt when I die?
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Okay, How do I get an attractive woman to love me?
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Should I go down to Florida this weekend to waste all of my money at the dog track?
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