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Shanghai Alice October 20th, 2010 8:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haunted House of Onyx (Post 6236359)
Okay, How do I get an attractive woman to love me?

Wait, I think this question and the next are one in the same...


Quote:

Originally Posted by Garouga! Bare Your Fangs! (Post 6236365)
Should I go down to Florida this weekend to waste all of my money at the dog track?

SHANGLEONE MODE.

*Changes into a suit, and puts on a fedora*

You got problems? Then Uncle Shanghai can help you out. For a price.

HHoO, a little favor or two, and we'll take care of the rest. She'll practically be beggin' you to love her.


Garouga! Bare Your Fangs! And listen to my answer.

The dog tracks? They ain't worth your time. We fix the races, so there's no point in betting.

The snail tracks are the smart investment.

Haunted House of Onyx October 20th, 2010 8:09 PM

Would you fancey a spot of Tea?

Pokestick, good times. October 21st, 2010 6:50 AM

But... Your username has Arisu Alice in it (from the team) :<

Why?

Shanghai Alice October 21st, 2010 4:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pokestick, good times. (Post 6236969)
But... Your username has Arisu Alice in it (from the team) :<

Why?

...why not?

Even though that excuse is worn out, it's still good.

[/Tollbooth]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haunted House of Onyx (Post 6236414)
Would you fancey a spot of Tea?

Chinese tea? Excellent.

Garouga! Bare Your Fangs! October 21st, 2010 5:08 PM

Who should I creep out
shamelessly flirt with
express my undying love to shamelessly flirt with?

Reddo October 21st, 2010 5:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shanghai Alice (Post 6223578)
When you think of a kappa...

You...

...

RUB IT IN, WHY DON'T YOU? OH! LOOK! NITORI'S NOT A KAPPA! SHE LOOKS LIKE A HUMAN! HAHA, WHAT KIND OF KAPPA LOOKS LIKE A HUMAN?

I DO. You think I'm HAPPY about my appearance? You think I want to look like a human? Is that it? Do you really think I'm that dead to my emotions, that you can make fun of me at your leisure?

Listen here, human. I might not like your kind in Gensokyo, and I might try to avoid physical contact at all costs, but...

YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG KAPPA.

To Nitori: Oh! Sorry! I didn't mean to offend you! I said it so naively...

To Shangai Alice: Will she forgive me someday? =)

Åzurε October 21st, 2010 6:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shanghai Alice (Post 6237981)
...why not?

Even though that excuse is worn out, it's still good.

[/Tollbooth]

Ah! One of my favorite children's books of all time. OF ALL TIME

Garouga, you should start hitting on a random forum member, but if you suspect them to be a boy, pretend they're a girl. Or vice-versa. And link me to your conversations.
<.<
>.>
<.<
/slinks off into obscurity

Shanghai Alice October 23rd, 2010 1:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garouga! Bare Your Fangs! (Post 6238125)
Who should I creep out
shamelessly flirt with
express my undying love to shamelessly flirt with?

Shanghai Alice's Paid Dating Service is now open.

...but not to you. You should shamelessly flirt with...

AZURE! GET IN HERE!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reddo (Post 6238195)

To Nitori: Oh! Sorry! I didn't mean to offend you! I said it so naively...

To Shangai Alice: Will she forgive me someday? =)

No, she probably won't. Nitori gets angry very easily.

She's also hiring Rika to work on the Flower Tank Mk II Project, so... you're dead.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Åzurε (Post 6238279)
Ah! One of my favorite children's books of all time. OF ALL TIME

Garouga, you should start hitting on a random forum member, but if you suspect them to be a boy, pretend they're a girl. Or vice-versa. And link me to your conversations.
<.<
>.>
<.<
/slinks off into obscurity

...oh, wait, you did get in here. Much love and thanks, Azure. That's what I pay enslave you for.

PG Tips October 24th, 2010 7:54 AM

Dear magic diary, why are my feet hurting?

Shanghai Alice October 24th, 2010 4:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PG Tips (Post 6243777)
Dear magic diary, why are my feet hurting?

Would you like to know what happened the last time the Chamber of Secrets was opened?

dragon0fangz October 24th, 2010 4:38 PM

Alice,



WHAT IS LOVE.

Shanghai Alice October 25th, 2010 1:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dragon0fangz (Post 6244882)
Alice,



WHAT IS LOVE.

An illusion created to keep the masses in line...

BY ME.

Pokestick, good times. October 26th, 2010 11:32 AM

Arisu, why am I typing so fast that I get my title more often than I don't?

Shanghai Alice October 26th, 2010 2:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pokestick, good times. (Post 6248779)
Arisu, why am I typing so fast that I get my title more often than I don't?

Because the Pokestick is actually a Pokestick of +666 WPM.

You've used it too often, so you now type at 666000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 WPS.

You're a monster.

Please try again in 44.9999999999999999999999999999999999999993 seconds.

Pokestick, good times. October 27th, 2010 10:45 AM

Are you going to make a Halloween theme?

Shanghai Alice October 27th, 2010 1:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pokestick, good times. (Post 6250814)
Are you going to make a Halloween theme?

Too lazy.

What do



Howevers...

I might do something in this thread for the Halloween weekend.

Or something.

Personally, I'll be playing EoSD and handing out candy.

Maraala October 27th, 2010 1:27 PM

Can Sammy have a pet Mogwai?

Shanghai Alice October 27th, 2010 1:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammyskitty (Post 6251202)
Can Sammy have a pet Mogwai?

A pet Yao Guai?

...are you absolutely sure?



((Yes. I know. Not bringing on the funny that much today. I'm in one of /those/ moods...))

Pokestick, good times. October 28th, 2010 8:24 AM

How do you feel about the anime adaptations of good mangas?

Shanghai Alice October 31st, 2010 3:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pokestick, good times. (Post 6252941)
How do you feel about the anime adaptations of good mangas?

I know about the manga originals of good animes, but...

Pokestick, good times. November 1st, 2010 1:53 AM

I take it you're not a manga person :D

...? <-- THAT MAKES IT A QUESTION.

Shanghai Alice November 2nd, 2010 6:47 PM

No, no... It's whatever gets to me first.

For example, I favor the Lucky Star manga, because I picked up the Lucky Star manga first. But I like the Haruhi anime (Which got me into LS), because I found that one first.

Very rarely will I favor the second finding over the first.

Azumanga has equal love for both forms.

jigglyppuff8 November 2nd, 2010 7:18 PM

How long have you been watching animu/reading mango? Playing 2who? This is important.

Pokestick, good times. November 3rd, 2010 2:12 AM

Do you intend to make a business on this thread? A real one. (One with teddy bears.)

Shanghai Alice November 3rd, 2010 1:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jigglyppuff8 (Post 6265697)
How long have you been watching animu/reading mango? Playing 2who? This is important.

I am animu and mango.

Straight answer:
Anime + Manga: 2007 (or '06...?). I know because I first started with Azumanga, and watched Code Geass as the last episodes aired that year.

Touhou: 10/31/09. I had EoSD downloaded, and I'd played it before, but playing it on Halloween was when I really started getting into the series.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pokestick, good times. (Post 6266154)
Do you intend to make a business on this thread? A real one. (One with teddy bears.)

Maybe. If you want to know, ask again. For $450.


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