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Have a stupid question? Get a stupid answer!
Remaking cause it died.
Pretty much you ask a stupid question and the next poster gives a stupid answer to that question. :D Let's begin. Why did the thread get locked? |
Because I smashy-smashy it with this thing that's called a "mallet". :>
How do you sing? |
B-up.
How Is Your Eyes Crazy? |
Becauas you are mad.
Now my stupid question. How the birds can fly? |
By use of black magic.
Why does Sonic Colors look so epic? o3o |
Because I made it. :P
What is happy? |
the opposite of sad
why? why? why? why? why?... |
Because that wasn't a stupid answer.
Hello? |
Get out of my house.
Can spring be far behind ? |
Seriously, raping is against the laws so PLEASE stop it. :\
Potatoes? |
Possibly not, due to the fact making words out of a drug is so *trendy*
How do I use the internet? |
To use Internet one has to ISP the domain name server so that IP address can be connected and thus the hyper text markup language comes FLOOOWWWING THROUUUGH the tubes and there be a hole in yon firewalleth for thine webpages.
Can you fart the Rocky theme? |
No incest dude, that's disgusting.
Syrup? |
NO. You cannot have any more syrup today! Look at you! Your trousers are already overflowing.
If the alphabet went backwards, then how would dinosaur? |
Through a chaos interface.
Why does Kirby's Epic Yarn look so epic awesome? o3o |
Because King ddd is in it (look at the size)
Why it's awesome because they stole my idea >O Why did the summer vacation come? |
Because the Flying Spaghetti Monster wills it.
Can raptors climb ladders? |
Because birds have wings!
More? |
More of what? Can't "hear" you!
Can my snail skip? |
Yes can skip in lines, particulary lunch lines.
Why do I talk to walls? |
Yes, Pokémon are fictional. :3
Most? |
Most of what? Please complete your question. It's nonsense, although the thread is nonsense(in a comical way)
If I eat this ☺, what will happen? |
Sure, you could say that people are awesome.
You obviously haven't posted in the last thread. (I'm active there. ;3) People? |
What last thread you say?
Can I eat this ♫ |
If you can eat Geno you can (only peoples that played SMRPG seven stars will understand)
What is a warn. |
Something that every boy and girl wants.
What's for dinner? |
Follow your dreams!
What's the definition of two? |
Two is how many pokeballs I have.
Why are you following me? |
But I'm in front of you....
What's the difference between 22/7 and pi? |
a number that i don't feel like calculating
why am i here? |
cause this thread was started.
Where do the homeless people live? (my mom actually asked my that once. |
Somewhere, where homeless people live.
Teacher! Am I allow to cheat on this test?. |
If it was allowed, it wouldn't be cheating. So, yes, you can cheat. *universe explodes*
My question is posted on the back of your monitor. |
Snagem Head Gonzap.
Why is my Magikarp being arrested for securities fraud? |
Because he joined me Team Rocket.
Why was I about to ask "what's for dinner" again? |
obviously you ate lunch again.
why did i hate mashed potatoes yesterday but absolutely love them today? |
because today it was me that made them.
how do I fly? |
Correction: You can fly for precisely 0.50425 seconds. Then you fall.
Why has nobody made me a sammich? |
Because Princess Inada is Scolding Me.
Did You See That Shadow? |
No, I Can't See Shadows Because It's Dark Here... But I Know How To Follow Your Pattern...
Will I meet Cynthia someday? |
no i slapped her with a knife
Why do I like biscuits? |
Beacuse they're comfy! XD
When will I go to the movies again? |
when you buy a ticket.
why did my tyranitar faint? |
Because it saw you naked.
What happens if I drink coffee? |
The cup that previously had the coffee becomes empty.
Where do babies come from? |
From a big bird in the sky using his black magic to fly and deliver babies O.o
Why are houses squares instead of circles? |
Because it's a square silly. XD
Why are balls circles? |
Because they didn't want to be squares.
Why am I a Vampire? (The ones that die in sunlight). |
Cause all the zombies were taken
Why can't I stand on my elbows? |
Because the floor is butter.
Why is it that Maya is never online when I am? :/ |
Because the vampires and zombies are using them for tug-of-war.
Why does my hair not stand straight up when I'm scared? |
Because you have been cursed!
Why is the spirit medium afraid of ghosts? |
They did bad things to her as a child. XD
Why are baby chickens yellow? |
Because the mother pees in the eggs. (Nasty, I know. Sorry.)
Why are all the Touhou characters female? |
Because the author was a really pervy guy.
If vegetables are so nutrient, then why are they so disgusting? (cliché attack!) |
Because we live in a society where unhealthiness is embraced.
Is US Highway 521 awesome, or not so much? |
It's made of ducks, so I'll let you decide.
Why are waffles so non-horrible? |
because of gravity
why must seagulls fart rainbows? |
Myess, that be good.
Why does moar needs less? |
i blame Charmin ultra.
42? |
Nu uh. Life, the world and everything equals 67.
Should I wear a blue or a pink T-shirt? |
Whatever the pie wants
will I grow taller? |
No, you will grow shorter.
Speaking of length, shy are my shoes hurting? |
Because you're too shy to ever talk to them.
Can't I buy three chocolate bars for the price of one? |
The store manager doesn't allow it
why do all M&M's taste the same even if they are different colors? |
Because you're colour blind, obviously.
I want the last FMA:B ep on YouTube NOW! |
I would tell you the truth, but YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!
Why did i just say that? |
Because your brain has been taken over by cockroaches.
Did I just make that up, or did I get the idea from a REALLY pervy manga? |
The cookiez told you to make it
Cookiez, why do i love you so? |
They have weird hypnotic powers.
Is it a good idea to buy a used car from Bowser? |
To sell used vehicles, wouldn't he have to know how to buy them first? I mean, CLOWN CAR.
So I take it you're 15 years pregnant? |
Pregnant with thoughts of marriage, yes.
Is there anything in this world that's free? |
Freedom.
Oh wait, no, there's even a price for that. Why is living so popular, even when the cost of living is so high? |
Being dead is not as fun.
Why did I freeze my cat even though I was trying to turn it into a Glaceon and my mom said no? (<--- I really did that) |
POKMAN. SRS BSNS.
Why so nonchalant? |
Better question:
Y SO SRS? Why...? Just... WHY? |
I was born without a humerus bone.
Why can't you see? You belong with me! |
because i dont.
why do people mistake yellow as a boy? |
Because she IS... if you're reading in the dark or... on something >.>...
Would you like fries with that? |
Of course I want fries with my Mcnuggets, Silly!
Why? |
Because.
Mustard or mayo? |
OMG. WRONG THREAD IT GOES HERE http://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=208265 NOW MAKE ME A MOD. MAKE ME A MOD. MAKE. ME. A. MOD!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, where are my mod powers. |
Your order got lost in the mail. >.>...
How ya doin'? |
Very very tired...
Where is my giant stuffed Pikachu?!?!?! |
Under your bed, unlike your stuffed Togepi.
Where does my keys go? |
In the key place.
WHY IS TOUHOUMON SO DIFFICULT? |
Because that's the way it is.
Why is the head on GIR's costume so big? |
Because bigger is always better.
There is my soup in my fly. Check please? |
No, it's doing the breaststroke.
Where am I? |
DUDE, you're in a pokecommunity BLOG!
How come ground attacks doesn't affect fearow?!?!? |
Because he likes to fly away from attacks.
Why am I here? |
Because your frog didn't like it at home.
What happened to my OT thread? D: |
there are people posting in it
long time wow sorry y haven,t posted because of this http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/ y read every single one how are you? |
I M weasel.
Why do you support terrorism? |
the people scream
why did you go in your pants yesterday at school |
The great Lord Magikarp commanded me to. You do not want to disobey him.
Where can I find the Orb of Judgment? |
Yes.
With a plate of Tuna? |
Why is the sky blue ?
Odd isn't it ? |
No, it's not.
Why does questions are be? |
Because we don't ask them.
Are my answers too stupid? |
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