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Ho-Oh June 19th, 2010 12:32 AM

Have a stupid question? Get a stupid answer!
 
Remaking cause it died.

Pretty much you ask a stupid question and the next poster gives a stupid answer to that question. :D

Let's begin.

Why did the thread get locked?

Zeffy June 19th, 2010 2:54 AM

Because I smashy-smashy it with this thing that's called a "mallet". :>

How do you sing?

jigglyppuff8 June 19th, 2010 4:41 AM

B-up.

How Is Your Eyes Crazy?

coolio35 June 19th, 2010 4:58 AM

Becauas you are mad.

Now my stupid question.

How the birds can fly?

A Pixy June 19th, 2010 5:29 AM

By use of black magic.

Why does Sonic Colors look so epic? o3o

Zeffy June 19th, 2010 5:57 AM

Because I made it. :P

What is happy?

shot571 June 19th, 2010 6:55 AM

the opposite of sad
why? why? why? why? why?...

Zeffy June 19th, 2010 6:56 AM

Because that wasn't a stupid answer.

Hello?

jigglyppuff8 June 19th, 2010 7:08 AM

Get out of my house.

Can spring be far behind ?

Zeffy June 19th, 2010 7:17 AM

Seriously, raping is against the laws so PLEASE stop it. :\

Potatoes?

Aggressor June 19th, 2010 4:55 PM

Possibly not, due to the fact making words out of a drug is so *trendy*

How do I use the internet?

NOOBLMAO June 19th, 2010 10:24 PM

To use Internet one has to ISP the domain name server so that IP address can be connected and thus the hyper text markup language comes FLOOOWWWING THROUUUGH the tubes and there be a hole in yon firewalleth for thine webpages.

Can you fart the Rocky theme?

Zeffy June 19th, 2010 10:50 PM

No incest dude, that's disgusting.

Syrup?

NOOBLMAO June 19th, 2010 11:05 PM

NO. You cannot have any more syrup today! Look at you! Your trousers are already overflowing.

If the alphabet went backwards, then how would dinosaur?

A Pixy June 20th, 2010 6:40 AM

Through a chaos interface.

Why does Kirby's Epic Yarn look so epic awesome? o3o

halamence June 20th, 2010 7:00 AM

Because King ddd is in it (look at the size)
Why it's awesome because they stole my idea >O




Why did the summer vacation come?

NOOBLMAO June 20th, 2010 8:31 PM

Because the Flying Spaghetti Monster wills it.

Can raptors climb ladders?

Zeffy June 21st, 2010 2:15 AM

Because birds have wings!

More?

♣Gawain♣ June 21st, 2010 2:15 AM

More of what? Can't "hear" you!

Can my snail skip?

インフェルノの津波 June 21st, 2010 2:31 AM

Yes can skip in lines, particulary lunch lines.

Why do I talk to walls?

Zeffy June 21st, 2010 2:33 AM

Yes, Pokémon are fictional. :3

Most?

♣Gawain♣ June 21st, 2010 2:49 AM

Most of what? Please complete your question. It's nonsense, although the thread is nonsense(in a comical way)

If I eat this ☺, what will happen?

Zeffy June 21st, 2010 2:57 AM

Sure, you could say that people are awesome.

You obviously haven't posted in the last thread. (I'm active there. ;3)

People?

♣Gawain♣ June 21st, 2010 3:04 AM

What last thread you say?

Can I eat this ♫

halamence June 21st, 2010 3:12 AM

If you can eat Geno you can (only peoples that played SMRPG seven stars will understand)


What is a warn.

PokemonLeagueChamp June 21st, 2010 3:38 AM

Something that every boy and girl wants.

What's for dinner?

CyberDreams June 21st, 2010 3:32 PM

Follow your dreams!

What's the definition of two?

NOOBLMAO June 21st, 2010 6:20 PM

Two is how many pokeballs I have.

Why are you following me?

PokemonLeagueChamp June 22nd, 2010 2:40 AM

But I'm in front of you....

What's the difference between 22/7 and pi?

dieter57 June 22nd, 2010 1:11 PM

a number that i don't feel like calculating

why am i here?

Buddy14 June 22nd, 2010 5:46 PM

cause this thread was started.
Where do the homeless people live?
(my mom actually asked my that once.

Kishijoten June 22nd, 2010 6:23 PM

Somewhere, where homeless people live.

Teacher! Am I allow to cheat on this test?.

NOOBLMAO June 22nd, 2010 11:25 PM

If it was allowed, it wouldn't be cheating. So, yes, you can cheat. *universe explodes*

My question is posted on the back of your monitor.

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ June 23rd, 2010 7:44 AM

Snagem Head Gonzap.

Why is my Magikarp being arrested for securities fraud?

PokemonLeagueChamp June 23rd, 2010 6:33 PM

Because he joined me Team Rocket.

Why was I about to ask "what's for dinner" again?

dieter57 June 24th, 2010 1:39 PM

obviously you ate lunch again.

why did i hate mashed potatoes yesterday but absolutely love them today?

altariaking June 25th, 2010 6:27 AM

because today it was me that made them.

how do I fly?

PokemonLeagueChamp June 25th, 2010 5:19 PM

Correction: You can fly for precisely 0.50425 seconds. Then you fall.

Why has nobody made me a sammich?

jigglyppuff8 June 26th, 2010 5:17 AM

Because Princess Inada is Scolding Me.

Did You See That Shadow?

Reddo June 28th, 2010 4:39 PM

No, I Can't See Shadows Because It's Dark Here... But I Know How To Follow Your Pattern...

Will I meet Cynthia someday?

loliwin June 28th, 2010 5:00 PM

no i slapped her with a knife

Why do I like biscuits?

Reddo June 28th, 2010 5:04 PM

Beacuse they're comfy! XD

When will I go to the movies again?

dieter57 June 28th, 2010 6:12 PM

when you buy a ticket.

why did my tyranitar faint?

xDaisuke0 June 28th, 2010 9:35 PM

Because it saw you naked.

What happens if I drink coffee?

NeoZX June 29th, 2010 1:47 AM

The cup that previously had the coffee becomes empty.
Where do babies come from?

Maraala June 29th, 2010 5:13 PM

From a big bird in the sky using his black magic to fly and deliver babies O.o

Why are houses squares instead of circles?

♣Gawain♣ June 29th, 2010 5:50 PM

Because it's a square silly. XD

Why are balls circles?

MarstheCar June 29th, 2010 6:44 PM

Because they didn't want to be squares.
Why am I a Vampire? (The ones that die in sunlight).

Maraala June 30th, 2010 5:36 PM

Cause all the zombies were taken

Why can't I stand on my elbows?

Rose Pinkerton July 2nd, 2010 4:49 PM

Because the floor is butter.
Why is it that Maya is never online when I am? :/

PokemonLeagueChamp July 3rd, 2010 4:06 PM

Because the vampires and zombies are using them for tug-of-war.

Why does my hair not stand straight up when I'm scared?

Rose Pinkerton July 4th, 2010 3:45 AM

Because you have been cursed!
Why is the spirit medium afraid of ghosts?

Maraala July 4th, 2010 6:29 AM

They did bad things to her as a child. XD

Why are baby chickens yellow?

Shanghai Alice July 4th, 2010 1:02 PM

Because the mother pees in the eggs. (Nasty, I know. Sorry.)

Why are all the Touhou characters female?

Pokestick, good times. July 6th, 2010 11:28 AM

Because the author was a really pervy guy.

If vegetables are so nutrient, then why are they so disgusting?
(cliché attack!)

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ July 7th, 2010 9:36 AM

Because we live in a society where unhealthiness is embraced.

Is US Highway 521 awesome, or not so much?

A Pixy July 7th, 2010 10:20 AM

It's made of ducks, so I'll let you decide.

Why are waffles so non-horrible?

Negative-Zero July 7th, 2010 10:30 AM

because of gravity

why must seagulls fart rainbows?

Pokestick, good times. July 7th, 2010 11:29 AM

Myess, that be good.

Why does moar needs less?

Negative-Zero July 7th, 2010 11:39 AM

i blame Charmin ultra.

42?

Pokestick, good times. July 7th, 2010 12:01 PM

Nu uh. Life, the world and everything equals 67.

Should I wear a blue or a pink T-shirt?

Maraala July 7th, 2010 1:22 PM

Whatever the pie wants

will I grow taller?

Pokestick, good times. July 8th, 2010 1:12 AM

No, you will grow shorter.

Speaking of length, shy are my shoes hurting?

Jordan July 8th, 2010 7:04 AM

Because you're too shy to ever talk to them.

Can't I buy three chocolate bars for the price of one?

Maraala July 8th, 2010 7:09 AM

The store manager doesn't allow it

why do all M&M's taste the same even if they are different colors?

Pokestick, good times. July 8th, 2010 7:32 AM

Because you're colour blind, obviously.

I want the last FMA:B ep on YouTube NOW!

Maraala July 8th, 2010 8:23 AM

I would tell you the truth, but YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!

Why did i just say that?

Pokestick, good times. July 8th, 2010 8:29 AM

Because your brain has been taken over by cockroaches.

Did I just make that up, or did I get the idea from a REALLY pervy manga?

Maraala July 10th, 2010 7:11 AM

The cookiez told you to make it

Cookiez, why do i love you so?

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ July 13th, 2010 10:54 AM

They have weird hypnotic powers.

Is it a good idea to buy a used car from Bowser?

jigglyppuff8 July 13th, 2010 11:53 AM

To sell used vehicles, wouldn't he have to know how to buy them first? I mean, CLOWN CAR.

So I take it you're 15 years pregnant?

Jordan July 13th, 2010 12:15 PM

Pregnant with thoughts of marriage, yes.

Is there anything in this world that's free?

Shanghai Alice July 13th, 2010 1:37 PM

Freedom.

Oh wait, no, there's even a price for that.

Why is living so popular, even when the cost of living is so high?

Maraala July 13th, 2010 2:04 PM

Being dead is not as fun.

Why did I freeze my cat even though I was trying to turn it into a Glaceon and my mom said no? (<--- I really did that)

jigglyppuff8 July 13th, 2010 2:33 PM

POKMAN. SRS BSNS.

Why so nonchalant?

Shanghai Alice July 13th, 2010 2:46 PM

Better question:

Y SO SRS?

Why...? Just... WHY?

Jordan July 13th, 2010 3:01 PM

I was born without a humerus bone.

Why can't you see? You belong with me!

Negative-Zero July 13th, 2010 3:53 PM

because i dont.

why do people mistake yellow as a boy?

Snow Phoenix July 13th, 2010 7:55 PM

Because she IS... if you're reading in the dark or... on something >.>...

Would you like fries with that?

Maraala July 13th, 2010 7:58 PM

Of course I want fries with my Mcnuggets, Silly!

Why?

Snow Phoenix July 13th, 2010 7:59 PM

Because.

Mustard or mayo?

jigglyppuff8 July 13th, 2010 8:02 PM

OMG. WRONG THREAD IT GOES HERE http://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=208265 NOW MAKE ME A MOD. MAKE ME A MOD. MAKE. ME. A. MOD!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, where are my mod powers.

Snow Phoenix July 13th, 2010 8:08 PM

Your order got lost in the mail. >.>...

How ya doin'?

Maraala July 13th, 2010 8:11 PM

Very very tired...

Where is my giant stuffed Pikachu?!?!?!

Pokestick, good times. July 14th, 2010 12:48 AM

Under your bed, unlike your stuffed Togepi.

Where does my keys go?

Shanghai Alice July 14th, 2010 5:35 AM

In the key place.

WHY IS TOUHOUMON SO DIFFICULT?

Team_SJK July 14th, 2010 7:49 AM

Because that's the way it is.

Why is the head on GIR's costume so big?

jigglyppuff8 July 29th, 2010 9:31 PM

Because bigger is always better.

There is my soup in my fly. Check please?

wobbadude1 July 30th, 2010 2:34 AM

No, it's doing the breaststroke.

Where am I?

dragoniteuser July 30th, 2010 3:01 AM

DUDE, you're in a pokecommunity BLOG!

How come ground attacks doesn't affect fearow?!?!?

wesker7 July 30th, 2010 9:36 AM

Because he likes to fly away from attacks.

Why am I here?

Pokestick, good times. July 30th, 2010 10:48 AM

Because your frog didn't like it at home.

What happened to my OT thread? D:

last fighter 36 July 30th, 2010 12:10 PM

there are people posting in it

long time wow sorry y haven,t posted because of this
http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/ y read every single one

how are you?

Pokestick, good times. July 30th, 2010 12:19 PM

I M weasel.

Why do you support terrorism?

last fighter 36 July 30th, 2010 1:02 PM

the people scream

why did you go in your pants yesterday at school

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ July 30th, 2010 4:16 PM

The great Lord Magikarp commanded me to. You do not want to disobey him.

Where can I find the Orb of Judgment?

jigglyppuff8 July 30th, 2010 6:24 PM

Yes.

With a plate of Tuna?

Morgnarok July 30th, 2010 7:57 PM

Why is the sky blue ?

Odd isn't it ?

Pokestick, good times. July 31st, 2010 2:35 AM

No, it's not.

Why does questions are be?

KanadeTenshi July 31st, 2010 3:00 AM

Because we don't ask them.

Are my answers too stupid?


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