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Maybe.
Should answers be stupid in this thread? |
No.
How do I count to 10? |
Count to eleven and subtract one.
WE, LOVE, O-SAI, WE ARE S.Y.D! O-SAI, GAKUEN, GO! LET'S GO GIRLS AND BOYS! O! S! A! I! G! A! K! U! E! N! HERE WE GO! No.1! WE ARE SYD!! ..? |
I know! It's a... poem!
Was Philip's answer too smart? |
Verbal sex jokes in anime.
Why is there an ad for "dating for 50-plussers, Join for free" on this site? O_O |
It encoureges dating, but of course.
Why do I always see a Chrome ad? |
Because Chrome will take over the world.
Am I famous? D: |
Your name is famous.
Will I be accepted for FFXIV beta test? |
Only if you drive a Buick Century.
Why don't I want my mom to join PC? |
Because your mum will attempt to act like a mentor to the mods.
Why do I use English words? I don't live in England :D |
Because you live in Philippines.
Can I have a hug? =3 |
Magikarps.
RED is a color? |
no a person
is a fish a cat peanut butter or dog |
Congratulations, you won 1 million dollars!
Me? |
I
I can has cheezburger? |
No you can haz hot dog.
Is the pie the truth? |
Pie is a mathematical constant whose value is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space.
Why is there never a tissue around when I need to sneeze? |
Because tissues make you sneeze more.
What IS this? |
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That requires me to move my cursor.
Did I win? |
Because THEY SAID SO!!!
... What is the square root of a piece of pie? |
3.14159265
Two plus two is... |
it is 22
does that girl like me please tell me |
She likes me.
In Layman's Terms, speedy thing goes in, ________? |
No. Or else I would have eaten it.
What are asteroids? |
Steroids with A in the start of the word.
Ehh, what's up, Doc? |
You have terminal cancer.
Five apples + Seven nickels go at what speed? |
nikapel
do i have a girlfriend |
Try again later.
I wonder if anyone will miss my signature banner :| |
Waluigi does.
How did I get mixed up in this Ponzi scheme? |
I told you not to cook the spaghetti for too long.
Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? |
No- Go Compare!!
What's the meaning of life? |
DINNER.
How can I circumnavigate the quantifying proportional exponents in order to extrapolate the trajectorial quadratics? |
Draw a line.
Why does flying fish have no wings? |
Because it technically DOESN'T FLY.
Where's that pasta sauce? |
Near the food court, between Radio Shack and Bed Bath and Beyond.
Why do I like anime aimed at preteen girls? |
yep
how do you do how you do how |
*tch*, cause it's easy!
Have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a strawberry bush? |
yes, it was in strawberry shortcake's world!
have you ever eaten a wii remote? |
Is the said Wiimote dipped in maple syrup? If so, then maybe.
Can I have a chocolate chip cookie? |
You can have my "chocolate chip cookie".
What were thinking just now? |
I was thinking that I wanted a Chocolate Chip Cookie as well?
Can it be double chocolate? |
Why not?
What do you THINK about the simple electromagnetic quantities of an atom? |
I refuse to.
How does one cope? |
No one does. They think of some excuse.
---- Why do teachers teach? has been troubling me since 10 years.. |
Because they're looking for gold stashed somewhere in the depths of the school.
Would ceiling cat approve of my answer? |
celing cat sez meh
Can pikachus get rabid? |
Only if you mess with the Pokerus(DON'T try it).
Why the hell is my Xbox RROD'ing when I haven't even turned it on yet? |
Hey look, bold text!
How does that even happen? |
It just does
How come there is a scene in every Pokemon movie that makes Sammy cry? |
Because Ash's stupidity could even make Chuck Norris cry. Maybe.
Why do the people on the FBI's wanted posters look like professors at my college? |
I'd say get the heck outta that college.
Why am I not playing CoD right now? |
because CoD is no catch 'em all, u better off with the pokeballs
Will i sleep tonight? |
No, you will go to bed -_-
Can I jump off a 10 story building? |
Sure! I'll do if for you *pushes you off the 10 story building*
Do you like waffles? |
I don't like, i eat 'em
Can i post two times in this thread? (It's fun) :D |
Only if the mudkipz say you can.
Whot's for dinner? |
YOU!!!
If you could measure a yoctometer, what would be the size? |
A miserable pile of man.
What is a secret? |
I don't want to ruin the surprise.
Can I please go to jail now? |
You're already in.
What is the END of the WORLD? |
はてはてはてはてはてな!
What is an absurd answer to a Jupiterian? |
It might have something to do with Saturn.
Can I make things better somehow? |
Only if you can convince things to listen to you.
Should I run for Prime Minister next year? |
No, you should just run away.
Can I eat cheese? |
If by cheese, you mean cheese, then no.
Continue? |
*resets game*
*says in childish voice* You eated mah cookie? |
Aww no I didn't sweetheart. It was the goldfish in the kitchen.
Is chartreuse an amazing color? |
No, Betelgeuse is an amazing colour.
Ford anyone? |
Well, my dad's old '86 Taurus wagon was a pretty cool car.
Will I finally be able to beat the Hammer Brothers this year? |
no, but i'll hammer you bruvaa. (or sister? ;x )
How can I make this pain in my mouth go away -_- |
Chew on some rocks! That'll help!
If a meteor falls on Earth will Mudkipz be the only one to survive, besides Chuck Norris I mean...? |
Yes, Mudkipz are that cool.
Do u liek Mudkipz? |
only if theyre totodiles :D
what is hello? |
Hell, its an O.
Why do you reply? |
Because I want to do it.
Kay-O? |
One what?
Peanut butter goes good with....brownies? Does it? |
Nope, doesn't go with anything! But drives with everything!
If you breed Wailord and a Zigzagoon, what do you get...? |
One hell of a screwed-up-pokemon.
Does Duct Tape really fix everything? |
Yes, if you don't want.
Can I meet someone I like? (not so stupid :D) |
The good news: The person exists.
The bad news: The person lives in the far future, so I hope you know how to make a time machine. Deloreans are really hard to find nowadays and the secrets of the Flux capacitor went with Doc to the past. Can I use your photocopier? I want to make some fake tickets to the big game and rip off some suckers. |
sorry i left it to air dry and it got rained on xD
Does 2-Pok live? |
That's just stupid.
Me or you? |
No, Bowser.
At this next intersection, do I make a right or a left? |
You make a wrong.
What does green taste like? |
It tastes a bit more bitter then blue.
How do I taste? |
Horrible...Blue tastes beddur
Where's Sammy's emblems? |
in her shirt pocket. >.<
Is Justin Beiber really a stalker? |
No, he's a person.
What's a hypotenuse? |
a hyper nuicense on pot (bad grammer!)
what is the name of Michael Jackson's youngest child? |
:| [sic]
What are you doing over their? [sic] |
Ima draining ur tank.
Duhhh is it Pokéstick hahahahaha? :B |
NO.
So how exactly do the quantifying properties of proportional division equate the formulated factors? |
A wizard did it!
Why is "Jones" a popular surname in Wales, yet there is no "J" in the Welsh alphabet? |
That depends on your accent, obviously.
Online or inlines? |
Or.
Do these shoes go with this bag? |
Yes-desu.
DOes me have pengs? :3 |
Pengcils are superior.
Shall I call the police? |
No, because they will make it worse
What should I do about Megan Fox stalking me? |
stalk her
what should i do if i sleep? |
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