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Pokestick, good times. July 31st, 2010 3:29 AM

Maybe.

Should answers be stupid in this thread?

KanadeTenshi July 31st, 2010 3:30 AM

No.

How do I count to 10?

Pokestick, good times. July 31st, 2010 3:34 AM

Count to eleven and subtract one.

WE, LOVE, O-SAI, WE ARE S.Y.D!
O-SAI, GAKUEN, GO!
LET'S GO GIRLS AND BOYS!
O! S! A! I! G! A! K! U! E! N!
HERE WE GO! No.1! WE ARE SYD!!

..?

KanadeTenshi July 31st, 2010 3:36 AM

I know! It's a... poem!

Was Philip's answer too smart?

Pokestick, good times. July 31st, 2010 3:42 AM

Verbal sex jokes in anime.

Why is there an ad for "dating for 50-plussers, Join for free" on this site? O_O

KanadeTenshi July 31st, 2010 3:46 AM

It encoureges dating, but of course.

Why do I always see a Chrome ad?

Pokestick, good times. July 31st, 2010 3:57 AM

Because Chrome will take over the world.

Am I famous? D:

KanadeTenshi July 31st, 2010 4:00 AM

Your name is famous.

Will I be accepted for FFXIV beta test?

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ July 31st, 2010 5:07 AM

Only if you drive a Buick Century.

Why don't I want my mom to join PC?

Pokestick, good times. July 31st, 2010 5:12 AM

Because your mum will attempt to act like a mentor to the mods.

Why do I use English words? I don't live in England :D

KanadeTenshi July 31st, 2010 7:18 AM

Because you live in Philippines.

Can I have a hug? =3

Zeffy July 31st, 2010 7:57 AM

Magikarps.

RED is a color?

last fighter 36 July 31st, 2010 8:13 AM

no a person

is a fish a cat peanut butter or dog

Zeffy July 31st, 2010 8:28 AM

Congratulations, you won 1 million dollars!

Me?

KanadeTenshi July 31st, 2010 8:35 AM

I

I can has cheezburger?

Awesome. July 31st, 2010 8:53 AM

No you can haz hot dog.

Is the pie the truth?

wobbadude1 July 31st, 2010 11:07 AM

Pie is a mathematical constant whose value is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space.

Why is there never a tissue around when I need to sneeze?

wesker7 July 31st, 2010 1:26 PM

Because tissues make you sneeze more.

What IS this?

last fighter 36 July 31st, 2010 1:30 PM

pain

can you click herehttp://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c1/p1.html

alisaie July 31st, 2010 3:03 PM

That requires me to move my cursor.

Did I win?

Dawn July 31st, 2010 3:07 PM

Because THEY SAID SO!!!

...

What is the square root of a piece of pie?

KanadeTenshi July 31st, 2010 3:12 PM

3.14159265

Two plus two is...

last fighter 36 July 31st, 2010 3:14 PM

it is 22

does that girl like me please tell me

KanadeTenshi July 31st, 2010 3:16 PM

She likes me.

In Layman's Terms, speedy thing goes in, ________?

alisaie July 31st, 2010 3:18 PM

No. Or else I would have eaten it.

What are asteroids?

KanadeTenshi July 31st, 2010 3:19 PM

Steroids with A in the start of the word.

Ehh, what's up, Doc?

jigglyppuff8 July 31st, 2010 3:36 PM

You have terminal cancer.

Five apples + Seven nickels go at what speed?

last fighter 36 July 31st, 2010 3:39 PM

nikapel

do i have a girlfriend

Pokestick, good times. August 1st, 2010 5:05 AM

Try again later.

I wonder if anyone will miss my signature banner :|

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ August 1st, 2010 8:37 PM

Waluigi does.

How did I get mixed up in this Ponzi scheme?

PokemonLeagueChamp August 2nd, 2010 5:50 AM

I told you not to cook the spaghetti for too long.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance?

wobbadude1 August 2nd, 2010 8:00 AM

No- Go Compare!!

What's the meaning of life?

PokemonLeagueChamp August 2nd, 2010 8:04 AM

DINNER.

How can I circumnavigate the quantifying proportional exponents in order to extrapolate the trajectorial quadratics?

polkop August 2nd, 2010 8:06 AM

Draw a line.

Why does flying fish have no wings?

PokemonLeagueChamp August 2nd, 2010 8:09 AM

Because it technically DOESN'T FLY.

Where's that pasta sauce?

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ August 3rd, 2010 5:48 AM

Near the food court, between Radio Shack and Bed Bath and Beyond.

Why do I like anime aimed at preteen girls?

last fighter 36 August 8th, 2010 11:03 AM

yep

how do you do how you do how

dragoniteuser August 8th, 2010 11:18 AM

*tch*, cause it's easy!

Have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a strawberry bush?

.Hoenn August 8th, 2010 1:16 PM

yes, it was in strawberry shortcake's world!

have you ever eaten a wii remote?

Jordan August 8th, 2010 1:45 PM

Is the said Wiimote dipped in maple syrup? If so, then maybe.

Can I have a chocolate chip cookie?

jigglyppuff8 August 8th, 2010 4:18 PM

You can have my "chocolate chip cookie".

What were thinking just now?

Planetes. August 8th, 2010 5:26 PM

I was thinking that I wanted a Chocolate Chip Cookie as well?

Can it be double chocolate?

wesker7 August 8th, 2010 8:13 PM

Why not?

What do you THINK about the simple electromagnetic quantities of an atom?

GassyOcelot August 8th, 2010 9:17 PM

I refuse to.

How does one cope?

mervyn797 August 9th, 2010 3:18 AM

No one does. They think of some excuse.
----
Why do teachers teach?
has been troubling me since 10 years..

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ August 9th, 2010 6:11 AM

Because they're looking for gold stashed somewhere in the depths of the school.

Would ceiling cat approve of my answer?

Planetes. August 9th, 2010 6:20 PM

celing cat sez meh
Can pikachus get rabid?

PokemonLeagueChamp August 9th, 2010 7:20 PM

Only if you mess with the Pokerus(DON'T try it).

Why the hell is my Xbox RROD'ing when I haven't even turned it on yet?

jigglyppuff8 August 9th, 2010 9:49 PM

Hey look, bold text!

How does that even happen?

Maraala August 10th, 2010 4:13 AM

It just does

How come there is a scene in every Pokemon movie that makes Sammy cry?

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ August 10th, 2010 6:31 AM

Because Ash's stupidity could even make Chuck Norris cry. Maybe.

Why do the people on the FBI's wanted posters look like professors at my college?

PokemonLeagueChamp August 10th, 2010 7:03 AM

I'd say get the heck outta that college.

Why am I not playing CoD right now?

miccy August 10th, 2010 8:08 AM

because CoD is no catch 'em all, u better off with the pokeballs

Will i sleep tonight?

Chad - August 10th, 2010 8:13 AM

No, you will go to bed -_-

Can I jump off a 10 story building?

Mew~ August 10th, 2010 8:15 AM

Sure! I'll do if for you *pushes you off the 10 story building*

Do you like waffles?

miccy August 10th, 2010 8:26 AM

I don't like, i eat 'em

Can i post two times in this thread? (It's fun) :D

PokemonLeagueChamp August 10th, 2010 9:07 AM

Only if the mudkipz say you can.

Whot's for dinner?

wesker7 August 10th, 2010 9:42 AM

YOU!!!
If you could measure a yoctometer, what would be the size?

jigglyppuff8 August 10th, 2010 9:47 AM

A miserable pile of man.

What is a secret?

Jordan August 10th, 2010 9:53 AM

I don't want to ruin the surprise.

Can I please go to jail now?

wesker7 August 10th, 2010 9:55 AM

You're already in.
What is the END of the WORLD?

jigglyppuff8 August 10th, 2010 9:59 AM

はてはてはてはてはてな!

What is an absurd answer to a Jupiterian?

Pokestick, good times. August 10th, 2010 12:44 PM

It might have something to do with Saturn.

Can I make things better somehow?

Jordan August 10th, 2010 12:56 PM

Only if you can convince things to listen to you.

Should I run for Prime Minister next year?

syyyr August 10th, 2010 1:41 PM

No, you should just run away.

Can I eat cheese?

jigglyppuff8 August 10th, 2010 5:51 PM

If by cheese, you mean cheese, then no.

Continue?

shininglatios217 August 10th, 2010 5:53 PM

*resets game*

*says in childish voice* You eated mah cookie?

Aquacorde August 10th, 2010 6:33 PM

Aww no I didn't sweetheart. It was the goldfish in the kitchen.

Is chartreuse an amazing color?

Pokestick, good times. August 11th, 2010 3:40 AM

No, Betelgeuse is an amazing colour.

Ford anyone?

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ August 11th, 2010 11:12 AM

Well, my dad's old '86 Taurus wagon was a pretty cool car.

Will I finally be able to beat the Hammer Brothers this year?

Suki August 11th, 2010 11:24 AM

no, but i'll hammer you bruvaa. (or sister? ;x )

How can I make this pain in my mouth go away -_-

dragoniteuser August 11th, 2010 11:28 AM

Chew on some rocks! That'll help!
If a meteor falls on Earth will Mudkipz be the only one to survive, besides Chuck Norris I mean...?

shininglatios217 August 11th, 2010 11:31 AM

Yes, Mudkipz are that cool.

Do u liek Mudkipz?

GaXeL August 11th, 2010 11:38 AM

only if theyre totodiles :D

what is hello?

miccy August 11th, 2010 12:03 PM

Hell, its an O.

Why do you reply?

shininglatios217 August 11th, 2010 12:04 PM

Because I want to do it.

Kay-O?

TokioHumaNeko August 11th, 2010 12:06 PM

One what?

Peanut butter goes good with....brownies? Does it?

dragoniteuser August 11th, 2010 12:25 PM

Nope, doesn't go with anything! But drives with everything!

If you breed Wailord and a Zigzagoon, what do you get...?

TokioHumaNeko August 11th, 2010 12:26 PM

One hell of a screwed-up-pokemon.

Does Duct Tape really fix everything?

syyyr August 11th, 2010 3:00 PM

Yes, if you don't want.

Can I meet someone I like? (not so stupid :D)

The Corrupt Plague August 11th, 2010 3:50 PM

The good news: The person exists.

The bad news: The person lives in the far future, so I hope you know how to make a time machine. Deloreans are really hard to find nowadays and the secrets of the Flux capacitor went with Doc to the past.

Can I use your photocopier? I want to make some fake tickets to the big game and rip off some suckers.

The Last One August 11th, 2010 6:10 PM

sorry i left it to air dry and it got rained on xD

Does 2-Pok live?

Pokestick, good times. August 12th, 2010 5:29 AM

That's just stupid.

Me or you?

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ August 12th, 2010 6:09 AM

No, Bowser.

At this next intersection, do I make a right or a left?

jigglyppuff8 August 12th, 2010 8:19 AM

You make a wrong.

What does green taste like?

syyyr August 12th, 2010 8:41 AM

It tastes a bit more bitter then blue.

How do I taste?

Maraala August 12th, 2010 9:09 AM

Horrible...Blue tastes beddur

Where's Sammy's emblems?

The Last One August 12th, 2010 11:19 AM

in her shirt pocket. >.<


Is Justin Beiber really a stalker?

wobbadude1 August 12th, 2010 11:46 AM

No, he's a person.

What's a hypotenuse?

The Last One August 12th, 2010 11:52 AM

a hyper nuicense on pot (bad grammer!)

what is the name of Michael Jackson's youngest child?

jigglyppuff8 August 12th, 2010 7:31 PM

:| [sic]

What are you doing over their? [sic]

Pokestick, good times. August 13th, 2010 4:11 AM

Ima draining ur tank.

Duhhh is it Pokéstick hahahahaha? :B

PokemonLeagueChamp August 13th, 2010 7:25 AM

NO.

So how exactly do the quantifying properties of proportional division equate the formulated factors?

wobbadude1 August 14th, 2010 1:42 AM

A wizard did it!

Why is "Jones" a popular surname in Wales, yet there is no "J" in the Welsh alphabet?

Pokestick, good times. August 14th, 2010 2:09 AM

That depends on your accent, obviously.

Online or inlines?

CMMTeddy August 14th, 2010 3:06 AM

Or.

Do these shoes go with this bag?

Pokestick, good times. August 14th, 2010 3:18 AM

Yes-desu.

DOes me have pengs? :3

jigglyppuff8 August 17th, 2010 8:34 PM

Pengcils are superior.

Shall I call the police?

The Last One August 17th, 2010 9:04 PM

No, because they will make it worse

What should I do about Megan Fox stalking me?

tpmrpg August 18th, 2010 12:06 PM

stalk her

what should i do if i sleep?


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