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Gymnotide August 18th, 2010 4:07 PM

Sleep.
What kind of Pokemon are you? Are you loyal through and through?

Pokestick, good times. August 19th, 2010 6:13 AM

What is the what now... Period.

Species?

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ August 19th, 2010 12:00 PM

Quality Inn.

Free continental breakfast?

jigglyppuff8 August 19th, 2010 12:22 PM

Only if you're a continent.

You are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. It is a balmy summer evening. You are feeling particularly hard boiled tonight.

What will you do?

dragoniteuser August 19th, 2010 12:42 PM

The answer is pretty simple: I luve Mudkipz!

What's the theory of relativity?

Pokestick, good times. August 20th, 2010 5:37 AM

Uhhhhhhh™.

Now: why is that?

WonderGirl August 20th, 2010 11:09 AM

Because I herd u liek mudkipz!

Why black and white but not brown?

wesker7 August 20th, 2010 11:50 AM

Because brown is not a combination of Black and WHITE!!!

Why do i NAWT liek mudkipz?

mervyn797 August 21st, 2010 2:05 AM

Because its called a mudkip. xD
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How do I apply for a poetic license?

PokemonLeagueChamp August 21st, 2010 10:10 AM

By actually writing for once in your life.

Why the hell is Godzilla sleeping in my backyard?

last fighter 36 August 21st, 2010 5:26 PM

it loves it and want,s you to bee his owner

why haven't i brought her flowers

PokemonLeagueChamp August 21st, 2010 5:31 PM

Because she rejected you and you're upset.

Why am I sitting here typing this pointless question instead of being out actually having a life?

last fighter 36 August 21st, 2010 5:37 PM

yes

should i ask her out tell me rofl

PokemonLeagueChamp August 21st, 2010 5:40 PM

Seriously why the hell are you asking me? Your dog probably knows the answer better than I do. :P

What is the triangulated proportion of an isometric divisor?

last fighter 36 August 21st, 2010 5:45 PM

what the heck are you talking about

how do you play diaper whip

PokemonLeagueChamp August 21st, 2010 5:48 PM

You should know, you invented it.

Why so serious?

last fighter 36 August 21st, 2010 5:57 PM

i gotta pee realy bad

can i go to the bathroom

PokemonLeagueChamp August 21st, 2010 5:59 PM

No.

I can has Nintendo 3DS nao?

last fighter 36 August 21st, 2010 6:02 PM

nooo

please let me go to the bathroom

PokemonLeagueChamp August 21st, 2010 6:03 PM

No. It's being renovated.

Why am I still here?

last fighter 36 August 21st, 2010 6:05 PM

because you didn,t die

can i go now to bathroom



im gonna go to sleep

PokemonLeagueChamp August 21st, 2010 6:07 PM

If you're going to sleep, you can't go to the bathroom now can you?

When is Pokemon Grey going to be revealed?

Cid August 21st, 2010 6:59 PM

When you stop seeing in color.

Who invented procrastination?

last fighter 36 August 22nd, 2010 5:16 AM

Roxas and ven.

Can i pee now?

dragoniteuser August 22nd, 2010 5:25 AM

Nope! Hold it in!

Is bannana split possible to order in burger king?

last fighter 36 August 22nd, 2010 5:51 AM

Yes.

Can i play p town huh.

Jordan August 28th, 2010 3:39 PM

Nah, the box says only people not associated with #36 can play.

Can I fight toothpaste people?

austy14 August 28th, 2010 6:03 PM

People selling toothpaste, yes. People made of toothpaste, no.

Will antioxidents really keep the monsters away?

jigglyppuff8 August 28th, 2010 6:14 PM

You have to BELIEVE in the power of FRIENDSHIP.

Could I be any less adjective?

lx_theo August 28th, 2010 6:27 PM

In possible ways nonconforming to to what you might expect yet extremely similar.

What can kill the Grimace?

austy14 August 28th, 2010 11:01 PM

Ironically, free ice cream.

Why does this couch fell lumpy?

redsaber5859 August 28th, 2010 11:05 PM

because your not sitting in it, your sitting on a Walrein

Why am I not black?

austy14 August 28th, 2010 11:07 PM

Because YOU'RE ADOPTED!!!

Why is there not an app for that?

austy14 August 30th, 2010 9:50 AM

Because no one likes soft money.

Why do girls scream about everything?

last fighter 36 August 31st, 2010 4:33 AM

Ice cream

why am i grounded

austy14 August 31st, 2010 7:40 AM

Because you forgot how to fly.

Why am I so optimistic?

last fighter 36 August 31st, 2010 8:48 AM

Because Brock screamed at your mother

why do i have pink hair

wesker7 August 31st, 2010 11:10 AM

Because, it's odd.

What do I need to do right now?

Arc August 31st, 2010 11:12 AM

Massage your legs.

Why am I using green coloured text?

Jordan August 31st, 2010 11:16 AM

Because you have money on your mind.

Am I being too America-centric in that answer...even though I'm not American?

Arc August 31st, 2010 11:21 AM

No, you just ate a brick, that tricks you that you are thinking like a American.

Why is money on my mind?

chickenofunity August 31st, 2010 1:52 PM

Becuase There is a hole at the top of your head allowing it to get inside.

Why is the sky blue?

Chad - August 31st, 2010 1:56 PM

Because it was painted that way -___-

Why do people die?

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ September 1st, 2010 12:11 PM

Because if people ate mailboxes instead, that would just be weird.

Is Waluigi really NUMBAH 1?

Jordan September 2nd, 2010 4:47 AM

Nah, he's just repeating what his mother told him when he was young to encourage himself.

Would a Batman vs. Megaman fight be awesome?

WonderGirl September 2nd, 2010 4:51 AM

No, but a WonderGirl vs. SuperGirl would because I would own her hardcore >:D

Who's going to buy me pizza?

Arc September 2nd, 2010 7:38 PM

Your wallet will buy you Pizza.

Why does my pet Elephant, bite me?

Chaos Rush September 2nd, 2010 8:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barrage (Post 6124437)
Your wallet will buy you Pizza.

Why does my pet Elephant, bite me?

Child abuse issues.

Why is Taylor Swift really hot?

jigglyppuff8 September 2nd, 2010 8:37 PM

It's summer. You know, when it's hot outside. And stuff.

Do you buy sausage?

tkallab September 3rd, 2010 1:19 PM

No, I don't wanna go out to buy one, it's too hot.

Why can't I see who's viewing a thread?

phantominoid September 3rd, 2010 1:22 PM

no clue, ask admins

Why is this day super slow?

tkallab September 3rd, 2010 1:45 PM

Because of time zones and the theory of relativity.

Why do we keep posting in the same threads?

phantominoid September 3rd, 2010 1:47 PM

i dunno, maybe cuz we have the same thoughts and brainz lmao

Why is this place so awesome?

Jordan September 3rd, 2010 1:53 PM

Because the people here can feign sophistication and intelligence with superfluous use of long diction.

Can I get a cheeseburger?

phantominoid September 3rd, 2010 1:54 PM

yes you can.

Can i get some fries?

jigglyppuff8 September 3rd, 2010 2:01 PM

May I get some fries.

Is this question purple?

phantominoid September 3rd, 2010 2:03 PM

yes is is, blue+red= purple

Do you think this topic would end?

tkallab September 3rd, 2010 2:16 PM

Hurr durr durr.

Watcha doing?

phantominoid September 3rd, 2010 2:19 PM

helping a friend with her islam assignment

What time is it there?

tkallab September 3rd, 2010 2:21 PM

Where?

I'm not writing this just because I'm unsure whether the four words minimum applies in the off topic section.

jigglyppuff8 September 4th, 2010 7:49 PM

You thought I was going to say something about you not having a question, didn't you?

DIDN'T YOU?

austy14 September 5th, 2010 9:42 AM

NO, HE DID IT! -->

Hey, where's Perry?

Ficher September 5th, 2010 10:42 AM

With the evil scientist or something. I am assuming you are referring to the cartoon on Disney.

Why are there 10 fingers?

Mudkip202 September 12th, 2010 1:05 AM

Because there are 10.9 fingers in each hand.

Why is Youtube famous?

Pokestick, good times. September 12th, 2010 2:38 AM

Because of Eddsworld D:

To be or not to be?

Ficher September 12th, 2010 5:39 AM

3 be.

Should I go up or down?

Pokestick, good times. September 12th, 2010 8:45 AM

Never sideways.

Why is this?

Maraala September 12th, 2010 11:15 AM

Because the government controls your mind!!!!

I haz a flavor?

Pokestick, good times. September 12th, 2010 11:22 AM

No. You have favour.

I be you, You be me?

Ficher September 12th, 2010 1:16 PM

Yes, I am "be me".

Want to eat my hat?

austy14 September 12th, 2010 7:41 PM

Yes, hat's are nutritous.

Where can I buy a very fancy pen?

Pokestick, good times. September 13th, 2010 12:37 AM

Swimming store.

What is your objective, mr. Bewnd?

Ficher September 13th, 2010 12:42 AM

To pick up chicks and eat my boot.

What did she say?

curiousnathan September 13th, 2010 1:02 AM

Stacks of Waffles.

Curious?

Pokestick, good times. September 13th, 2010 1:05 AM

Always never.

Why is that then?

curiousnathan September 13th, 2010 1:15 AM

Because then is that.

Fancy a cup of sauce?

Pokestick, good times. September 13th, 2010 1:23 AM

No. Mail! >:U

Why are you like that anyway?

Saitou September 13th, 2010 8:20 AM

I can't eat my food now.

Why can't the moon talk?

dragoniteuser September 13th, 2010 8:27 AM

Cause it's chewing on it's pizza!

Why can't snakes fly?

Saitou September 13th, 2010 8:29 AM

Their tail is made of steel + cement.

Is that curtain blue?

chickenofunity September 13th, 2010 9:32 AM

It is not a curtain, it is your face.

Why are spots not green?

Saitou September 13th, 2010 9:56 AM

Because green is not spots.

Why do dogs chase cats?

Pokestick, good times. September 13th, 2010 10:33 AM

Because cheese. Is. AWESOME.

And what the hell are you ranting about now?

Saitou September 13th, 2010 10:57 AM

How chickens dance the chicken dance.

What color is a blue rooster?

rndm. September 13th, 2010 11:15 AM

It's hairy.

Why walk on water when we've got boats?

Pokestick, good times. September 13th, 2010 11:19 PM

Because that's What Jesus Would Do.

No?

Saitou September 13th, 2010 11:27 PM

Hay.

Are you high from the pot you've been smoking, little dwarf?

Pokestick, good times. September 14th, 2010 5:24 AM

Yes.

No, but why then?

Saitou September 14th, 2010 8:09 AM

Not then, that.

Why are you dancing on this guy's head?

Pokestick, good times. September 14th, 2010 8:49 AM

Because you can't tell me what to do and not to do! D:

Then what?

Saitou September 14th, 2010 8:52 AM

What? Who's what? What, what?

Can..it..be?!

Reddo September 14th, 2010 8:53 AM

Then the giant Sunfloras ate the Sun...

Why are you reading this?

Saitou September 14th, 2010 8:55 AM

It has porn black toilets.

Why can't you see the obvious?

Reddo September 14th, 2010 8:57 AM

It is surrounded by shadows...

Do you have a cake too?

Pokestick, good times. September 14th, 2010 9:01 AM

I do not speak Engurisu, sir.

Why?

Saitou September 14th, 2010 9:03 AM

Wynaut.

Can you walk-the- walk and talk-the-talk?

chickenofunity September 14th, 2010 10:59 AM

If pigs can do Algebra in french.

Are you from Mars?

Saitou September 14th, 2010 11:38 AM

From Galaxy, actually.

Do you know your ABCs?

dragoniteuser September 14th, 2010 11:41 AM

Sure he goes to same class as me!

Why does a fish swim?

Saitou September 14th, 2010 11:45 AM

It cannot fly.

Can an elephant dance salsa?


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