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Sleep.
What kind of Pokemon are you? Are you loyal through and through? |
What is the what now... Period.
Species? |
Quality Inn.
Free continental breakfast? |
Only if you're a continent.
You are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. It is a balmy summer evening. You are feeling particularly hard boiled tonight. What will you do? |
The answer is pretty simple: I luve Mudkipz!
What's the theory of relativity? |
Uhhhhhhh™.
Now: why is that? |
Because I herd u liek mudkipz!
Why black and white but not brown? |
Because brown is not a combination of Black and WHITE!!!
Why do i NAWT liek mudkipz? |
Because its called a mudkip. xD
-- How do I apply for a poetic license? |
By actually writing for once in your life.
Why the hell is Godzilla sleeping in my backyard? |
it loves it and want,s you to bee his owner
why haven't i brought her flowers |
Because she rejected you and you're upset.
Why am I sitting here typing this pointless question instead of being out actually having a life? |
yes
should i ask her out tell me rofl |
Seriously why the hell are you asking me? Your dog probably knows the answer better than I do. :P
What is the triangulated proportion of an isometric divisor? |
what the heck are you talking about
how do you play diaper whip |
You should know, you invented it.
Why so serious? |
i gotta pee realy bad
can i go to the bathroom |
No.
I can has Nintendo 3DS nao? |
nooo
please let me go to the bathroom |
No. It's being renovated.
Why am I still here? |
because you didn,t die
can i go now to bathroom im gonna go to sleep |
If you're going to sleep, you can't go to the bathroom now can you?
When is Pokemon Grey going to be revealed? |
When you stop seeing in color.
Who invented procrastination? |
Roxas and ven.
Can i pee now? |
Nope! Hold it in!
Is bannana split possible to order in burger king? |
Yes.
Can i play p town huh. |
Nah, the box says only people not associated with #36 can play.
Can I fight toothpaste people? |
People selling toothpaste, yes. People made of toothpaste, no.
Will antioxidents really keep the monsters away? |
You have to BELIEVE in the power of FRIENDSHIP.
Could I be any less adjective? |
In possible ways nonconforming to to what you might expect yet extremely similar.
What can kill the Grimace? |
Ironically, free ice cream.
Why does this couch fell lumpy? |
because your not sitting in it, your sitting on a Walrein
Why am I not black? |
Because YOU'RE ADOPTED!!!
Why is there not an app for that? |
Because no one likes soft money.
Why do girls scream about everything? |
Ice cream
why am i grounded |
Because you forgot how to fly.
Why am I so optimistic? |
Because Brock screamed at your mother
why do i have pink hair |
Because, it's odd.
What do I need to do right now? |
Massage your legs.
Why am I using green coloured text? |
Because you have money on your mind.
Am I being too America-centric in that answer...even though I'm not American? |
No, you just ate a brick, that tricks you that you are thinking like a American.
Why is money on my mind? |
Becuase There is a hole at the top of your head allowing it to get inside.
Why is the sky blue? |
Because it was painted that way -___-
Why do people die? |
Because if people ate mailboxes instead, that would just be weird.
Is Waluigi really NUMBAH 1? |
Nah, he's just repeating what his mother told him when he was young to encourage himself.
Would a Batman vs. Megaman fight be awesome? |
No, but a WonderGirl vs. SuperGirl would because I would own her hardcore >:D
Who's going to buy me pizza? |
Your wallet will buy you Pizza.
Why does my pet Elephant, bite me? |
Quote:
Why is Taylor Swift really hot? |
It's summer. You know, when it's hot outside. And stuff.
Do you buy sausage? |
No, I don't wanna go out to buy one, it's too hot.
Why can't I see who's viewing a thread? |
no clue, ask admins
Why is this day super slow? |
Because of time zones and the theory of relativity.
Why do we keep posting in the same threads? |
i dunno, maybe cuz we have the same thoughts and brainz lmao
Why is this place so awesome? |
Because the people here can feign sophistication and intelligence with superfluous use of long diction.
Can I get a cheeseburger? |
yes you can.
Can i get some fries? |
May I get some fries.
Is this question purple? |
yes is is, blue+red= purple
Do you think this topic would end? |
Hurr durr durr.
Watcha doing? |
helping a friend with her islam assignment
What time is it there? |
Where?
I'm not writing this just because I'm unsure whether the four words minimum applies in the off topic section. |
You thought I was going to say something about you not having a question, didn't you?
DIDN'T YOU? |
NO, HE DID IT! -->
Hey, where's Perry? |
With the evil scientist or something. I am assuming you are referring to the cartoon on Disney.
Why are there 10 fingers? |
Because there are 10.9 fingers in each hand.
Why is Youtube famous? |
Because of Eddsworld D:
To be or not to be? |
3 be.
Should I go up or down? |
Never sideways.
Why is this? |
Because the government controls your mind!!!!
I haz a flavor? |
No. You have favour.
I be you, You be me? |
Yes, I am "be me".
Want to eat my hat? |
Yes, hat's are nutritous.
Where can I buy a very fancy pen? |
Swimming store.
What is your objective, mr. Bewnd? |
To pick up chicks and eat my boot.
What did she say? |
Stacks of Waffles.
Curious? |
Always never.
Why is that then? |
Because then is that.
Fancy a cup of sauce? |
No. Mail! >:U
Why are you like that anyway? |
I can't eat my food now.
Why can't the moon talk? |
Cause it's chewing on it's pizza!
Why can't snakes fly? |
Their tail is made of steel + cement.
Is that curtain blue? |
It is not a curtain, it is your face.
Why are spots not green? |
Because green is not spots.
Why do dogs chase cats? |
Because cheese. Is. AWESOME.
And what the hell are you ranting about now? |
How chickens dance the chicken dance.
What color is a blue rooster? |
It's hairy.
Why walk on water when we've got boats? |
Because that's What Jesus Would Do.
No? |
Hay.
Are you high from the pot you've been smoking, little dwarf? |
Yes.
No, but why then? |
Not then, that.
Why are you dancing on this guy's head? |
Because you can't tell me what to do and not to do! D:
Then what? |
What? Who's what? What, what?
Can..it..be?! |
Then the giant Sunfloras ate the Sun...
Why are you reading this? |
It has porn black toilets.
Why can't you see the obvious? |
It is surrounded by shadows...
Do you have a cake too? |
I do not speak Engurisu, sir.
Why? |
Wynaut.
Can you walk-the- walk and talk-the-talk? |
If pigs can do Algebra in french.
Are you from Mars? |
From Galaxy, actually.
Do you know your ABCs? |
Sure he goes to same class as me!
Why does a fish swim? |
It cannot fly.
Can an elephant dance salsa? |
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