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dragoniteuser September 14th, 2010 11:48 AM

It can eat it too!

Why do I do what I do when I ask why I do something I do?

Saitou September 14th, 2010 1:04 PM

You don't.

If a 3-legged donkey and a paralyzed zebra race, who would win?

Whater September 18th, 2010 11:40 PM

The guy in the stands in a wheel chair.

If I died, what would be your reaction?

Lαvi September 19th, 2010 12:26 AM

Funny.

What does a talking glass say to a talking fan?

Dark Pulse94 September 19th, 2010 1:27 AM

nothing, they both lost their power of speech

what is the colour of Tuesday?

Dooonerz September 19th, 2010 1:29 AM

Blue; Like "Bluesday" xD

Why is the sky blue?

Pokestick, good times. September 19th, 2010 4:26 AM

Because the sky wants to make a tribute to James Cameron's Avatar.

No?

Martins September 19th, 2010 5:46 AM

Nope.

Can people dance on one hair?

Pokestick, good times. September 19th, 2010 5:49 AM

No, but they can with.

Why?

Martins September 19th, 2010 6:56 AM

Y.

Can man travel faster than the speed of light?

Pokestick, good times. September 19th, 2010 7:00 AM

Yay man can nawt.

NOPE.

???

Jordan September 19th, 2010 8:13 AM

....

Why am I afraid of ellipses?

last fighter 36 September 19th, 2010 8:27 AM

because eclipse movie is kind of lame
do you know my friend swampert.

Pokestick, good times. September 19th, 2010 8:39 AM

No, because

1) You stated opinion, not fact.

2) You're dissing the laws of grammar. Don't diss the laws of grammar!

3) My Swampert was erased years ago due to some unfortunate events. >:|

***

Why?

last fighter 36 September 19th, 2010 8:49 AM

Because i say so PGT[POKESTICK GOOD TIMES]

huh.

Pokestick, good times. September 19th, 2010 8:54 AM

No that is not.

STAY OUT OF THE COOKIE BEAN JERRY!?

last fighter 36 September 19th, 2010 9:02 AM

how'd you know my name.

how tell me.

Pokestick, good times. September 19th, 2010 9:03 AM

Never!

Or will I? Hmm...

last fighter 36 September 19th, 2010 9:05 AM

yes

why are we the only ones in this thread.

Pokestick, good times. September 19th, 2010 9:07 AM

Because I'm a great thread killer :3

?

last fighter 36 September 19th, 2010 9:23 AM

????????????

what the peck is this ?

Pokestick, good times. September 19th, 2010 9:38 AM

NO.

Monthy Python's Flying Circus?

last fighter 36 September 19th, 2010 9:52 AM

you wanna go there now. no. okay.

huh.

Rainbow-Sasuke September 20th, 2010 5:50 AM

THIS IS SPARTA!!!! /capslock

Wut?

Pokestick, good times. September 20th, 2010 5:53 AM

Because there are like three different threads like this one already >_<

No, but why?

Martins September 20th, 2010 10:09 AM

Ass y.

How can chickens eat humans?

Pokestick, good times. September 20th, 2010 10:12 AM

They must cook 'em first, silly.

Duh?

Martins September 20th, 2010 10:14 AM

Like yeah, he did.

He was like?

Pokestick, good times. September 20th, 2010 10:32 AM

Eff yah!

No laik, wut?

Dark Pulse94 September 23rd, 2010 1:30 AM

mudkip mudkip mudkip mukip! HOLY CRAP RUN DUDE!!!

so... I heard you liek mudkipz?

Mudkip202 September 24th, 2010 5:26 AM

Well, Duh!

When is someone's birthday?

Martins September 24th, 2010 7:43 AM

1/1/1

Can fish fly and pigeons swim?

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ September 24th, 2010 12:42 PM

Only on Wednesdays between 3:35 and 3:41 AM.

How would I go about obtaining the power to control traffic lights?

Whater September 24th, 2010 5:04 PM

With a tall ladder and some crayons.

Can someone that is fat go skinny-dipping?

jigglyppuff8 September 24th, 2010 10:14 PM

The driveway is meant for parking. The parkway is meant for driving.

Honey ice cream?

RUBY8 September 24th, 2010 10:18 PM

Chuck Norris makes it

What is the meaning of life?

jigglyppuff8 September 24th, 2010 10:19 PM

Honey ice cream.

Is this not the worst recursion joke ever?

RUBY8 September 24th, 2010 10:23 PM

clowns with flamethrowers

The Best car?

jigglyppuff8 September 24th, 2010 10:26 PM

Career. Best ride ever.

What kind of color is "now"?

Martins September 24th, 2010 11:55 PM

Bricked.

How can the sun shut down?

Arc September 25th, 2010 12:15 AM

It doesn't, the sun gets blocked by a body odor blocker.

Why doesn't the Moon, move closer to Earth like Majora's Mask?

Whater September 25th, 2010 1:27 AM

Because life is too complicated.

Mew?

Evoli September 25th, 2010 11:35 AM

Because nobody likes their menu.

Why does time go fast when your having fun?

Åzurε September 25th, 2010 7:11 PM

Because time was a bit off his game today. Usually he flies.

How can the internet bake cookies?

Martins September 26th, 2010 1:58 AM

Using a recipe.

What perfume makes you fly?

Klofkac September 26th, 2010 2:08 AM

Your will!

Why pokémon appear everytimes you don't want to?

jigglyppuff8 October 1st, 2010 4:05 AM

You too? I thought I was the only one.

Might you have had your bread eraser for breakfast? Your mouth is black, possibly gray with eraser-substitute goods.

Jordan October 19th, 2010 6:22 PM

I would only do that if I had just posted in an 18-days old thread.

How can I find the 13th episode of OreImo?

Garouga! Bare Your Fangs! October 19th, 2010 6:53 PM

What you wanna do is go down to the corner of Main Street and Trade Street. There you'll see a guy in an Iron Maiden shirt with a black stain on his knee. That's Doug. He's gonna give you a key. Go down to the storage containers and open number 55. There's a guy in there who's tied to a chair. Grab the leash in the corner, attach it to his collar, and cut him free. He'll lead you to it.


Why am I in love with TheSmartOne?

Arc October 19th, 2010 7:14 PM

Because, TheSmartOne saved your life from a bear that was wearing a top-hat. This rescue was so glorious, that you screamed, and you fell in love.

Why, can't I beat Airman?

The Corrupt Plague October 19th, 2010 7:16 PM

Because he is made of air. You are referring to one that is different that guy from Mega Man.

Why am I not the supreme dictator of America yet?

Garouga! Bare Your Fangs! October 19th, 2010 7:29 PM

You have yet to find the Staff of Leading +3. Search the Caves of Denial.

Why are my socks cold, but my feet warm?

Haunted House of Onyx October 20th, 2010 12:49 PM

It means that the Gingerbread man will sacrifice you to the ancient God, the Muffin man!

What does Winnie the Pooh smell like?

Garouga! Bare Your Fangs! October 20th, 2010 1:01 PM

Honey, but it's only to mask the smell of the booze. He's a notorious drunk, you see.

Will you marry me?

Haunted House of Onyx October 20th, 2010 1:03 PM

For the last time, I'm NOT interested!

Can gay people wear a straitjacket?
(sorry if that's uncalled for) ^^;

Arc October 20th, 2010 6:23 PM

Of course, but they must be wearing a top-hat and a monocle beforehand.

I found a giant crab, I also heard he drops rare equipment. But I can't find its weakpoint, where is it?

Haunted House of Onyx October 20th, 2010 7:30 PM

HIS NIPPLES!

lol

Do you have any of them Toquitos!?
(A GIR reference! Gotta love it)

jigglyppuff8 October 20th, 2010 7:38 PM

But I don't love it. ;;

*Pop culture reference*?

Haunted House of Onyx October 20th, 2010 7:46 PM

*No, Invader ZIM preference*


What colour is a white chesspiece?

rafaeldias October 23rd, 2010 6:15 AM

Orange xD Mhuhahaha

Why is Santa Claus dressed in Blue?

jigglyppuff8 October 26th, 2010 5:15 PM

Because BinaryPeaches stole Red.

Can I have an explanation as to why I am asking for an explanation?

RobotUnicorn October 27th, 2010 4:10 PM

Because you are bored.
I need an answer to why Magikarp can not learn TM/HM moves. =-(

Arc October 27th, 2010 7:47 PM

Because, its not equipped with a "Tophat of Justice +1"

Where can I find a crystal clear "Monocle of Virtue"?

RobotUnicorn October 28th, 2010 3:10 PM

In a cave.
Why is Barrage's Steelix dancing?

Melody October 28th, 2010 8:57 PM

...Because it's drunk from eating too many Geodude. ;)

Why do I call Sammyskitty my mommy?

last fighter 36 November 11th, 2010 3:24 PM

Because she is your mommy from the future.

Why do we post.

Vinсent November 13th, 2010 12:52 PM

To look good.

How can mice scare elephants?

altariaking November 13th, 2010 1:33 PM

What's an elephant?

What are mice?

aguinn99 November 13th, 2010 1:51 PM

blue turtles in disguise!

when does a magikarp eat apple?

altariaking November 13th, 2010 2:01 PM

It has no teeth.

Does Magikarp evolve from Darkrai?

aguinn99 November 13th, 2010 4:39 PM

when a magikarp eats an apple.

why do manatees evolve?

mervyn797 November 13th, 2010 11:59 PM

Because Geodude hates water.

What are manatees? ._.;

Melody November 14th, 2010 12:14 AM

They are the cows of the sea, and hence must sit in the water dully and be bait for the sharks.

Will people ever come to know me as Skye?

Arc November 16th, 2010 10:22 PM

People will call you Skye, when you actually become the Sky itself and give free cookies.

When will pirates visit my city? That is located in the majestic placed called CANADA.

aguinn99 November 17th, 2010 1:48 PM

On monday morning!

where is pie?

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ November 20th, 2010 11:09 PM

Across the food court, and between Radio Shack and Bed Bath, and Beyond.

Has anyone released a Segway-racing video game?

LowLyric89 November 20th, 2010 11:47 PM

If you think so

What's with airplane food?

Stellar November 21st, 2010 1:26 AM

Nothing, airplanes don't eat food.

Why can't I sleep?

mervyn797 November 21st, 2010 1:37 AM

Because I can.

What is the need for advertisements?

Joey3601 November 23rd, 2010 7:52 PM

Advertisments eat people's souls, thats why!

When can I shoop da' whoop?

Okami Chi November 23rd, 2010 8:15 PM

Cause I fired his Layyyyyzaaaaaaahhhhhh.

Why am I so freaking hot? WHY?!

Diablerie November 24th, 2010 12:13 AM

I drunk all the rain, leaving only the heat and the sun.

Why did my Buizel run away?

*Minun* November 24th, 2010 1:30 AM

Because he was hit with a fish

How would I get into the kite-making business?

Diablerie November 24th, 2010 1:33 AM

Dance naked around a tree during a full moon, drink a litre of orange juice and howl to the moon. You should have success in 4-6 weeks.

How do I make my DS fly?

Okami Chi November 24th, 2010 1:50 AM

By forcing it to ride a magical flying chinchilla.

How can I stop posting here?!

ANARCHit3cht November 24th, 2010 6:15 AM

You can't.

How come people get so angry when I tomahawk them in "Sticks and Stones" on Call of Duty: Black Ops?

Stellar November 24th, 2010 6:16 AM

They're mad because they expected to die in a more epic fashion.

Why am I so hyper this morning?

Okami Chi November 24th, 2010 11:36 AM

Because Pandas Cry.

Why can't chinchillas fly?

Diablerie November 24th, 2010 12:33 PM

Because my Buizel told them not to.

Why am I not doing my school assignment right now?

Daydream November 24th, 2010 12:36 PM

Because you have no pens. ;.;

Where is my hairbrush? D:

moments. November 25th, 2010 12:30 AM

Brushing the hair of a llama.

Why did my earphones break!?

インフェルノの津波 November 25th, 2010 12:33 AM

Because Soviet Russia broke them, of course!

Will you hurt please hurt me for 5 dollars?

moments. November 25th, 2010 12:38 AM

I only take bribes of cocaine...

can i has cheezburger?

Arc November 25th, 2010 9:45 PM

only if yurr geev me two dolla.

When will I buy my authentic 80's car?

Khengi November 25th, 2010 10:31 PM

When you get in touch with your feminine side.

Why did all the Dinosaurs die out?

qq.noobs November 25th, 2010 11:10 PM

because i said NOOB

When will the word end?

Khengi November 25th, 2010 11:14 PM

This Thursday at 8:00.

Why?

Shanghai Alice November 25th, 2010 11:29 PM

A stupid answer.

Is there any way that crushed red pepper, sesame seed oil, and some form of vinegar, mixed in with ramen noodles, CAN'T taste awesome?

And no, the Higurashi Law of Absolute Repulsion doesn't count.

Okami Chi November 26th, 2010 9:54 AM

Cause they took our germs.

Why is it Florida outside?

Alice November 26th, 2010 12:02 PM

Because you live there.

Why is Spongebob's nose so long?


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