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It can eat it too!
Why do I do what I do when I ask why I do something I do? |
You don't.
If a 3-legged donkey and a paralyzed zebra race, who would win? |
The guy in the stands in a wheel chair.
If I died, what would be your reaction? |
Funny.
What does a talking glass say to a talking fan? |
nothing, they both lost their power of speech
what is the colour of Tuesday? |
Blue; Like "Bluesday" xD
Why is the sky blue? |
Because the sky wants to make a tribute to James Cameron's Avatar.
No? |
Nope.
Can people dance on one hair? |
No, but they can with.
Why? |
Y.
Can man travel faster than the speed of light? |
Yay man can nawt.
NOPE. ??? |
....
Why am I afraid of ellipses? |
because eclipse movie is kind of lame
do you know my friend swampert. |
No, because
1) You stated opinion, not fact. 2) You're dissing the laws of grammar. Don't diss the laws of grammar! 3) My Swampert was erased years ago due to some unfortunate events. >:| *** Why? |
Because i say so PGT[POKESTICK GOOD TIMES]
huh. |
No that is not.
STAY OUT OF THE COOKIE BEAN JERRY!? |
how'd you know my name.
how tell me. |
Never!
Or will I? Hmm... |
yes
why are we the only ones in this thread. |
Because I'm a great thread killer :3
? |
????????????
what the peck is this ? |
NO.
Monthy Python's Flying Circus? |
you wanna go there now. no. okay.
huh. |
THIS IS SPARTA!!!! /capslock
Wut? |
Because there are like three different threads like this one already >_<
No, but why? |
Ass y.
How can chickens eat humans? |
They must cook 'em first, silly.
Duh? |
Like yeah, he did.
He was like? |
Eff yah!
No laik, wut? |
mudkip mudkip mudkip mukip! HOLY CRAP RUN DUDE!!!
so... I heard you liek mudkipz? |
Well, Duh!
When is someone's birthday? |
1/1/1
Can fish fly and pigeons swim? |
Only on Wednesdays between 3:35 and 3:41 AM.
How would I go about obtaining the power to control traffic lights? |
With a tall ladder and some crayons.
Can someone that is fat go skinny-dipping? |
The driveway is meant for parking. The parkway is meant for driving.
Honey ice cream? |
Chuck Norris makes it
What is the meaning of life? |
Honey ice cream.
Is this not the worst recursion joke ever? |
clowns with flamethrowers
The Best car? |
Career. Best ride ever.
What kind of color is "now"? |
Bricked.
How can the sun shut down? |
It doesn't, the sun gets blocked by a body odor blocker.
Why doesn't the Moon, move closer to Earth like Majora's Mask? |
Because life is too complicated.
Mew? |
Because nobody likes their menu.
Why does time go fast when your having fun? |
Because time was a bit off his game today. Usually he flies.
How can the internet bake cookies? |
Using a recipe.
What perfume makes you fly? |
Your will!
Why pokémon appear everytimes you don't want to? |
You too? I thought I was the only one.
Might you have had your bread eraser for breakfast? Your mouth is black, possibly gray with eraser-substitute goods. |
I would only do that if I had just posted in an 18-days old thread.
How can I find the 13th episode of OreImo? |
What you wanna do is go down to the corner of Main Street and Trade Street. There you'll see a guy in an Iron Maiden shirt with a black stain on his knee. That's Doug. He's gonna give you a key. Go down to the storage containers and open number 55. There's a guy in there who's tied to a chair. Grab the leash in the corner, attach it to his collar, and cut him free. He'll lead you to it.
Why am I in love with TheSmartOne? |
Because, TheSmartOne saved your life from a bear that was wearing a top-hat. This rescue was so glorious, that you screamed, and you fell in love.
Why, can't I beat Airman? |
Because he is made of air. You are referring to one that is different that guy from Mega Man.
Why am I not the supreme dictator of America yet? |
You have yet to find the Staff of Leading +3. Search the Caves of Denial.
Why are my socks cold, but my feet warm? |
It means that the Gingerbread man will sacrifice you to the ancient God, the Muffin man!
What does Winnie the Pooh smell like? |
Honey, but it's only to mask the smell of the booze. He's a notorious drunk, you see.
Will you marry me? |
For the last time, I'm NOT interested!
Can gay people wear a straitjacket? (sorry if that's uncalled for) ^^; |
Of course, but they must be wearing a top-hat and a monocle beforehand.
I found a giant crab, I also heard he drops rare equipment. But I can't find its weakpoint, where is it? |
HIS NIPPLES!
lol Do you have any of them Toquitos!? (A GIR reference! Gotta love it) |
But I don't love it. ;;
*Pop culture reference*? |
*No, Invader ZIM preference*
What colour is a white chesspiece? |
Orange xD Mhuhahaha
Why is Santa Claus dressed in Blue? |
Because BinaryPeaches stole Red.
Can I have an explanation as to why I am asking for an explanation? |
Because you are bored.
I need an answer to why Magikarp can not learn TM/HM moves. =-( |
Because, its not equipped with a "Tophat of Justice +1"
Where can I find a crystal clear "Monocle of Virtue"? |
In a cave.
Why is Barrage's Steelix dancing? |
...Because it's drunk from eating too many Geodude. ;)
Why do I call Sammyskitty my mommy? |
Because she is your mommy from the future.
Why do we post. |
To look good.
How can mice scare elephants? |
What's an elephant?
What are mice? |
blue turtles in disguise!
when does a magikarp eat apple? |
It has no teeth.
Does Magikarp evolve from Darkrai? |
when a magikarp eats an apple.
why do manatees evolve? |
Because Geodude hates water.
What are manatees? ._.; |
They are the cows of the sea, and hence must sit in the water dully and be bait for the sharks.
Will people ever come to know me as Skye? |
People will call you Skye, when you actually become the Sky itself and give free cookies.
When will pirates visit my city? That is located in the majestic placed called CANADA. |
On monday morning!
where is pie? |
Across the food court, and between Radio Shack and Bed Bath, and Beyond.
Has anyone released a Segway-racing video game? |
If you think so
What's with airplane food? |
Nothing, airplanes don't eat food.
Why can't I sleep? |
Because I can.
What is the need for advertisements? |
Advertisments eat people's souls, thats why!
When can I shoop da' whoop? |
Cause I fired his Layyyyyzaaaaaaahhhhhh.
Why am I so freaking hot? WHY?! |
I drunk all the rain, leaving only the heat and the sun.
Why did my Buizel run away? |
Because he was hit with a fish
How would I get into the kite-making business? |
Dance naked around a tree during a full moon, drink a litre of orange juice and howl to the moon. You should have success in 4-6 weeks.
How do I make my DS fly? |
By forcing it to ride a magical flying chinchilla.
How can I stop posting here?! |
You can't.
How come people get so angry when I tomahawk them in "Sticks and Stones" on Call of Duty: Black Ops? |
They're mad because they expected to die in a more epic fashion.
Why am I so hyper this morning? |
Because Pandas Cry.
Why can't chinchillas fly? |
Because my Buizel told them not to.
Why am I not doing my school assignment right now? |
Because you have no pens. ;.;
Where is my hairbrush? D: |
Brushing the hair of a llama.
Why did my earphones break!? |
Because Soviet Russia broke them, of course!
Will you hurt please hurt me for 5 dollars? |
I only take bribes of cocaine...
can i has cheezburger? |
only if yurr geev me two dolla.
When will I buy my authentic 80's car? |
When you get in touch with your feminine side.
Why did all the Dinosaurs die out? |
because i said NOOB
When will the word end? |
This Thursday at 8:00.
Why? |
A stupid answer.
Is there any way that crushed red pepper, sesame seed oil, and some form of vinegar, mixed in with ramen noodles, CAN'T taste awesome? And no, the Higurashi Law of Absolute Repulsion doesn't count. |
Cause they took our germs.
Why is it Florida outside? |
Because you live there.
Why is Spongebob's nose so long? |
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