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Because you were busy trying to lick your elbow.
Can jigglypuff_96 lick her elbow? |
No, he/she/it bit it off.
How do you spell "I"? |
E-Y-E.
How come sunsets are pink and orange? |
Because brown and green would look gross.
Who's the real killer in Clue? |
Chuckie did it in the Library.
When do you know it's time to shave your legs? |
Whenever you aren't bleeding uncontrollably.
How many seconds are in a minute? |
If you have time to be asking that kind of question, then you should be using that time to figure it out.
Don't you want a night to remember? |
I want a night with a slice of cheese pizza and a 24 gallon Sprite, thank you very much. :)
Who will the next president of the United States be? |
Bugs Bunny.
What causes bad dreams? |
When you see funny things.
Can i get a new logo? |
No, I'm having too much fun staring at your current one.
Why is it that when I text via Yahoo Messenger, the texts often don't go through? |
Harry Houdini is making your texts disappear.
Who's in my closet? |
My future driver.
Is this space or light? |
Its Mr Waffle Man!
Am I a light? |
no, your a dark xD
IS Kirby related to Jigglypuff? |
Yes, Kirby is Jigglypuff's aunt's father's sister's roomate's best friend's cousin-in-law's brother's poker buddy.
What's in I Can't Believe It's Not Butter? |
spitting tabacco mixed with cow urine.... eww
is Justin beiber a girl? |
I don't know, but I'm not checking.
Who took my hat? |
the hat rack murderer..
is lady gaga a dude? |
No... she isn't. Or... is she.....?
Did Justin Bieber crawl out from the depths of Hell? |
no he crawled out of Britney Spear's.... umm.. ~CENSORED!!~ After Micheal Jackson knocked her up ;)
why is the moon made of cheese? |
No, sushi.
Why aren't you smiling?:( |
Cause im a mix of emo and gothic t(-_-t) ahahaha
why do people judge emo's and goths so much? |
They don't, it's the goths and emos that judge people that aren't that way.
How does Tosh.0 get to show so much horrible stuff on TV and get away with it? |
cuz he is on comedy central, he'd be even worse if he got put into a cartoon form
why u hating on Tosh.O ??!?!?? |
Because RayWilliamJohnson is better.
Do couches have feelings? |
Yes, they have two emotions: Depressed, and relaxed.
Why are snowflakes unique? |
Why not?
Who won the first Super Bowl? |
I DID!!!!
who can read this computer code? 101010101010100001010100101010101110 |
God said I can now.
What's a mBHA dlkjwrbfoldbnfikkkkkkbfvw.ehbdkgpwoe; nd3987er6r5tyfhb vb7ysetdgcvhb ? |
a fig newton..
is jerry springer justin beiber's dad? |
Yes.
Why is the air so colorful? |
It's because you took the wrong medicine this morning.
Does the light in the refrigerator go off after you close the door? |
No, it dances.
Can a worm kill a bear by just looking at it? |
No, but it'll get the bear to play the sax.
How many books are there in the world? |
Eleventy-four gazillion
Why am I here? |
Because Smithtism and I used an invisible tractor beam to pull you here.
Why can't I find a job? |
Because you're legally blind.
Why are violets blue? |
Because someone spilled a cup of blueberry juice on the first violet, which was passed on to all other violets.
Why do dogs bark? |
Because cats took the meow-ing noise.
Why is there colour in the world? |
Because it's politically correct.
Why do people need to drink water? |
Because it contains a poison known as anthrax from cows, then causing you to die about 80 years after your first drink. Anyone who DOESN'T drink water will live forever.
Why do people have faces? |
So we can have something to point and laugh at.
Why is there evil in the world? |
It started when Osama Bin Laden was born...
Why can't I fly? |
Quote:
"It gives you wings!" :D Why... why am I posting stupid stuff here? lol |
Because you aren't in PT.
Why is ice cold? |
Cause we have finallyu grasped your soul and we control you, making you pst in a section that dosent even count to a post count.. muahahaha...
Why can't people accept that Goths are better than Emo's? |
Because you've been ninja'd.
Where does the sun go at night? |
behind you xD
why cant pigs fly? (and dont mention red bull) XD |
There's no mud in the sky, so they don't bother with flying.
Are carrots really good for your eyes? |
no, just an old wives tale
who will win in a fight in between vampires/werewolves/chuck norris? |
This guy.
Spoiler:
Will we ever invent a working flying car? |
no, monkeys will
Who is your father? |
It's complicated.
Why do silver bullets kill werewolves? |
Because your pants are on fire.
Why is the oven on? |
because you turned it on!!
why does cheese taste so good? |
BECAUSE NO >:U
Why am I screaming? Ahhhhhhhhhhhahhhahhhhhehhahhhhhhhhhhh!!! Yeah.. I have no idea what that was. IT WASN'T SCREAMING HONEST!! |
Because the wolf ate your hat :3
Why did I get burnt by touching the Crock-pot? (That really did happen today Lol) |
Because you didn't eat your vegetables.
Who's under the rock? |
THE GRUMPY OLD TROLL WHO LIVES UNDER THE BRIDGE
Want a creepypasta cartridge? |
no im okay give me some alfredo pasta......
Where they do that at? |
At that place with the thing.
Did the cow really jump over the moon? |
Yes, but he had the assistance of a jet pack.
What would happen to me if I didn't have access to coffee, the one thing that prevents me from killing people who get on my nerves? |
You'd kill everyone
Do TRansformers exist on MArs? |
Yes, but only on the Mars of your own mind.
When will the Yu-Gi-Oh franchise end? |
i have no idea.
why are you talking in BIG BOLD and BLUE? |
Because this would be hard to read.
Do you know the way to San Jose? |
Yeah, just remember to take that left turn at Albuquerque.
Why is there never anything on TV on Sundays? |
Because Sunday is the day of the sun and the day where it rains sundaes.
Who are you? |
YOUR MOM :D
Why do some of us spend way too much time on PC? |
I dunno, you tell me.
Can horses fly? |
They can if you strap a jet pack to them, but the landing won't be pretty.
Why did my scoliosis cause me to get discharged from the Army? |
Because you were too short.
What's a Cheerio made of? |
Cheery Os xD
Does it snow in summer? |
It depends how much dandruff one has.
How do I become accepted by the clan of wasps in my street? |
Bee like them. XP
Help, I'm being kidnapped by a broom and a walking pumpkin! What can I do to escape? :O |
There is nothing you can do, nothing at all.
My door seems to not be working. I walk into it, and I seem to find myself in the same room. Does anyone know how to get around this problem? I'm getting rather hungry. |
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