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smithtism July 3rd, 2011 7:57 PM

Because you were busy trying to lick your elbow.

Can jigglypuff_96 lick her elbow?

Massacre. July 4th, 2011 4:18 PM

No, he/she/it bit it off.

How do you spell "I"?

kittykitten July 4th, 2011 4:35 PM

E-Y-E.

How come sunsets are pink and orange?

smithtism July 4th, 2011 4:50 PM

Because brown and green would look gross.

Who's the real killer in Clue?

kittykitten July 4th, 2011 4:58 PM

Chuckie did it in the Library.

When do you know it's time to shave your legs?

smithtism July 4th, 2011 7:14 PM

Whenever you aren't bleeding uncontrollably.

How many seconds are in a minute?

jigglyppuff8 July 4th, 2011 9:21 PM

If you have time to be asking that kind of question, then you should be using that time to figure it out.

Don't you want a night to remember?

mew_nani July 5th, 2011 11:32 AM

I want a night with a slice of cheese pizza and a 24 gallon Sprite, thank you very much. :)

Who will the next president of the United States be?

smithtism July 5th, 2011 11:43 AM

Bugs Bunny.

What causes bad dreams?

TheMarkCrafter July 5th, 2011 11:52 AM

When you see funny things.
Can i get a new logo?

deoxys121 July 5th, 2011 11:55 AM

No, I'm having too much fun staring at your current one.

Why is it that when I text via Yahoo Messenger, the texts often don't go through?

smithtism July 5th, 2011 8:55 PM

Harry Houdini is making your texts disappear.

Who's in my closet?

Bluerang1 July 5th, 2011 9:25 PM

My future driver.

Is this space or light?

mzmingle July 6th, 2011 11:58 AM

Its Mr Waffle Man!

Am I a light?

The Last One July 6th, 2011 12:01 PM

no, your a dark xD


IS Kirby related to Jigglypuff?

smithtism July 6th, 2011 12:08 PM

Yes, Kirby is Jigglypuff's aunt's father's sister's roomate's best friend's cousin-in-law's brother's poker buddy.

What's in I Can't Believe It's Not Butter?

The Last One July 6th, 2011 12:11 PM

spitting tabacco mixed with cow urine.... eww

is Justin beiber a girl?

smithtism July 6th, 2011 12:17 PM

I don't know, but I'm not checking.

Who took my hat?

The Last One July 6th, 2011 12:18 PM

the hat rack murderer..

is lady gaga a dude?

deoxys121 July 6th, 2011 1:13 PM

No... she isn't. Or... is she.....?

Did Justin Bieber crawl out from the depths of Hell?

The Last One July 6th, 2011 1:15 PM

no he crawled out of Britney Spear's.... umm.. ~CENSORED!!~ After Micheal Jackson knocked her up ;)

why is the moon made of cheese?

Bluerang1 July 6th, 2011 1:19 PM

No, sushi.

Why aren't you smiling?:(

The Last One July 6th, 2011 1:22 PM

Cause im a mix of emo and gothic t(-_-t) ahahaha

why do people judge emo's and goths so much?

deoxys121 July 6th, 2011 1:32 PM

They don't, it's the goths and emos that judge people that aren't that way.

How does Tosh.0 get to show so much horrible stuff on TV and get away with it?

The Last One July 6th, 2011 1:35 PM

cuz he is on comedy central, he'd be even worse if he got put into a cartoon form

why u hating on Tosh.O ??!?!??

smithtism July 6th, 2011 1:55 PM

Because RayWilliamJohnson is better.

Do couches have feelings?

kittykitten July 6th, 2011 4:45 PM

Yes, they have two emotions: Depressed, and relaxed.

Why are snowflakes unique?

smithtism July 6th, 2011 9:58 PM

Why not?

Who won the first Super Bowl?

The Last One July 7th, 2011 5:16 AM

I DID!!!!

who can read this computer code? 101010101010100001010100101010101110

Massacre. July 7th, 2011 6:45 AM

God said I can now.

What's a mBHA dlkjwrbfoldbnfikkkkkkbfvw.ehbdkgpwoe; nd3987er6r5tyfhb vb7ysetdgcvhb ?

The Last One July 7th, 2011 6:47 AM

a fig newton..

is jerry springer justin beiber's dad?

PokemonLeagueChamp July 7th, 2011 7:19 AM

Yes.

Why is the air so colorful?

smithtism July 9th, 2011 12:23 AM

It's because you took the wrong medicine this morning.

Does the light in the refrigerator go off after you close the door?

Stash July 9th, 2011 12:42 AM

No, it dances.

Can a worm kill a bear by just looking at it?

smithtism July 9th, 2011 12:50 AM

No, but it'll get the bear to play the sax.

How many books are there in the world?

miju-kun July 9th, 2011 1:11 AM

Eleventy-four gazillion

Why am I here?

deoxys121 July 9th, 2011 7:35 AM

Because Smithtism and I used an invisible tractor beam to pull you here.

Why can't I find a job?

smithtism July 9th, 2011 10:28 AM

Because you're legally blind.

Why are violets blue?

deoxys121 July 9th, 2011 10:40 AM

Because someone spilled a cup of blueberry juice on the first violet, which was passed on to all other violets.

Why do dogs bark?

Ducklighter July 9th, 2011 10:54 AM

Because cats took the meow-ing noise.

Why is there colour in the world?

smithtism July 9th, 2011 10:56 AM

Because it's politically correct.

Why do people need to drink water?

Massacre. July 10th, 2011 11:50 AM

Because it contains a poison known as anthrax from cows, then causing you to die about 80 years after your first drink. Anyone who DOESN'T drink water will live forever.

Why do people have faces?

smithtism July 10th, 2011 12:30 PM

So we can have something to point and laugh at.

Why is there evil in the world?

chef30 July 13th, 2011 8:11 AM

It started when Osama Bin Laden was born...

Why can't I fly?

*Latias July 13th, 2011 3:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chef30 (Post 6743915)
It started when Osama Bin Laden was born...

Why can't I fly?

'Cause you still haven't drunk RedBull.
"It gives you wings!" :D

Why... why am I posting stupid stuff here? lol

smithtism July 13th, 2011 5:32 PM

Because you aren't in PT.

Why is ice cold?

The Last One July 13th, 2011 5:33 PM

Cause we have finallyu grasped your soul and we control you, making you pst in a section that dosent even count to a post count.. muahahaha...


Why can't people accept that Goths are better than Emo's?

smithtism July 13th, 2011 5:35 PM

Because you've been ninja'd.

Where does the sun go at night?

The Last One July 13th, 2011 5:37 PM

behind you xD

why cant pigs fly? (and dont mention red bull) XD

smithtism July 13th, 2011 5:48 PM

There's no mud in the sky, so they don't bother with flying.

Are carrots really good for your eyes?

The Last One July 13th, 2011 5:55 PM

no, just an old wives tale

who will win in a fight in between vampires/werewolves/chuck norris?

smithtism July 13th, 2011 6:01 PM

This guy.
Spoiler:


Will we ever invent a working flying car?

The Last One July 13th, 2011 6:03 PM

no, monkeys will

Who is your father?

smithtism July 13th, 2011 6:09 PM

It's complicated.

Why do silver bullets kill werewolves?

chef30 July 14th, 2011 3:55 AM

Because your pants are on fire.

Why is the oven on?

The Last One July 14th, 2011 4:02 AM

because you turned it on!!


why does cheese taste so good?

RetardRaichu July 14th, 2011 5:53 AM

BECAUSE NO >:U
Why am I screaming?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhahhhahhhhhehhahhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Yeah.. I have no idea what that was. IT WASN'T SCREAMING HONEST!!

chef30 July 15th, 2011 11:27 AM

Because the wolf ate your hat :3

Why did I get burnt by touching the Crock-pot? (That really did happen today Lol)

smithtism July 15th, 2011 1:26 PM

Because you didn't eat your vegetables.

Who's under the rock?

RetardRaichu July 18th, 2011 3:55 PM

THE GRUMPY OLD TROLL WHO LIVES UNDER THE BRIDGE
Want a creepypasta cartridge?

nm legend July 18th, 2011 5:01 PM

no im okay give me some alfredo pasta......

Where they do that at?

smithtism July 18th, 2011 5:06 PM

At that place with the thing.

Did the cow really jump over the moon?

deoxys121 July 19th, 2011 5:48 AM

Yes, but he had the assistance of a jet pack.

What would happen to me if I didn't have access to coffee, the one thing that prevents me from killing people who get on my nerves?

死神さま July 19th, 2011 5:58 AM

You'd kill everyone

Do TRansformers exist on MArs?

deoxys121 July 19th, 2011 6:38 AM

Yes, but only on the Mars of your own mind.

When will the Yu-Gi-Oh franchise end?

ナギ July 23rd, 2011 5:51 AM

i have no idea.

why are you talking in BIG BOLD and BLUE?

smithtism July 23rd, 2011 7:37 AM

Because this would be hard to read.

Do you know the way to San Jose?

deoxys121 August 7th, 2011 8:44 AM

Yeah, just remember to take that left turn at Albuquerque.

Why is there never anything on TV on Sundays?

miju-kun August 12th, 2011 6:09 AM

Because Sunday is the day of the sun and the day where it rains sundaes.

Who are you?

Skip Class August 12th, 2011 3:57 PM

YOUR MOM :D

Why do some of us spend way too much time on PC?

smithtism August 17th, 2011 12:02 PM

I dunno, you tell me.

Can horses fly?

deoxys121 August 17th, 2011 12:29 PM

They can if you strap a jet pack to them, but the landing won't be pretty.

Why did my scoliosis cause me to get discharged from the Army?

smithtism August 17th, 2011 5:07 PM

Because you were too short.

What's a Cheerio made of?

Skip Class August 25th, 2011 1:10 AM

Cheery Os xD

Does it snow in summer?

Zeph. August 25th, 2011 7:30 AM

It depends how much dandruff one has.

How do I become accepted by the clan of wasps in my street?

Neptune Vasilias August 29th, 2011 6:30 AM

Bee like them. XP

Help, I'm being kidnapped by a broom and a walking pumpkin! What can I do to escape? :O

The Noob Hacker September 18th, 2011 10:56 PM

There is nothing you can do, nothing at all.

My door seems to not be working. I walk into it, and I seem to find myself in the same room. Does anyone know how to get around this problem? I'm getting rather hungry.


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