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Because RayWilliamJohnson is better.
Do couches have feelings? |
Yes, they have two emotions: Depressed, and relaxed.
Why are snowflakes unique? |
Why not?
Who won the first Super Bowl? |
I DID!!!!
who can read this computer code? 101010101010100001010100101010101110 |
God said I can now.
What's a mBHA dlkjwrbfoldbnfikkkkkkbfvw.ehbdkgpwoe; nd3987er6r5tyfhb vb7ysetdgcvhb ? |
a fig newton..
is jerry springer justin beiber's dad? |
Yes.
Why is the air so colorful? |
It's because you took the wrong medicine this morning.
Does the light in the refrigerator go off after you close the door? |
No, it dances.
Can a worm kill a bear by just looking at it? |
No, but it'll get the bear to play the sax.
How many books are there in the world? |
Eleventy-four gazillion
Why am I here? |
Because Smithtism and I used an invisible tractor beam to pull you here.
Why can't I find a job? |
Because you're legally blind.
Why are violets blue? |
Because someone spilled a cup of blueberry juice on the first violet, which was passed on to all other violets.
Why do dogs bark? |
Because cats took the meow-ing noise.
Why is there colour in the world? |
Because it's politically correct.
Why do people need to drink water? |
Because it contains a poison known as anthrax from cows, then causing you to die about 80 years after your first drink. Anyone who DOESN'T drink water will live forever.
Why do people have faces? |
So we can have something to point and laugh at.
Why is there evil in the world? |
It started when Osama Bin Laden was born...
Why can't I fly? |
Quote:
"It gives you wings!" :D Why... why am I posting stupid stuff here? lol |
Because you aren't in PT.
Why is ice cold? |
Cause we have finallyu grasped your soul and we control you, making you pst in a section that dosent even count to a post count.. muahahaha...
Why can't people accept that Goths are better than Emo's? |
Because you've been ninja'd.
Where does the sun go at night? |
behind you xD
why cant pigs fly? (and dont mention red bull) XD |
There's no mud in the sky, so they don't bother with flying.
Are carrots really good for your eyes? |
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