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no, just an old wives tale
who will win in a fight in between vampires/werewolves/chuck norris? |
This guy.
Spoiler:
Will we ever invent a working flying car? |
no, monkeys will
Who is your father? |
It's complicated.
Why do silver bullets kill werewolves? |
Because your pants are on fire.
Why is the oven on? |
because you turned it on!!
why does cheese taste so good? |
BECAUSE NO >:U
Why am I screaming? Ahhhhhhhhhhhahhhahhhhhehhahhhhhhhhhhh!!! Yeah.. I have no idea what that was. IT WASN'T SCREAMING HONEST!! |
Because the wolf ate your hat :3
Why did I get burnt by touching the Crock-pot? (That really did happen today Lol) |
Because you didn't eat your vegetables.
Who's under the rock? |
THE GRUMPY OLD TROLL WHO LIVES UNDER THE BRIDGE
Want a creepypasta cartridge? |
no im okay give me some alfredo pasta......
Where they do that at? |
At that place with the thing.
Did the cow really jump over the moon? |
Yes, but he had the assistance of a jet pack.
What would happen to me if I didn't have access to coffee, the one thing that prevents me from killing people who get on my nerves? |
You'd kill everyone
Do TRansformers exist on MArs? |
Yes, but only on the Mars of your own mind.
When will the Yu-Gi-Oh franchise end? |
i have no idea.
why are you talking in BIG BOLD and BLUE? |
Because this would be hard to read.
Do you know the way to San Jose? |
Yeah, just remember to take that left turn at Albuquerque.
Why is there never anything on TV on Sundays? |
Because Sunday is the day of the sun and the day where it rains sundaes.
Who are you? |
YOUR MOM :D
Why do some of us spend way too much time on PC? |
I dunno, you tell me.
Can horses fly? |
They can if you strap a jet pack to them, but the landing won't be pretty.
Why did my scoliosis cause me to get discharged from the Army? |
Because you were too short.
What's a Cheerio made of? |
Cheery Os xD
Does it snow in summer? |
It depends how much dandruff one has.
How do I become accepted by the clan of wasps in my street? |
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