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Steroids with A in the start of the word.
Ehh, what's up, Doc? |
You have terminal cancer.
Five apples + Seven nickels go at what speed? |
nikapel
do i have a girlfriend |
Try again later.
I wonder if anyone will miss my signature banner :| |
Waluigi does.
How did I get mixed up in this Ponzi scheme? |
I told you not to cook the spaghetti for too long.
Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? |
No- Go Compare!!
What's the meaning of life? |
DINNER.
How can I circumnavigate the quantifying proportional exponents in order to extrapolate the trajectorial quadratics? |
Draw a line.
Why does flying fish have no wings? |
Because it technically DOESN'T FLY.
Where's that pasta sauce? |
Near the food court, between Radio Shack and Bed Bath and Beyond.
Why do I like anime aimed at preteen girls? |
yep
how do you do how you do how |
*tch*, cause it's easy!
Have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a strawberry bush? |
yes, it was in strawberry shortcake's world!
have you ever eaten a wii remote? |
Is the said Wiimote dipped in maple syrup? If so, then maybe.
Can I have a chocolate chip cookie? |
You can have my "chocolate chip cookie".
What were thinking just now? |
I was thinking that I wanted a Chocolate Chip Cookie as well?
Can it be double chocolate? |
Why not?
What do you THINK about the simple electromagnetic quantities of an atom? |
I refuse to.
How does one cope? |
No one does. They think of some excuse.
---- Why do teachers teach? has been troubling me since 10 years.. |
Because they're looking for gold stashed somewhere in the depths of the school.
Would ceiling cat approve of my answer? |
celing cat sez meh
Can pikachus get rabid? |
Only if you mess with the Pokerus(DON'T try it).
Why the hell is my Xbox RROD'ing when I haven't even turned it on yet? |
Hey look, bold text!
How does that even happen? |
It just does
How come there is a scene in every Pokemon movie that makes Sammy cry? |
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