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Gymnotide June 21st, 2010 8:04 PM

If you were a giant squid
 
ITT: What would you do if you were a giant squid?
http://www.squidsquid.com/squidname.php

TheReal June 21st, 2010 8:14 PM

I would dance with molluscs!

Binary June 21st, 2010 8:19 PM

fearsome arpan the leviathan!
Hmm..it turns out I'd be a fearsome giant sea monster. But I'd love to crush down every single nation and make the world mine >:D

Her June 21st, 2010 8:56 PM

I think this is the best poll ever conceived.

christopher the briny ocean-dweller
I'd fight whales, like all proper squids do.

Arc June 21st, 2010 9:06 PM

I would go attack a city. Just to recreate the scene, where the giant Tentacruel attacked a city.

Eternal Nightmare June 21st, 2010 10:04 PM

Appear above water so I can slap people with my tentacles...and scare them in the process :D.

Eldrei June 22nd, 2010 2:22 AM

If I were a giant squid my first objective would be tentacle raping people.

Zebeedoo June 22nd, 2010 3:02 AM

'inky emma the devourer!'

xDD

If I were a squid I'd just swim with the fish and travel round the world. :D

Jolene June 22nd, 2010 9:03 AM

ravenous jolene the behemoth

Hahahahaha.

s0nido June 22nd, 2010 9:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eldrei (Post 5901610)
If I were a giant squid my first objective would be tentacle raping people.

you watch too much hentai

I have no clue. I wish giant squid's eyeballs could regenerate and that they wouldn't hurt to take out. Why? So I could use mine to play soccer with. Apparently, a giant squid's eyeball is the size of a soccer ball. :O

the bitter end. June 22nd, 2010 9:10 AM

I am... Dallies with Molluscs.

Also, I would likely die by shoving too much food into my beak. It happens.

shot571 June 22nd, 2010 10:27 AM

shoaib the briny cephalopod!

I would go and tear about two countries. Not going to say which ones just in case.

HugSomebody June 22nd, 2010 10:30 AM

fearsome misha the devourer!

I would go and make friends with the loch ness monster!

Dawn June 22nd, 2010 12:05 PM

voracious yellow the devourer!

...Apparently EAT YOU ALL!!! >=D

/OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

CyberDreams June 22nd, 2010 12:52 PM

Thuy, the aquatic ocean-dweller.

As for the poll, I would hunt and eat smaller creatures than I am. What else would you do to others if you were bigger than them? :D

Rokusasu June 22nd, 2010 1:00 PM

Roku, the gelatinous devourer!

Oooh, gelatinous~! I believe I would wibble and wobble a lot. C: And be like the Loch Ness Monster - live in a giant body of water and occasionally make it look like there's something in there but hide whenever someone tried to check it out. Though if I'm gelatinous, I might dissolve...

Numbers June 22nd, 2010 2:19 PM

I'd have a fight with a Mega shark! And re-create the film "Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus" Except with a squid this time! Mwhahahaha!

Gymnotide June 23rd, 2010 7:34 PM

I would make inky.
It would be embarrassing.

Zeffy June 24th, 2010 1:09 AM

I'll conquer the worlds with my mighty tentacles. Its the only thing a smart giant squid would do!

Then I'll make people a part of my daily giant squid diet. Mwahahaha~

Gymnotide June 25th, 2010 8:42 PM

I'd use my tentacles to pull cool things out from the depths...
Like this thread.

Eldrei June 26th, 2010 12:07 AM

Or spam threads using tentacles.

Like this.

Charizard★ June 28th, 2010 5:18 AM

I would attack Tokyo. End of story. :3

Paper Ghost June 28th, 2010 2:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eldrei (Post 5901610)
If I were a giant squid my first objective would be tentacle raping people.

This. ;o

........I can't believe I just wrote that.

Gymnotide July 1st, 2010 4:44 PM

I would fight a sperm whale... And lose, sadly.

Maraala July 1st, 2010 5:56 PM

My Squiddy Day
Drag a couple boats down to the murky depths
Sleep
Eat penguins
Sleep
Attack a city
Sleep
Find out what the bottom of the ocean looks like
Sleep
End up sticking one of my tentacles to my face and figuring out to get it off
Fail at trying to get tentacle unstuck
Sleep with my tentacle stuck to my face

Nick July 2nd, 2010 5:59 AM

Hmmm... looking at this post, since you linked to a random name generator for squid names, it seems more appropriate to move this to Other Trivia. If Fiona or Netto disagree, they can certainly move it back here.

Pokestick, good times. July 2nd, 2010 6:06 AM

It keeps saying I'm some kind of cephalopod :D

am I doing this right?

♣Gawain♣ July 2nd, 2010 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eldrei (Post 5901610)
If I were a giant squid my first objective would be tentacle raping people.

What the barnacles? ( =3=)

I would destroy all pirate ships in the world. That's what krakens do.

loliwin July 3rd, 2010 1:09 AM

dallies with molluscs!
I hope this doesnt mean anything sexual. :D

Le Creep! July 3rd, 2010 1:36 AM

dallies with squids!

I would think of myself as revolting. I hate seafood.

♣Gawain♣ July 3rd, 2010 1:41 AM

I would be the boring neighbor of Spongebob, always thinking of moving to another neighborhood.(although Squidward is not a squid...).

Le Creep! July 3rd, 2010 2:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ♣Gawain♣ (Post 5934324)
I would be the boring neighbor of Spongebob, always thinking of moving to another neighborhood.(although Squidward is not a squid...).

Squidward is not boring. He is four tentacles of epicness.

dancin with the fishies


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