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Thorns July 11th, 2010 11:52 PM

Get Off MAH Bench! V.1
 
So I thought of this game after we played a similar one in my Drama class a few months ago.

So basically one person sits on the bench, or in this case, the first poster will pretend they're sitting on a bench, and another person comes along, or the next poster, and they do something to get that person off the bench. Than after the person who was sitting o nthe bench to begin with leaves after what happens and the second poster sits on the bench, the next poster does the same thing, do something to get that person off the bench.

For Example.

Poster 1: -Sits on bench-
Poster 2: -Pulls out water gun and squirts "Poster 1" and makes them run away, drenched, as I happily sit on the bench.-
Poster 3: -Turns up volume on IPod so loud, that "Poster 2" runs away, holding their ears in pain, as I assume my seat on the bench.

To make the best out of the game, make your post humorous and different from all the previous poster's.

I'll start.

I walk down the rugged road to see a very convenient bench placed on the side of the road. I decide to sit on it since I'm so tired.

Shanghai Alice July 12th, 2010 12:29 AM

I will now approach you in a powered exoskeleton, and crush you to pieces...

and politely ask you to extricate your posterior from that fine seat.

Pokestick, good times. July 12th, 2010 5:15 AM

Oh, right, this game. I pwn mah drama class every time :D

I gently seduce Shanghai Alice in the belief that he is female, due to his username. This makes him run off cursing and yelling that he will sue me for sexual harassment. yeah right :D

I place myself on the right side of the bench. Use that to your advantage, or I will not move the slightest.

Maraala July 12th, 2010 5:21 AM

Lures away ^ with pictures of Ruby and Sapphire and proceeds to take a nap on the bench

Pokestick, good times. July 12th, 2010 5:24 AM

U DID NOT USE TEH RIGHT SIDE TO YUR ADVANTAGE! U LOOSE!

I give ya a Maromi to play with. But little do you know it's a bomb. Bai-bai Samskitty :,D

Maraala July 12th, 2010 5:34 AM

"ohhh!A Maromi!" *Kerboosh*

I come back reincarnated as Lil' Slugger, knock you off with my bent golden bat, sit on the bench and say "I'm Home"

Pokestick, good times. July 12th, 2010 5:54 AM

I then go Invisible Man rampage on you, after having become a ghost when Sammyskitty smashed my head with the bat.

Maraala July 12th, 2010 6:07 AM

Throws a bucket of red paint on you, so you run off to take a bath. I sit on the bench waiting for other posters while you take your bath.

Stellar July 12th, 2010 6:15 AM

I smack you upside the head with a silver bat and drag you away, taking your place.
"Psht, that's for being from an anime that I can't seem to find the motivation to watch."

Pokestick, good times. July 12th, 2010 6:17 AM

I come back from the bath, throw the entire bench into a sauna, and make this happen to Inkpuddle (It's not pr0n, dammit!) :D

Maraala July 12th, 2010 6:19 AM

I hug you.You get freaked out and run away. I write my name on the bench. I then sit upside down.

Pokestick, good times. July 12th, 2010 6:22 AM

I tell you to move your ass in Upside Down-ish.

Stellar July 12th, 2010 6:25 AM

I return, confused as to how one can accidentally delete their post rather than edit it, but nonetheless determined. I punt the both of you into the air Team Rocket style and assume my place on the bench.

Maraala July 12th, 2010 6:29 AM

I then come back down like Haruko with a guitar, FLCL-style, smash you and break the bench..... Sawwy...

i proceed to build another bench

Salvation July 12th, 2010 12:18 PM

And when you finish building that bench, I knock you unconcious with a snow globe and proceed to sit on the new bench ^^

Maraala July 13th, 2010 10:38 AM

I take a piece of glass from the broken snowglobe and cut you with it so you start bleeding. You get off of the bench and faint at the sight of your blood. I sit down, take out my cellphone and call an ambulance to take you to the hospital just to be nice. :)

Elite Overlord LeSabre™ July 13th, 2010 10:49 AM

I tear down the bench, build a Quality Inn in its place, and assume my place on the newly built bench just outside the entrance to the lobby.

Shanghai Alice July 13th, 2010 12:37 PM

I assume my seat NEXT to you, and then hand you secret documents.

The CIA takes care of the rest. :D

Maraala July 13th, 2010 1:59 PM

I sit down on the other side of ^^, hand both of you some juice boxes, take out my own and we just sit there slurping away.

Shanghai Alice July 13th, 2010 2:49 PM

I plant mines under the bench, blowing it to pieces, and killing the two of us in the process.

*Sits on bench in Hell*

Maraala July 13th, 2010 7:03 PM

I come back as a ghostie and haunt the bench forevermore, seeing as I was killed while protecting it while drinking a juice box

Pokestick, good times. July 14th, 2010 1:28 AM

I hire an exorcist to get rid of you, place some anti-spirit charms around the bench, and take my place.

A Pixy July 14th, 2010 4:45 AM

I warp reality causing the bench to become a flock of pelicans, flying POKEYGT away, then warping reality again to make another bench, then happily sit down.

Shanghai Alice July 14th, 2010 5:34 AM

I look you in the eyes, causing you to become a babbling fool, before I shake my head at the irony of my own sanity...

And resume my place on the bench.

Maraala July 14th, 2010 5:41 AM

I travel to a different time and sit on the same bench whenever it is not occupied

Shanghai Alice July 14th, 2010 6:00 AM

However, that puts you out of the game...

...unless you're still alive modern day, or you just went into the future.


Moon bunnies have a very long lifespan.

I wait you out, then proceed to blow your head off with my spellcard...

and sit on the bench.

Maraala July 14th, 2010 6:07 AM

I offer out my hand in peace, you accept, I give you another juice box, i take out my own and we sit down together

Shanghai Alice July 14th, 2010 6:13 AM

I shrug, and drink it.

AND THEN REMEMBER THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.

MASTER EIRIN, HELP ME!

Eirin comes down from the moon and ARROWS YOUR FACE OFF.

dead-man-walking July 14th, 2010 6:18 AM

I throw off a part of still-on Tesla Coil on you, which electrocuted you to death. And I sat on the bench.

Maraala July 14th, 2010 6:22 AM

I pay a hooker lovely young lady to lure you away, knowing your 13-year-old self couldn't resist.... then I write my name on the bench and sits on it

dead-man-walking July 14th, 2010 6:25 AM

My sadistic self took over and snaps the lady's neck. And I brutally mutilates Sammyskitty before sitting on the blood-drenched bench.

Yay for gore! :D

Maraala July 14th, 2010 6:31 AM

I am reincarnated as a highly intelligent scientist and use big words that sound smarticles to mesmermize you and make you slowly take off at 1.532758 miles per hour into the horizion where you can see a formidable star that is going to go supernova at some point in its life and then i plant my exterior down on a contraption fabricated out of wood designed to seat bipedals comfortably while waiting for a large automoble designed to move said bipedals to point A to point B in a fast, yet effecient manner

dead-man-walking July 14th, 2010 6:39 AM

I returned as a Protoss Colossus and blasted your ugly mug out of existence. Then I sit.

Jordan July 14th, 2010 6:58 AM

I use my unholy muscle strength to swipe the bench off of your bottom and then proceed to sit on it.

A Pixy July 15th, 2010 4:40 AM

Rapmaster wants it to be 'Get off MAH Lawn!' o3o

I beg and plead causing the rapmaster to take pity on me and leave. :D

Maraala July 16th, 2010 9:11 AM

I use my army of Glaceons to scare you off... I then sit down and have said army protect me from anyone wishing to steal my spot

dead-man-walking July 16th, 2010 9:26 AM

Me and my Colossus mech fell from the sky (finally) and topples out everyone on the bench. Then I took a nap on the bench, out of mah mech.

Maraala August 10th, 2010 3:50 AM

Sammy picks you up and throws you on the ground then Sammy proceeds to sit on the contraption made of wood or metal

The Last One August 11th, 2010 12:16 AM

I tell Sammy all the ways i am going to torture Sammy if Sammy dosen't get off the bench and Sammy runs away crying. and i place myself on the bench a a tie up my DEAF pet pitbulls and dobermans and lay down some landmines and places claymore around the bench and produces a bubble shield like Mew can make around me

Pokestick, good times. August 11th, 2010 5:55 AM

I return to this thread, and lure away ^ with.. interesting pictures of Flannery.

I am now the owner of a bench.

GlacyKitty August 11th, 2010 10:29 AM

Sammy packs Pokey into a crate and ships Pokey to a boat in the middle of the Pacific and Sammy plants Sammy's bottom on the bench

The Last One August 11th, 2010 10:33 AM

first of i do not know who Flannery is


~throws Sammy in the brig~
sits on the bench

shininglatios217 August 11th, 2010 10:35 AM

*uses Falcon Punch*

Now it's my bench.

By the way, Flannery is the fourth Gym Leader of Hoenn.

GlacyKitty August 11th, 2010 10:37 AM

Flannery is the Fire-type Gym Leader of Hoenn and also the 4th Gym Leader you must face in R/S/E

Sammy escapes the brig using Sammy's catlike reflexes and in turn throws ^^ in the brig for not knowing who Flannery is

Sammy pushes Shiny off the bench
Sammy then eats cookies on the bench

shininglatios217 August 11th, 2010 10:40 AM

Then I use an army of Latios to defeat ^'s army of Glaceon with Flamethrower because you didn't understand my post and because I know who is Flannery.

Then I seat in the bench.

GlacyKitty August 11th, 2010 10:43 AM

Sammy lures Shiny away with a copy of Pokemon Heroes
Sammy writes Sammy's name on the bench and then pulls out Sammy's DS and Pokemon SoulSilver and sit's down and plays

BTW Sammy knows Shiny knows who Flannery is

shininglatios217 August 11th, 2010 10:47 AM

Then I remember about the bench and I use my psychic skills to teleport you into a desert.

GlacyKitty August 11th, 2010 10:49 AM

Sammy then has Midna teleport Shiny to the Twilight Realm and Sammy has Wolfy Link guard the bench

/plays too much Twilight Princess

Pokestick, good times. August 11th, 2010 10:49 AM

I nullify your powers and take the bench by force.

shininglatios217 August 11th, 2010 10:54 AM

But then you discover your bench was a fake one and that I'm still sitting in the real one.

syyyr August 11th, 2010 10:56 AM

You saw me and ran away. Then I (surprised by that) peacefully sat on the bench.

The Last One August 11th, 2010 11:02 AM

I call Arceus to kill everyone and only me and the pokemon are now on this world

i sit on the bench and have Arceus make spanish girls appear xD

Pokestick, good times. August 11th, 2010 11:27 AM

I scare away the Spanish girls with my Swedish accent, and lure you away with Swedish Cheesecake and meatballs.
The bench is mine.

shininglatios217 August 11th, 2010 11:34 AM

I do the same thing as your avatar, I get you angry and, while I'm running for my life, I sit on the bench.

Pokestick, good times. August 11th, 2010 11:37 AM

You can't do those things at the same time, so I hunt you down and throw a shoe in your face.

All ur bench are belong to me.

The Last One August 11th, 2010 11:38 AM

stop luring me with stuff i dont like!!!!!!!! and Arceus killed u already


i slap PokeGT into next year and sit down

Pokestick, good times. August 11th, 2010 11:39 AM

I return in time somehow and send you back even further.
Bench mine.

The Last One August 11th, 2010 11:40 AM

i sit on the bench in the future when u all have died

dragoniteuser August 11th, 2010 11:42 AM

Getting to complicated!
Well until you get your chance to sit on it in the future, I'll be sitting on it for now! :)

Pokestick, good times. August 11th, 2010 11:43 AM

The bench kills you out of disgust.
I can claim it as a spirit.

The Last One August 11th, 2010 11:45 AM

my bench is happy with me on it in the future!

Maraala August 11th, 2010 11:45 AM

The bench has Sammy's name on it!
So it's Sammy's!!!
/ragemode

The Last One August 11th, 2010 11:56 AM

haha.. the bench has not your name in the future

ragemode? someone sounds like they are going through their monthly process

Maraala August 11th, 2010 11:58 AM

No one took it off so it stands the test of time!

/pushes off Sammy's bench

The Last One August 11th, 2010 12:02 PM

i'm in the future u can't push me off!

~opens a time portal and blows up the bench... builds a new bench made of broken glass and sits on it~ my bench

TokioHumaNeko August 11th, 2010 12:03 PM

*shatters the bench with a Superkick*

Not yours anymore!

*repairs the bench and makes it out of super-shiny Platinum and Diamonds* <3 My Benchie! Joo can not has!

Maraala August 11th, 2010 12:05 PM

Sammy will build Sammy's own bench!

/builds bench out of ice

The Last One August 11th, 2010 12:06 PM

~starts flirting with you and makes u run away screaming "sexual harrasment" and i sit on the bench~

was meant for Luxray siggy person

TokioHumaNeko August 11th, 2010 12:07 PM

*summons Tom kaulitz to walk by your bench to melt it with his hotness*

heehee~ No more ice bench!

*is happy on her bench*

Maraala August 11th, 2010 12:11 PM

Sammy destroys the current bench and builds a new one out of clouds! :3

TokioHumaNeko August 11th, 2010 12:13 PM

Meep!

*gets Georg Listing to blow away your Cloud bench with his Hairflip attack,then makes a Titanium Bench with her signature on it* <3333

The Last One August 11th, 2010 12:13 PM

~lures u away with a pic of Taylor Lautner from Twilight movies

TokioHumaNeko August 11th, 2010 12:14 PM

*hates twilight and gets Gustav to punch you out with his Mega punch*

*stays on her bench*

Maraala August 11th, 2010 12:18 PM

Sammy gives Tokio a juice box and Sammy sits on the bench with Tokio

TokioHumaNeko August 11th, 2010 12:19 PM

*shares a juice box with ^^^^^ and relaxes with sweet Gustav as well,keeping people away from the bench*

Please,call me Neko. :3

dragoniteuser August 11th, 2010 12:22 PM

Why are we fighting over a stupid bench?! you can have your cold, hard and uncomfortable benchs!

*goes to store and buys himself a nice bed**any girls wanna join in my new comfy warm bed ? ;) *

The Last One August 11th, 2010 12:24 PM

~activates claymore that i put under the bench~

^PERVERT!

TokioHumaNeko August 11th, 2010 12:24 PM

*feels oddly perved on now*

*sits on bench with her enchanted Tokio-plushies*

Maraala August 11th, 2010 12:27 PM

Sammy replaces Tokio-plushies with Blue plushies and then takes a nap on the bench, with a half-finished juice box

The Last One August 11th, 2010 12:27 PM

dragoniteuser thinks he can score with a 21 year old

~laughs hard at the attempt~

~gives Toki and Sammy 50$ gift cards and sits next to the bench~

TokioHumaNeko August 11th, 2010 12:29 PM

*gets her plushies back,spent the money on Bill's Humanoid-Robot costume for her plushie and has him use his Humanoid Cannon,allowing both of them to sit on the bench* <3 ich liebe my bill plush.

Maraala August 11th, 2010 12:31 PM

Sammy goes and buys moar plushies and juice boxes with the $50 gift card and shares the juice boxes with everyone on the bench

TokioHumaNeko August 11th, 2010 12:33 PM

*Me and my plushies share juice with sammy,relaxing on the bench*

The Last One August 11th, 2010 12:37 PM

i give u money and no thank you! pfft whatever

~closes eyes as a rest on the wall by the bench~

GlacyKitty August 11th, 2010 12:39 PM

Sammy gets off the bench, gives Mr. Vampire Guy a Blue plushie and a juice box as a Thank You gift, then returns to the bench

TokioHumaNeko August 11th, 2010 12:40 PM

*gives the Vampire guy a Vulpix doll and some Cocoa as a Thank you and sits back down on the bench*

The Last One August 11th, 2010 12:42 PM

~says thank you and closes eyes as i start drinking the juice box~

Charizard632 August 11th, 2010 12:43 PM

I punch you so many times, that you are weakened, and I throw you out of the bench. Now I sit on the bench. You know how lazy I am. Very Lazy.

TokioHumaNeko August 11th, 2010 12:45 PM

*Use Bill Plushie's Telekenesis to fling you of the bench,curling up with her tails around her plushie to take a nap*

The Last One August 11th, 2010 12:46 PM

~takes out a Light SMG and points it a charizard632.~.. only me sammy and Toki can be near the bench and it's wonderfullness

GlacyKitty August 11th, 2010 12:49 PM

Sammy goes ragemode on Chari as Chari destroyed the peacefulness atmosphere
Sammy then calms down as Sammy snuggles Sammy's Blue plushie

The Last One August 11th, 2010 12:56 PM

~gives Sammy a new juice box to get her to relax~

TokioHumaNeko August 11th, 2010 12:56 PM

Please stop calling me Toki! It's Neko!!!!!

*cuddles with her plushies and her buddies*

The Last One August 11th, 2010 12:57 PM

ok.. sorry Neko... ~give Sammy and Neko more plushies~

TokioHumaNeko August 11th, 2010 12:59 PM

*chills out and huggles her friends on the bench,using a spell to make sure no one takes the bench from them*

The Last One August 11th, 2010 1:01 PM

i'm the person guarding the bench.. xD.. i'm not even on the bench

altariaking August 11th, 2010 1:04 PM

with all do respect, get the hell off my bench.

The Last One August 11th, 2010 1:06 PM

~points SMG at Altariaking~
Sammy has Sammy's name on it.. so it is Sammy's bench

GlacyKitty August 11th, 2010 1:48 PM

The current bench is not Sammy's...seeing as YOU destroyed Sammy's bench by opening a time portal and blowing it up

The current bench is Neko's as it has Neko's signature on it

Sammy thanks Mr. Vampire Guy for the juice box

/slurp

The Last One August 11th, 2010 2:02 PM

ok ok.. it is now Neko's bench.. still no one may come near it withought neko's or Sammy's permission


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