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1000 things to do when you are bored in Wal-Mart
Well it is a huge superstore. Its simple, post something you would do in Wal-Mart when your bored. It must be Wal-Mart related though, it does have everything ;)
1. Hide in the clothes rack and scare people when they walk by. |
Dress up as Reimu Hakurei, find a friend to be Marisa Kirisame, and have EPIC DANMAKU BATTLE IN THE FOOD AISLE.
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Have fight with nerf swords, SO FUN
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I've been banned from my local Walmart xD For Jousting on a skateboard with brooms, ^_^ I won!
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Re-enact Pac-Man with yellow, red, orange, pink and cyan clothes for you and 4 friends, with 4 blue snuggies for whoever are chosen to be the ghosts. You will get the weirdest looks. Trust me...I did.
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Dress up as Freddy Krueger and run around the store terrorizing little kids. lol.
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Play Hide-and-Go-Seek! Wally World is a great place to do it at!
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Doesn't anyone just play the video game kiosks?
Fill your basket up with things you wish you could buy, get them checked out, and put it all back at the last minute. (Seriously, I've seen someone do this xD) |
9. Find Waldo.... Again, and again, and again and...
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Shopping cart races!!! So much fun!!!
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Make cruel comments about the merchandise they carry.
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Steal merchandise, get caught, escape your pursuers, steal clothes to form disguise, escape without any negative consequences.
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go to the automated checkout and pay with only PENNIES!!! MWHAHAHAHA!!! (i've done that)
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...NOT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!! Seriously, the attendant people hate it when you do that. xP |
Ask the clerk in the electronics department if they have any of the obscure Japanese RPG's in stock and laugh at their bewildered faces.
Use fabrics in the arts and crafts department to put together makeshift cosplay outfits, then re-enact love/battle scenes from the anime in the store. See how well the shopping carts handle power sliding, drifting, and slaloming between shoppers. |
Ask where the nearest non-walmart huge shop is.
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...I do. But it's not a joke. I'm honestly stupid enough to hope that they stock the games I want. Quote:
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18. Slip n' Slide... Duh, duh.... DUH!
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Fluant crappy, obscure manga series (i.e. Naruto, Bleach) at people randomly, shoving them at their faces when extremely close to a customer, hard-selling and blackmailing them until they say they'll go buy it.
Get a female friend and have her scream for help. Use her as a diversion to steal merchandise. When obtained target merchandise(s), get the hell out of there. Like, immediately. Disguising yourselves are recommended. |
Go to someone and say 'I am Mr. One Piece, I'm looking for the One Piece, have you seen the One Piece, where is One Piece?'
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Walk in with a stereo on your shoulder, and turn on 'safety dance'. Start dancing, and singing along, and get some friends hidden in the shop to join in until loads of people are dancing.
This is great fun, the staff always look so confused. |
Go to the front counter and insist that they don't have any pancake mix.
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Buy loads of really really cheap things that happen to be quite large and bag them all individually. Then ask someone to take them to your car for you whilst talking about how you really care about the environment ;)
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Take stuff out of other people's shopping cart when they're not looking and put it back on the shelf.
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Play pretend military using Wal-mart's toys and establish base camps with their camping equipment! Start a war!!! (That's be so fun. xD)
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Shopping cart demolition derby!!
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use a black sharpie to mark out all of the barcodes of the things you're about to buy.
have a nerf sword tournament :D |
next to my wal-mart there is game stop y go there while my mom,s at wal-mart y wander game stop y read faces and the faces say stop wandering start buying and get outta here you wander without looking and go to wal-mart look at all you can and get outta there without buying anything let the staff look at you looking and not buying they get anoyed
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i grab a rubber ball and throw it at people. Then i jump into a clothes rack and hid in it so no one can find me lol. Also i take plastic knifes and attack my big sis :P
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Good one Ryan.
Rubber ball at face and hide. Fake knife attack Rofl. |
sneak into the girl's bathrooms with some tape/nails W/ nailgun/screwdriver/ drill and nail all the toilet seats up xD
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^ kinda cruel...they can be mean when they hafta potty
Play an ocarina and have a crowd of people gather around you |
Go to the technology and scream "OMFG MY XBOX IS ON FIRE!!!"
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Well I love the classic, go into to toys and press EVERY button. Not just a coule, but all of them.
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