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インフェルノの津波 July 21st, 2010 1:24 AM

Rate and Make Chuck Norris Jokes!
 
This thread is fail.

Basically, you can make or put up a Chuck Norris jokes. You go on a scale from 1-10.

It's really easy, okay? The only rule is don't steal any jokes, okay? Thanks.

I'll start:

If you misspell Chuck Norris' name in Google, it's response is RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

chickenofunity July 21st, 2010 6:28 AM

When Chuck Norris jumps in a pond, he does'nt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

Maraala July 21st, 2010 9:35 PM

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of saying that sometimes corn needs to lie the hell down.

Zeffy July 22nd, 2010 4:35 AM

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't even fool enough to attack him.

polkop July 22nd, 2010 11:25 AM

Chuck Norris and God had a fight.
When is the last time you have seen God???

インフェルノの津波 July 23rd, 2010 12:07 AM

Um....You're supposed to rate the one above you.

9/10, Hmm, I haven't seen God since....never?

Chuck Norris know's Victoria's secret.

Shining Meganium July 23rd, 2010 12:28 AM

7/10.

Chuck Norris took a shortcut in the hundred meters.

polkop July 23rd, 2010 8:51 AM

5/10

Children wear pyjama's with Superman picture.
Spuerman wear a pyjama with Chuck Norris picture.

World King July 23rd, 2010 9:03 AM

Needs an 8/10.

Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully-loaded Magnum... and won.

dieter57 July 23rd, 2010 10:08 AM

2/10 ive heard that one before..... a lot

this isn't my joke but this is funny
go to google
type in "find chuck norris"
click i'm feeling lucky

now for my joke

chuck norris ordered a big mac at burger king and got one....

Gazza July 23rd, 2010 1:05 PM

4/10

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

polkop July 23rd, 2010 3:15 PM

7/10

When Chuck Norris does some Push-up, he doesn't push himself up, he push the Earth down.

World King July 23rd, 2010 3:18 PM

3/10

Chuck Norris' tears can cure incurable diseasses. Unfortunately for us, Chuck Norris never cries.

Dawn July 23rd, 2010 3:20 PM

4/10

Chuck Norris can grasp the true form of Giygas's attack while having a starring contest with Weegee... and winning.

yung_link July 23rd, 2010 3:41 PM

im not sure who Gigyas is, but it takes Chuck Norris's skill to beat weegee in a staring contest! 7/10

Chuck Norris delivers his own mail.

Gazza July 23rd, 2010 3:45 PM

3/10

When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he doesn't get wet water gets Chuck Norris.

STFUNAPPA1 July 24th, 2010 7:47 AM

If Chuck Norris was a pokemon he would catch u

インフェルノの津波 July 25th, 2010 1:38 PM

6/10

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hair, because hair cannot grow on steel.

revelp8 July 25th, 2010 1:55 PM

8/10 LOL that is true

Chuck Norris was the only man who defeated a wall in a tennis game

dragoniteuser July 25th, 2010 1:56 PM

Nice one 7/10

OK I've got a couple:
1) Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits!
2) Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
3) If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
4) Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

インフェルノの津波 July 25th, 2010 2:04 PM

9/10 Most are pretty good, bud.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris know's Victoria's secret.

Chuck Norris says "two seconds till", before you can say "two seconds till what?" he roundhouse kicks you.

dragoniteuser July 28th, 2010 6:17 AM

7/10

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding!

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

yung_link July 30th, 2010 4:03 AM

8/10

Chuck Norris doesnt worry about gas prices because his car runs on fear.

shininglatios217 July 30th, 2010 1:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yung_link (Post 5996819)
im not sure who Gigyas is, but it takes Chuck Norris's skill to beat weegee in a staring contest! 7/10

Chuck Norris delivers his own mail.

Giygas is the final boss in EarthBound and he is... disturbing. Don't try using Google to find pictures of him!

This joke is not mine but watch this video. Chuck Norris can beat that song with his eyes closed using only his teeth with one hand tied to his back and fighting a bear with his other hand.

I know it's extremely long but I found that funny.

whodathunk August 3rd, 2010 11:08 AM

meh... 3/10

brokeback mountain is what chuck norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard

TCP120391 August 4th, 2010 11:41 PM

6/10

Jesus could walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

RaichuPwnsPikachu August 5th, 2010 9:00 AM

3/10

There is no such thing as global warning chuck norris turns up the heat on the sun when hes cold

Nukoe August 5th, 2010 5:25 PM

I'm sorry hon, but if TCP's is a 3, then the one about Global warming is a 1...

Chuck Norris created the C section when he chopped his way out of his mother's womb.

rockman0 August 25th, 2010 9:50 PM

2/10

Chuck Norris didn't kill Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon, Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris.

*is killed by Chuck Norris*

Mr. L September 17th, 2010 1:11 PM

4/10 A low score as its impossible

Chuck Norris will never stop being awesome because awesome will never stop being Chuck Norris.

[Your Name Here] September 17th, 2010 5:21 PM

8/10

Chuck Norris can roll a one-sided die.

Chuck Norris can defy gravity- he just doesn't know that. YET.


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