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TCP120391 August 4th, 2010 11:41 PM

6/10

Jesus could walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

RaichuPwnsPikachu August 5th, 2010 9:00 AM

3/10

There is no such thing as global warning chuck norris turns up the heat on the sun when hes cold

Nukoe August 5th, 2010 5:25 PM

I'm sorry hon, but if TCP's is a 3, then the one about Global warming is a 1...

Chuck Norris created the C section when he chopped his way out of his mother's womb.

rockman0 August 25th, 2010 9:50 PM

2/10

Chuck Norris didn't kill Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon, Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris.

*is killed by Chuck Norris*

Mr. L September 17th, 2010 1:11 PM

4/10 A low score as its impossible

Chuck Norris will never stop being awesome because awesome will never stop being Chuck Norris.

[Your Name Here] September 17th, 2010 5:21 PM

8/10

Chuck Norris can roll a one-sided die.

Chuck Norris can defy gravity- he just doesn't know that. YET.


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