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Take the Hill! (Pokemon Edition)
Okay, this is simple and I'm surprised i haven't seen it yet. You figure out how to defeat the defense that the person above you has set up. Then the hill is yours, and you have to set up a defense.Please try to be creative.
EXAMPLE: (me) I take the hill and guard it with the Lake Trio. (next poster) I throw them some Pokeblock and walk past them while they're distracted.I dig a trench around the hill, fill it with water, and have a legion of Gyarados guard the hill via the trench.:Example Over Get it? If not please say so. I take the hill and guard it with a swarm of Beedrill! Beat that! |
I get Infernape to use blast burn on the beedrill, and walk among the scorched bee corpses. I guard the hill with a gigantic dome, covered with Muks.
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I open the manhole to the sewers to attract the Muk away. When they're gone, I order all of my ground pokemon to dig under the dome edges and carry it away. I defend the hill with several rows of wobbuffet. With all of them using counter/mirror coat.
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I capture armies of Pidgey and Rattata from the nearby forest and get them to slowly bombard the Wobuffet. There are many, many casualties, but the Wobuffet eventually fall to the sheer number of the weenie Pokemon. I defend the hill with a legion of those creepy cosplaying Poke Maniacs from Rock Tunnel. Who dares get close to those creeps?
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I have Mewtwo and Mew pull a nuke out of a silo and i blast everybody on the hill with it.
I wear a radiation suit and for my defenses, i let the radiation infect the grass, forming an army of hulk-esque Carnivines! |
Using the Fire Drum, I lure all the fire Pokemom away from Dark Crater and use them to wage war on the Carnivine. Once the Carnivines are all melted, I reach the top and guard the hill with my fire Pokemon army, led of course by their leader, Darkrai.
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I get Gengar to put the Fire Pokemon to sleep, which attracts Darkrai who starts using Nightmare one-by-one on the 1mil+ Pokemon in your army that are asleep. While Darkrai is distracted, and your Fire Pokemon are sleep, I capture the hill and use a bunch of Magneton who create a shield around the hill.
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Only to be smashed by my Machamp's (yes, I have a Machamp now) Brick Break. It shatters the barrier and Machamp smashes the Magneton. Then I take the hill and hire a bunch of Ursaring and Aggron bodyguards to surround me and attack anyone who gets too close.
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I attack you with a army of infernapes and all your bodyguards die from Close Combat, and Machamp got killed also from the infernapes, so i take the hill and build unbreakable force field around it and put a army of Hitmonchan/lee/top to destroy anybody who gets close...........
BEAT THAT EVERYBODY |
Suddenly, an army of Gallades and Gardevoirs Psycho Cut and Psychic the lot of them (Also forces them to shut their own field). Then they take the hill.
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Ha! Foolish Helvetica, using Gallade and Gardevoir for your defense.
While I'm trying to devise a plan to retake the hill, the Gallade and Gardevoir suddenly fall in love with each other. Eventually, the Pokemon are like, "screw this, I'm getting married" and they leave to go get married. After failing to devise a plan, I approach the hill, planning to wing it, but find an otherwise empty hill with one human( that's you). I get my Charizard to use Scary Face and scare the human away. Charizard then makes a shield of fire to protect us, and I wait underground, ready to summon another Pokemon if Charizard goes down. |
I knew I should have gotten Tyranitars! (There was an army of them (The Gallades and Gardevoirs))
I'd have been scared without Scary Face. It is a Charizard. And Now I have to wait up to 4 weeks. |
I get into a drilling machine, that I have sitting in my backyard for some obscure reason. I find rockman underground and steal his Poke Balls to stop him releasing more Pokemon. At the same time, my Milotic is making mincemeat out of Charizard up above.
I take the hill and guard it with an army of Exeggutor that will mercilessly throw fruit at anybody who comes too close. |
I bomb them with my Shadow Moltres's Dark Fire attack. I have the Shadow Bird Trio and Shadow Lugia guard the hill. They are all holding Sacred Ashes and are immune to recoil.
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I hire the hero from Pokemon XD, give him some Master Balls to catch the shadow Pokemon. I get a bunch of Swalot that eat any threats to guard the hill.
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Pfft Swalot are no match for the power of my army of Snorlax who in turn eat all of the Swalot (That's kind of cruel...)
For my defense I shall summon the GIANT GENGAR, ALAKAZAM, and JIGGLYPUFF TO DEFEND THE BASE!! |
They're all so big, they don't notice my tiny little Jigglypuff walking in between all three. Until it uses Sing and puts them all to sleep. My Buizel uses is own personal crane to relocate the Giant Pokemon into a deserted island in the middle of the ocean while they sleep.
I guard the hill with Buizel in his wrecking ball, getting ready to take a swing at anyone who gets to close. |
I would get some Lanturn to use Brine. The salt water would make the wreaking ball unusable, then the Lanturn would use Thunder and get rid of Buizel. I would guard the hill by digging a trench filling it with water and getting some Vaporeon to use Acid Armor to make themselves invisible. I would also get some Quagsire to block Electric attacks.
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2 words: Spatial Rend. It sends all of you pokemon to Ventara, where Kamen Rider Ryuga Vents them. I Guard the Hill with Primal Dialga.
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I beat him up with my Lucario and he returns to normal calm Dialga. He realises you were controlling him, and attacks you. Meanwhile, I take the hill and guard with millions of Spinarak and Ariados. They'll pounce on anyone else who gets too close to the hill, including Fire Pokemon, and mercilessly attack with their Poison Stings
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But then I get a Steelix who is immune to Poison Sting to use Fire Fang on the Spinarak and Ariados. I then get some Dugtrio to dig some holes I put some Electrode in the holes and get them to explode whoever walks over them. I also get several Dragonite to patrol the skies using Ice Beam, Thunderbolt, Flamethrower and Draco Meteor on any flying threats.
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The weather Trio works together to seize the hill.
I guard the hill with Lightsaber-wielding Mew,Mewtwo,Riolu,and Lucario |
I use a bunch of psychic pokemon (that I rented) to lift up the hill and carry it to a different location before anyone can do anything. I then build a moat around the hill and fill it with Gyarados. I also command some pidgeot to keep an eye out in the air.
EDIT: Gardenia101 I kinda beat you to it... by about 6 hours. |
I got Arceus to come to the world because I still had the Jewel of Life, and when it tried to use Judgement my Wobbuffet used Mirror Coat and directed it to the Lake Trio, who all fainted, and I caught them with my Master Balls. Then I just walked up the hill. Muahahahahaha!
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Groudon made a fissure in the ground and the Sinnoh Dragon Trio makes it so everybody on the hill go to separate times,dimensions or the Reverse World.
I build laser turrets and have an army of Sci-Fi Warrior Blazekins protect the hill. |
I have Celebi time travel 5 minutes from now and destroy everything, and I just stand nearby and laugh after 5 minutes are up.
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The Celibi gets scard of you, eats a thunderstone, turns into a Snorelax, eats you, then self-destructs. How? I don't know. I guard the hill with over 9,000 Mewtwos using kamehameha and domo beam on anyone who approaches.
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I borrow a Red's Pikachu which level is over 9000 and then he uses a Volt Tackle to K.O Mewtwos. Also I Fissure your kamehameha and domo beam with Whiscash. I use also a Lapras which learned a 3 OH-K.O moves to guard hill.
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My Medicham comes into play, repeatedly dodge attacks with Detect and Protect. After three days of this, your Lapras run out of PP, and we laugh as they KO themselves with Struggle.
I pull out five Pokeballs; A Walrien, an Abomasnow, a Jynx, a Glalie, an Articuno, and Medicham makes a sixth. 'Team GridFreeze' defend the base using their combined attacks. |
I trust in the heart of the cards and draw 6 enemy controllers! after sacrificing 3900 Life Points i take control of your team who all run away.
I guard the hill with way too many Lucarios who know Falcon Punch. |
There is a sudden meteor storm, which everyone takes cover from. Soon, a mass of Clefa, Clefairy and Clefable all run towards me, and I become their Ruler. I command them all to use Metronome, which smashes through your Lucario and their FalconPunches.
I then guard the hill with my mass of the Clefairy-line. |
I simply use a Whiscash's Fissure which K.O's all your Cleffas, Clefairies and Clefables. I guard hill with 250lvl Pikachu, Raichu, Minun, Plusle and... Pichu.
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My lucario, Aggron, And metagross use Earthquake all together Destroying your electric pokemon with ease . I get a bunch of steel pokemon to use protect together creating a shield around the hill.
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My flock of Staraptor/Staravia/Starly fly out of the forest, flying high above the ground to avoid Earthquake. I command them to use HeatWave, which smashes through your Steel-Types due to it being Super-Effective.
I dash up to The Hill, then gaurd it with walls of Magikarp! |
As Magikarps are noob level weak, I just used a Shock Wave to pwn'em all.
Then I use all 493 Pokemon to guard hill, all which are at level 100. (bwahaha) |
I pull out a Pokeball.
"Go, Chuck Norris, use Round-houseKick! ChuckNorris round-house kicks all of your Pokemon. Unfortunatly, he falls to the last Pokemon, an Electrode, which use Explosion, knocking 'em both out. I then guard the hill with invisble walls created by Mime.Jr and Mr.Mime. |
Until my Blaziken uses Brick Break to shatter the walls. I then get some Garchomp to use Draco Meteor to destroy anyone who dares approach the hill.
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I use a my Lapras's Blizzard to instantly K.O your Garchomp, while Pinsir O-H K.O-es a Blaziken with Guillotine. Then I use a big herd of Shaymins to levitate a hill very high while a dragon trio protects hill.
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My (Shiny) Xatu uses Gravity to bring the hill back down to Earth with a loud explosion. This highly damages the three Sinnho legendaries, and are finished off by my Xatu's Psybeam/AirSlash combo.
I then guard each six corners of the hill with my other Xatu, with my main one guarding the centre. |
I own your Xatus with Shadow Rush of Shadow Lugia then I shoot hill into Alpha Centauri solar system (Bwahaha) where Pokemon guard it (don't ask how they are able to live in cosmos)
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I make a pact with all of the Deoxys in the universe and i have the four most powerful take the hill. One in Attack, One in Defence, and so on, to use Psybeam/Hyperbeam/Psycho Boost on your people and use Psychic to take the hil back to earth.
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"Murkrow?"
That is the last sound your Deoxys hear as they are smashed by a Focus-Energy powered Night-Slash. The Murkrow then flock themselves above the hill, preparing to attack any trespassers. After a quick screech from the Murkrow, three Honchkrow join them, waiting to strike. |
I nuke them with a Bulked-Up Outrage from my Shadow Rayquaza!http://i4.bebo.com/037a/15/medium/2007/11/19/08/4274016639a6148640022m.jpg
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Sammy has Sammy's Shadow Lugia KO your Shadow Raquaza
Sammy then has Sammy's Lapras freeze the slopes of the hill with Ice Beam and have Glaceon use Blizzard so no one can't fly |
My Abomasnow thrive in the snow. They each smash through your Ice-Types with HammerArm.
I then use the snowy weather to my advantage, placing Castform (Ice) to guard with WeatherBall. With all of them being led by Abomasnow. |
I melt them all with my Reshirams Fire BLast
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I hack in a LV9999999999 Palkia to beat your Reshiram with on Water Pulse. Then I clone my LV9999999999 Palkia 9999999999 times, and I use my Palkias to guard the hill.
PS: All of my Palkias have infinity Hit Points. |
I make Dialga go back before you do that and destroy the device you hacked them with.
I guard the hill with rabid Buneary! |
A tranquiliser dart or two makes quick work of your rabid Buneary!
My Zangoose form a defensive perimetre around the hill, led by a Vigoroth (which knows HyperBeam, yay!) |
I make a Groudon themed siege weapon and take the hill. The real Groudon guards the hill with flaming boulders.
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