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Get off My Bench!(~Revived~)
Okay, really simple...
-There is a bench -You must sit on it -You must also knock off/get rid the person above you from the bench -Have fun! Ex. Poster 1: I plant my sitting muscle on the fine wooden contraption Poster 2: I hit you with a baseball bat and make you cy home to your mommy Poster 3: I pelt you with apples and make you all sticky Sammy shall start! Sammy finds a wooden bench on the side of a road and sits down after a long boring day. |
I come over and gently push you sideways till you fall off the bench, then sit on it.
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Sammy distracts you with a picture of Ruby, which you drool over and faint
Sammy thens sits on the left side of the bench. Use it to your advantage or you shall get slapped |
I pick up the bench by the right side and slide you off. I then sit squarely in the middle of it.
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I poke you from behind, scaring you off the bench, and promptly steal your spot. :)
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Sammy sends a Hunter to pounce on you and you run away
Sammy then sits :D |
I defeat the hunter in a stunning display of combative prowess, which is enough to make you jump for joy, allowing to me reclaim my spot on the bench.
(Do you realize that it seriously took me like, 5 tries to type the word reclaim...? T__T) |
I at stare you evilly to move. After that failure, I hit you with my book-bag, causing you to fall off. I sit calmly on the bench.
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I ninja my way around behind you, then uncouthly knock you out with a rock to the head. You slump over, unconscious, and I shove you off and sit down.
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I do a barrel roll to get beside you and falcon punch you off the bench.. then I sit down
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I set my blaster to 'stun'. Then I shoot you from the side so that you simply fall off the bench. I sit down again.
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Waking up from my unconscious state, I kick you in the face, causing you to fall over. I move your legs off the bench and sit on it.
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I get up from being stunned and sent out alakazam to use psychic and throw you to the moon and then sit down and eat an icecream cone.
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I send out my genar to put you asleep and push you off the bench and sit on it while chewing on some gummy bears. :3
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Ima firing my lazers and destroy you and the bench...
I buy a new one and sit in it yay!! |
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I sit, and enjoy my chewy delicious moment of relaxation. |
haha i'm still sitting here because u didn't push me off.
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I ask you politely if I may sit oin the bench by myself. You are so shocked by this sudden turn of events, you obey me wordlessly, and I resume my spot on the bench.
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Then I come along on this fine autumn day, and I see you are already on the bench that I shall be sitting on.
I sit down next to you, and over time I gradually move into you and eventually push you of my new bench. |
Sammy grabs the sushi that Sammy plans to not eat after learning what the orange stuff on it was and throws it at you. You then flee to go take a shower and Sammy sits on the bench
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After I finish I come back to the bench to properly deal with you.
I whack you over the head with my special stick, then drag you unconscious body to a convenient location where you wont disturb me. * Sits on bench * |
Using my newly acquired Portal gun, I aim a portal under your body, and one in a bathroom of a local gas station. I sit on the now empty bench. ^__^
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When I return to the bench that you so rudely portald me off of, I decide to make a piece offering to you. I hand you a cake with brown frosting, and cherries around the edges that are resting on top of individual small whip cream spots.
Before you can refuse, the cake blows up, leaving me with a bench covered in frosting, and you somewhere in Siberia. LIE |
Well now. I am quite disheartened that the cake turned out to be a lie, but sadness quickly gives away to anger and I attack you with a shovel, knocking you off the bench, allowing for my swift return to the bench.
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*Tosses a pokeball out casually, a Pachirisu emerges from within it with a dazzling and flashy display of lightning*
Pachirisu, use Thunder Wave on that guy sitting on the bench over there. It's target practice :p *Pachirisu uses Thunder Wave on Pikapal642!* *Pikapal642 is Paralyzed!* *Reaches over, picks Pikapal642 up, and tosses him out of the bench as if he were a drunk being tossed out of a bar, then sits down to rest. Pachirisu follows, hopping up onto my lap with a "Come and try to mess with us" grin on it's face, static emitting from it's cheeks mischeviously* |
Hmph. Well then, if you insist.
*tosses pokeball* Come on out, Typhlosion. I guess you could use...Heat Wave. ^__^ *The area surrounding the bench becomes super heated enough to force Pachy and Pachirisu to leave* Thank you, I will take my seat now. :D *Typhlosion and I sit on the bench, with flames still bristling around Typhlosions neck.* ^__^ |
I do not like the fact that you rudely assaulted me with a shovel, therefor I made arangements with aliens to beam you and your typhlosion up to their space ship so they can carry out some experiments.
I shall now sit down on this comfy bench. |
You hear an explosion in the sky *cougheruptioncough* and look up to see what's going on. You see me falling towards to, so you run away to avoid being flattened by my impact. At the last few seconds, I withdraw Typhlosion and send out my Togekiss to catch me, landing safely on the bench. ^__^
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I spray you with a bottle of mace, so you run towards the nearest fountain to wash your eyes. While, I calmly sits down on the bench (^_^d)
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I send out my pikachu and it uses thunder. You turn into ashes and I sit on you.
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I call the "new" Team Rocket to take Pikachu. As you chase after the Electric Rodent, I take my place on the bench.
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But as you sit on the bench it creaks loudly, which then startles the Witch.
You run off, trying not to get killed. Sammy sits down and drinks a apple juice box while having Sammy's pet Metroid kill guard against any one who wishes to steal Sammy's spot and juice box |
I send out my Milotic which uses Ice Beam on your and your metroid. I slide my new Ice Sculpture off the bench and take my place on it. ^__^
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Curse you and you knowledge of a Metroids weakness to cold
Sammy just pushes you off |
I tip over the bench, so that you can fall down.
Now I super glued myself to the bench. |
*sets fire to the highly flammable glue on your behind before it bonds and laughs as you jump up and run off in search of water* Hehehehehehehe. Works every time. *plops down on the bench*
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I get Machamp to pick it up, and tip it over, dumping you into the sea.
I take the seat for myself. |
I use my pepper-spray to blind Machamp, and then do the same to you, which causes you to run screaming which startles a witch
I simply sit down, and begin to eat my dinner of southern-fried-chicken. |
I take your dinner and throw into a nearby river. You jump into said river and I sit on the bench.
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That's a waste of good food.
I sneak up behind you, put in ear plugs, and blast Green Day music so loud that you run for it, covering your ears. I then take out the ear plugs, turn the music down to a more reasonable volume, and sit on the bench. Sing to the music~ |
Sammy lures you away with Dell Honne fanart
Sammy then sits on the bench while hugging a Rin plushie |
*Rips a sukima open above the bench*
*Drops Rin about twenty feet away from the bench, after breaking her Border of Reality and Fantasy* *Sits on the bench as Sammyskitty runs after Rin* |
Still gazing at gorgeous Dell Honne fanart, I walk up to the bench. I offer Shanghai Alice some cookies. I sit on the bench next to Shanghai Alice, eating my cookies. Once my friend is distracted, I shove Shanghai Alice into the conveniently placed river next to the bench.
That seems like overkill, but whatever. |
After kidnapping Rin Sammy places a trail of candy leading away from the bench. You then follow it, eating each piece as you get farther away from the bench. Sammy then sits on the bench while petting Rin. Thanks for the Rin, Shangy!
Very stalker-ish |
Shanghai Alice, displeased with being pushed into a river, calls on the help of the Native Gods, Kanako and Suwako, to get revenge on whoever is sitting on the bench.
Just to make sure that the victim offender is killed no less than three times, Ran and Chen arrive via Sukima. The four beings, and Shanghai, slowly stalk up behind the bench, cloaked by more of Yukari's magic. On the count of three, Ran, Suwako, and Kanako throw all their magic at the bench, not only incinerating it, but practically removing its matter from this plane of existence. Fortunately, Kanako makes a new snake-themed bench, which I place my egotistical bottom on. |
Well playing U.N Owen was Her? I gently push you off the bench.
While I sit on it, with my Monocle, top hat, and cup of tea. |
While you aren't looking, I dump Tabasco sauce into your Tea. Your eyes tear up from the spicy awesomeness, so you flee in search of water. Then, I, Haspop, lay down on the bench taking up the entire bench like a jerk.
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I use this fact to my advantage, and lay down a Master Spark, abusing the row damage formulas for MASSIVE DAMAGE.
I then Master Spark the corpse, just to be sure, and throw it in the sewage dump that's placed dangerously close to the river. And then I bond myself to the bench. |
I bring an Easter carrot and a knife.
The knife is used to cut the ropes, and you're being whacked by the Easter carrot. And as this item, while being called a carrot, is actually somewhat of a large club with a tassle and metal plates attached, you're hurt badly. ^_^ |
Since you didn't actually sit on the bench, I take my place on the bench while you beat Shanghai Alice.
Then, I listen to Green Day. While sitting on the bench. |
I tell you there's a girls over there who says GD sucks.
I take your place while you run towards the hole filled with spikes that I disguised as a girl. |
After introducing the haters to- oh wait, those are death spikes. Dang.
"Nice death spike," I say to you. Then, I gently shove you off of the bench. I take my place on the bench. |
I duly kick you off the bench into the aforementioned pit of death spikes, and sit down and relax to the sound of your untimely demise. =P
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I point out the fact that such a thing is illogical and cannot exist. 'Shoop da Woop' disappears.
I then give you cake laced with deadly poison, and kick you into the death pit, before sitting down. |
I shove you over and say "Thanks for saving my seat" and plop by rear end on the bench which I call my own
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Sammy perceives you as a zombie and shoots you in the face with a shotgun
Sammy then sits down with Rin |
I come back from the dead, shoot you back and throw boiling oil and electrical wires on your corpse...
Then I happily sit down <3 and my life as a zombie expires. |
Sammy picks you up and throws you into the zombie-infested Nightclub basement
Sammy thens sits casually on the bench |
*Entices Sammyskitty into a "free manicure" booth with lots of obsessive nail artists that will insist on painting every one of her nails cutely and differently and tie her down so she can't mess them up while they dry. >D*
*sits down on the bench peacefully* I like nonviolent measures. :P |
I use my time machine to go back to the very second you were about to set down. only this time I slide in and claim the bench as my own.
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*Was thinking ahead when she was sitting down and was wearing a 10 ton suit of armor, so she sits right down, squishing the previous sitter into a bloody pulp*
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Sammy-mommy entices Pachy-daughter with tons of cute clothes, telling her that there is a big sale at the local mall
As she runs off, Sammy cleans up the bench and sits down |
*Comes back in such a cute and adorable outfit that Sammy-Mommy just HAS to have so mother and daughter can match...it's so cute it's irresistable, and she sits down on the bench as Sammy-mommy dashes off to the mall now* XD
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I throw a grenade at you and them BIG BOOM, and I rightfully claim the bench and sit on it.I take out my ipod touch and mess around with apps until someone else comes along.
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I scream Get off mah bench woman and you get scared even if you are a boy.
I sit and look at the clouds and think about the concept beauty. |
I throw MCDONALDS MACDONALDS
KENTUCKEY FRIED CHICKEN AND A PIZZA HUT at you you fall off the bench and i rightfully claim my throne |
*uses a pair of giant mecha arms to pluck you off the bench and fling you into the horizon*
*sits down on the bench* |
*Puts an atomic fart cushion just before you sit*
You run off with a burning butt and I sit down >:D |
*entices you into a pit of tentacles with a cute puppy* *sits down and watches the tentacles drag you to the bottom of the pit*
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*Push you in with wonder girl*
*Sits in the bench to watch* |
*pulls you into the pit with her, using the grip of the tentacles and the momentum of your fall into the tentacle pit to launch herself out of the pit, sticking her landing gracefully then bowing and taking her seat on the bench*
Now that was an elegant win. :3 |
*Becomes Super saiyan ???*
*Flies and drops you in there * *Sits casually in the bench* |
I creep up behind you and strangle you with my cute little black and grey striped scarf. You fall of the bench, and I take your place. I even make a point to graffitti the bench with my colorful arsenal of spray-paint.
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I scream"get off my bench!"and shove you in a pit of spikes and take my seat.
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*flips the bench over the same spiked pit, dumping you into the pit to fall to your untimely death. The bench however sticks the landing on the other side of the pit, far enough away that it's next occupant can't just be shoved into the pit of doom, I then sit down and begin painting my toes cutely.* <3
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I snatch the bottle of nail polish and pour it through your hair, then stand back and laugh as you run, screaming, for the nearest shower. (hopefully)
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Full Salvo! Activate!
*Rockets flies and blasts Whisper awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay :D* *Sits on the bench* |
*pulls out a good old fashioned baseball bat and knocks you out of the park, then sits down* :3
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I chip your nailpolish. I take your place on the bench as you rush off to fix your nails.
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-Yanks Santa Claus Hat off and throws into nearby lake.-
-Sits down on bench as Akita goes to get hat- |
Sammy picks you up and sets you on the floor.
Sammy then sits on the bench |
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