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Hmph. Well then, if you insist.
*tosses pokeball* Come on out, Typhlosion. I guess you could use...Heat Wave. ^__^ *The area surrounding the bench becomes super heated enough to force Pachy and Pachirisu to leave* Thank you, I will take my seat now. :D *Typhlosion and I sit on the bench, with flames still bristling around Typhlosions neck.* ^__^ |
I do not like the fact that you rudely assaulted me with a shovel, therefor I made arangements with aliens to beam you and your typhlosion up to their space ship so they can carry out some experiments.
I shall now sit down on this comfy bench. |
You hear an explosion in the sky *cougheruptioncough* and look up to see what's going on. You see me falling towards to, so you run away to avoid being flattened by my impact. At the last few seconds, I withdraw Typhlosion and send out my Togekiss to catch me, landing safely on the bench. ^__^
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I spray you with a bottle of mace, so you run towards the nearest fountain to wash your eyes. While, I calmly sits down on the bench (^_^d)
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I send out my pikachu and it uses thunder. You turn into ashes and I sit on you.
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I call the "new" Team Rocket to take Pikachu. As you chase after the Electric Rodent, I take my place on the bench.
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But as you sit on the bench it creaks loudly, which then startles the Witch.
You run off, trying not to get killed. Sammy sits down and drinks a apple juice box while having Sammy's pet Metroid kill guard against any one who wishes to steal Sammy's spot and juice box |
I send out my Milotic which uses Ice Beam on your and your metroid. I slide my new Ice Sculpture off the bench and take my place on it. ^__^
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Curse you and you knowledge of a Metroids weakness to cold
Sammy just pushes you off |
I tip over the bench, so that you can fall down.
Now I super glued myself to the bench. |
*sets fire to the highly flammable glue on your behind before it bonds and laughs as you jump up and run off in search of water* Hehehehehehehe. Works every time. *plops down on the bench*
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I get Machamp to pick it up, and tip it over, dumping you into the sea.
I take the seat for myself. |
I use my pepper-spray to blind Machamp, and then do the same to you, which causes you to run screaming which startles a witch
I simply sit down, and begin to eat my dinner of southern-fried-chicken. |
I take your dinner and throw into a nearby river. You jump into said river and I sit on the bench.
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That's a waste of good food.
I sneak up behind you, put in ear plugs, and blast Green Day music so loud that you run for it, covering your ears. I then take out the ear plugs, turn the music down to a more reasonable volume, and sit on the bench. Sing to the music~ |
Sammy lures you away with Dell Honne fanart
Sammy then sits on the bench while hugging a Rin plushie |
*Rips a sukima open above the bench*
*Drops Rin about twenty feet away from the bench, after breaking her Border of Reality and Fantasy* *Sits on the bench as Sammyskitty runs after Rin* |
Still gazing at gorgeous Dell Honne fanart, I walk up to the bench. I offer Shanghai Alice some cookies. I sit on the bench next to Shanghai Alice, eating my cookies. Once my friend is distracted, I shove Shanghai Alice into the conveniently placed river next to the bench.
That seems like overkill, but whatever. |
After kidnapping Rin Sammy places a trail of candy leading away from the bench. You then follow it, eating each piece as you get farther away from the bench. Sammy then sits on the bench while petting Rin. Thanks for the Rin, Shangy!
Very stalker-ish |
Shanghai Alice, displeased with being pushed into a river, calls on the help of the Native Gods, Kanako and Suwako, to get revenge on whoever is sitting on the bench.
Just to make sure that the victim offender is killed no less than three times, Ran and Chen arrive via Sukima. The four beings, and Shanghai, slowly stalk up behind the bench, cloaked by more of Yukari's magic. On the count of three, Ran, Suwako, and Kanako throw all their magic at the bench, not only incinerating it, but practically removing its matter from this plane of existence. Fortunately, Kanako makes a new snake-themed bench, which I place my egotistical bottom on. |
Well playing U.N Owen was Her? I gently push you off the bench.
While I sit on it, with my Monocle, top hat, and cup of tea. |
While you aren't looking, I dump Tabasco sauce into your Tea. Your eyes tear up from the spicy awesomeness, so you flee in search of water. Then, I, Haspop, lay down on the bench taking up the entire bench like a jerk.
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I use this fact to my advantage, and lay down a Master Spark, abusing the row damage formulas for MASSIVE DAMAGE.
I then Master Spark the corpse, just to be sure, and throw it in the sewage dump that's placed dangerously close to the river. And then I bond myself to the bench. |
I bring an Easter carrot and a knife.
The knife is used to cut the ropes, and you're being whacked by the Easter carrot. And as this item, while being called a carrot, is actually somewhat of a large club with a tassle and metal plates attached, you're hurt badly. ^_^ |
Since you didn't actually sit on the bench, I take my place on the bench while you beat Shanghai Alice.
Then, I listen to Green Day. While sitting on the bench. |
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