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I tell you there's a girls over there who says GD sucks.
I take your place while you run towards the hole filled with spikes that I disguised as a girl. |
After introducing the haters to- oh wait, those are death spikes. Dang.
"Nice death spike," I say to you. Then, I gently shove you off of the bench. I take my place on the bench. |
I duly kick you off the bench into the aforementioned pit of death spikes, and sit down and relax to the sound of your untimely demise. =P
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I point out the fact that such a thing is illogical and cannot exist. 'Shoop da Woop' disappears.
I then give you cake laced with deadly poison, and kick you into the death pit, before sitting down. |
I shove you over and say "Thanks for saving my seat" and plop by rear end on the bench which I call my own
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Sammy perceives you as a zombie and shoots you in the face with a shotgun
Sammy then sits down with Rin |
I come back from the dead, shoot you back and throw boiling oil and electrical wires on your corpse...
Then I happily sit down <3 and my life as a zombie expires. |
Sammy picks you up and throws you into the zombie-infested Nightclub basement
Sammy thens sits casually on the bench |
*Entices Sammyskitty into a "free manicure" booth with lots of obsessive nail artists that will insist on painting every one of her nails cutely and differently and tie her down so she can't mess them up while they dry. >D*
*sits down on the bench peacefully* I like nonviolent measures. :P |
I use my time machine to go back to the very second you were about to set down. only this time I slide in and claim the bench as my own.
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*Was thinking ahead when she was sitting down and was wearing a 10 ton suit of armor, so she sits right down, squishing the previous sitter into a bloody pulp*
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Sammy-mommy entices Pachy-daughter with tons of cute clothes, telling her that there is a big sale at the local mall
As she runs off, Sammy cleans up the bench and sits down |
*Comes back in such a cute and adorable outfit that Sammy-Mommy just HAS to have so mother and daughter can match...it's so cute it's irresistable, and she sits down on the bench as Sammy-mommy dashes off to the mall now* XD
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I throw a grenade at you and them BIG BOOM, and I rightfully claim the bench and sit on it.I take out my ipod touch and mess around with apps until someone else comes along.
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I scream Get off mah bench woman and you get scared even if you are a boy.
I sit and look at the clouds and think about the concept beauty. |
I throw MCDONALDS MACDONALDS
KENTUCKEY FRIED CHICKEN AND A PIZZA HUT at you you fall off the bench and i rightfully claim my throne |
*uses a pair of giant mecha arms to pluck you off the bench and fling you into the horizon*
*sits down on the bench* |
*Puts an atomic fart cushion just before you sit*
You run off with a burning butt and I sit down >:D |
*entices you into a pit of tentacles with a cute puppy* *sits down and watches the tentacles drag you to the bottom of the pit*
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*Push you in with wonder girl*
*Sits in the bench to watch* |
*pulls you into the pit with her, using the grip of the tentacles and the momentum of your fall into the tentacle pit to launch herself out of the pit, sticking her landing gracefully then bowing and taking her seat on the bench*
Now that was an elegant win. :3 |
*Becomes Super saiyan ???*
*Flies and drops you in there * *Sits casually in the bench* |
I creep up behind you and strangle you with my cute little black and grey striped scarf. You fall of the bench, and I take your place. I even make a point to graffitti the bench with my colorful arsenal of spray-paint.
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I scream"get off my bench!"and shove you in a pit of spikes and take my seat.
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