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John Denver November 27th, 2004 2:22 PM

Stupid Pick up Lines!
 
Let em out! What are some of the funniest and stupidest pick up lines you've ever heard/said...

And if you've actually been told one of em, that adds to the funnyness

Giirl! You must be from Tennessee cause your the only 10 I see!

Alex_ November 27th, 2004 2:27 PM

^ lol
A lotta of us have heard this b4 prolly but here: Are you tired? Cause you've been runnin in my mind all day.

NiNGi November 27th, 2004 2:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dakota
Let em out! What are some of the funniest and stupidest pick up lines you've ever heard/said...

And if you've actually been told one of em, that adds to the funnyness

Giirl! You must be from Tennessee cause your the only 10 I see!

XD

You know why are all numbers scared of seven? because 7-8-9 (if you dont get it, try and say it out loud o.O')

Claire November 27th, 2004 2:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dakota
Let em out! What are some of the funniest and stupidest pick up lines you've ever heard/said...

heehee i wonder where u got this idea from ;)

"If I told you you had a good body, would you hold it against me?" XD

err..ningi that isnt a chat up line XD you'd use that on a girl O.O lol

NiNGi November 27th, 2004 2:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DF dadragonz
err..ningi that isnt a chat up line XD you'd use that on a girl O.O lol

Whaat? XD
Maybe you don't get it, its too st00pid XD (7-8-9 = Seven ate nine XD) *throws himself in the dustbin*

Brittany November 27th, 2004 2:34 PM

If you were a booger, I'd pick you.


No, I don't remember where I got it from XD

EVA-01 November 27th, 2004 2:35 PM

if ur father osama or sumthin?! coz u r da bomb baby XD

Brittany November 27th, 2004 2:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NiNGi
Whaat? XD
Maybe you don't get it, its too st00pid XD (7-8-9 = Seven ate nine XD) *throws himself in the dustbin*

Hey, you know, maybe that would work. XD
Some people are just like that you know XD

ravenstorture November 27th, 2004 2:38 PM

We get it Ningi, but we are talking about trying to get a girl interested in you. You know, that is usually what a pick up line is.

"I'm a big fan of Spongebob Squarepants"

I heard this on the radio. It's stupid:

1.)Sponge makes a girl think of something she likes to put against her body.
2.) It has big and pants in the same sentence or something like that.
3.) Square had something to do with it, but I forgot.

"Are your parents retarded, because your special. " OK why would you use this, because you are trying to impress a girl by insulting her? OK???

Shadow November 27th, 2004 2:39 PM

"You don't work for the UPS do you? Cause I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."

"Those robes look really good on you, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor!"

"I know you must be tired, cause you've been running through my mind all day."

"That must be jam cause jelly don't shake like that!"

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

"What? You don't like pizza?"

And of course, the ultimate one:
"I am the Black Mage. I casts the spells that makes the peoples fall down."

NiNGi November 27th, 2004 2:43 PM

*wakes up* duuuh.... oh yeah! RIGHT! XD Pick up line! yeah thats what I was saying o.O'
I got one from my business teacher XD
"Hey, I might not be the cutest guy here,
but I am the only one talking to you!!"

*gets slapped by the girls* DOH!

Brittany November 27th, 2004 2:47 PM

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

ravenstorture November 27th, 2004 2:50 PM

Let me buy you an 'all you can eat' dinner.

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose? (I dont know what I was thinking posting this lol!)

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself..... (Super lame)

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

I will post more up later.

DragonTrainer November 27th, 2004 2:51 PM

"Nice legs, what time do they open?"

xD

ravenstorture November 27th, 2004 2:53 PM

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

NiNGi November 27th, 2004 2:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PiroMunkie
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

Lmao! These are hilarious!! XD

Brittany November 27th, 2004 2:54 PM

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

ravenstorture November 27th, 2004 2:55 PM

I know I'm horrible, Ningi! XD


Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

John Denver November 27th, 2004 3:09 PM

"The word of the day is Legs...let's go to my apartment and spread the word ;)"

BOO ya!

Brittany November 27th, 2004 3:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dakota
"The word of the day is Legs...let's go to my apartment and spread the word ;)"

BOO ya!

Someone has actually told me that one XD

1313666 November 27th, 2004 3:35 PM

You want REALLY stupid pick-up lines? You should hear what my dad says when he's drunk. They're so dumb and gross I can't say them. Good thing my parents are divorced now, or if my mom heard one of them, they'd be getting a divorce. Wait. I couldn't understand what I just said...

Kiri November 28th, 2004 9:16 AM

You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee. (laugh profusely)

My bro once used this, bless 'im.

1313666 November 28th, 2004 9:19 AM

:laugh: That takes the cake for dumbest pick up line so far!

ash_misty4ever November 28th, 2004 9:49 PM

I love 'em all! I love the UPS and Baker one! I said them to my friend, and she started cracking up! (I wasn't trying to ask her out or anything! XD) Keep posting more!

IceKitten November 29th, 2004 5:42 AM

This is a lame one that someone told me

You remind me of a parking ticket, you've got fine written all over you


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