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Garouga! Bare Your Fangs! October 20th, 2010 7:35 PM

The "Hit A Member With Anything" Game [Revived]
 
At the request of TheSmartOne, I revived this little gem:

The "Hit A Member With Anything" Game

It's simple to play. Just knock the crap out of anyone with anything. Naturally, those who would take offense to such behavior are encouraged to stay far, far away.

Now then... -hoists up a sledgehammer- Who wants to play?

Aquacorde October 20th, 2010 7:37 PM

I shall play, of course. *hits Garouga with her cuteness hammer*

Garouga! Bare Your Fangs! October 20th, 2010 7:38 PM

-hits Savannah with a real hammer- That was for making me do stuff.

Maraala October 20th, 2010 7:41 PM

*hits Anna-chan with Sammy's hand*

Haha!

Aquacorde October 20th, 2010 7:46 PM

*hits Joe with guilt hammer*

*hits Dev with Rin*

Haunted House of Onyx October 20th, 2010 8:01 PM

I hit you all with NUCLEAR WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! >:])

Aquacorde October 20th, 2010 8:07 PM

*hist HHoO and nuclear weapons with freeze ray*

Hah, I neutralized them all~

Haunted House of Onyx October 20th, 2010 8:14 PM

Hmmm, no WONDER you're known as the Smart One... Anyway,


IMMA THROWIN' PORCUPINES AND MAPLE WALNUT ICE CREAM!

Aquacorde October 20th, 2010 8:19 PM

*dodges porcupines in favor of catching and eating the ice cream*

Thank you, but that will not prevent me from hitting you in the kneecap with a softball bat.

Haunted House of Onyx October 20th, 2010 9:03 PM

It will if I'm wearing a SUIT OF ARMOR...




OH NO! I LEFT IT BACK AT THE *get's my kneecap cracked in two* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!


Try and dodge my SHOOP DA' WHOOP!

Aquacorde October 20th, 2010 9:10 PM

What the... *gets hit in the face*

WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE GYM SOCKS

*hits HHoO with a basketball*

Haunted House of Onyx October 20th, 2010 9:57 PM

*Catches the ball and tries to slam dunk. Once he slammed it in, the ball ricoceted off my head*

Ow!

Throws a cast-iron teapot at TheSmartOne

Aquacorde October 20th, 2010 10:27 PM

*gets hit in the head*

*falls unconscious, but not before throwing a heat-seeking hedgehog at HHoO*

Haunted House of Onyx October 20th, 2010 10:49 PM

AHH! Sonic! Why art thou foresaken me!?

*After being mauled by the hedgehog, I walked up to Smartone's unconcious body and dropped a bucket of venomous snakes and walks away, whistlin'*

Aquacorde October 21st, 2010 8:55 AM

*wakes up to find fake poisonous snakes*
I think you mixed up your buckets.

*drives a steamroller over HHoO*

Massacre. October 22nd, 2010 8:07 AM

But I wasn't in the way...

CHAINSAW BAYONET..., survive it. try.

Aquacorde October 22nd, 2010 8:42 AM

*throws bucket of tar onto Massacre and his chainsaw bayonet*

Good luck doing anything~

King Gumball October 22nd, 2010 2:20 PM

Hits the Smart One on the head with a brick!

Garouga! Bare Your Fangs! October 22nd, 2010 2:49 PM

Hey, that's the chick I profess my love to! -knocks Gumball on the head with my sledgehammer-

butterbiscuit October 22nd, 2010 3:03 PM

AXE HO!
-whacks Garouga with axe-

Aquacorde October 22nd, 2010 8:23 PM

*falls over*

*loads shoulder-mounted hedgehog cannon*
Who wants to eat hedgehog at 100 mph?!

Garouga! Bare Your Fangs! October 22nd, 2010 8:27 PM

-counters the axe with my hammer-

Aquacorde October 22nd, 2010 8:39 PM

*fires hedgehog cannon at butterbiscuit*
*something 'splodes*

Uh-oh...

Apples! October 22nd, 2010 10:09 PM

*sends out Weavile, who charges out of the explosion, sprinting straight at TSO*

Weavile! Extremespeed!

Aquacorde October 22nd, 2010 10:11 PM

*shoots hedgehogs with extreme accuracy at Weavile while running away*

Apples! October 22nd, 2010 10:15 PM

*Weavile uses detect, and leaps straight over the Hedgehog*

*unfortunately, the hedgehog hits me instead*

*Weavile now doubles her speed*

Weavile! Pursuit! *collapses* (that hedgehog hurt)

*Weavile Pursuits strait into the fleeing TSO*

Aquacorde October 22nd, 2010 10:22 PM

*disappears momentarily*
*reappears behind Dark Pulse*
*smashes Dark Pulse in the head with a vase*
How d'you like them apples, then?! Getcher Pokemon off the battlefield!

Dark Pulse94 October 22nd, 2010 10:28 PM

*explodes in a cloud of smoke, revealing a wooden log where I was*

*3 Kunai Knives come Flying towards TSO*

Operation protect Apples! now in place! Decoy succesful! *dissapears*

Aquacorde October 22nd, 2010 10:31 PM

*takes knives in right hip*
Ow.
*finds Dark Pulse and ties him to a tree*

This thread should actually be called Violent Actions Of Mass Destruction Against Other Members

Maraala October 22nd, 2010 10:31 PM

*startles a Witch*

SAMMYSKITTY HAS STARTLED THE WITCH!

*throws the Startled Witch*

Aquacorde October 22nd, 2010 10:32 PM

*catches flying Witch*
*sets her on the tied-up Dark Pulse*

Apples! October 22nd, 2010 10:36 PM

ABSOL! Night Slash!

*Absol uses Night Slash on Dark Pulse's bindings, freeing him from the tree*

now! Gliscor! X-Scizor!

*Gliscor Swoops down from a tree, slicing right through TSO*

you can't beat BOTH of us...

Maraala October 22nd, 2010 10:38 PM

*pulls out shotgun*
*points it at Dark*
You sure bout that, zombie?

Aquacorde October 22nd, 2010 10:39 PM

*heals up* Ahh, bacta, how I love you...
GET. YOUR. POKEMON. OUT. OF. THE. BATTLEFIELD.
*murders all of the Pokemon and Apples/DP with hedgehog cannon*

Apples! October 22nd, 2010 10:42 PM

ZOMBIE! What gave you that idea!?

*Apples! Stalls Sammy long enough for Weavile to come smashing into her shotgun, rendering her defenseless*

actually, yes. I think I do!

Aquacorde October 22nd, 2010 10:44 PM

Seriously. This is not a place for Pokemon. STOP IT.

*borrows Joe's hammer to smash Apples/DP's skull*

Apples! October 22nd, 2010 10:44 PM

*realises all his pokemon have fainted*

wha!? okay, lets not get crazy...

*runs away*

Aquacorde October 22nd, 2010 10:45 PM

*finds sniper rifle*
A moving target is always more fun...

Maraala October 22nd, 2010 10:48 PM

Pfffft You should learn by now that Sammy, #1 Zombie Survivailist/Killer, carries more than one weapon!

*pulls out crowbar*
*hits Anna-chan upside the head*

Uh-oh...

Aquacorde October 22nd, 2010 10:51 PM

...Ow.
*turns very slowly, hedgehog cannon in hand*

*shoots Dev at close range*

Maraala October 22nd, 2010 10:57 PM

*Mr. Bubbles runs in front of the hedgehogs path and bounces off of his armor* see wut i did thar? (Mr. Bubbles is a type of Big Daddy known as a Bouncer)

*Rosie and Mr. Bubbles double teams up against Anna-chan*

King Gumball October 22nd, 2010 10:59 PM

*Runs over Mr Bubbles multiple times*

Aquacorde October 22nd, 2010 11:00 PM

Fight your own battles, Dev...

*executes Rosie with two swift shots of turbo hedgehog*

Maraala October 22nd, 2010 11:02 PM

*injects an Eve Hypo to fuel Sammy's Incinerate! plasmid*

*Lights Anna-chan on fire*

Aquacorde October 22nd, 2010 11:03 PM

Oshit.
*jumps in nearby lake*
*surfaces and snipes Dev with hedgehogs*

Maraala October 22nd, 2010 11:05 PM

*switches to Electro Bolt plasmid*

*electrocutes the lake water*

Aquacorde October 22nd, 2010 11:07 PM

*jumps out of lake*
Good thing I was wearing this rubber wetsuit thing.
*loads cannon with firecrackers*
*snipes Dev*

Maraala October 22nd, 2010 11:10 PM

*Switches to Insect Swarm plasmid*

*unleashes a bee swarm on Anna-chan*

*injects Eve Hypo*

*uses the Hypnotize Big Daddy plasmid to hypnotize Mr. Bubbles into attacking Anna-chan*

Yes, Sammy is using the same tactics that Sammy uses when fighting a Big Daddy

Aquacorde October 22nd, 2010 11:13 PM

*activates hedgehog shield feature on cannon* Stop using game characters and game weapons!

Maraala October 22nd, 2010 11:18 PM

*hits with wrench*

But the thread title says "with Anything"!

Aquacorde October 22nd, 2010 11:20 PM

*hits Dev with softball bat* Anything, yes! Does not say, Constantly Attack Others With Video Game Nonsense!

Jayster23 October 23rd, 2010 2:25 AM

Hits TheSmartOne with the latest Miley Cyrus album. (A use for her albums)

Aquacorde October 23rd, 2010 9:41 AM

*loads cannon with stolen Miley Cyrus albums*

*shoots Jayster*

Melody October 23rd, 2010 10:09 AM

*Thwacks Smartsies on the head with a magical wand of cuteness, thus changing her into a cutely dressed little angel* :p

Aquacorde October 23rd, 2010 10:22 AM

What nonsense is this?! I have to remodel my cannon to fit me now!
*remodels cannon*
A-ha, there we go....
http://public5.tektek.org/img/av/1010/d23/1319/c6c8199.png

King Gumball October 23rd, 2010 1:53 PM

*Skillfully throws Ninja Stars at SmartOne then when she is down, cuts off her wings with a samurai sword*

Aquacorde October 23rd, 2010 8:35 PM

*transforms back to normal after wings are cut off*
Aww, must remodel the cannon yet again...
*remodels*
*loads hedgehogs*
*fires point-blank at King Gumball*

shininglatios217 October 23rd, 2010 10:09 PM

Ultra Variety Private Memories Attack! *throws random stuff at TheSmartOne*.

It would be funny if you guessed the reference.

Aquacorde October 23rd, 2010 10:11 PM

*loads more hedgehogs*
*snipes shininglatios*
I disdain references.

shininglatios217 October 23rd, 2010 10:15 PM

*tries to avoid hedgehogs but fails*

Here's hat I would do.

*throws Voltorb at TheSmartOne*

Aquacorde October 23rd, 2010 10:17 PM

*Voltorb explodes*
*gets blasted into a tree*
Uhgg... ouch.
*ignores the pain and hedgehog-snipes shininglatios*

Apples! October 24th, 2010 2:16 AM

i thought no pokemon...

*dissapears, then launches hundreds of Shuriken from every direction at TSO*

Aquacorde October 24th, 2010 9:34 AM

*puts up hedgehog shield*
Throwing Pokemon is much different than commanding them to attack.
*snipes Apples with a crossbow*

shininglatios217 October 24th, 2010 9:27 PM

True. *throws Wiis at TheSmartOne*

Dark Pulse94 October 24th, 2010 9:47 PM

ok... *takes Hedgehog in the foot, due to epic dodging without looking*

Fire Style! Pheonix Flower Jutsu! *Breathes a Giant cone of flame, burning TSO to Ashes*

is Naruto Jutsu forbidden too? *thows a Sensu Bean at TSO*

shininglatios217 October 24th, 2010 9:50 PM

*avoids jutsu* I think they are allowed. *throws Nintendo DS at Dark Pulse*

Dark Pulse94 October 24th, 2010 9:51 PM

*Plays it*

Hey! Why did you put Sonic in this!

*DS Explodes from Pure shittyness*

Shadow Clone Jutsu! *turns into 100 me's*

now let's see how well you can dodge...

shininglatios217 October 24th, 2010 9:57 PM

*tries to avoid clones but fail* My turn! *grabs an electric guitar and starts playing extremely loudly*

Dark Pulse94 October 24th, 2010 9:58 PM

hahaha!

*puts in soundproof headphones, and starts listening to Caramelldansen Basshunter*

now... *begins performing hundreds of hand signs, while standing on a lake*

shininglatios217 October 24th, 2010 10:01 PM

*avoids because this user knows nothing about Naruto*

Let's see what else I have. *throws Laptop at Dark Pulse94*

Dark Pulse94 October 24th, 2010 10:03 PM

hahaha! too late! *completes performing hand signs*

"Water Style: Water Dragon Jutsu!"

*a Giant Dragon mad completely out of water comes out of the lake and begins to attack Latios, rendering his Laptop Useless, due to short circuiting*

Aquacorde October 24th, 2010 10:04 PM

*regenerates*
Huh, didn't know I was a phoenix.
*loads HHCannon*

shininglatios217 October 24th, 2010 10:06 PM

*avoids hedgehogs and starts throwing cats*.

Aquacorde October 24th, 2010 10:07 PM

*catches all cats carefully and sets them free*
*headshots shininglatios*

Dark Pulse94 October 24th, 2010 10:10 PM

TSO, I threw a Sensu bean at you, that's how you regenerated...

*begins launching an array of Shuriken, so much that it looks like a crowd of angry wasps*

shininglatios217 October 24th, 2010 10:11 PM

Sorry TSO, the one you shot was a Ditto. *throws katanas*

Aquacorde October 24th, 2010 10:11 PM

*activates HHShield function*
*uses HHSniperRifle2.0 from inside*

shininglatios217 October 24th, 2010 10:12 PM

*catches hedgehogs and starts throwing them back*

Dark Pulse94 October 24th, 2010 10:16 PM

did you just ignore me!?

*Shurikens slice Latios into 1 million pieces*

here you go Latios, you just died, so I'm giving you a Sensu bean!

Aquacorde October 24th, 2010 10:16 PM

Hahaha! Impermeable shield! <3

*tosses <3 grenades at shininglatios*

Dark Pulse94 October 24th, 2010 10:17 PM

Latios is dead, so throw them at me!

Aquacorde October 24th, 2010 10:18 PM

Ya gave him a Sensu bean, though.
*tosses >:( grenades at Dark Pulse*

shininglatios217 October 24th, 2010 10:20 PM

*gets dizzy from reading Naruto stuff*

Now this turned into a Naruto battle *throws piranhas* Good night it's midnight in my country.

Dark Pulse94 October 24th, 2010 10:20 PM

but did he eat it?

*jumps over >:( Grenades, and starts wedging the HHshield apart*

oh, and Latios, a Sensu Bean is from DBZ, not Naruto

Aquacorde October 24th, 2010 10:22 PM

*retracts HHShield and flees, shooting the HHCannon along the way*

Dark Pulse94 October 24th, 2010 10:24 PM

*Transforms into Misa-Misa*

oh no you don't

*writes TSO's name into the death note*

Aquacorde October 24th, 2010 10:25 PM

My Bartending powers negate the Death Note. <3

*breaks bottle of vodka over Dark Pulse's head*

Dark Pulse94 October 24th, 2010 10:28 PM

what?

I'm Misa-Misa now... and how can you negate the Death note?

*accidently wrote that TSO would die in 12 hours, not 40 seconds*

darn, you will remain alive today, but your hours are numbered
*dissapears from Virtual battlfield, directly after using Perish Song*

and you only have 3 posts left!

Aquacorde October 24th, 2010 10:31 PM

I told you, Bartender powers negate these things. <3

*hits Dark Pulse over the head with a bottle of wine*

Massacre. October 25th, 2010 3:49 PM

I still wasn't in the way, I was in the background.

First, rain heavy artillery, and then smack you with my Spectre M4 and then rams you with yet another chainsaw bayonet and sets you on fire.

Aquacorde October 25th, 2010 6:16 PM

*falls into lake while on fire*

*surfaces and shoots HHmissiles at Massacre*

GaXeL October 25th, 2010 6:19 PM

*hits smart with axe*
>:D

Aquacorde October 25th, 2010 6:34 PM

*bleeds from head*
*slaps some bacta on it*
'S all good~
*runs a spear through GaX*

Dark Pulse94 October 25th, 2010 11:49 PM

well...

[singing]
Malcom Solves his Problems with a chainsaw!
*beheads TSO*
Malcom Solves his Problems with a chainsaw!
*slices GaXel's arm off*
Malcom Solves his Problems with a chainsaw!
Cuts off GaXel's Legs*
and he never has the same problem twice!
[/Singing]

Aquacorde October 26th, 2010 6:42 AM

*applies bacta*
*heals*

*murders Dark Pulse with a trireme*

Melody October 28th, 2010 9:12 PM

Hmm...this thread needs moar classic gags!

*Drops an anvil on Smartsie-chan's head* :3

Aquacorde October 29th, 2010 4:57 AM

*begins to lay an intricate trap for Pachy*

Garouga! Bare Your Fangs! October 29th, 2010 2:30 PM

-rips the words 'eternal pair' from TSO's sig and hits her with them- Liar.

A Pixy October 29th, 2010 2:40 PM

Hits ^ with a Gō Hadōken.

/Turns around

/Large symbol goes over back

Arma October 29th, 2010 3:57 PM

Hits that wonderful pixy guy with the Leviathan flail till I'm out of ammo


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