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The "Hit A Member With Anything" Game [Revived]
At the request of TheSmartOne, I revived this little gem:
The "Hit A Member With Anything" Game It's simple to play. Just knock the crap out of anyone with anything. Naturally, those who would take offense to such behavior are encouraged to stay far, far away. Now then... -hoists up a sledgehammer- Who wants to play? |
I shall play, of course. *hits Garouga with her cuteness hammer*
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-hits Savannah with a real hammer- That was for making me do stuff.
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*hits Anna-chan with Sammy's hand*
Haha! |
*hits Joe with guilt hammer*
*hits Dev with Rin* |
I hit you all with NUCLEAR WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! >:]) |
*hist HHoO and nuclear weapons with freeze ray*
Hah, I neutralized them all~ |
Hmmm, no WONDER you're known as the Smart One... Anyway,
IMMA THROWIN' PORCUPINES AND MAPLE WALNUT ICE CREAM! |
*dodges porcupines in favor of catching and eating the ice cream*
Thank you, but that will not prevent me from hitting you in the kneecap with a softball bat. |
It will if I'm wearing a SUIT OF ARMOR...
OH NO! I LEFT IT BACK AT THE *get's my kneecap cracked in two* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Try and dodge my SHOOP DA' WHOOP! |
What the... *gets hit in the face*
WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE GYM SOCKS *hits HHoO with a basketball* |
*Catches the ball and tries to slam dunk. Once he slammed it in, the ball ricoceted off my head*
Ow! Throws a cast-iron teapot at TheSmartOne |
*gets hit in the head*
*falls unconscious, but not before throwing a heat-seeking hedgehog at HHoO* |
AHH! Sonic! Why art thou foresaken me!?
*After being mauled by the hedgehog, I walked up to Smartone's unconcious body and dropped a bucket of venomous snakes and walks away, whistlin'* |
*wakes up to find fake poisonous snakes*
I think you mixed up your buckets. *drives a steamroller over HHoO* |
But I wasn't in the way...
CHAINSAW BAYONET..., survive it. try. |
*throws bucket of tar onto Massacre and his chainsaw bayonet*
Good luck doing anything~ |
Hits the Smart One on the head with a brick!
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Hey, that's the chick I profess my love to! -knocks Gumball on the head with my sledgehammer-
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AXE HO!
-whacks Garouga with axe- |
*falls over*
*loads shoulder-mounted hedgehog cannon* Who wants to eat hedgehog at 100 mph?! |
-counters the axe with my hammer-
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*fires hedgehog cannon at butterbiscuit*
*something 'splodes* Uh-oh... |
*sends out Weavile, who charges out of the explosion, sprinting straight at TSO*
Weavile! Extremespeed! |
*shoots hedgehogs with extreme accuracy at Weavile while running away*
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*Weavile uses detect, and leaps straight over the Hedgehog*
*unfortunately, the hedgehog hits me instead* *Weavile now doubles her speed* Weavile! Pursuit! *collapses* (that hedgehog hurt) *Weavile Pursuits strait into the fleeing TSO* |
*disappears momentarily*
*reappears behind Dark Pulse* *smashes Dark Pulse in the head with a vase* How d'you like them apples, then?! Getcher Pokemon off the battlefield! |
*explodes in a cloud of smoke, revealing a wooden log where I was*
*3 Kunai Knives come Flying towards TSO* Operation protect Apples! now in place! Decoy succesful! *dissapears* |
*takes knives in right hip*
Ow. *finds Dark Pulse and ties him to a tree* This thread should actually be called Violent Actions Of Mass Destruction Against Other Members |
*startles a Witch*
SAMMYSKITTY HAS STARTLED THE WITCH! *throws the Startled Witch* |
*catches flying Witch*
*sets her on the tied-up Dark Pulse* |
ABSOL! Night Slash!
*Absol uses Night Slash on Dark Pulse's bindings, freeing him from the tree* now! Gliscor! X-Scizor! *Gliscor Swoops down from a tree, slicing right through TSO* you can't beat BOTH of us... |
*pulls out shotgun*
*points it at Dark* You sure bout that, zombie? |
*heals up* Ahh, bacta, how I love you...
GET. YOUR. POKEMON. OUT. OF. THE. BATTLEFIELD. *murders all of the Pokemon and Apples/DP with hedgehog cannon* |
ZOMBIE! What gave you that idea!?
*Apples! Stalls Sammy long enough for Weavile to come smashing into her shotgun, rendering her defenseless* actually, yes. I think I do! |
Seriously. This is not a place for Pokemon. STOP IT.
*borrows Joe's hammer to smash Apples/DP's skull* |
*realises all his pokemon have fainted*
wha!? okay, lets not get crazy... *runs away* |
*finds sniper rifle*
A moving target is always more fun... |
Pfffft You should learn by now that Sammy, #1 Zombie Survivailist/Killer, carries more than one weapon!
*pulls out crowbar* *hits Anna-chan upside the head* Uh-oh... |
...Ow.
*turns very slowly, hedgehog cannon in hand* *shoots Dev at close range* |
*Mr. Bubbles runs in front of the hedgehogs path and bounces off of his armor* see wut i did thar? (Mr. Bubbles is a type of Big Daddy known as a Bouncer)
*Rosie and Mr. Bubbles double teams up against Anna-chan* |
*Runs over Mr Bubbles multiple times*
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Fight your own battles, Dev...
*executes Rosie with two swift shots of turbo hedgehog* |
*injects an Eve Hypo to fuel Sammy's Incinerate! plasmid*
*Lights Anna-chan on fire* |
Oshit.
*jumps in nearby lake* *surfaces and snipes Dev with hedgehogs* |
*switches to Electro Bolt plasmid*
*electrocutes the lake water* |
*jumps out of lake*
Good thing I was wearing this rubber wetsuit thing. *loads cannon with firecrackers* *snipes Dev* |
*Switches to Insect Swarm plasmid*
*unleashes a bee swarm on Anna-chan* *injects Eve Hypo* *uses the Hypnotize Big Daddy plasmid to hypnotize Mr. Bubbles into attacking Anna-chan* Yes, Sammy is using the same tactics that Sammy uses when fighting a Big Daddy |
*activates hedgehog shield feature on cannon* Stop using game characters and game weapons!
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*hits with wrench*
But the thread title says "with Anything"! |
*hits Dev with softball bat* Anything, yes! Does not say, Constantly Attack Others With Video Game Nonsense!
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Hits TheSmartOne with the latest Miley Cyrus album. (A use for her albums)
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*loads cannon with stolen Miley Cyrus albums*
*shoots Jayster* |
*Thwacks Smartsies on the head with a magical wand of cuteness, thus changing her into a cutely dressed little angel* :p
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What nonsense is this?! I have to remodel my cannon to fit me now!
*remodels cannon* A-ha, there we go.... http://public5.tektek.org/img/av/1010/d23/1319/c6c8199.png |
*Skillfully throws Ninja Stars at SmartOne then when she is down, cuts off her wings with a samurai sword*
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*transforms back to normal after wings are cut off*
Aww, must remodel the cannon yet again... *remodels* *loads hedgehogs* *fires point-blank at King Gumball* |
Ultra Variety Private Memories Attack! *throws random stuff at TheSmartOne*.
It would be funny if you guessed the reference. |
*loads more hedgehogs*
*snipes shininglatios* I disdain references. |
*tries to avoid hedgehogs but fails*
Here's hat I would do. *throws Voltorb at TheSmartOne* |
*Voltorb explodes*
*gets blasted into a tree* Uhgg... ouch. *ignores the pain and hedgehog-snipes shininglatios* |
i thought no pokemon...
*dissapears, then launches hundreds of Shuriken from every direction at TSO* |
*puts up hedgehog shield*
Throwing Pokemon is much different than commanding them to attack. *snipes Apples with a crossbow* |
True. *throws Wiis at TheSmartOne*
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ok... *takes Hedgehog in the foot, due to epic dodging without looking*
Fire Style! Pheonix Flower Jutsu! *Breathes a Giant cone of flame, burning TSO to Ashes* is Naruto Jutsu forbidden too? *thows a Sensu Bean at TSO* |
*avoids jutsu* I think they are allowed. *throws Nintendo DS at Dark Pulse*
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*Plays it*
Hey! Why did you put Sonic in this! *DS Explodes from Pure shittyness* Shadow Clone Jutsu! *turns into 100 me's* now let's see how well you can dodge... |
*tries to avoid clones but fail* My turn! *grabs an electric guitar and starts playing extremely loudly*
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hahaha!
*puts in soundproof headphones, and starts listening to Caramelldansen Basshunter* now... *begins performing hundreds of hand signs, while standing on a lake* |
*avoids because this user knows nothing about Naruto*
Let's see what else I have. *throws Laptop at Dark Pulse94* |
hahaha! too late! *completes performing hand signs*
"Water Style: Water Dragon Jutsu!" *a Giant Dragon mad completely out of water comes out of the lake and begins to attack Latios, rendering his Laptop Useless, due to short circuiting* |
*regenerates*
Huh, didn't know I was a phoenix. *loads HHCannon* |
*avoids hedgehogs and starts throwing cats*.
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*catches all cats carefully and sets them free*
*headshots shininglatios* |
TSO, I threw a Sensu bean at you, that's how you regenerated...
*begins launching an array of Shuriken, so much that it looks like a crowd of angry wasps* |
Sorry TSO, the one you shot was a Ditto. *throws katanas*
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*activates HHShield function*
*uses HHSniperRifle2.0 from inside* |
*catches hedgehogs and starts throwing them back*
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did you just ignore me!?
*Shurikens slice Latios into 1 million pieces* here you go Latios, you just died, so I'm giving you a Sensu bean! |
Hahaha! Impermeable shield! <3
*tosses <3 grenades at shininglatios* |
Latios is dead, so throw them at me!
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Ya gave him a Sensu bean, though.
*tosses >:( grenades at Dark Pulse* |
*gets dizzy from reading Naruto stuff*
Now this turned into a Naruto battle *throws piranhas* Good night it's midnight in my country. |
but did he eat it?
*jumps over >:( Grenades, and starts wedging the HHshield apart* oh, and Latios, a Sensu Bean is from DBZ, not Naruto |
*retracts HHShield and flees, shooting the HHCannon along the way*
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*Transforms into Misa-Misa*
oh no you don't *writes TSO's name into the death note* |
My Bartending powers negate the Death Note. <3
*breaks bottle of vodka over Dark Pulse's head* |
what?
I'm Misa-Misa now... and how can you negate the Death note? *accidently wrote that TSO would die in 12 hours, not 40 seconds* darn, you will remain alive today, but your hours are numbered *dissapears from Virtual battlfield, directly after using Perish Song* and you only have 3 posts left! |
I told you, Bartender powers negate these things. <3
*hits Dark Pulse over the head with a bottle of wine* |
I still wasn't in the way, I was in the background.
First, rain heavy artillery, and then smack you with my Spectre M4 and then rams you with yet another chainsaw bayonet and sets you on fire. |
*falls into lake while on fire*
*surfaces and shoots HHmissiles at Massacre* |
*hits smart with axe*
>:D |
*bleeds from head*
*slaps some bacta on it* 'S all good~ *runs a spear through GaX* |
well...
[singing] Malcom Solves his Problems with a chainsaw! *beheads TSO* Malcom Solves his Problems with a chainsaw! *slices GaXel's arm off* Malcom Solves his Problems with a chainsaw! Cuts off GaXel's Legs* and he never has the same problem twice! [/Singing] |
*applies bacta*
*heals* *murders Dark Pulse with a trireme* |
Hmm...this thread needs moar classic gags!
*Drops an anvil on Smartsie-chan's head* :3 |
*begins to lay an intricate trap for Pachy*
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-rips the words 'eternal pair' from TSO's sig and hits her with them- Liar.
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Hits ^ with a Gō Hadōken.
/Turns around /Large symbol goes over back |
Hits that wonderful pixy guy with the Leviathan flail till I'm out of ammo
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