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And people still say I'm a really good skater! XP MUAHAHA! |
Your a better skater than me. I once found the ice scraper and tried to start it.
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I locked my selfout of my house once and my mom told her friends hoe told their children who told everybody I know.
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I've done really dumb things but can't recall them... uh... er... I say really dumb things too...
Once I, full-well knowing I couldn't roller-skate (I still can't. Why bother? I'm so clumsy it's a danger!), left the wall where I could hold on, skated towards my mother, and landed under her... ow... and then my bro fell on her... Ah, I remember! Last Christmas, my mother spent ages painting breakables for her siblings for presents. They were great. Now, my brother and I race to be the first under the Xmas tree. I figured 5 am was decent enough time. So I stayed awake all night with my clock and CDs down low on my Walkman (mine plays CDs and the radio! Yesss!). My clock was two hours fast and I ran down the hallway at 3 am, thinking it was 5 am. And I tripped on our remote. Some Asian news show turned on full-volume. I got frightened and dived under the table holding the breakables. SMASH! They fell down (I was so guilty) and broke. (She bought replacements for presents. v_v) Then, I crawled out, turned the TV off, and ran up the hallway. I could have locked myself in our toilet. But I thought I'd risk it. My dad had woken up with the TV and had dressed himself. He came out and I smashed into him and woke my brother up. (My mum was already awake). DM, I bet they were black clothes... XD |
I left my keys inside my house and I had to pull my window screen out in order to climb back in and the screen was open just wide enough so I could fit, and when I got inside I knocked over my christmas tree. LOL
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Hmm... Mine's try to hit my head at the big wall since I was young because I think,it's fun. I feel I'm really stupid.
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Joining PC
Doh! >.< I meant... Hmm. Trying to get Dakota De-SModded? Hmm, nope that was ignorant, not dumb. I don't really do many dumb things so I can't think of any at the moment. I guess my ignorance is good enough XD |
Those are all good ideas, though. Sometimes I think Dakota needs to be just plain De-Modded. Not just brought back to a normal mod.
I once held a strike in front of the school. I was president of the student council, and the principal wanted me to do something bad so she could impeach me. I overheard her say this, and held a strike against the school. I was impeached the next day... |
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I ran out of the house on Christmas Day in my underwear when I was 5 as my evil parents told me Santy Claus was dropping off a late present. Thank goodness no one saw me. Then that would have been embarrsasing XD
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I heard something funny the other day. There were 4 people in an airplane that was about to crash, but only 3 parachutes for 1-woman, 1- boyscout,1- smartest man in the WORLD, 1-Pope. So of course the woman gets the first parachute and jumps out the plane(it's only proper of course for the lady to live) Then the smartest man in the world jumps. So since there is just one parachute left the pope says to the boy you take the last one I'm an old man and have led a decent life. Then the boyscout says that won't be necessary the smartest man in the world jumped out with my Backpack.
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lol thats funny anyway i got no jokes
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u really want to know first i played in a bi u for 30 dollars and the people left then I slid down yelling at my friends not its a trap and did a face plant and then I went on the front pegs of a bike and tryed to ride and fell and got hurt which one do u think is the stupidest?
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I was in a bad mood, brought it here to PC, took something a bit too personally and let myself be sensitive, and stuffed up a friendship. v.v And if you've read my signature, you'll know what friendship it was, and I feel pretty crap right now. I was too proud and stupid and it's my fault, and it was a dumb thing to do. And if they're reading it right now, I'm sorry. Oh, why, oh, why do I do these dumb, crappy things? |
I was three or so, and there was this one nightlight thingy that I had gotten as a B-day present, and I loved the way it looked when it was on. So one day without think after a bath, I hopped out of the tub and went into the living room and for no rea; reason(I was a very sick child XD), I pluged it in. As my brother said. "Went flying across the living room and into the walls".
As for something current and dumb....I'm about to go blow 75 bucks on manga later today. Whoop whoop whoop! Whoop whoop whoop!....It's 5 am and I'm a sugar rush...sorry folks >> Serebii.... |
I tried to shave myself when I was, like, 3. The bath was completely red. xD And another time, I ate that blue thing out of the toilet, and my mouth was completely blue. Fun with colours! xD
EDIT: Oh yeah, I just remembered. When my brother and sister were younger, they'd have weapon fights. One would have the pliers, and the other would have a hacksaw. o.O;; |
I tried to fly and twisted my ankle...hmm pretty dumb
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*Talks like Donkey from Shrek 2*
Man, where do I begin!? Hehe... When I was about 5 or so, my mom took me to the supermarket to do some grocery shopping. As she was pushing me down an aisle in the cart, I noticed some kind of candy called "Bubblegum Fries." Really interested in it, I politely asked my mom if we could buy it (Works every time, hehe) so I could try it out. She nodded, and let me take it from the shelf. As we continued our errands in another store, I brought it along eating while we walked around. The fries were fairly hard to chew, and I started wondering whether I could chew all of them at the same time. Curious, I took them all out of the container and threw it away, stuffing them all in my mouth (And there was a lot inside). I tried to chew them, but they were too hard altogether to move my mouth. To make matters worse, I jammed so much in my mouth I couldn't even take them out and tell my mom about it. She ended up figuring out about it later though, when I began trying to talk in sign language, so she helped me yank it out when we got to a bathroom. Worst of all, the fries weren't even that good, hehe... |
THAT one is the best one yet! Way to go, 100marios!
I was sleeping (again) during Social Studies, and someone put a note in my pocket. I can't say what it said, though. |
i fell down the stairs by walking bakwards and i hit my head
i also rode my sleeping bag that way and landed face flat :D |
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