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alisaie January 16th, 2011 6:15 PM

Mithos frowned. "If you are not a human right now, then what are you?"

Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog January 16th, 2011 6:16 PM

"I'm a time lord, like that fool over there," the Doctor said, pointing to the Master, who was dancing around the room.

alisaie January 16th, 2011 6:21 PM

Mithos looked at The Master, thought how of... idiotic he looked, before turning back to The Doctor. "What's the difference between a Time Lord and a Human?"

Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog January 16th, 2011 6:34 PM

The Master drank a glass of tea while dancing, which didn't end well and he spilled it all over the floor.

"Well, we can see the past, present, and future all at once, and instead of dying, we regenerate, which is why the Master looks so different."

The Master perked up at the mention of his name, but was still dancing. "Hey, Doctor, what are you--" He slipped in the puddle of tea that he'd just spilled.

alisaie January 16th, 2011 6:39 PM

Mithos listened, while taking a sip of his tea. "Do humans think of you as humans, or do they know you're time lords?"

He glanced at The Master and sighed. He's so... pathetic.

Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog January 16th, 2011 6:52 PM

"Well, they usually just take us for humans. Just rather strange ones. I mean, what human goes around with celery pinned to his coat? Not to mention the whole TARDIS thing... I mean, if the chameleon circuit worked, that'd be one thing. But I'm going about time and space in a police box. Rather conspicuous, don't you think?"

The Master stood up from the puddle of tea. "Oh, you! Always tripping me like that!" Was he really talking to a puddle?

MeerFall January 17th, 2011 8:19 AM

"mithos i can tell by my sense of being cool! you have that sense too! so it obverous that you are powerful!"

meerfall turned to the docter

"Oh please! i know what it taste like but it a werid celery... Please! just a nibble!"

meerfall gave the docter some big puppy dog eyes

Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog January 17th, 2011 4:10 PM

"I've never seen someone so eager to eat celery, of all things. But, if you must." The Doctor tore one of the leaves off the celery and handed it to Meerfall. He then started reminiscing. "Now, 1966 was a great year. I was almost like some sort of cosmic hobo. And young, too, after being elderly for all those years." He had made that last comment just to confuse everyone else.

alisaie January 17th, 2011 4:21 PM

"Hmph..." Mithos didn't really know what to say to that. So unlike him, he's able to intertwine with the humans, with no problem. Oh, didn't he wish it was like that... 4000 years ago. Now he doesn't care.

"So you're able to change how you look?" Mithos asked, hearing that last statement he had made. Yes, he had completely ignored the idiot that was The Master.

Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog January 17th, 2011 4:56 PM

"More than just how I look- Different body, different voice, even a slightly different personality. And it absolutely terrifies my companions."

"He just gets lonely!" The Master shouted, "I'm too good to need companions."

alisaie January 17th, 2011 8:57 PM

"I see," Mithos replied. Though he didn't delve much deeper into it. He didn't exactly trust this.... time lord enough to tell him anything about himself.

The Master even less. Though that last statement...

"I had companions... long ago."

With that, he sipped his tea.

Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog January 18th, 2011 7:49 AM

"I get the feeling you don't trust me," the Doctor said.

"Well," the Master said to Mithos, still dancing, "Surely you're better at picking companions than the Doctor is. He has this one kid who travels with him.. He's just plain nasty."

"You mean Turlough? Well... I have to agree with you there. He did try to kill me a few times."

alisaie January 18th, 2011 7:58 AM

Mithos laughed at this comment.

"I thought I picked out good companions. It turned out I was wrong."

Not that Mithos has been a good companion either, buuut.

"Is the kid a human?"

Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog January 18th, 2011 11:29 AM

"At least none of them tried to kill you. ...Right?" He figured he probably shouldn't assume anything, there must be some reason Mithos's choice in companions wasn't a good one. "And yes, Turlough is very human. A nasty one, at that. But I keep him around, he makes things interesting. You never know what he's going to say. And you don't really want to either, because it's usually selfish, insulting, or a combination of the two."

"And doesn't that sound familiar?" The Master said, obviously talking about himself.

alisaie January 18th, 2011 11:33 AM

"Humans can't be trusted," Mithos remarked, and with a rather... dark tone of voice. "I once had a human companion, but he turned his back on me. Just like my other 'companion'." Have they tried to kill him? Well.. one of them have, to say the least. Though not directly. He would rather not touch upon that subject.

MeerFall January 18th, 2011 11:42 AM

meerfall licked the leaf happily "thank you!" meerfall said to the doctor! meerfall then looked at the master and the doctor "hey you know whats similer between you too? it that both your names begin with 'the' " meerfall put the leaf underneth the shells on his legs.

Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog January 18th, 2011 11:48 AM

"I rather like humans. They're interesting," the Doctor said, "in fact most of my companions have been humans. Excluding my granddaughter and Romana and K-9 and Kamelion and... Well, I could go on for a while. And the only one I've ever had to be cautious around was Turlough, since I'd rather not have to regenerate just from a human smashing a rock over my head. That'd be awfully anti-climatic, wouldn't it? I'd rather it be something a little more exciting, like... Like food poisoning!"

The Master looked at Meerfall. "And, you know, my name is also a lot better. The Master... It just sounds befitting for a time lord."

alisaie January 18th, 2011 11:50 AM

Mithos frowned at this. Holding himself back from speaking out as to why he hates humans, he finished the rest of his tea. "I've only had... one human companion," he then muttered. "Never will I have another one."

MeerFall January 18th, 2011 11:52 AM

"true but the doctor sound more friendly" said meerfall while grabbing a chocolate lolly

Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog January 18th, 2011 11:59 AM

"Well, I'm rather curious as to what was so terrible about that human," the Doctor said, eating an egg that he pulled out of his pocket which has probably been there forever, laying in things you wouldn't necessarily want on your egg. But he didn't seem to care. "I just find them to be fascinating. I mean, I know all I'd ever need to know about time lords, but humans are a different story, they're kind of mysterious."

"I'm not aiming for friendly," the Master said, "I'm not a pacifist like he is."

alisaie January 18th, 2011 12:02 PM

"There was nothing wrong with him," Mithos muttered. "He was... a good human, compared to all the other humans." He then turned to the bar counter, ordering for more tea to drink.

Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog January 18th, 2011 12:11 PM

"What do you have against them, then? And you know, I have some tea in my pocket," he said, pulling out a few tea bags, "It's better than actually paying for it." He set the tea bags on the table. They were wet, as if someone had already used them, and they had pieces of fuzz from his coat stuck all over them. One of the tea bags even had some smushed banana on it.

MeerFall January 18th, 2011 12:55 PM

meerfall looked at the werid tea bags and attemed to grab one

alisaie January 18th, 2011 1:15 PM

"..." Mithos stayed silent on the subject, before looking at the tea bags. "No thanks," he replied, before muttering the following: "I wasn't intending on paying for these drinks."

MeerFall January 18th, 2011 1:18 PM

meerfall grabbed one and flug it into the air!


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