The PokéCommunity Forums

The PokéCommunity Forums (https://www.pokecommunity.com/index.php)
-   Forum Games (https://www.pokecommunity.com/forumdisplay.php?f=43)
-   -   So All of Our Avatars Walk Into a Bar... (https://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=237567)

Lord Varion February 10th, 2011 1:26 PM

'Let me through Let me Through i am queen of Belinsk'
Sits on a high stool and nibbles some bread

TJgamer February 10th, 2011 1:33 PM

Benét took notice of the talking nut that the Doctor took out from the bowl.
But when he saw him toss the nut away, Benét instantly reacted. He zoomed out of his seat and caught the nut before it landed.
"Phew!" He said relief.
Holding the nut level to his face, he asked, "What are you doing here?"

Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog February 10th, 2011 2:15 PM

"Are you really talking to a nut?" The Doctor asked Benet. But then he realized his voice sounded different and that he was wearing a ridiculously frilly shirt. And a cape. "Is there a reason I'm dressed the way I was before I regenerated? Why do I feel like I suddenly know karate? And why am I surrounded by dolls? This reminds me of that time... I was on Earth and there was this... thing from space. ...Almost like a spearhead." He really ought to look in a mirror. Or at least reverse the polarity of something.

Banjora Marxvile February 12th, 2011 2:09 AM

"Never insult us nuts" the nut yelled out, surprising everyone around him. "At least, those with bowler hats. We have more style and intelligence than you think."

Suddenly remembering Benet's question, the nut gave the ghostly figure a vague answer, consisting of "well... You don't really need to know, do you?"

TJgamer February 12th, 2011 3:21 AM

"Of course I do." Benét responded. "You, of all creatures, hiding in a bowl waiting to be eaten."
He brought him over back to the counter and put the nut down.
"Sooo....." He started, but he couldn't think of anything to say.
After all, what can you say to a talking nut?

Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog February 12th, 2011 7:30 AM

The Doctor hadn't noticed the nut's hat until now. "It is quite a classy hat. It would go well with my cape, I bet." He swept up his cape in his hand and let go of it so it'd make a nice swishy sound. "Yes, I should like a hat like that."

He stopped rambling about the hat, picked up one of the dolls surrounding him and threw it at the wall. It was rather disturbing, and he just wanted it out of his face.

Banjora Marxvile February 12th, 2011 8:10 AM

"Then I will tell you... Wait, where did my doll go? It was my friend..." After being stared at by the Doctor and Benet, the nut added "I got quite lonely... Haven't you ever named things as you got more lonely?!"

Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog February 12th, 2011 8:27 AM

"Well, there is my car," the Doctor said, "her name is Bessie. Although that wasn't because I was lonely, I just needed a way to get around while the TARDIS wasn't working. Luckily, I fixed that, just needed to reverse the polarity."

MeerFall February 18th, 2011 12:26 AM

meerfall was helped by benet to get back on her feet. "thanks" meerfall said to benet "it was the flood by cherl cole..."
meerfall went over to the bar and drank some villina milk

TJgamer February 18th, 2011 1:03 AM

Before Benét could say anything, Meerfall sat next to him and took a white colored drink.
"...And remember this, Mr. Nut. If there's anything worse than being eaten, then that's being eaten with a glass of-...wait."
Benét grabbed Meerfall's attention. "What's that you're drinking? Milk?"

Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog February 18th, 2011 3:46 PM

The Doctor picked up the nut. "Will you dance with me? I think it'll be rather enjoyable." He stuck the nut in the pocket of his question mark covered sweatervest, then started to play the spoons, which oddly enough he was rather talented with. He then started dancing around the room, still playing the spoons and with the nut in his pocket.

Banjora Marxvile February 26th, 2011 2:11 AM

"Err... I don't like dancing, as I've got... Well, the 2 left feet joke won't work if I've got no legs, will it..." The nut started feeling a little dizzy after the Doctor danced around the room. The spectacle of what was happening shocked the many bar patrons.

Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog February 26th, 2011 4:30 PM

"I'm not really dancing that badly, I don't see how you can be dizzy," the Doctor said, as he danced around the room gracefully,with his cape gracefully swishing around.

.Fenris February 28th, 2011 6:51 PM

A man in a suit and bulletproof vest walks in, carrying an MP5.

He looks around, realizing that this is a (milk) bar.
He slings the gun across his back, seats himself at the bar.

"Can I have a vanilla milkshake?"

TheBigMan0706 February 28th, 2011 7:05 PM

"I'm evil, yet i end up at a milkbar" complained the little master of evil sipping the milk out of a silly straw

.Fenris February 28th, 2011 7:27 PM

The Suit eyes the place, noting the destroyed jukebox, tapping his fingers on the bar.

Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog February 28th, 2011 8:29 PM

When he saw the man walk in with a gun, the Doctor immediately stopped dancing, probably to the relief of the nut in his pocket. He walked over to the man. "Excuse me, who do you think you are, waltzing around with that thing like you're a member of UNIT or something!" He stared at the man's gun nervously, although still hoping he'd get to show off his karate skills.

TJgamer March 1st, 2011 2:00 AM

Before he could wait for Meerfall to answer, Benét saw the Doctor pick up the Nut and...started dancing with it.
"...Weird. Just hope he doesn't smash it." While watching them, Benét saw a dark, shady being sitting close by, having a drink. He looked so....familiar.
He tapped his shoulder for attention.
"....I've seen you somewhere before. Who are you?"
He quietly asked.

Vrai March 1st, 2011 3:26 AM

Incredibly obnoxiously and with disregard to anyone else in the room, a fairly heavyset Hiker bumbles into the pub with too many bags on his back for one person to be able to logically carry. "Oh ho ho!" he proclaims loudly, poking everyone in the nose with his walking stick. "Ho, ho... sure is humid... like a sauna, boy, I tell you what!" he says, stumbling over stools and people on the ground drinking milk. He finds himself in a seat next to the bartender and leans over to him. "By the way, boy... you ever had a lover?" he whispers, before grinning the biggest grin he could and getting back up. He proceeds to exit the building, crushing a small nut under his boot on the way. At the door he turns around and says to some guy at a table next to the exit, "Man, that thing was way more hot and humid than I was expecting!" Without waiting for a reply, he continues on, "But I think I gotten to know you a little better, boy! Y'know?!"

...then he leaves, leaving only several flipped over barstools, a crushed nut, and a couple of indentations in the floor where he had walked.

TheBigMan0706 March 1st, 2011 11:20 AM

is trying to get up, and shouts to the hiker "Hey you Gorrilla! Pick these stools up!"

PokemonLeagueChamp March 1st, 2011 11:33 AM

Then Red kicked open the door and walked in, while everyone in the bar stared. He said, "Gimme a chocolate milk in a dirty glass!" He turned and looked at the crowd. "What're you all starin at? Ain't you ever seen anyone order a drink before?"

TJgamer March 1st, 2011 11:54 AM

Placing his own stool back in place, Benét said, "Ah, don't worry. Big guys like that are dumb anyway."
He returned his attention to the dark, tiny man.
"What's your name?" He asked.

.Fenris March 1st, 2011 12:24 PM

The Suit rolled his eyes as he watched the Hiker stumble and grope his way out.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog (Post 6485866)
When he saw the man walk in with a gun, the Doctor immediately stopped dancing, probably to the relief of the nut in his pocket. He walked over to the man. "Excuse me, who do you think you are, waltzing around with that thing like you're a member of UNIT or something!" He stared at the man's gun nervously, although still hoping he'd get to show off his karate skills.

'No, Federal Investigation Bureau, Special Agent, Liberty City Field Office," he stated flatly, fishing out his wallet and flashing his FIB Badge, "you sound like a crazy British doctor, London, maybe?"
The Suit eyed the man with the nut in his pocket, wondering the heck this guy wanted. Albeit wandering into a random bar with a fully-automatic MP5 and Glock pistol wasn't the best idea, he was thirsty!



Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog March 1st, 2011 2:54 PM

The Doctor acknowledged that he still had the nut in his pocket and casually plopped it on the counter.

"Oh. Right. I actually work for UNIT as a scientific advisor. Doesn't mean I approve of the way they do things, though. It's more out of necessity," he said, "But I'm not British, I'm from Gallifrey." He took a seat, he was apparently going to stay a while.

Banjora Marxvile March 5th, 2011 2:21 PM

"... The Hiker had crushed my brother... Ah well. Bound to happen..." the nut still felt sorry at his loss.

"UNIT? Nasty bunch of people. Tried to capture me at one point... Didn't work, all guns blazing."


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 12:22 PM.


Like our Facebook Page Follow us on Twitter © 2002 - 2018 The PokéCommunity™, pokecommunity.com.
Pokémon characters and images belong to The Pokémon Company International and Nintendo. This website is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Nintendo, Creatures, GAMEFREAK, The Pokémon Company or The Pokémon Company International. We just love Pokémon.
All forum styles, their images (unless noted otherwise) and site designs are © 2002 - 2016 The PokéCommunity / PokéCommunity.com.
PokéCommunity™ is a trademark of The PokéCommunity. All rights reserved. Sponsor advertisements do not imply our endorsement of that product or service. User generated content remains the property of its creator.

Acknowledgements
Use of PokéCommunity Assets
vB Optimise by DragonByte Technologies Ltd © 2023.