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Mortalis January 2nd, 2011 8:42 PM

Ctrl + V
 
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curiousnathan January 2nd, 2011 9:07 PM

http://www.pokecommunity.com/images/templates/topseekreht/pokelink4blue/misc/im_msn.gif Live [email protected]

I know what you're thinking.



I aint a stalker.

moments. January 2nd, 2011 9:42 PM

First graphic for the new year! I copied it because battling with Comic Tragedy cause he's the sex.

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee207/mattimogalli/sunsetgrunge.png

Aquacorde January 2nd, 2011 10:02 PM

http://www.watchanimeon.com/pokemon-best-wishes-episode-13/

The video froze. I had to close the browser and reload it. :/

Sydian January 2nd, 2011 10:11 PM

http://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=240214

Darn MSN and it's making me copy links. Also, I do hope this guy isn't serious.

Ho-Oh January 2nd, 2011 10:13 PM

Quote:

Don't let Nica say zero | Merry Christmas - not afraid to go into 2011 smiling says (2:09 PM):
*I really just wanna convey the message across from people..
*for people
Terrorists son says (2:09 PM):
*I think it got lost in the warehouse
...yeah that's pretty much what was on my MSN c/p.

Kura January 2nd, 2011 10:24 PM

197338


.. Yeah.. tcti I guess hahaha..

Aquacorde January 2nd, 2011 10:24 PM

^ apparently can't spell right now.

Err, I don't mean that Kura can't spell... I've just gotten into the habit of copying my posts in case PC conks out when I try to post them.

Regeneration January 2nd, 2011 11:21 PM

http://www.pokecommunity.com/showpost.php?p=6377344&postcount=2
Just another post. xD

I originally had the map-off scores, but there's no way I'm posting them. XD

Pokestick, good times. January 3rd, 2011 1:42 AM

"Jiminy Jillickers!"

Holy crap, Batman!
I stole it from Wikipedia to use in TCTI.

Zeffy January 3rd, 2011 2:11 AM

Community Questions and Feedback - 8
New Users / Welcome - 160
Black and White - 34
HeartGold and SoulSilver - 23
Pokémon Strategies and Movesets - 30
General Pokémon Gaming - 20
Advance Generation Games (GBA) - 20
Metal and Color Generation Games (GB/GBC) - 24
Pokémon General - 26
Art Gallery - 24
Video Gaming - 26
Other Entertainment - 20
Other Trivia - 134
Other Clubs - 17
Other Voting Polls - 28

Yeah, H&H is the place where I copied this. obviously o3o

Aquacorde January 3rd, 2011 2:16 AM

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/6889/pokemondiamond65.png

What the...
Oh, right. I come across images that won't load sometimes so I have to copy the URL and paste it into the browser. :/ Gets annoying.

Ωmega January 3rd, 2011 4:22 AM

Ωmega.

Hmm. I copied my own name. :D

alisaie January 3rd, 2011 7:45 AM

★ [URL="http://www.pokecommunity.com/member.php?username=Barney.&styleid=1"]Barney.[/URL]

I was working on the PPC. Sadly, while working on the regular members something happened and so I have to go back and redo them.

Miss Doronjo January 3rd, 2011 8:09 AM

http://www.familyfunparty.com/images/concessions/slushies.png


Victory slushieeeees. ^3^
It was part of a project I'm doing. :3

Meduza January 3rd, 2011 8:11 AM

Eevee - 2
Bulbasaur - 31
Charmander - 26
Squirtle - 25
Cyndaquil - 26
Totodile - 27
Treecko - 25
Torchic - 25
Mudkip - 23
Turtwig - 32
Chimchar - 21
Piplup - 22
Snivy - 21
Tepig - 11
Oshawatt - 21


That's from the Heal Starters thread.

Arma January 3rd, 2011 8:20 AM

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/2/22/Spr_5b_592_m.png

Used it in "If the person above was a pokemon, which pokemon would they be?" thread.

Mew~ January 3rd, 2011 8:34 AM

Community Questions and Feedback - 6
New Users / Welcome - 161
Black and White - 34
HeartGold and SoulSilver - 23
Pokémon Strategies and Movesets - 31
General Pokémon Gaming - 20
Advance Generation Games (GBA) - 20
Metal and Color Generation Games (GB/GBC) - 24
Pokémon General - 26
Art Gallery - 24
Video Gaming - 26
Other Entertainment - 20
Other Trivia - 134
Other Clubs - 17
Other Voting Polls - 28

Heh.

Sydian January 3rd, 2011 9:11 AM

[[c=#FF5959] california★NIGHTS [/c=#FFF897]]

I was trying to see if that code would work in my signature on another forum. Needless to say, it did not. :(

Aquacorde January 3rd, 2011 9:24 AM

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1805075/Miss_Smartsies

Oh, my FF.net account. I stuck that in my sig, I think.

649 January 3rd, 2011 10:34 AM

Suicune™

someone's username. >_> for my challenge.

alisaie January 3rd, 2011 10:37 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIKBZJIkfkQ&feature=related - Starts at 6:46

Showing someone how adorable Mithos was 4000 years in the past. <3

donavannj January 3rd, 2011 10:43 AM

http://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?p=2160701#post2160701

Me being a confused newbie.

Sydian January 3rd, 2011 12:00 PM

I struggle to see the point in them. However, someone could say the same to me when I say I love Guitar Hero.

Copied to quote Captain Fabio in the "Dance Games" thread in VG. :)

Aquacorde January 4th, 2011 3:38 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loon

Haha loons. I was telling someone what a loon is.

Mortalis January 5th, 2011 7:23 PM

http://www.talknaruto.com/naruto/showthread.php?20970-7-Billion&p=1078969#post1078969

Just a link I copied for a friend to join the discussion.

Opticgoo January 5th, 2011 7:42 PM

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/biznart/ve368.gif
Emote that I kept on spamming on a friend's profile >>

Aquacorde January 5th, 2011 7:53 PM

http://i51.*.com/1zqvvyb.jpg

Aww, they're so cute. <3

Sydian January 5th, 2011 8:01 PM

I have a phobia of people. Why yes, I am serious. My trust is sensitive and whatnot, and friends are sorta hard to make due to being a bad conversationalist and generally really anti-social. xDD

Was quoting Twilight Sky in the phobias thread.

professor plum January 6th, 2011 2:55 AM

http://i51.*.com/w8xd6p.jpg

i'm not sure what this image is but it's a tinypic image, so it's probably a gif of some sorts. lol.

moments. January 6th, 2011 4:44 AM

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee207/mattimogalli/popwenttheweasel_6.gif

'Nother GIF. IT'S ME from the post pictures thread!

Uecil January 6th, 2011 9:31 AM

Spoiler:
Where do I begin?
Should I tell you
How bad I need you now
You're underneath my skin
But I'm confused
My head is spinning all around
I waited so long
I need to know, darling
What is on your mind
Normally I try to run
And I might even want to hide
Cause I never knew what I wanted
Til I looked into your eyes
So am I in this alone?
What I'm looking for is a sign
That you feel how I feel for you
Baby please don't let me go
Baby please don't let me go
Baby please don't let me go
No, please don't let me go
Baby no, no, no, no
Badabadeebaba
What else can I say? (Can I say)
My heart is beating double time, yeah
And do you feel the same? (Do you feel the same)
Don't leave me in the dark, no
But baby don't put out this spark, no
I waited so long
I need to know, darling
What is on your mind
Normally I try to run
And I might even want to hide
Cause I never knew what I wanted
Til I looked into your eyes
So am I in this alone?
What I'm looking for is a sign
That you feel how I feel for you
Baby please don't let me go
Baby please don't let me go
Baby please don't let me go
No, please don't let me go
Baby no, no, no, no
Caught in the inquisition
Under these conditions
I need a definition
Is it love that we're sharing
Show me that you're caring
You see my fascination
Tell me I'm not mistaken
Give me the information I need
1, 2, 3
Normally I try to run
And I might even want to hide
Cause I never knew what I wanted
Til I looked into your eyes
So am I in this alone?
What I'm looking for is a sign
That you feel how I feel for you
Baby please don't let me go (Don't let me go)
Baby please don't let me go (Please don't let me go)
Baby please don't let me go (Don't let me go)
No, please don't let me go
Baby no, no, no, no


Olly Murs song, I was posting it on another forum.

Miss Doronjo January 6th, 2011 9:45 AM

http://www.toplessrobot.com/assets_c/2010/03/gamelon_story9_640w-thumb-570x427.jpg


OH BOY! I CAN'T WAIT TO BOMB SOME DODONGOES!
/Zelda wands of gamelon madness. @[email protected]; I'm typing a blog about it. :3

Aquacorde January 6th, 2011 5:21 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eorwZbHPwWI&feature=related

Converting video to mp3. I'm a bad person... but I wanted the songs!

Drekin January 6th, 2011 7:28 PM

Spoiler:
My best pokemon used to be my Sceptile which I trained lvl.5-lvl.100 but I've got a new one. It's a Lvl. Starmie and it has beaten many pokemon 10-20 lvl's above it.

Lvl.55 Starmie w/ Wise Glasses
Ability: Illuminate
Nature: Quirky

Surf
Psychic
Ice Beam
Reflect

HP: 157
Att: 95
Def: 121
Sp. Att: 138
Sp. Def: 122
Speed: 160 (faster than Lance's Lvl.75 Dragonite lol)


I was posting in a thread and I had to finish a battle so I could my Pokemon's nature. And while I was battling the forum logged me out so I copied the message so I wouldn't have to type it again lol.

Aquacorde January 6th, 2011 7:33 PM

http://www.youtube.com/user/nerimon

Alex Day, everyone. Had to share him with Jared.

Le Creep! January 6th, 2011 9:02 PM

http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=1158317

I've been running around the forum posting this. Only because Piper's awesome :3

Sydian January 6th, 2011 9:08 PM

http://www.pokecommunity.com/showpost.php?p=6384799&postcount=9

Was linking Hiidoran to it so he could see what I said. ^___^

Her January 6th, 2011 9:09 PM

http://pics.livejournal.com/m1nderb1nder/pic/0000w2t6

i hate playing this game

alisaie January 7th, 2011 7:06 AM

http://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=201623

Something from a MSN Chat I'm in right now. I forget where it leads to. XD;

Jayster23 January 7th, 2011 7:09 AM

Rare Candy

I was working on my Pokemon RP.

Purple Materia January 7th, 2011 8:08 AM

To all of you stupid pricks who make fun of gay people. It's not ****ing funny, and we're not ****ing laughing.

Something I wrote on Last.fm and copied it to Facebook.

Blue Nocturne January 7th, 2011 8:43 AM

Quote:

I've never been so busy. Marking my christmas cards in relation to grammar, punctuation and use of language techniques; I'm disappointed so far.
I've been compiling a word document of my best tweets. Because I'm so very hilarious I'll be able to publish it and it will be an overnight bestseller.

alisaie January 7th, 2011 4:59 PM

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1215457/mcbordified.PNG

For some reason, Siggy's spoiler wouldn't work, so I copied it (after getting the link from quoting) and pasted it in the URL box.

Purple Materia January 9th, 2011 11:14 AM

Chimaera headset.

A Razer headset? Why did I copy this?

Aquacorde January 9th, 2011 11:21 AM

http://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=240096

Where does this even go to...?

Hamilton January 9th, 2011 12:59 PM

http://nintendo3dsblog.com/photos-the-nintendo-3ds-hardware-and-launch-titles-at-nintendo-world-2011
i was showing my cousin the 3DS

Aquacorde January 9th, 2011 1:24 PM

http://skyelife.webs.com/117complete.bmp

Was changing my avatar.

Everyone Esplode Noaw January 9th, 2011 5:26 PM

http://www.doulifee.com/Storage/aceatt/Phoenix.gif

I was getting my new avatar.

Dent January 9th, 2011 5:28 PM


#A48255

^ That is a nice color.

Full Metal January 9th, 2011 6:07 PM


@-- Was updating my sig. :)

Le Creep! January 9th, 2011 6:08 PM

http://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=240697

Somebody linked us to it in the chat.

Aquacorde January 9th, 2011 6:15 PM

http://www.pokecommunity.com/member.php?u=246878

Hehehe. Such a lovely person, he is.

alisaie January 10th, 2011 7:30 AM

ahntgymei

Ah. Right. For the 'pokemon scrambler' thread over in Pokemon trivia.

Mortalis January 13th, 2011 9:05 PM

Kankurotto

I copied my friends username for recommendation on something ...

Aquacorde January 13th, 2011 9:22 PM

http://skyelife.webs.com/howadorable.bmp

Look how cute he is. Just look. <3

Purple Materia January 13th, 2011 9:30 PM

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs800.ash1/169077_10150163721622576_13848807575_8525180_2610105_n.jpg

Showing someone something that Razer posted on their Facebook.

MeerFall January 14th, 2011 1:40 PM

competitiv

someone told me how to spell competitiv

but i missed out the 'e'

Eucliffe January 14th, 2011 1:42 PM

Also, Hsumi you may notice the Cail thread in PD now.

---

Was gonna post that in AIM, but A. I wanted to reply to something else first (which is why I used Command + X to copy it), B. I thought it sounded a bit rude, and C. I noticed the person replied to the thread with one of their characters.

That C + V was referring to LiveJournal stuff, if you couldn't tell. And Cail is from Pokemon Colosseum/XD.

Shanghai Alice January 14th, 2011 10:22 PM

Although it's technically not against the rules, as I actually /had/ copied this link...

Well, you all raised a stink over Autoplay earlier. D:
Spoiler:

Purple Materia January 14th, 2011 10:32 PM

[edit] Serious Sam: The Second Encounter

...Lol, what?

LightOfTruth January 15th, 2011 8:35 AM

Mine is another thread: http://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=228467&page=586

Alternative January 15th, 2011 10:20 PM

"Kadabra is one of the few Pokémon that loses weight after it evolves. Others include Porygon to Porygon2, Gloom to Bellossom, Venonat to Venomoth and Gligar to Gliscor."

I was looking at Kadabra to see whether it could learn Spite, and stumbled upon this. Copied it to lol up facebook and twitter. :D

loliwin January 15th, 2011 10:25 PM

The man charged with killing six people and wounding 14 others in Tucson, Arizona last week once socialized online with a close-knit group of gamers, fans of online strategy game Earth Empires. His online interaction with that group has just been published in full.


Just reading some articles. XD

Purple Materia January 15th, 2011 10:38 PM

<3

Awwww, a heart to my lover.

Aquacorde January 16th, 2011 6:36 PM

http://www.onymedia.com/pwned.gif

Sent to me by the lovely Kei~

649 January 16th, 2011 6:55 PM

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/4427/71274003.png

image in my signature.

Akita January 17th, 2011 5:02 AM

http://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp140/darkhorizen/310Manectric_Dream.png


Oh! My favorite pokemon <3
I don't remember why I copied that...

Arma January 17th, 2011 5:08 AM

boolprop testingcheatsenabled true

Random Sims 2 cheat.

Aquacorde January 17th, 2011 12:24 PM

http://www.pokecommunity.com/member.php?u=4681

Oh look, it's my profile.

Sydian January 17th, 2011 9:19 PM

In a given situation, do you ever take "the easy way" out of something?
If you would, why would you?
If you wouldn't, why wouldn't you?

Was answering those questions in an OVP thread.

Raiskit January 18th, 2011 12:34 PM

http://i51.*.com/10fyyp4.png


..... Was working on my signature.

alisaie January 18th, 2011 8:17 PM

Justin Bieber sẽ bao giờ đến tuổi dậy thì

Something that has to do with facebook, haha...

Maraala January 18th, 2011 8:20 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE

I posted this video on Facebook~

donavannj January 18th, 2011 8:27 PM

http://i337.photobucket.com/albums/n398/donavannj/ROCKON.jpg

I was grabbing an avatar for a forum I need to frequent for a class of mine.

Sydian January 18th, 2011 8:30 PM

D3E2B6

...Color code for my new profile design, I think? y/n? :D

loliwin January 18th, 2011 8:31 PM

shaq failed at an attempted t-bag

Uh, it's from an NBA vid, obviously. XD

Purple Materia January 18th, 2011 10:36 PM

Elle est bien bonne cette chienne!!

...Lol what? I don't even know where this came from. :/

Shanghai Alice January 19th, 2011 4:28 PM

Spoiler:
"First things first, why would you be bothered with freeing me, or even helping me at all?" Lilith asked, eyes narrowed. Nobody made a deal like that, outside of stories that mothers told to their young. "What's in it for you?"

The man laughed, waving the question away with his hand. "You really are an idiot, aren't you? Is it so suspicious for an honest man to aid someone in need?"

"No, no really," Lilith responded, choosing her words. "Unless, of course, the person in need has been tied up and branded a criminal. It's kinda weird, not to mention illegal, for people to just randomly free criminals, you know. And, Alexei or no, I openly admit to thievery. That girl just beat me senseless for it." She narrowed her eyes, unable to express her suspicion further.

"Questioning your savior... Leave it to a thief to be suspicious of a simple kindness." He shook his head, smiling.

"If you're so honest, then tell me what's in it for you."

"You're an impertinent little witch, aren't you?" he asked, an edge of warning in his tone. "I can free you now, or you can rot until some other deity comes looking for revenge. Or worse..." His smile turned into a definitely wicked grin. "An unmarked, godless young mage -and yes, I can tell you're a mage by your mannerisms- is quite a rarity. All you really are is a potential disciple, in the eyes of the local gods. So, I advise that you take my offer while it is still available. I give you one more chance."

"Who are you, and what do you want with me?" Lilith pressed, unwilling to let the matter die. "That's all I want to know. Stop dodging my question."

"Enough!" The scholar shouted, his eyes boring holes into Lilith. "I can kill you where you stand," he growled, "and I choose to aid you instead. You simply need to accept my offer, and you will be free."

"If you're going to lie to a thief," Lilith smirked, "at least do it properly. After all- OOMPH."

Before she could finish, her words got caught in her throat, blocked by some invisible force. "What's the matter?" the scholar taunted. "If you're going to insult a greater being, at least have the power to match. In any case, I have no time to waste on a fool. So long, I'll be sure to get a good view of your execution." He raised his hands to cast another spell, thought better of it, and walked away.

If Lilith could have screamed, sighed, sworn, laughed, or any combination of the four, she would have. Instead, she remained immobilized and silenced, her mood darkening with every second. With nothing better to do, she watched the hustle and bustle of those around her. Eventually, as the day turned to night, she fell asleep from boredom.

------------------------------------------------------

A few hours after she had fallen asleep, Lilith, who had been mostly ignored by the townspeople, was once again awoken by voices.

"Wow, Lex, you really did a number on her..." The voice was relaxed, but authoritative. The speaker was clearly used to giving commands rather than explanations.

"Wasn't me, I just left her here. Though Ellen was walking towards her when I left, so she's probably to blame." The tone was casual, yet deferential. Obviously, either a servant, or two close friends. Lilith kept her eyes closed, wishing that the pair would just leave her alone.

"Blame? I don't think you can blame someone for righteous fury. Knowing Ellen, this girl is lucky that she still has all of her limbs. A good thing, I guess. You said she uses Lunar magic, Lex?"

"Just two spells, both of which are common for any thief worth their salt. What surprised me was... Well, she really doesn't look like a thief, much less a thief that could cast like that. Then again, I only met her on the road, so it's also possible that she's the kind of mage who just attacks travelers at random."

"Either way..." The commanding person stopped, pausing for a moment. "We know you're awake, you know. You can open your eyes now."

"Go away..." Lilith thought, not moving an inch. "Let them go away..."

"Huh, that typically works. She might actually be asleep..." Her words trailed off, before she continued in a mischievous tone, "Hey, Saki. Can I wake her up?"

"Sure, sure..." Saki yawned, prodding Lilith with her foot, "Just don't kill her. I suggest cooking her legs off with a fireball."

"Good idea!" the servant responded, with unnerving enthusiasm. "Alright then... Alexei's-"

Lilith's eyes flew open, as she began shaking her head as hard as she could. She tried to scream for them to stop, but found that the silencing spell was still in effect.

"Good morning!" Saki greeted, as a shadow fell over Lilith. "Well, I suppose it's evening now. Either way, it'll be good. For both of us, if you'll listen to me." Laughing, "Not that you have a choice, I see. Sorry about that, by the way." Lilith clenched her jaw, as she strained her entire being in an effort to break free of the spells, to at least get a look at who was behind her.

"Okay, tell you what. Alexei'll remove her spell, as an act of good faith. But you have to promise not to try and kill us, okay?" Her tone was light and breezy, causing Lilith's mind to conjure up an image of some ditzy witch in a cliched black outfit.

"Oh, um..." Saki looked for her train of thought, "If you understand, then nod your head. If you can't nod your head, then... Uhh..." The shadow moved out of sight, and vanished. A moment later, Saki stood in front of Lilith, kneeling down to an uncomfortable distance away from her face. "Just... umm... Blink your eyes, okay?"

As horrifically awkward as the situation was, Lilith couldn't help but be impressed. Saki's face was dominated by a large smile, one of pure happiness, rather than malice or smugness. Above that, both her hair and eyes were a similar shade of light green, just as Alexei's had been. Underneath her hair, Lilith could barely make out a small mark, or tattoo, on Saki's forehead.

"Or study my face, I guess that works too..." Saki mumbled, looking mildly confused. "Anyway, you understand what I'm saying, so I guess that counts for something... Here, as a sign of good faith, I'll do you a favor." Scooting her knees back, Saki brought her right hand to Lilith's throat.

"Goodness..." Saki gasped, her eyes widening. "Who on earth did you anger? This is... Umm... Hey, Lex, come help me out. This is why I keep you around."

"The fact that I do your dirty work is just a fringe benefit, I'm sure..." Alexei retorted, stepping over to Saki. Taking a deep breath, she further added to Lilith's discomfort by adding her hand to Lilith's throat. "Yeah, I think I can manage this. Can you lend me anything?"

"I'm no good with this brand of magic, so I doubt my assistance would be of much help..." Saki scratched her head, "This is Ellen's fault, so it's her problem. Ask her for help. She could use a chance to actually make good on her promises."

"Do I really have to...?" Alexei sighed, "I mean... It's Ellen... Sure, she's useful, but-"

"But what, hmm? Surely, my follower isn't slandering me behind my back, is she?"

"Speak of the devil," Alexei muttered under her breath, taking her hand away from Lilith's throat.

Ellen laughed, "It helps for the Devil to have good hearing. Now, anyway, what do you need?"

"Someone cursed this mage, and we need to-" Saki started to explain, before Ellen's sudden mood switch cut her off.

"Oh, /that/ mage?" Ellen asked, her voice dropping an octave, "The nasty little pest that keeps causing me headaches? Who'd she anger now? And, in any case, I like her better when she's not being a thorn in my side, so..."

"All I'm asking is that you restore her voice, O Worker of Miracles. Nothing more."

"Now, now..." Ellen wagged a finger, clearly enjoying the situation, "That's not how you call upon a god's help, is it? Unless, of course, I became the God of Sarcasm without realizing it... Nope, doesn't appear that I am. Try harder."

Alexei took a deep breath, struggling to keep her thoughts to herself. "O Great and Powerful Protector of the Village..." she began, shooting a dirty look at Saki, who was doing a bad job of containing her laughter, "O Wonderful and Beautiful Ellen, Worker of Miracles and Embodiment of Goodness..."

"Yes, yes..." Ellen prompted, with a 'Get on with it!' motion.

"In your infinite and just mercy, descend from thy lofty throne, and aid your lowly servant in her struggles, for they would be futile without your assistance..."

"As always," Ellen nodded, grinning, "Go on."

"O Wonderful Ellen..." Alexei continued, through gritted teeth, "Seek me out, and hear my plea."

As soon as she had finished, the immediate area was flooded with white light, causing Lilith to clamp her eyes shut once again. Saki and Alexei simply rolled their eyes, adopting a 'She does this every time' expression.

When Lilith opened her eyes again... Absolutely nothing had changed. Ellen was still standing before them, still wearing that absurd dress, and still wearing that irritating smile.

"You know, the blinding light is kind of unnecessary if you're right here..." Saki said, forcing a yawn. "It's kind of unnecessary even if you /do/ have to travel, by the way. You can pick a more subtle way to announce yourself whenever you're answering a prayer..."

"If you have business with me, save it for after I'm done with my worshiper!" Ellen snapped, still focused on Alexei. "Anyway. What may the great Ellen do for you, Alexei?"

"You can stop shoving your ego in our faces, for starters..." Saki mumbled, and then went silent at a glare from Ellen.

"Well, O Great One..." Alexei's urge to strangle Ellen was abundantly clear in her tone, "Your humble follower requests your aid in the matter of removing a powerful silencing spell, which may or may not be your own."

"It's not, though I wish I had thought of it. You can... take your hand off of her now, you know..." As Saki smacked herself in the forehead with the hand she had put to Lilith's neck, Ellen brushed her aside.

"Now, you little demon..." Ellen smiled, sending a chill up Lilith's spine, "Let's see how much you deserved this time..." Mercifully enough, she didn't touch Lilith, instead waving her hand over Lilith's face. "Well, well. Looks like I'm not the only important person who's fed up with you. Nice job on angering the local Magister. I mean that one, by the way. Never could stand his attitude..." She shook her head, bringing herself back to the present. "Right, sorry. Yeah, I can take this off. Just a sec..."

Ellen turned to Alexei, "Do it."

"You're a sadist," Alexei mumbled, raising her hands. "In the name of the Wonderful Ellen, I, Alexei-"

"Wonderful?" Ellen interrupted, causing Lilith to start screaming inaudible insults. If she could move, she would be beating her head against the nearest wall until this farce ended. "Is that the best you can do? Honestly, Alexei... I thought you had more imagination than that..."

"I, Alexei..." Alexei repeated, doing her best to ignore Ellen, "Call upon the power of my deity and give you my aid."


Spoiler'd for length. A (crappy) story I'm working on.

January 19th, 2011 4:30 PM



...Do you know how hard it is to enter this username without copy-pasting? I could always learn the Unicode characters for it, but I'm too lazy to.

alisaie January 19th, 2011 4:39 PM

http://i54.*.com/2ppc9bp.png

Was updating my signature~

loliwin January 19th, 2011 6:26 PM

I CANT HEAR ANYTHING


Yes, I copied that. :)

cyan. January 19th, 2011 7:11 PM

i got my eye on you

^ where did that come from? o.o

Shanghai Alice January 19th, 2011 8:02 PM

Spoiler:
"First things first, why would you be bothered with freeing me, or even helping me at all?" Lilith asked, eyes narrowed. Nobody made a deal like that, outside of stories that mothers told to their young. "What's in it for you?"

The man laughed, waving the question away with his hand. "You really are an idiot, aren't you? Is it so suspicious for an honest man to aid someone in need?"

"No, no really," Lilith responded, choosing her words. "Unless, of course, the person in need has been tied up and branded a criminal. It's kinda weird, not to mention illegal, for people to just randomly free criminals, you know. And, Alexei or no, I openly admit to thievery. That girl just beat me senseless for it." She narrowed her eyes, unable to express her suspicion further.

"Questioning your savior... Leave it to a thief to be suspicious of a simple kindness." He shook his head, smiling.

"If you're so honest, then tell me what's in it for you."

"You're an impertinent little witch, aren't you?" he asked, an edge of warning in his tone. "I can free you now, or you can rot until some other deity comes looking for revenge. Or worse..." His smile turned into a definitely wicked grin. "An unmarked, godless young mage -and yes, I can tell you're a mage by your mannerisms- is quite a rarity. All you really are is a potential disciple, in the eyes of the local gods. So, I advise that you take my offer while it is still available. I give you one more chance."

"Who are you, and what do you want with me?" Lilith pressed, unwilling to let the matter die. "That's all I want to know. Stop dodging my question."

"Enough!" The scholar shouted, his eyes boring holes into Lilith. "I can kill you where you stand," he growled, "and I choose to aid you instead. You simply need to accept my offer, and you will be free."

"If you're going to lie to a thief," Lilith smirked, "at least do it properly. After all- OOMPH."

Before she could finish, her words got caught in her throat, blocked by some invisible force. "What's the matter?" the scholar taunted. "If you're going to insult a greater being, at least have the power to match. In any case, I have no time to waste on a fool. So long, I'll be sure to get a good view of your execution." He raised his hands to cast another spell, thought better of it, and walked away.

If Lilith could have screamed, sighed, sworn, laughed, or any combination of the four, she would have. Instead, she remained immobilized and silenced, her mood darkening with every second. With nothing better to do, she watched the hustle and bustle of those around her. Eventually, as the day turned to night, she fell asleep from boredom.

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A few hours after she had fallen asleep, Lilith, who had been mostly ignored by the townspeople, was once again awoken by voices.

"Wow, Lex, you really did a number on her..." The voice was relaxed, but authoritative. The speaker was clearly used to giving commands rather than explanations.

"Wasn't me, I just left her here. Though Ellen was walking towards her when I left, so she's probably to blame." The tone was casual, yet deferential. Obviously, either a servant, or two close friends. Lilith kept her eyes closed, wishing that the pair would just leave her alone.

"Blame? I don't think you can blame someone for righteous fury. Knowing Ellen, this girl is lucky that she still has all of her limbs. A good thing, I guess. You said she uses Lunar magic, Lex?"

"Just two spells, both of which are common for any thief worth their salt. What surprised me was... Well, she really doesn't look like a thief, much less a thief that could cast like that. Then again, I only met her on the road, so it's also possible that she's the kind of mage who just attacks travelers at random."

"Either way..." The commanding person stopped, pausing for a moment. "We know you're awake, you know. You can open your eyes now."

"Go away..." Lilith thought, not moving an inch. "Let them go away..."

"Huh, that typically works. She might actually be asleep..." Her words trailed off, before she continued in a mischievous tone, "Hey, Saki. Can I wake her up?"

"Sure, sure..." Saki yawned, prodding Lilith with her foot, "Just don't kill her. I suggest cooking her legs off with a fireball."

"Good idea!" the servant responded, with unnerving enthusiasm. "Alright then... Alexei's-"

Lilith's eyes flew open, as she began shaking her head as hard as she could. She tried to scream for them to stop, but found that the silencing spell was still in effect.

"Good morning!" Saki greeted, as a shadow fell over Lilith. "Well, I suppose it's evening now. Either way, it'll be good. For both of us, if you'll listen to me." Laughing, "Not that you have a choice, I see. Sorry about that, by the way." Lilith clenched her jaw, as she strained her entire being in an effort to break free of the spells, to at least get a look at who was behind her.

"Okay, tell you what. Alexei'll remove her spell, as an act of good faith. But you have to promise not to try and kill us, okay?" Her tone was light and breezy, causing Lilith's mind to conjure up an image of some ditzy witch in a cliched black outfit.

"Oh, um..." Saki looked for her train of thought, "If you understand, then nod your head. If you can't nod your head, then... Uhh..." The shadow moved out of sight, and vanished. A moment later, Saki stood in front of Lilith, kneeling down to an uncomfortable distance away from her face. "Just... umm... Blink your eyes, okay?"

As horrifically awkward as the situation was, Lilith couldn't help but be impressed. Saki's face was dominated by a large smile, one of pure happiness, rather than malice or smugness. Above that, both her hair and eyes were a similar shade of light green, just as Alexei's had been. Underneath her hair, Lilith could barely make out a small mark, or tattoo, on Saki's forehead.

"Or study my face, I guess that works too..." Saki mumbled, looking mildly confused. "Anyway, you understand what I'm saying, so I guess that counts for something... Here, as a sign of good faith, I'll do you a favor." Scooting her knees back, Saki brought her right hand to Lilith's throat.

"Goodness..." Saki gasped, her eyes widening. "Who on earth did you anger? This is... Umm... Hey, Lex, come help me out. This is why I keep you around."

"The fact that I do your dirty work is just a fringe benefit, I'm sure..." Alexei retorted, stepping over to Saki. Taking a deep breath, she further added to Lilith's discomfort by adding her hand to Lilith's throat. "Yeah, I think I can manage this. Can you lend me anything?"

"I'm no good with this brand of magic, so I doubt my assistance would be of much help..." Saki scratched her head, "This is Ellen's fault, so it's her problem. Ask her for help. She could use a chance to actually make good on her promises."

"Do I really have to...?" Alexei sighed, "I mean... It's Ellen... Sure, she's useful, but-"

"But what, hmm? Surely, my follower isn't slandering me behind my back, is she?"

"Speak of the devil," Alexei muttered under her breath, taking her hand away from Lilith's throat.

Ellen laughed, "It helps for the Devil to have good hearing. Now, anyway, what do you need?"

"Someone cursed this mage, and we need to-" Saki started to explain, before Ellen's sudden mood switch cut her off.

"Oh, /that/ mage?" Ellen asked, her voice dropping an octave, "The nasty little pest that keeps causing me headaches? Who'd she anger now? And, in any case, I like her better when she's not being a thorn in my side, so..."

"All I'm asking is that you restore her voice, O Worker of Miracles. Nothing more."

"Now, now..." Ellen wagged a finger, clearly enjoying the situation, "That's not how you call upon a god's help, is it? Unless, of course, I became the God of Sarcasm without realizing it... Nope, doesn't appear that I am. Try harder."

Alexei took a deep breath, struggling to keep her thoughts to herself. "O Great and Powerful Protector of the Village..." she began, shooting a dirty look at Saki, who was doing a bad job of containing her laughter, "O Wonderful and Beautiful Ellen, Worker of Miracles and Embodiment of Goodness..."

"Yes, yes..." Ellen prompted, with a 'Get on with it!' motion.

"In your infinite and just mercy, descend from thy lofty throne, and aid your lowly servant in her struggles, for they would be futile without your assistance..."

"As always," Ellen nodded, grinning, "Go on."

"O Wonderful Ellen..." Alexei continued, through gritted teeth, "Seek me out, and hear my plea."

As soon as she had finished, the immediate area was flooded with white light, causing Lilith to clamp her eyes shut once again. Saki and Alexei simply rolled their eyes, adopting a 'She does this every time' expression.

When Lilith opened her eyes again... Absolutely nothing had changed. Ellen was still standing before them, still wearing that absurd dress, and still wearing that irritating smile.

"You know, the blinding light is kind of unnecessary if you're right here..." Saki said, forcing a yawn. "It's kind of unnecessary even if you /do/ have to travel, by the way. You can pick a more subtle way to announce yourself whenever you're answering a prayer..."

"If you have business with me, save it for after I'm done with my worshiper!" Ellen snapped, still focused on Alexei. "Anyway. What may the great Ellen do for you, Alexei?"

"You can stop shoving your ego in our faces, for starters..." Saki mumbled, and then went silent at a glare from Ellen.

"Well, O Great One..." Alexei's urge to strangle Ellen was abundantly clear in her tone, "Your humble follower requests your aid in the matter of removing a powerful silencing spell, which may or may not be your own."

"It's not, though I wish I had thought of it. You can... take your hand off of her now, you know..." As Saki smacked herself in the forehead with the hand she had put to Lilith's neck, Ellen brushed her aside.

"Now, you little demon..." Ellen smiled, sending a chill up Lilith's spine, "Let's see how much you deserved this time..." Mercifully enough, she didn't touch Lilith, instead waving her hand over Lilith's face. "Well, well. Looks like I'm not the only important person who's fed up with you. Nice job on angering the local Magister. I mean that one, by the way. Never could stand his attitude..." She shook her head, bringing herself back to the present. "Right, sorry. Yeah, I can take this off. Just a sec..."

Ellen turned to Alexei, "Do it."

"You're a sadist," Alexei mumbled, raising her hands. "In the name of the Wonderful Ellen, I, Alexei-"

"Wonderful?" Ellen interrupted, causing Lilith to start screaming inaudible insults. If she could move, she would be beating her head against the nearest wall until this farce ended. "Is that the best you can do? Honestly, Alexei... I thought you had more imagination than that..."

"I, Alexei..." Alexei repeated, doing her best to ignore Ellen, "Call upon the power of my deity and give you my aid. In the name of Ellen... Dispel!"

"AND ONCE I'M WITH THAT, I'LL- Oh, wait..." Lilith stopped mid-rant, as everyone turned to stare at her. "Thank you, Ellen, I guess I'll-"

"Explain yourself now?" Saki said, cutting her off. "Well, yeah, that'd be good."

"What's there to explain? I was simply going along my merry way, when that... Alexei-girl... mugged me, and left me here. Then the local god decides to blow off some steam, before leaving me in the clutches of some demon in human form who kept trying to sucker me into service."

"Mugging a thief... Alexei, I'm surprised at you!" Saki teased, sizing up Lilith once again. "So, that's why we just spent an absurd amount of time helping a smart-mouthed mage get her voice back. Foolish girl, don't you know when you're in over your head?"

"A-anyway..." Lilith stammered, feeling everyone's stares, "W-why are you even here? You're the one that-"

"Obviously not, it looks like." Alexei remarked, marveling at Lilith's absolute lack of diplomacy. "To answer your question, though, we're here to make a deal. I'm required to report anything of note that happens while I'm doing work. Once she heard about how I ran into a fresh mage, Saki insisted on recruiting you. You're a mage, we want you to work for us. No more, no less."

"Does that mean I'll have to... Err... Will I have to work for Ellen?" Lilith asked, considering the proposal.

"No, no, of course not..." Ellen laughed, her personality becoming cheerful again. "Alexei devoted herself to me because I'm the local deity, but I won't force you to join. Most likely the opposite. Your loss, though."

"That sweetens the deal..." Lilith mumbled, thinking. "However, I don't like being coerced into things. Let me go, and then I'll be in a better position to negotiate."

"Exactly what we don't want," Saki and Alexei began at the same time. "Err," Saki continued, as Alexei fell silent, "Anyway, it's not like we had this whole thing planned out. I'm simply taking advantage of an opportunity. As should you. But, in any case, you are correct. This is coercion, plain and simple. You have no other options, unless you want to either die, or gain a life of misery. You... You don't have to look so depressed, you know. I'm not that awful... I just don't like being denied something I want. See? I want to coerce you into joining. Take that as a compliment."

"Well," Lilith thought, her sarcasm failing her now, "that decides things..."

"Okay," Lilith sighed, fully aware of what she was about to do, "I accept. On my word, once you cut these ropes and do away with this spell, I'll enter into your service."

"Very well. Alexei?"

"Right, ma'am!" Alexei nodded, drawing a small dagger from her cloak. Kneeling down, she cut the ropes off of Lilith, accidentally knocking her over.

"Ow! Can you let me move now? Please? This is really uncomfortable..."

"I'll do it," Ellen offered, "if you-"

A brief look of panic appeared on Alexei's face. "No, no, I've got it, Ellen. I can handle this." She cracked her knuckles, hovering over Lilith. "Alright, let's see... Dispel!"

Pale light surrounded her hands, then started spreading towards Lilith, who immediately regained feeling in her entire body. Out of habit, Lilith rubbed her wrists.

Lilith perked up almost instantly, her mood much brighter now that she wasn't tied up and severely uncomfortable. "Right, then. So, what's next?"

Full length of above story.

Now with +1 TVTropes references (Cuffs Off, Rub Wrists).

Riku January 19th, 2011 8:10 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej1MWdRPGhs


Link I shared with someone for Final Fantasy Versus XIII. It's flipped, but... it's the latest trailer available. AWESOMENESS, I SAY.

Sydian January 19th, 2011 8:23 PM

http://pidge2571.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/yoko_cosplay_fail.jpg

Something Luck sent me on MSN. Don't click that if you don't wanna be scarred.

Shanghai Alice January 19th, 2011 9:36 PM

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If this shows up as freaky symbols, then I lol in your face.

alisaie January 21st, 2011 6:44 AM

Definitely, 6th Gen: where ash doesn't copy paste what he did like the past gen's and where Pokémon's don't look like digimon's fusioned with neopet's. OH and where Pikachu doesn't lose to low level Pokémon's fairly easily.

I was making a topic that wasn't a game in Pokemon Trivia into a game

OneAverageTrainer January 21st, 2011 11:31 AM

qauvial
from the scramble game.:D it was quilava.

January 21st, 2011 1:24 PM



For something on the living journal.

Sydian January 21st, 2011 1:27 PM

http://www.pokecommunity.com/member.php?u=250485

I have no idea why I copied that. lol

Gero50 January 21st, 2011 1:38 PM

http://www.pokecommunity.com/member.php?u=247629

I copied this because I could not think of anything else right now.

mondays suck January 21st, 2011 1:49 PM

[email protected]

I needed an email address to register for some The Settlers online thing a friend stumbled upon and then suggested to try out its multiplayer mode. I changed my mind two minutes later and didn't do it because they wanted me to check a box saying "we can do anything we want with your personal data" and I have always been scared by these things. Yes, I'm somehow afraid of the fact they could find out this "Asdf Ghjk from Yxcvb" or something along these lines is actually me, and then do something nasty with that information. Well, yeah, that might sound silly, but I actually have some kind of surveillance phobia.

I wonder how many minutes from closing this tab itwill take until I forget about this email account (actually I already had forgotten about it, but then entered this thread and then it was on my Ctrl+V)
Also, HOW DID I GET Es BETWEEN MY ASDF MASHING?

Eon-Rider January 21st, 2011 2:16 PM

Flamethrowa

I was watching an amazing Pokemon battle on YouTube and I wanted to find out more about one of the players. If anyone is interested, the battle is this one.

erma96 January 21st, 2011 2:31 PM

speedtest

I wanted to see if Megavideo was slow because of my connection.
Fortunately not xD

cyan. January 21st, 2011 3:34 PM

SLOW AT WALKING AND A TRUCK PASSES YOU'LL LIVE.

...i copy some weird stuff.

649 January 21st, 2011 8:12 PM

M0nTy_PyTh0n (Hyena Studios)

some guy at youtube, for my rct3 fix. he had a nice scenarrio/park.

donavannj January 21st, 2011 8:14 PM

Tetheálla hen

Yeah. I was Googling that a bit ago.

Ho-Oh January 21st, 2011 8:14 PM

Quote:

Swap Video
Check this if you want your YouTube video to replace your profile picture. (You can change it back at any time.)
No Yes Ignore
Explaining YT video swap thing in a PM!

Akita January 22nd, 2011 7:08 AM

http://www.pokecommunity.com/picture.php?albumid=77&pictureid=50047'

I was using it for CSS. Maybe.


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