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Ho-Oh January 3rd, 2011 4:43 AM

How NOT to become a moderator...
 
This was a thread back in 2008 and I found it quite amusing, so I thought I might remake it.

So! All you need to do is state how not to become a moderator! Simple, yes?

Examples:
- By typing in font colours that blind the current staff.
- By creating a duplicate thread each week.

Etc! Your turn (try to post one reason per post).

Now guys, how do you not become a moderator?

Pokestick, good times. January 3rd, 2011 4:45 AM

By starting Cherrim pie memes.

A Pixy January 3rd, 2011 4:45 AM

By doing a very poor job of trolling.

Melting Point January 3rd, 2011 4:46 AM

By looking like a smart-ass.

Ωmega January 3rd, 2011 4:46 AM

By bringing back old threads.[/sarcasm]

Pokestick, good times. January 3rd, 2011 4:48 AM

By insulting people on the internet trying to use sarcasm.

Ho-Oh January 3rd, 2011 4:49 AM

By having a signature with 30 spoilers in it. ^____^

Ωmega January 3rd, 2011 4:50 AM

By having a poor sense of humor...[/self-disappointment]

Pokestick, good times. January 3rd, 2011 4:50 AM

By linking ROMs in your usertitle.

Ho-Oh January 3rd, 2011 4:55 AM

By blogging about your interest to have more responsibilities on here.

Ωmega January 3rd, 2011 4:56 AM

By starting a heinous flame war.

Pokestick, good times. January 3rd, 2011 4:56 AM

By blogging about how much you want a blog.

Ho-Oh January 3rd, 2011 5:01 AM

By telling everyone in a thread breaking the rules that it'll be locked soon and they need to wait for it.

Pokestick, good times. January 3rd, 2011 5:02 AM

By making Oreo cake and not sharing it. Oh, wait...

Ho-Oh January 3rd, 2011 5:07 AM

By having more than five drama queen emblems.

Pokestick, good times. January 3rd, 2011 5:09 AM

By commenting Christina's art in a negative manner.

Ho-Oh January 3rd, 2011 5:12 AM

By telling Andy that for April Fools he can mod you for 5 minutes then demote you straight away without anybody knowing.

Pokestick, good times. January 3rd, 2011 5:16 AM

By having an username that can be perceived as something having to do with slaughtering of old ladies.

Vyro January 3rd, 2011 5:18 AM

By being Darkly the flygon.

Pokestick, good times. January 3rd, 2011 5:20 AM

By in any way supporting or talking to Darkly the flygon ;D

Vyro January 3rd, 2011 5:43 AM

By LOOKING at Darkly the flygon.

Pokestick, good times. January 3rd, 2011 5:47 AM

By posting above or below said user.

Vyro January 3rd, 2011 5:48 AM

By saying any of the following words: Darkly, the, and flygon.

Pokestick, good times. January 3rd, 2011 5:54 AM

By commenting on how difficult it will be not saying the words "the" and "and".

Massacre. January 3rd, 2011 8:27 AM

By breaking a combo. Naw, by posting in threads pointless stuff in a spoiler, like this.

Also, Nica, you can be demoted by having an invisible dot in your signature. (I highlighted it, so I'm a genius.)

Spoiler:
i will kil u >_> says FLASH11789 lighthefuze says ZOMGHAX0RZ on MSN.

Mew~ January 3rd, 2011 8:30 AM

Posting hint's in every section about how you would be the perfect mod.

Pokestick, good times. January 3rd, 2011 8:36 AM

By having a seizure-inducing GIF signature.

Sydian January 3rd, 2011 8:41 AM

Having a usertitle that implies you do something around here when in fact you don't.

Pokestick, good times. January 3rd, 2011 8:45 AM

By responding to all new members in the New Users/Welcome forums with naughty statements regarding their mothers.

Sydian January 3rd, 2011 8:51 AM

Telling Sydian that they love Seed bby. >:( It doesn't work, guys! I know fake love!

Pokestick, good times. January 3rd, 2011 8:57 AM

By complimenting Pokey.

It won't get you anywhere, unfortunately.

Barney. January 3rd, 2011 9:22 AM

By having my unfortunate personality.

Sydian January 3rd, 2011 9:25 AM

By having Barney's personality. By mini-modding and thinking you're helping.

Pokestick, good times. January 3rd, 2011 9:29 AM

By copying what the one above said. In every single thread.

Barney. January 3rd, 2011 9:29 AM

By mistakenly thinking that you'll only post in a certain thread once.

Pokestick, good times. January 3rd, 2011 9:31 AM

By selling alcohol on your profile.

Barney. January 3rd, 2011 9:35 AM

By buying alcohol off someone's profile.

Pokestick, good times. January 3rd, 2011 9:36 AM

By providing alcohol to someone selling it on their profile.

Barney. January 3rd, 2011 9:49 AM

By doing something else alcohol related.

Pokestick, good times. January 3rd, 2011 9:50 AM

...On PC.

By finishing others' sentences that don't need further finishing.

Barney. January 3rd, 2011 9:52 AM

By treating every thread like "The One Above"

Pokestick, good times. January 3rd, 2011 9:53 AM

By treating every thread like Ban The Person Above You.

Barney. January 3rd, 2011 9:56 AM

*Not Becoming a Mod* because you copied the format I used previously.

Pokestick, good times. January 3rd, 2011 10:00 AM

By telling existing staff to do f-words to themselves.

Maraala January 3rd, 2011 10:09 AM

By mentioning zombies in every sentence. u_u

Pokestick, good times. January 3rd, 2011 10:12 AM

By mentioning lolis in every sentence.

Barney. January 3rd, 2011 11:04 AM

By mentioning what you're eating or drinking in each post.

Mmm. Chilli Peanuts...

Pokestick, good times. January 3rd, 2011 11:24 AM

By advertising your own religious cult.

Captain Fabio January 3rd, 2011 11:37 AM

By having crazy, squiggly fonts! XD

Pokestick, good times. January 3rd, 2011 11:47 AM

By constantly talking about how sexy said fonts are.

Sydian January 3rd, 2011 11:53 AM

By trying to steal their pairs. :'( Even jokingly! Don't do it!

Barney. January 3rd, 2011 11:56 AM

By saying "Pokeymans are gay bro".

sab January 3rd, 2011 11:57 AM

By commenting why people will never become mods.

Pokestick, good times. January 3rd, 2011 11:59 AM

By asking to make them a mod so they can have an emblem of their own, and they promise they won't do anything with the mod powers as long as they get that.

Riku January 3rd, 2011 12:02 PM

By, in a delusional and exhausted state, going on about why you shouldn't be placed in an authoratative state to a staff member.

Barney. January 3rd, 2011 12:27 PM

By saying that CoD: Black Ops is the best game evar.

twistedpuppy January 3rd, 2011 12:37 PM

By telling them you freaked their grandmother.

Barney. January 3rd, 2011 12:43 PM

By pleading that in "RL", you're not as whiny and annoying.

Ho-Oh January 3rd, 2011 4:34 PM

By not having a Cherrim avatar. You'd think it'd be the other way around...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Massacre. (Post 6378223)
Also, Nica, you can be demoted by having an invisible dot in your signature. (I highlighted it, so I'm a genius.)

It was eaiser than finding the appropriate css! XD;

A Pixy January 3rd, 2011 7:13 PM

Trick other n00bs into thinking you're really an Admin. :U

Ho-Oh January 3rd, 2011 8:04 PM

Trick other admins into thinking you're a noob mod.

A Pixy January 3rd, 2011 8:05 PM

Think you can actually trick admins.

Ho-Oh January 3rd, 2011 8:06 PM

Treat your blog as if it's a federal document.

Riku January 3rd, 2011 8:17 PM

Say that B/W is the worst section ever (dun do it!)

twistedpuppy January 3rd, 2011 8:37 PM

Say that B/W is the best section ever to the D/P/Pt/HG/SS mods.

Tribal Ebony January 4th, 2011 12:24 AM

By asking to be a mod.
That'd be me! I have the emblem 4 it! I actually did it on purpose! But I really think I would and could serve very well to the pokecommunity, and would always try my best. :)

loliwin January 4th, 2011 2:05 AM

By saying to people "hahahaha you suck! BLEE BLEE BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP"
cmon guys i stated the obvious!

Regeneration January 4th, 2011 2:19 AM

By posting in this thread. xD

Pokestick, good times. January 4th, 2011 3:17 AM

By killing someone's cat.

Ho-Oh January 4th, 2011 3:20 AM

By stealing one of Jake's (Hiroshi Sotomura) many macs.

Pokestick, good times. January 4th, 2011 3:23 AM

By advertising shoes in a BW thread.

twistedpuppy January 4th, 2011 11:37 AM

By sending mods sexy pictures of yourself.
They should be so lucky. xP

alisaie January 4th, 2011 11:42 AM

By going to every new mod and congratulating them through VM even though you've never spoken to them before.

twistedpuppy January 4th, 2011 11:49 AM

By telling them you're related to their mom's brother's accountant, even though their mother doesn't have a brother.

Pokestick, good times. January 4th, 2011 12:10 PM

By making a huge movie completely dedicated to Nica.

twistedpuppy January 4th, 2011 12:30 PM

By constantly replying to their every VM through song. FI~GA~RO~!

Massacre. January 4th, 2011 1:19 PM

By making every single post of yours lyrics from your favorite song.

twistedpuppy January 4th, 2011 1:27 PM

By making every post you make a question?

Barney. January 4th, 2011 3:04 PM

By posting only in actions.

*shows what I mean*

Taemin January 4th, 2011 3:06 PM

By being here for three years, having only 40 posts within that time, and lurking through most of it.

Gero50 January 4th, 2011 8:36 PM

by pm bombing the staff even though they most likely will answer in time.

Shanghai Alice January 4th, 2011 9:08 PM

Stealing a mod's shtick on another forum. :D

twistedpuppy January 4th, 2011 9:12 PM

Stealing zero away from Forever. Don't do it if you know what's good for you.

Pokestick, good times. January 5th, 2011 4:38 AM

By thinking Pokestick has something to do with Pokémon.

Massacre. January 5th, 2011 8:09 AM

Go to Steve's profile and spam him with advertisements involving hacking...

Pokestick, good times. January 5th, 2011 8:14 AM

By saying Nica is their PC sister.

...When she's not.

Barney. January 5th, 2011 2:13 PM

By making another account, just so you have a pair.

Pokestick, good times. January 6th, 2011 3:54 AM

By hijacking another account, just so you have a pair.

Ho-Oh January 6th, 2011 9:12 PM

By reporting at least 25 times a day in cq&f!

Aquacorde January 6th, 2011 9:15 PM

By reporting the same post multiple times.

Ho-Oh January 6th, 2011 9:17 PM

By reporting your own posts correcting your typos.

Her January 6th, 2011 9:27 PM

having the usernames harlequin, libra, maleficent and/or spey

wow spey
blast frm dA past

Shanghai Alice January 6th, 2011 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forever (Post 6384849)
By reporting at least 25 times a day in cq&f!

By reporting this...

And specifically saying on the form that you are doing so to be a smartass.

Eeveemaster9 January 6th, 2011 11:26 PM

By hacking PC.......Twice.

Le Creep! January 7th, 2011 1:09 AM

By hacking... an admin ^^

Pokestick, good times. January 7th, 2011 4:28 AM

By PMing the entire content of WikiLeaks to the staff.

Eeveemaster9 January 7th, 2011 9:40 AM

By PMing the definition of every word on their visitor messages.

Barney. January 7th, 2011 11:05 AM

By thinking genitalia of various rodents is sophisticated conversation.

Pokestick, good times. January 7th, 2011 12:32 PM

By thinking Hetalia fanboy/girling saves lives.

Barney. January 7th, 2011 1:23 PM

By advertising your price comparison website.


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