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Sayan January 18th, 2012 4:49 AM

Granted. You found it but you just lost your handheld.

I wish Nintendo ditched the stupid handhelds and made the next Pokemon games for smartphones.

ナギ January 18th, 2012 5:22 AM

granted; but the handhelds will destroy you for calling them stupid.

i wish i could try a banana from Tropius' neck.

Sayan January 18th, 2012 7:47 AM

Granted, but it didn't turn out to be the best thing you tasted, more like the worst.

I want a Mario and Pokemon crossover RPG with Luigi as the main protagonist.

Moltres Rider January 18th, 2012 1:21 PM

granted, but it was such a fail game... it was taken off the shelves before you could buy it!!

I wish I was married to a Reshiram in real life and our marriage was strong and perfect!!!

Jarred0809 January 18th, 2012 1:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justinrpg (Post 7013880)
I wish I was married to a Reshiram in real life and our marriage was strong and perfect!!!

Granted, but you are hunted by Ghestis for the rest of your life!

I wish VR (Virtual Reality) gaming was created in 2012 and there was a Pokemon game for it.

d4rka8isz January 18th, 2012 9:05 PM

Granted, but for some reason it never works for you.

I wish the person who posts next likes Stunfisk.

Moltres Rider January 19th, 2012 3:53 AM

granted, but he likes to eat stunfisk

I wish my cell-phone didn't roam in Opelucid City

Sayan January 19th, 2012 7:01 AM

It doesn't, 'cause there's simply no network.

I wish that this wish of mine gets corrupted.

d4rka8isz January 19th, 2012 7:36 AM

Granted.

I wish money is harder to get in Pokemon.

Sayan January 19th, 2012 8:33 AM

Granted, but all items are now free!

I want Imposter Ditto to be released.

d4rka8isz January 20th, 2012 7:15 AM

Too bad! You didn't wish for it.

I wish I could check a Pokemon's EV's.

Never Silent January 20th, 2012 8:20 AM

Granted, but you become obsessed with EV training...

I wish there was a love story between you and Lucas/Dawn in Platinum.

d4rka8isz January 21st, 2012 12:45 AM

Granted, but it's too terrible for you to stand it so you stop playing the game.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

DualBlade January 21st, 2012 12:48 AM

Granted, but your mind exploded.

I wish that every pokemon had at least 1 form.

d4rka8isz January 21st, 2012 12:50 AM

Granted, but every Pokemon now has only one form.

I wish I could finish the Favorite's challenge already.

Skystrike February 1st, 2012 7:44 AM

Granted. You finish it, only to find you didn't really finish everything you were supposed to do.

I wish I had an Emboar. o;

Sayan February 1st, 2012 11:13 AM

Granted. You just had an Emboar, but it didn't taste as good as you expected.

I want a pseudo-3D main series Pokemon game.

Skystrike February 1st, 2012 1:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sayan (Post 7032116)
Granted. You just had an Emboar, but it didn't taste as good as you expected.

I want a pseudo-3D main series Pokemon game.

Granted. However, Nintendo had to invest most of the memory data in making the pseudo-3D, so the text/graphics aren't as good as the 3D...

I wish I had an Emboar, as a pet. Because they are better as pets and not food. :P

Ciz February 1st, 2012 2:33 PM

Granted, but your Emboar eats you instead.

I wish I was riding on Rayquaza above the skies.

Skystrike February 1st, 2012 3:13 PM

Granted. Rayquaza accidentally goes a bit too high and starts sailing through the atmospheres until you both disintegrate.
I wish that Unova had an actual after-game plot.

Ciz February 1st, 2012 3:18 PM

Granted. The after-game plot given to you was a never ending oblivion-walk...

I wish that I took the place of N at team Plasma.

Skystrike February 1st, 2012 3:49 PM

Granted. You do everything N does, and then you feel the pain of betrayal and you decide you don't like being N so much anymore.

I wish everyone had a voice as nice as Meloetta's cry.

darkpokeball February 1st, 2012 8:47 PM

Granted, but now every pokemon shares Meloetta's cry, which means that now there is only one pokemon in the entire universe: Meloetta.

I WISH
that somebody would work up the courage to tell Chainsaw Meowth to put down his chainsaw.

Dark Tobi February 1st, 2012 8:52 PM

Granted, but he picks up a AK-47 in place of the Chainsaw.

I wish for a tank of a shiny haxorous.

Adam Levine February 2nd, 2012 5:00 AM

Granted, but the tank is made out of straw♪
I wish Patapon would meet Pokemon!

Dark Tobi February 2nd, 2012 4:58 PM

Granted, but they slowly merged and both franchises went to war over who owns the new series.

I wish for 99 rare candies.

Skystrike February 2nd, 2012 7:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark Tobi (Post 7033590)
Granted, but they slowly merged and both franchises went to war over who owns the new series.

I wish for 99 rare candies.

Granted. They're past their expiration date, though.

I wish for a Celebi so I can go back in time.

d4rka8isz February 2nd, 2012 8:20 PM

Granted, but Celebi takes back to the time of dinosaurs and abandons you.

I wish the other Elite Four were as cool as Grimsley, Sidney, and Karen.

Dark Tobi February 2nd, 2012 8:38 PM

Granted, but the game can't contain their coolness and blows up.
(and XD, I totally new it would be something with the expiration date)
I wish for 1mil pokebucks that are inflamable.

Skystrike February 2nd, 2012 8:58 PM

Granted. They get soaking wet, which fades away the ink.

I wish I could learn Thunder.

Adam Levine February 3rd, 2012 12:22 AM

Granted, but you get ignited 54,000 degrees F.
I wish there was a Pokemon that looks like Standoffish Sonarchy from Patapon 3!

何贤豪 February 3rd, 2012 3:09 AM

Granted, the company that made Patapon filed a lawsuit to Game Freak and then the games are unavailable for a whole millennium.
I wish Indonesia would care more about Pokemon.

Skystrike February 3rd, 2012 5:04 AM

Granted. They care about Magikarp so much that anyone that insults it gets death threats (not in english either!) and worse will happen if you keep insulting their stupid fis--*no one ever hears from me again*

I wish my ability was Thick Fat.

Dark Tobi February 3rd, 2012 5:39 AM

I'm sorry, but no one has every hear of you again, can't grant that.

jkjk. Granted, but that thick fat turned you into a couch potato.
I wish the Grimsley used water type pokemon.

Hikamaru February 3rd, 2012 5:45 AM

Granted, but Cute Oshawotts will own his team.

I wish for Fishermen to stop using a Magikarp-based team.

Dark Tobi February 3rd, 2012 5:47 AM

granted, but they use lvl. 100 gyrados's in their place and pwn cute oshawott.

I wish that this wish couldn't be corrupted.

Skystrike February 3rd, 2012 5:47 AM

Granted. Your wish is that Pokemon had to be suddenly stopped due to no more funding.

I wish more people would play Steal the Shaymin ):<

Hikamaru February 3rd, 2012 5:57 AM

Granted, but Oshawott will Razor Shell any users who love Shaymin.

I wish that Elgyem will become more popular due to my recent signature.

Skystrike February 3rd, 2012 6:19 AM

Granted. Elgyem is the new trendy thing in and other other Pokemon are so 5 seconds ago.
Good luck trying to calm all of those other 648 Pokemon fans.

I wish that Elgyem was as popular as the other Pokemon.

Hikamaru February 3rd, 2012 6:29 AM

Granted, and from now pn everyone's teams in Black or White will have an Elgyem in it cos they say "Elgyem is so awesome, I know he's slow but he's awesome."

I wish that people see Stunky as cute.

Skystrike February 3rd, 2012 6:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hikari10 (Post 7034362)
Granted, and from now pn everyone's teams in Black or White will have an Elgyem in it cos they say "Elgyem is so awesome, I know he's slow but he's awesome."

I wish that people see Stunky as cute.

Granted. However, when they smell it's stench, they forget why they ever thought Stunky was cute, effectively undoing your wish. (totally wanted to say that last line)

I wish I knew what a perfect apple tasted like.


Dark Tobi February 3rd, 2012 2:10 PM

Granted, but sadly the perfect apple was meant only for pokemon, and you die out of food poisening
I wish that everyone liked pokemon black.

Hikamaru February 3rd, 2012 2:57 PM

Granted, then everyone will want a Mandibuzz, Whimsicott or Gothitelle on their team cos they discover they are cool.

I wish that Hilda is the new Ash Ketchum.

Skystrike February 3rd, 2012 3:18 PM

Granted, but in the games she gets replaced by Ash, who isn't silent and does everything himself. Basically, you get the anime in a game. But once the game is completed, it crashes.

I wish more people would play Steal the Shaymin! It's a good game! =(

Dark Tobi February 3rd, 2012 6:30 PM

Granted, but then everyone flooded that thread, thus causing it to crash from overload.
(btw, I know it's a good thread, but try not to advertise it.)
I wish that I an indestructable castle, with a loyal army of garchomps, with a leader of arceus, that obey everything I say without question.

Jarred0809 February 3rd, 2012 7:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark Tobi (Post 7035070)
I wish that I an indestructable castle, with a loyal army of garchomps, with a leader of arceus, that obey everything I say without question.

Granted, but due to your typo you ARE the castle!

I wish for someone to genetically engineer the Gen 1 pokemon and sell them in real life.

Skystrike February 3rd, 2012 7:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarred0809 (Post 7035103)
Granted, but due to your typo you ARE the castle!

I wish for someone to genetically engineer the Gen 1 pokemon and sell them in real life.

Granted. However, due to the fact that Pokemon is ©The Pokemon Company,
©Game Freak, ©Nintendo and ©Creatures, Inc., they all sue the scientist that created them and make him give up any Pokemon that he hasn't sold yet, effectively eliminating the market for our beloved pets. Any pets that were sold that are seen in public are immediately taken away.

I wish that the scientist would genetically engineer the Gen 1 Pokemon in secret this time :/

Dark Tobi February 3rd, 2012 7:46 PM

Granted, but one squirtle got loose, and wreaked havoc on this pitiful planet, thus causing the end of the world.

I wish I had a bulbasaur to stop the squirtle.

Skystrike February 3rd, 2012 7:57 PM

Granted, however, a mere Bulbasaur isn't enough to stop a Blastoise...

I wish Dark Tobi had a Venusaur instead :)

Adam Levine February 3rd, 2012 10:50 PM

Granted, but the Venusaur is actually just a holographic♪
I wish for another Shiny Audino!♪

何贤豪 February 3rd, 2012 11:17 PM

Granted, it's actually a bomb. 1, 2, 3...BOOM!
I wish for...every Legendary Pokemon in the world!

Adam Levine February 3rd, 2012 11:28 PM

Granted, but they're actually derpy Magikarp♪
I wish Voltorb and Electrode would stop exploding♪

何贤豪 February 3rd, 2012 11:34 PM

Granted, instead of exploding, they will always try to fall down a cliff.
I wish...there would be a Pokemon + Inazuma Eleven game!

Adam Levine February 4th, 2012 6:25 AM

Granted, but that was a dumb soccer monster ripoff♪
I wish for Standoffish Sonarchy to be the lord of bat Pokemon!♪

Moltres Rider February 5th, 2012 5:38 AM

granted, but he dies the next day...

I wish Braviary wouldn't have attacked me with Brave Bird while I was riding Moltres, causing us to go downward with Moltres's behind landing on top my face!! It was SO embarrassing!!!

Hikamaru February 5th, 2012 5:50 AM

Granted, but Braviary still takes you down.

I wish Roggenrola, Boldore and Gigalith didn't take two hits to knock out (damn you Sturdy!)

Sayan February 5th, 2012 6:01 AM

(Cloyster says hi!)

Granted, they'd take no less than 7 hits to be KO'd.

I want the 3rd Gen5 installment. Release it already!

Hikamaru February 5th, 2012 6:15 AM

Granted, but you'll have to catch all 649 Pokemon.

I wish that Cryogonal showed up more often in seasons other than winter.

Skystrike February 5th, 2012 6:44 AM

Granted. However, there's a 0.01% chance of encountering one if it hasn't melted already.

I wish for a Vanillish. They're tasty, I tell ya!

Hikamaru February 5th, 2012 6:49 AM

Granted, but it evolves into Vanilluxe as soon as you see it.

I wish all Pokemon could give out Blissey-level EXP points.

Skystrike February 5th, 2012 6:58 AM

Granted. Every Pokemon levels up super fast, and as a result, the games are no challenge at all. Until in Gen 6, they also decided to give Blissey stats and movesets to every Pokemon, too.

I WISH FOR...um...a Slugma. Yeah, a Slugma! :D

Sayan February 5th, 2012 7:03 AM

Granted, but now all Pokemon require 10 times more exp to gain levels.

With Arceus's grace, I've caught all 649 (including Meloetta, Genesect, etc). Now can I have my 3rd Gen5 game?

Skystrike February 5th, 2012 7:08 AM

Yes. However, it's a random spin off game. :3

I wish for my Slugma!

Hikamaru February 5th, 2012 7:09 AM

Granted but Slugma burns you with Flame Body.

I wish that Whitney had something else instead of that Miltank.

Sayan February 5th, 2012 7:18 AM

She now has an Arceus. Lv100 Normal Arceus with Swords Dance/Extremespeed/Shadow Force/Earthquake.

I want another Pokemon game set in Johto and Kanto.

Skystrike February 5th, 2012 7:21 AM

Granted. However, you're set there for very different reasons: There's a war going on and you must fight in it! That's right. The first rated M Pokemon game...

...
Not!
Okay, for real, Granted, but it's horrible.

I wish for Magcargo.

xelarator February 5th, 2012 12:15 PM

Granted, but it's body is OVER 9000!!!!![18,000 to be exact]Degress F., so instead of burning you with Flame Body, it completly incinerated you with Fire Blast. He didn't like you.

I wish for my Samurott to speak English!

Adam Levine February 5th, 2012 2:27 PM

Granted, but its says it wants to tackle you♪
I wish for Tauros!♪

Dark Tobi February 5th, 2012 3:15 PM

Granted, but it gores you the second it sees you.

I wish that mewtwo and I were friends.

xelarator February 5th, 2012 7:01 PM

Granted, but since Mewtwo has no heart, he doesn't care about you.

I wish my Samurott would pierce a HUGE BOULDER with his Megahorn.

Samurott: WHAT?!?!?

Moltres Rider February 5th, 2012 8:40 PM

granted, but then it pierces you with it...

I wish I was in the GREATEST love relationship with a female Reshiram, and it was perfect!!!

Adam Levine February 6th, 2012 3:05 AM

Granted, but you notice it's a lame Ditto.
I wish I caught Meloetta.
Wait, is Meloetta rare?! I need it!

Moltres Rider February 6th, 2012 7:35 AM

granted, but your save game gets corrupt afterwards...



I wish I could give Reshiram a love kiss on the mouth...

Skystrike February 6th, 2012 7:50 AM

Granted, but I couldn't find a corruption for it.

I wish that there were more Unova emotes to use. :D

Sayan February 6th, 2012 8:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justinrpg (Post 7038187)
I wish I could give Reshiram a love kiss on the mouth...

After reading your profile I just had to grant your wish (Reshi's your wife afterall). But the story took an unexpected turn when Moltres showed up mid-kiss, expecting another ride from you. Things really heated up between the two Fire legendaries.

I want a Latios printed 3DS.

EDIT- Just realised (after a day!) that I was ninja'd! So I added a quote which should clarify that I was addressing Justinrpg.

Skystrike February 6th, 2012 9:04 AM

Granted. However, it scratches very easily and 5 days later, you have a regular 3DS!
Whoop-de-doo!

I wish I didn't know what Sayan meant by Moltres expected another ride from justinrpg...x_x

Sayan February 6th, 2012 9:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Final Destination (Post 7038257)
Granted. However, it scratches very easily and 5 days later, you have a regular 3DS!
Whoop-de-doo!

I wish I didn't know what Sayan met by Moltres expected another ride from justinrpg...x_x

I think your "met" meant "meant".

Granted, you didn't know. You didn't, in the past. But now you do.

I wish I had a scratchproof, breakproof, waterproof, dustproof, temperature and pressure resistant, rugged, Latios printed 3DS. It isn't too much to ask for, is it?

BTW, I'm editing my previous post to make the interpretations a little less clear.

Skystrike February 6th, 2012 9:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sayan (Post 7038283)
I think your "met" meant "meant".

Granted, you didn't know. You didn't, in the past. But now you do.

I wish I had a scratchproof, breakproof, waterproof, dustproof, temperature and pressure resistant, rugged, Latios printed 3DS. It isn't too much to ask for, is it?

BTW, I'm editing my previous post to make the interpretations a little less clear.

but i won't be unable to see my interpretations D:

Anyways, granted. Someone steals it though because they are jealous.

I wish that when you play a DS game on a 3DS, it didn't look so horrible. (Seriously, WTF Nintendo?)

Sayan February 6th, 2012 9:52 AM

[Yeah, the resolution]

Granted, it doesn't look as horrible as before. It just looks much, much worse!

I wish the anime was actually worth watching.

Skystrike February 6th, 2012 2:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sayan (Post 7038313)
[Yeah, the resolution]

Granted, it doesn't look as horrible as before. It just looks much, much worse!

I wish the anime was actually worth watching.

Granted. As a result, they had to swap the anime team with the game development team. Sure, the anime is like the best thing to watch now, but the games will be crap for a long while...

I wish I could complete every game without trading/cheating/migrating.

Hikamaru February 6th, 2012 4:28 PM

Granted, now you can catch every Pokemon.

I wish shinies were easier to find without Masuda Method.

Skystrike February 6th, 2012 5:19 PM

Granted. Your chances of hatching a shiny is now 1/1000.

I wish for a Bibarel that I could surf on.

Dark Tobi February 6th, 2012 6:21 PM

Granted, but after the second time it uses surf it collapses from exhaustion.

I wish that I was better at rom-hacking a pokemon game.

darkpokeball February 6th, 2012 6:49 PM

Granted, but your computer wipes and all your Rom hacking work is gone forever.

I wish...
that Oshawott was as cute in USA Pokemon anime as Mijumaru in the Japanese Pokemon anime.

Dark Tobi February 6th, 2012 6:50 PM

Granted, but the anime blows up because that much epicness can't be contained.

I wish that my rom hack was recovered.

xelarator February 6th, 2012 7:17 PM

Granted, then someone stole it.

I wish that I could see a Moltres and Reshiram fight amongst each other. Mabye over Justin? XD

Skystrike February 6th, 2012 8:12 PM

Granted. Then a Cleffa comes by and uses Attract on both of them. Things get very hot...what happened next, was that [removed].

I wish that all this weird 'marrying a Pokemon' stuff will stop. What's going on?! D:

Adam Levine February 7th, 2012 2:38 PM

Granted, but they mate instead.
I wish the level cap in PTD would now go to 100!

Sayan February 7th, 2012 10:09 PM

Granted, an update was released that lifts the level cap. But you're restricted from availing the update as you broke the 1st rule (the 1st rule of PTD is not talking about PTD. OMG, you made me do it too!)

I wish their was a working DS emu for android, so I could play BW on my phone.

vizarod February 7th, 2012 11:49 PM

Granted, but a creeper keeps calling you and you NEVER get to play TT_TT (was that stupid? XD)

I wish I had a pet Pikachu.

Skystrike February 8th, 2012 4:45 AM

Granted, but he shocks you within the first 5 minutes of getting it.
I wish I didn't have a lot of threads to reply to. >.>

Dark Tobi February 8th, 2012 3:27 PM

granted, you now have A GAZILLION AND NINE TO REPLY TOO. (that qualifies as more than a lot right?)

I wish that I could catch a shiny pokemon, yet keep my save file.

darkpokeball February 8th, 2012 3:51 PM

Granted, but its a Shiny Gyrados from HG/SS.

I wish that there was a spinoff pokemon game made for teenagers.

Dark Tobi February 8th, 2012 3:56 PM

granted, but the whole thing is a dating sim, and you have to try to hook up with you rival Bianca. (sexy)

I wish that the spinoff game wasn't that sexy.

Moltres Rider February 8th, 2012 5:03 PM

granted, now is it Ugly and nobody wants it!!!

I wish I knew why this Samurott is licking me!!! it tickles!!!

pineappleninja February 8th, 2012 5:43 PM

Granted, Samurott is licking you to get a meal*samurott pulls out its sword kills, cooks, and then EATS YOU*

I wish that my next wish had no concequence
I WISH FOR A MAGIKARP THAT IS LV 100 AND KNOWS
JUDGEMENT SPACIAL REND
ROAR OF TIME SPLASH

Skystrike February 8th, 2012 5:53 PM

Granted. Your wish had no concequence.

I wish the next wish, pineappleninja's wish came back to nip him in the back side.

I wish for the Dewott in my avatar. Yeah!

vizarod February 8th, 2012 6:23 PM

Granted, but it's microscopic.

I wish I had a Pokemon Emerald game TT_TT

Skystrike February 8th, 2012 6:27 PM

Granted, but it isn't worth the money you spent on it.

I wish that I had a Zekrom, and I could marry it! :P
I'm ready to try new things!

vizarod February 8th, 2012 7:07 PM

Granted, but it turns out to be a Wobuffet in disguise.

I wish I could be a Mudkip!


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