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darkpokeball March 22nd, 2012 2:13 PM

Granted, but it controls you as well.

I wish that Hypno never kidnapped my child causing my mind to unravel at the seams, allowing him to haunt my dreams. Oh, my child was not clever. Now he'll stay with Hypno forever...

何贤豪 March 22nd, 2012 7:30 PM

Granted, Hypno kidnaps you instead.

I wish that I could have a Dark Poke Ball.

Adam Levine March 22nd, 2012 10:12 PM

Granted, but it conceals you inside.
I wish PTD 2 was out now.(PTD means Pokemon Tower Defense)

何贤豪 March 23rd, 2012 1:10 AM

Granted, the game crashes every second.

I wish I can get every Pokemon game available (even the Japanese ones).

Adam Levine March 23rd, 2012 4:44 AM

Granted, but they were just Rickrolls.
I wish no Pokemon will eat humans.

darkpokeball March 23rd, 2012 5:22 PM

Granted, but Hypno will steal their souls...

I wish that my children wouldn't fall for Hypno's lullaby and that I had Hypno repellant.

Adam Levine March 23rd, 2012 8:43 PM

Granted, but Hypno's minions come attack you.
I wish Gyarados didn't eat Charizard.

Hikamaru March 23rd, 2012 9:00 PM

Granted but Gyarados falls to a cute Emolga.

I wish that Hilda is the new Red.

Adam Levine March 23rd, 2012 9:10 PM

Granted, but she'll be a lesbian.
I wish there can be a Medicine Pokemon.(Not counting the Happiny line)

Hikamaru March 23rd, 2012 9:15 PM

Granted but they turn out to be evil.

I wish that Pokemon Contests become a main goal in the games so I can be like my hero Dawn.

Adam Levine March 23rd, 2012 9:18 PM

Granted, but all the ribbons turn into dust.
I wish a new region was introduced.

darkpokeball March 24th, 2012 12:24 PM

Granted but all the pokemon there hail Hypno...
*tied up on this new region because Hypno's minions attacked me in an earlier post*

I wish that I could get out of this horrible Hypno-dictated region!

Hikamaru March 24th, 2012 2:21 PM

Granted but then a Gothitelle blocks your path and uses Psychic on you.

I wish that Whitney had a easier-to-defeat Pokemon than Miltank.

Sayan March 25th, 2012 4:12 AM

Granted, but now Bugsy has a level 100 Swords Dance Scizor with Roost.

I wish more people understand that Whitney isn't that hard to beat if you use the female Machop you get in a trade in Goldenrod which can't be attracted, resists Rollout, and has STAB super effective Fighting attacks.
/rant

Hikamaru March 25th, 2012 4:44 AM

Granted but then people start saying that Morty's Gengar is total HAX.

I wish that there was no super-tall grass cos it annoys me.

darkpokeball March 25th, 2012 8:25 AM

Granted, in its place is Hypno Slavery Camps. They kidnap you and hypnotize you so now you hail Hypno as well.

I wish that Hypno was as omnipotent as he is right now!

Limanya March 25th, 2012 8:32 PM

Granted, but then, when you're happy because your wish is granted, a Hypno sneaks in and kills you.


I wish that...I have EVERY CAT POKEMON AT LV.100

Adam Levine March 26th, 2012 1:32 AM

Granted, but someone steals them and gives them to me. I loooooooooooooove cats.
I wish there was a Shrimp Pokemon.

何贤豪 March 26th, 2012 6:55 AM

Granted, it can turn into a very aggressive lobster. Too bad...the form change can't be controlled. Good luck getting it to NOT eat you! Because it gets hungry every 1 minute.

I wish that I can have every Pokemon available (even Keldeo, Meloetta and Genesect).

Sayan March 27th, 2012 12:52 AM

Granted, but just when you finish catching 'em all, Nintendo releases a new generation with 150 new ones.

I still wish there was a decent Pokemon rpg for smartphones with all 649 Pokemon so I wouldn't look stupid playing a dsi in college.

何贤豪 March 27th, 2012 1:42 AM

Granted, the RPG can only be played on one kind of smartphone. Too bad that smartphone has been pulled from every store in the world.

I wish that I can get a Black Rayquaza that's super-powerful.

Peeta Mellark March 27th, 2012 10:34 AM

I grant your wish. The Rayquaza has perfect IVs and the best moveset but he will never obey you.

I wish for a Pokemon Emerald Game Cartridge that doesnt corrupt.

mineox100 March 27th, 2012 12:04 PM

Granted, GBA and Ds Lite and Emulators now cannot be used anymore so you can't play it.

I wish... For Lucario to have an evolution.

darkpokeball March 27th, 2012 1:50 PM

Granted. Lucario evolves through the use of cheating and becomes a Missingno. that destroys your game.

I wish that...
Hariyama and Camerupt could stop arguing and become friends!

Adam Levine March 29th, 2012 11:30 PM

Granted, but Hariyama fights with Medicham and Camerupt fights with Magcargo.
I wish there was no such thing as the Gigaremo.

darkpokeball March 30th, 2012 4:59 PM

Granted, but the Medicham and Magcargo team up to argue against Camerupt and Hariyama...and the four of them come to the result that you're the cause of their fight! So, they destroy you.

I wish that Hypno hadn't taken over Unova...

Skystrike March 30th, 2012 5:42 PM

Granted. Angry that it has nothing to take over, it decides to take over the person's mind who was directly responsible for this wish, you.

I wish that I'd had a special Pokemon like darkpokeball and Hikari10. /jealously

何贤豪 March 30th, 2012 6:10 PM

Granted...it's actually a Voltorb and it explodes every second!

I wish that I can create a Pokemon game.

Skystrike March 30th, 2012 6:24 PM

Granted. After lots of hard work, constructive criticism and many other things, you release your game. It's a hit. Everyone loves it. A noob looking for a game to conduct a get-famous-quick scheme on finds your game. He sees your game. He sees it's popularity level. After lots of modding and trying to make it not seem like yours, he posts his game. It's more popular than yours. And he accuses you of stealing his work from a different site.

tl;dr you make a game and someone steals it and reposts it as their own

I wish that I had a Chimchar partner.

pikakitten March 30th, 2012 7:14 PM

Granted
 
Granted... However, it rips your face off and devours your flesh after receive it from a Team Plasma Member. Lol :P

I wish that I won the lottery!

Sincerely
~The one and only PikakittenX

Skystrike March 30th, 2012 7:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pikakitten (Post 7106651)
Granted... However, it rips your face off and devours your flesh after receive it from a Team Plasma Member. Lol :P

I wish that I won the lottery!

Sincerely
~The one and only PikakittenX

So you do.

The same Plasma Member sells you the same Chimchar that ripped off my face, for all your money that you won in the lottery.


I wish to know what Rare Candy tastes like!!

Hikamaru March 30th, 2012 7:37 PM

Granted, it suddenly tastes as bitter as the leaves on Simisage's head.

I wish that more rivals wore glasses like Cheren's.

Skystrike March 30th, 2012 7:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hikari10 (Post 7106681)
Granted, it suddenly tastes as bitter as the leaves on Simisage's head.

I wish that more rivals wore glasses like Cheren's.

Granted. Not long after, glasses wearing becomes a cult. Anyone not in the cult are ordered to have their pokemon stripped away.

I wish for a mascot

Hikamaru March 30th, 2012 7:54 PM

Granted but it is a Stunfisk.

I wish for Master Balls to be able to be bought in shops.

Skystrike March 30th, 2012 7:59 PM

[stunfisk is okay =3]

Granted. However, it's always one more pokedollar than you have on hand.

I wish to know what to name my Stunfisk.

Emp0le0n March 30th, 2012 8:02 PM

Granted, but the only name you can think of is DerpyDerp.
I wish for all my eggs to hatch into shinies.

Skystrike March 30th, 2012 8:08 PM

Granted. As a result, they're all quirky in their own way. And when I say quirky, I mean completely disobedient!
I wish for a world where Magikarps were superior.

何贤豪 March 30th, 2012 8:15 PM

Granted, it's a place with only Magikarp. No more Pokemon and the Magikarp die out of boredom (they don't see any other Pokemon).

I wish that I can be involved on the creation of Pokemon Black Version 2 and Pokemon White Version 2.

darkpokeball March 30th, 2012 8:40 PM

Granted, but the people get sick of your bad input
(we should make Pikachu a starter pokemon, and then redesign OShawott so that he looks like Tepig, and then delete Tepig, and then turn Snivy into a rock that can be smashed with Rock Smash!)
and they feed you to the Blender...

I wish that FinalDestination would take 'Overpowered Hypno' for his mascot
(Overpowered Hypno is the Hypno that hypnotizes people to do weird things...he's overpowered with this ability as my Meowth is with its chainsaw)

Hikamaru March 30th, 2012 10:15 PM

Granted but it puts you to sleep.

I wish that Musharna, Lilligant and Vanilluxe have a bigger movepool.

何贤豪 March 31st, 2012 3:36 AM

Granted, the movepool is actually a real pool! Whenever they faint, they actually die from drowning (they fall to the pool).

I wish that I could have a pool made with rain from Kyogre.

Candy March 31st, 2012 5:29 AM

Granted, but whenever there's Kyogre, there's a chance Groudon is nearby, and its Drought dried up your pool :P

I wish I can draw more Pokemon.

pikakitten March 31st, 2012 12:45 PM

Granted
 
Granted but they all look like like ugly deformed Mankeys

I wish Final Destination comes back to life to have Chimchar rip his face off again :P

Sincerely
~The one and only PikakittenX

Skystrike March 31st, 2012 1:22 PM

Granted. Except I dodge the Chimchar's claws. :)

I wish for Scrambled Exeggcute, Fried Grumpig bacon, and Pecha Berry juice for breakfast tomorrow.

Sayan March 31st, 2012 1:22 PM

Granted, but the game's data gets corrupted (see what I did there? Eh? Eh? Why do I try...)

I wish Arcanine gets a secondary Dragon typing, access to Draco Meteor, and Contrary as an ability to abuse Overheat/Draco Meteor (and Close Combat when killing Heatran).

Skystrike March 31st, 2012 1:35 PM

Granted. You ready for this corruption?

Your Arcanine has really really really really REALLY poor accuracy. And it disobeys you about 99.1% of the time.

I wish for a Poke-breakfast.

Sayan March 31st, 2012 1:42 PM

Granted, but it involves a Skutank. Nuff said.
Oh geez, now I'm getting some really *disturbing* mental images, not the best things to have at 3.11 A.M. (yes, you read that right).

I wish the aforementioned Arcanine gets its accuracy and disobedience issues fixed.

Skystrike March 31st, 2012 1:47 PM

That's not the only thing that got fixed...your Arcanine cannot breed now.

i wish for falling voltorbs... >: D

Sayan March 31st, 2012 1:55 PM

Granted, but the Voltorbs are falling in love (and yes, I know they're genderless).

I wish that the fact that my epic Draco-Arcanine can't breed actually bothered me *rolls eyes*.

Skystrike March 31st, 2012 2:04 PM

Granted. One second later, it stops bothering you. People get jealous of the fact that you have a Drago-Arcanine, so they poke-nap it.

I wish for a cooked Gyarados.

darkpokeball March 31st, 2012 5:47 PM

Granted, but then the police come to arrest you...

I wish that I had a fake PC family.

Skystrike March 31st, 2012 5:51 PM

Granted. They're all made up of Dittos that bully you in their own unique way.

I wish that I could control my Hypno's power...

darkpokeball March 31st, 2012 6:01 PM

Granted...wait, something's gone horribly wrong! While granting this wish, Jirachi, the person I use to grant others wishes was knocked out! *gulp* What happens now?

Final Destination's Hypno's power is no longer controlled, and now can never be controlled...plus it has multiplied in strength.

I wish that Jirachi was never knocked out!

Skystrike March 31st, 2012 6:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkpokeball (Post 7108397)
Granted...wait, something's gone horribly wrong! While granting this wish, Jirachi, the person I use to grant others wishes was knocked out! *gulp* What happens now?

Final Destination's Hypno's power is no longer controlled, and now can never be controlled...plus it has multiplied in strength.

I wish that Jirachi was never knocked out!

Granted, but--Wait, Hypno! No! *SMAAAASH!!*

Hi, I'm Beginning Destination, Final Destination's clone. Unfortunately, he's been knocked out. Anyways...

I wish for my own Jirachi! =D

darkpokeball April 1st, 2012 4:51 PM

Granted. But it eats Beginning Destination and somehow frees Final Destination.

I wish that Lightpokeball and Beginning Destination would meet, each with their own mascots (Underpowered Hypno and...what's the opposite of a Chainsaw Meowth?)

Sayan April 2nd, 2012 10:00 PM

Granted, but they meet in a crowded mall and don't really recognise each other.

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkpokeball (Post 7110582)
what's the opposite of a Chainsaw Meowth?

Why a Htwoem Wasniach of course!

I wish Pokemon made sense.

pikakitten April 4th, 2012 9:43 AM

Granted!
 
Granted! But the government changed the meaning of "make sense" to totally ridiculous! So now Pokemon makes no sense!

I wish for 10 wishes mwahahaha

Moltres Rider April 6th, 2012 9:17 AM

granted, they were all corrupted SO bad that you NEVER want to make a wish again!!!

I wish Facebook would NEVER delete a Pokémon RP Account again!!!

PokemonFan2000Man April 9th, 2012 9:39 AM

Granted, but Facebook deletes every single page except for the RPs, causing FB to get sued and then there will be no facebook to house RP accounts on.

I wish that Black and White involved more Pokemon from the past 4 gens.

Golurks Were Meant to Fly April 9th, 2012 11:04 AM

Granted, but more pokemon = unevolvable sentrets, bidoof, magikarp, and feebas that can only learn flash and stop leveling up at level 3.

I wish I had a shiny druddigon

darkpokeball April 9th, 2012 11:09 AM

Granted, but Htwoem Wasniach steals it and delivers it to Lightpokeball.

I wish that my shiny Azumarill was the only shiny Azumarill in the world!

Golurks Were Meant to Fly April 9th, 2012 12:05 PM

Granted, but after you "get rid of" all the other azurill, marill and azumarills, you notice your azumarill is really a ditto that has transformed into a shiny azumarill the whole time... leaving no azumarills left on earth. :O

I wish white 2 was out already. In english.

PokemonFan2000Man April 9th, 2012 12:10 PM

Granted, but its 1 Poke, and they don't have Poke here, so you lose.

I wish I had a real Pichu that liked me.

pokemonranger109 April 9th, 2012 2:57 PM

Wish Granted but it didnt like itself so it commited suicide

I wish a Giant caterpie ate everybody and everything exept me and my family and direct needs.

darkpokeball April 10th, 2012 11:05 AM

Granted, but then it evolved into Metapod, which then evolved into Butterfree...and the Butterfree feasted upon your family after putting them to sleep!

I wish that the giant Caterpie never ate me or my Chainsaw MEowth.

Adam Levine April 11th, 2012 1:55 AM

Granted, but a Giant Weedle does it instead.
I wish my cousin's friend liked both Scyther and Scizor, because she likes Scyther but hates Scizor.

darkpokeball April 11th, 2012 11:25 AM

Granted, but then every Scyther and Scizor in existence mysteriously vanishes...upon investigation, scientists discover that somehow, more breeds of pokemon are vanishing every day. All tentacools and tentacruels vanish the next day.
"Professor Oak, what do you think is happening?"
"Well, Juniper, there's only one thing that can explain this..."
"What?"
"We're in a fanfiction!"
"Oh no!"

I wish that I found my Pokemon Platinum cartridge that houses Otto, the awesome Minun from Ruby.

Adam Levine April 11th, 2012 10:30 PM

Granted, but there's a glitch that locks you out of the game.
I wish there were prehistoric Pokemon in Johto.

TheFattestSnorlax April 12th, 2012 2:47 PM

Granted, it turns out to Kabutops :(

I wish that pokemon were real

RioluLux April 12th, 2012 3:30 PM

Granted but they all turn ferocious and kill all life on earth
I wish i could find a shiny Pikachu

Sawsbuck_Winter April 12th, 2012 4:32 PM

Granted, but the pikachu is so shiny it makes you go blind for life.

I wish they would make another game similar to pokemon colosseum and xd gale of darkness for the ps3.

darkpokeball April 19th, 2012 5:13 PM

Granted, but it is not made by Pokemon...no this similar game is called:
DIGIMON XD: GALE OF LIGHT.

And so Pokemon sues Digimon, caushing a massive rumble between the two, and during the rumble, both post their games on hiatus...meaning no more Pokemon/Digimon games for five years.

I wish that I had a flute to restore my Chainsaw Meowth!

Adam Levine April 20th, 2012 2:21 AM

Granted, but it's mine...so Officer Jenny overwhelms you when you pee at the yard of a vandalized Gym.
I wish Growlithe was real!

derpfisk April 20th, 2012 9:05 PM

Granted, but then he would burn your head off.

I wish people stopped making fun of Gardevoir.

Adam Levine April 20th, 2012 9:07 PM

Granted, but other Pokemon will.
I wish Pokemon never died.

derpfisk April 20th, 2012 9:15 PM

Granted, but they would attack you.

I wish Jirachi would stop the madness with today's politics.

Adam Levine April 20th, 2012 9:16 PM

Granted, but pollution is the enemy!!!
I wish I saw Diglett's feet.

derpfisk April 20th, 2012 9:36 PM

Granted, but the madness would make the world explode.
I wish people would stop thinking that Mew is the cutest Pokemon and find out that jirachi is the cutest.

Adam Levine April 20th, 2012 10:46 PM

Granted, but next comes Shaymin.
I wish Panpour and Simipour will open their eyes.

derpfisk April 20th, 2012 11:39 PM

Granted, but their eyes shoot a deadly laser at you.
I wish more people respected Jirachi.

Adam Levine April 21st, 2012 5:38 AM

Granted, but Victin says it's unfair.
I wish I saw Pokemon blood, in science.

derpfisk April 21st, 2012 7:26 AM

Granted, but the blood samples were confiscated by the Pokémon's Equity Union.
I wish that more people liked Jirachi.

darkpokeball April 21st, 2012 5:52 PM

Granted, in fact I become best friends with it...and I happen to have a wish stone. As I prepare to make a wish, Team Rocket steals it and then wishes for Jirachi to be evil and help them take over the world. So, now Team Rocket rules the world.

I wish that I had the power to stop Team Rocket's tyranny!

TheFallenUmbreon April 21st, 2012 7:21 PM

Granted, but then Team Galactic strikes!

I wish I could visit the Pokemon world for a month.

cyndaqwilfish:) April 21st, 2012 8:51 PM

Granted, but you are a Weedle lost in Icefall Cave.
I wish I was a Pokemon Gym leader.

Adam Levine April 21st, 2012 9:06 PM

Granted, but now you would wish you were a Bug-Catcher like me <:C
I wish I saw under Snorunt's coat.

TheFallenUmbreon April 22nd, 2012 5:39 AM

Granted, but the view is so horrifying that you freeze of shock.

I wish I had the power of hypnosis.

Adam Levine April 22nd, 2012 10:48 PM

Granted, but Hypno uses that move on you...
I wish for a Sneasel plushie!!!

darkpokeball April 23rd, 2012 4:56 PM

Granted, but it's from a PokePasta and proceeds to brutally destroy you.

I wish that somebody wrote a PokePasta about a Sneasel Plushie, so I could reference it.

ZalelikesCookies May 1st, 2012 7:24 PM

Wish Granted but the story is sooo scary that it traumatized you for life and you now have a fear of reading

I wish that Spiritomb and Sableye lost their Dark type Attribute and become ghost type

darkpokeball May 1st, 2012 7:31 PM

Granted, but something horrible occurred! A mix-up has caused Spiritomb and Sableye to lose all their types...thus becoming Missingno's...thus never being created in the first place, and now demoted to fakemon.

I wish that Pikachu could find a samurai to love him/her.

TheFattestSnorlax May 20th, 2012 4:17 PM

Granted but Pikachu does not like the Samurai's Metapod.

I wish that Magikarp was more useful.

Skystrike May 20th, 2012 4:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheFattestSnorlax (Post 7183973)
Granted but Pikachu does not like the Samurai's Metapod.

I wish that Magikarp was more useful.

Granted. However, during a visit to the Hall of Fame, a Trainer's Magikarp gives the Power of Usefulness to Snorlax. Using their new found usefulness Magikarp and Snorlax take to power over Pokemon. Finally they overthrow Arceus, and everyone's forced to bow down to a sleeping bear and a flopping Magikarp.

And to think this could've been stopped...

I wish that Snorlax wouldn't sleep so much and wouldn't be so slow. SNORLAX, B MOR USEFUL! oh, but TheFattestSnorlax, stay fat, though.

Porynoir May 21st, 2012 12:31 PM

Granted, but the same scenario you just said happens.

I wish Porygon-Z had a better speed stat.

Skystrike May 21st, 2012 12:41 PM

Granted. In exchange for Porygon-Z's new 999 speed base stat, all other stats become 1.

I wish to travel in the computer on a Porygon.

SolarAbusoru May 21st, 2012 12:43 PM

Granted, but you'll cause seizures in a million children.

I wish to own a house made of Rare Bones

Skystrike May 21st, 2012 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SolarAbusoru (Post 7185045)
Granted, but you'll cause seizures in a million children.

I wish to own a house made of Rare Bones

Granted, then they turn into DRY Bones. :P

I wish for nuggets! Then I can sell them!

Porynoir May 21st, 2012 1:02 PM

Granted, they were chicken nuggets.

I wish for a Dusknoir bodyguard irl!

Skystrike May 21st, 2012 1:18 PM

Granted. That doesn't work. Every attack happens to go through your Dusknoir and hits you.

I wish for a Magikarp! :)

footontable May 22nd, 2012 4:05 PM

Granted, except the while you and Magikarp are hanging out on the beach the next day, Magikarp uses splash, and splashes away into the water, to never be seen again.

I wish for a Piloswine to cuddle with!


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