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derpfisk April 20th, 2012 9:15 PM

Granted, but they would attack you.

I wish Jirachi would stop the madness with today's politics.

Adam Levine April 20th, 2012 9:16 PM

Granted, but pollution is the enemy!!!
I wish I saw Diglett's feet.

derpfisk April 20th, 2012 9:36 PM

Granted, but the madness would make the world explode.
I wish people would stop thinking that Mew is the cutest Pokemon and find out that jirachi is the cutest.

Adam Levine April 20th, 2012 10:46 PM

Granted, but next comes Shaymin.
I wish Panpour and Simipour will open their eyes.

derpfisk April 20th, 2012 11:39 PM

Granted, but their eyes shoot a deadly laser at you.
I wish more people respected Jirachi.

Adam Levine April 21st, 2012 5:38 AM

Granted, but Victin says it's unfair.
I wish I saw Pokemon blood, in science.

derpfisk April 21st, 2012 7:26 AM

Granted, but the blood samples were confiscated by the Pokémon's Equity Union.
I wish that more people liked Jirachi.

darkpokeball April 21st, 2012 5:52 PM

Granted, in fact I become best friends with it...and I happen to have a wish stone. As I prepare to make a wish, Team Rocket steals it and then wishes for Jirachi to be evil and help them take over the world. So, now Team Rocket rules the world.

I wish that I had the power to stop Team Rocket's tyranny!

TheFallenUmbreon April 21st, 2012 7:21 PM

Granted, but then Team Galactic strikes!

I wish I could visit the Pokemon world for a month.

cyndaqwilfish:) April 21st, 2012 8:51 PM

Granted, but you are a Weedle lost in Icefall Cave.
I wish I was a Pokemon Gym leader.

Adam Levine April 21st, 2012 9:06 PM

Granted, but now you would wish you were a Bug-Catcher like me <:C
I wish I saw under Snorunt's coat.

TheFallenUmbreon April 22nd, 2012 5:39 AM

Granted, but the view is so horrifying that you freeze of shock.

I wish I had the power of hypnosis.

Adam Levine April 22nd, 2012 10:48 PM

Granted, but Hypno uses that move on you...
I wish for a Sneasel plushie!!!

darkpokeball April 23rd, 2012 4:56 PM

Granted, but it's from a PokePasta and proceeds to brutally destroy you.

I wish that somebody wrote a PokePasta about a Sneasel Plushie, so I could reference it.

ZalelikesCookies May 1st, 2012 7:24 PM

Wish Granted but the story is sooo scary that it traumatized you for life and you now have a fear of reading

I wish that Spiritomb and Sableye lost their Dark type Attribute and become ghost type

darkpokeball May 1st, 2012 7:31 PM

Granted, but something horrible occurred! A mix-up has caused Spiritomb and Sableye to lose all their types...thus becoming Missingno's...thus never being created in the first place, and now demoted to fakemon.

I wish that Pikachu could find a samurai to love him/her.

TheFattestSnorlax May 20th, 2012 4:17 PM

Granted but Pikachu does not like the Samurai's Metapod.

I wish that Magikarp was more useful.

Skystrike May 20th, 2012 4:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheFattestSnorlax (Post 7183973)
Granted but Pikachu does not like the Samurai's Metapod.

I wish that Magikarp was more useful.

Granted. However, during a visit to the Hall of Fame, a Trainer's Magikarp gives the Power of Usefulness to Snorlax. Using their new found usefulness Magikarp and Snorlax take to power over Pokemon. Finally they overthrow Arceus, and everyone's forced to bow down to a sleeping bear and a flopping Magikarp.

And to think this could've been stopped...

I wish that Snorlax wouldn't sleep so much and wouldn't be so slow. SNORLAX, B MOR USEFUL! oh, but TheFattestSnorlax, stay fat, though.

Porynoir May 21st, 2012 12:31 PM

Granted, but the same scenario you just said happens.

I wish Porygon-Z had a better speed stat.

Skystrike May 21st, 2012 12:41 PM

Granted. In exchange for Porygon-Z's new 999 speed base stat, all other stats become 1.

I wish to travel in the computer on a Porygon.

SolarAbusoru May 21st, 2012 12:43 PM

Granted, but you'll cause seizures in a million children.

I wish to own a house made of Rare Bones

Skystrike May 21st, 2012 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SolarAbusoru (Post 7185045)
Granted, but you'll cause seizures in a million children.

I wish to own a house made of Rare Bones

Granted, then they turn into DRY Bones. :P

I wish for nuggets! Then I can sell them!

Porynoir May 21st, 2012 1:02 PM

Granted, they were chicken nuggets.

I wish for a Dusknoir bodyguard irl!

Skystrike May 21st, 2012 1:18 PM

Granted. That doesn't work. Every attack happens to go through your Dusknoir and hits you.

I wish for a Magikarp! :)

footontable May 22nd, 2012 4:05 PM

Granted, except the while you and Magikarp are hanging out on the beach the next day, Magikarp uses splash, and splashes away into the water, to never be seen again.

I wish for a Piloswine to cuddle with!


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