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Granted, but they would attack you.
I wish Jirachi would stop the madness with today's politics. |
Granted, but pollution is the enemy!!!
I wish I saw Diglett's feet. |
Granted, but the madness would make the world explode.
I wish people would stop thinking that Mew is the cutest Pokemon and find out that jirachi is the cutest. |
Granted, but next comes Shaymin.
I wish Panpour and Simipour will open their eyes. |
Granted, but their eyes shoot a deadly laser at you.
I wish more people respected Jirachi. |
Granted, but Victin says it's unfair.
I wish I saw Pokemon blood, in science. |
Granted, but the blood samples were confiscated by the Pokémon's Equity Union.
I wish that more people liked Jirachi. |
Granted, in fact I become best friends with it...and I happen to have a wish stone. As I prepare to make a wish, Team Rocket steals it and then wishes for Jirachi to be evil and help them take over the world. So, now Team Rocket rules the world.
I wish that I had the power to stop Team Rocket's tyranny! |
Granted, but then Team Galactic strikes!
I wish I could visit the Pokemon world for a month. |
Granted, but you are a Weedle lost in Icefall Cave.
I wish I was a Pokemon Gym leader. |
Granted, but now you would wish you were a Bug-Catcher like me <:C
I wish I saw under Snorunt's coat. |
Granted, but the view is so horrifying that you freeze of shock.
I wish I had the power of hypnosis. |
Granted, but Hypno uses that move on you...
I wish for a Sneasel plushie!!! |
Granted, but it's from a PokePasta and proceeds to brutally destroy you.
I wish that somebody wrote a PokePasta about a Sneasel Plushie, so I could reference it. |
Wish Granted but the story is sooo scary that it traumatized you for life and you now have a fear of reading
I wish that Spiritomb and Sableye lost their Dark type Attribute and become ghost type |
Granted, but something horrible occurred! A mix-up has caused Spiritomb and Sableye to lose all their types...thus becoming Missingno's...thus never being created in the first place, and now demoted to fakemon.
I wish that Pikachu could find a samurai to love him/her. |
Granted but Pikachu does not like the Samurai's Metapod.
I wish that Magikarp was more useful. |
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And to think this could've been stopped... I wish that Snorlax wouldn't sleep so much and wouldn't be so slow. SNORLAX, B MOR USEFUL! oh, but TheFattestSnorlax, stay fat, though. |
Granted, but the same scenario you just said happens.
I wish Porygon-Z had a better speed stat. |
Granted. In exchange for Porygon-Z's new 999 speed base stat, all other stats become 1.
I wish to travel in the computer on a Porygon. |
Granted, but you'll cause seizures in a million children.
I wish to own a house made of Rare Bones |
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I wish for nuggets! Then I can sell them! |
Granted, they were chicken nuggets.
I wish for a Dusknoir bodyguard irl! |
Granted. That doesn't work. Every attack happens to go through your Dusknoir and hits you.
I wish for a Magikarp! :) |
Granted, except the while you and Magikarp are hanging out on the beach the next day, Magikarp uses splash, and splashes away into the water, to never be seen again.
I wish for a Piloswine to cuddle with! |
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