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Granted. But it's rotten and crawling with maggots.
I wish maggots didn't exist. |
Granted. But because of my food filled with maggots, they're reborn.
I wish I could have any movies I want, whenever I want. |
Granted. Then you learn that you absolutely hate movies.
I wish that I could have more wishes. XD |
Granted. But at your first wish, Jirachi didn't like it so he wished that you explode and *BOOM!*
I wish I could go on a PKMN journey in real life. |
Granted, but your attempt to capture Arceus resulted in your immediate termination. [/pessimism]
I wish I could fly! |
Granted. But you crash into a plane.
I wish I could breathe underwater. |
Granted. But Gyarados ate you.
I wish I could be Red. |
You are now a puddle of strawberry jam.
I wish I could buy Max Revives. |
Granted but they cost 9,999,999,999 pokedollers. Way more than you can carry
I wish I had either a beartic in real life that wasnt hostile |
Granted. But the Beartic ended up dying as a result of global warming and because you live in Florida.
I wish I had gravity defying hair like Blue. |
You get the hair, and immediately gets many, many scientific experiments done on your hair.
I wish for more Pokemon crossovers with other games. |
Granted. They all are crossovers of [insert horrible game here] and Pokemon. So they all suck.
I wish that all the National Pokedex Pokemon were available in the wild in Black 2. |
Granted, but... do I even need to say this? There aren't enough boxes to store them all.
I wish Jirachi would grant me a wish. |
Wish granted. That was the wish Jirachi gave you.
I wish there were a new Pokemon type. |
Granted. It was the Honey type, who sucks even more than a Magikarp.
I wish I was the only one in the world. |
You eventually die because you don't know how to harvest resources.
I wish my Fakemon can get into the games. |
They can! Thank Arceus for hacking tools.
I wish for a Groudon to appear above my school when I'm not at the school. |
Granted! But your entire city is destroyed.
I wish for 100 wishes. |
Granted...again...JIRACHI DIDN'T LIKE YOUR FIRST WISH SO HE WISHED YOU EXPLODE AND *BOOM!*
Wish a Pikachu would shock me. |
You die
I wish I could ride a lapras |
Granted, But the lapras runs off a cliff o;
I wish i could speak to a lapras o.o |
Granted. But accidentally Lapras uses Aurora Beam in you and you die.
Wish I could have a Shiny Porigon Z... |
You can, but it's level 1.
It's just for brags in that case. I wish for my classmate Martin to get eaten by an angry... Let's say... Charizard? |
The charizard eats you too.
I wish I was a gym leader! |
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@Honeyman: Granted. But you will be the worst gym leader ever. I wish I was Red from the Manga. |
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