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Gitty! Is that a word? Ummm... Who cares! *Pours Duck Sauce on Carlito*
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I'm so pretty...oh so pretty...I'm so pretty and witty and SQUISHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*grabs Ratchet from banner*
Ratchet! Shoot Billy with your Plasma Storm! *wipes dead skin off* You'll pay for that, Billy... |
Eat Shock Cannon!Mhuahahah!Eat Rynocirator!Mhuahaha!
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SQUISHY!?!?!?!Wow... Thats good. You are a genious!
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Squishy?As in Destoy all Sqisheys?I LIVE THAT SONG!
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Yup!
Hey I never gave SPon11 a name! You can be Elza! Cool: Geraldo-Me Carlito-Billybob Jorge-FEMP Michelle-Star Kylie-Dark Pikachu Jimmy-Dark Magician |
Eliza=Spoon
Destoy All Organic Life..life..life! |
I'm Jorge! How is that pronounced? Oh well! Who wants pie?
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Its pronounced Horge.(with the accent on the E)
Eat Plasma!*shoots plasma* |
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How did it go again? Something the end of organic life... *takes out quackinise* Prepare to be quackified! MWAHAHAHA! |
On no!*Quack-o-Blitz's*Eat that!
It like: Hey robots,what about them Squishes? *music*All around the galaxy we play a second-role! We need to, rise-up and Fight! Detroy all squishes! Destroy All organic life..Life....Life! |
Where's Jeremy?
He tends to make this thread more.....funner! :D |
*Pulls out a mic, and the spot light hits me.*
I'm a goofy goober! ROCK! You're a goofy goober ROCK! We're all goofy goobers! ROCK! Goofy goofy, goober goober! ROCK! Put your toys away Well, all I gotta say When you tell me not to play, I say "No way!" No no no no no way "I'm a kid", you say When you say I'm a kid, I say "say it again!" and then I say "Thanks" "Thank you very much" So, if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me Go ahead and try, the kid inside will set you free I'm a goofy goober! ROCK! You're a goofy goober ROCK! We're all goofy goobers! ROCK! Goofy goofy, goober goober! ROCK! |
SEe what I mean!?
*points at the funnerness* GOOFY GOOBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anywho, what now? |
YAY! GOOFY GOOBERNESSISHNESS! Who wants Pie?
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Ooooooooh..........PIE!!!!!
*swipes pie away from Jorge!* MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
*Song switches.*
Oww, Ow Ow, Ow, Oww, Ow Ow OKIE OK OK! Guess who's back? Back again! Jeremy's back Tell some men! Now everyone report to the dance floor! To the dance floor, to the dance floor! Now everyone report to the dance floor! Alright Stop...Monstä time! Come here little newbies, On my lap! Guess who's back with a brand new rap! And I don't mean rap as in a new case of user molestation accusation! Aah aah aah aah aah! No worries, Jeremy's got a brand new bag of toys! What else could i possibly do to make noise? I done touched on everything, but little boys! That's not a stab at Micheal, That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho! I go a little bit crazy sometimes, I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes! Good god, dip, do a little slide! Bend down, touch your toes and just glide! Up the center of the dance floor! Tee pee for my bunghole and it's cool if you let one go! Nobody's gonna know who'd hear it! Give a little poot poot, it's ok! FART! Oops my cd just skipped! And everyone just heard you let one rip! Now I'm gonna make you dance! Get your chance, Yeah boy shake that thang, Oops i mean girl girl girl girl! Girl you know you're my world! Alright now lose it! Aah aah aah aah aah! Just lose it! Aah aah aah aah aah! Go crazy! Aah aah aah aah aah! Oh baby! Aah aah! Oh baby baby aah aah! It's Friday and it's my day! Used to party all the way to sunday, Maybe till monday, I dunno what day, Everday's just a holiday! Crusin' on the freeway, Feelin' kinda breezy, Got the top down, let my hair blow! I dunno where i'm goin', All I know is when i get there, Someones gonna touch my body, Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk, But I'm feel just a little stressed out from work! Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair? Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out...there! What's yo' name girl? What's yo' sign? Rudy: Man, you must be out your mind! Rudy aah aah! Beer goggles, blind! I'm just trying to unwind! Now I'm gonna make you dance! Get your chance, Yeah boy shake that thang, Oops i mean girl girl girl girl! Girl you know you're my world! Alright now lose it! Aah aah aah aah aah! Just lose it! Aah aah aah aah aah! Go crazy! Aah aah aah aah aah! Oh baby! Aah aah! Oh baby baby aah aah! It's Tuesday and I'm locked up! I'm in jail and I don't know what happend! They say I was running butt naked, Down the street screaming Aah aah aah aah aah! Well I'm sorry, I don't remember, All I know is this much I'm not guilty! They said save it, Boy we caught you on tape Yelling at an old lady, touch my body! Now this is the part where the rap breaks down! it's real intense no one makes a sound! Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now! The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves! A step back to reality! Look it's B.Rabbit! You signed me up to battle? I'm a big boi! chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba! I don't have any lines to go right here so! chuba chuba chuba tellatubie! Fellas! What! Fellas! What! Grab you left butt, make the right one jealous! What? Black girls! White girls! Skinny girls! Fat girls! Tall girls Small girls! I'm calling all girls! Everyone report to the dance floor! It's your chance for a little romance on! Butt squeezin it's the season! Just go aah aah aah aah! so appeasing! Now I'm gonna make you dance! Get your chance, Yeah boy shake that thang, Oops i mean girl girl girl girl! Girl you know you're my world! Alright now lose it! Aah aah aah aah aah! Just lose it! Aah aah aah aah aah! Go crazy! Aah aah aah aah aah! Oh baby! Aah aah! Oh baby baby aah aah! Mmmmm touch my body! Mmmmm touch my body! Ooh boy just touch my body! I mean girl just touch my body body body... |
*Steals pie and throws at Jeremy* Hey Geraldo... Do you have a name For Jeremy?
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Jeremy can be Whitney!
Anywho, Jeremy I wouldn't say anything like that. I'd play along! lolz! :D |
*Eats pie.* Shh, there's a user named Whitney. XD
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There is a user named Whitney? Who knew... oh well... um... lets call you Yuffie!
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BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! MY EYES! MY EYES!
Lima, Lento, Soy, Impento, Navy, Nothern, AND GARBONZO! Kidneys and Frijoles Negros: I LOVE BEANS! I love beans! Whoo-whoo-whoo! I love beans! How bout you? Hi in fiber! Low in fat! I betcha didn't know that! When I eat beans I sit in my own little cloud. Nobody comes to visit me... In my little cloud... I don't know why! Maybe 'cause I'm cuttin' muffins...because... I love beans! Hey hey hey! I love beans everyday! Beans are an excellent source of protein! I LOVE BEAN! DODODO! *bows and breaks all instruments ferociously* YEAH!!! |
Call me Monstä!
Why? Cuz I put teh "F" "U" in fun! XD *Dances.* |
I just beat fire red! Woot!
*does the I beat fire red dance* I beat fire rehed! I beat fire rehed! |
Ok then. You're now Bobert!
Hey there Bobert! http://pokecommunity.com/images/smilies/Normal/wink.gif Anywho, my turn to reword a song! lolz Geraldo Stefani - Rich Girl Lyrics If I was a Rich Girl nanananananananana See, I'd have all the Girls in the world, if I was a wealthygirl No Jeremy could test me, impress me, my cash flow would never everend Cause I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthygirl Think what that money could bringI'd buy everything Clean out Toys R Us In my parachute pants No, wouldn't just have one hood A Hollywood mansion if I could Please book me first class to my fancy house in London town All the riches baby, won't mean anything All the riches baby, don't bring what your cooking can bring All the riches baby, won't mean anything Don't need no other baby Your cookin' is better than gold and I know If I was rich girl nanananananananana See, I'd have all the guys in the world, if I was a wealthygirl No FEMP could test me, impress me, my cash flow would never everend Cause I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthygirl I'd get me four Harajuku girls to Inspire me and they'd come to my rescue I'd dress them wicked, I'd give them names Jeremy, Jorge, Carlito, Kylie Hurry up and come and save me All the riches baby, won't mean anything All the riches baby, don't bring what your Cooking can bring All the riches baby, won't mean anything Don't need no other baby Your cookin' is better than gold and I know [Jeremy:]Come together all over the world From the hoods of Japan Harajuku girls What? It's all love What? Give it up What? (shouldn't matter) What? Come together all over the world From the hood of Japan Harajuku girls What? It's all the love What? Give it up What? (shouldn't matter)What happened to my life? Turned up side down Chicks dat blew ya mind, ding, it's the second round Original track and ring You know you can't buy these things See Stefani and her L.A.M.B I rock the fetish people you knowwho I am Yes ma'am, we got the style that's wicked I hope you can all keep up We climbed all the way from the bottom to the top of the escalators now we ain't gettin' nothing but low If I was rich girl nananananananananana See, I'd have all the people in the world, if I was a wealthygirl No mouse could test me, impress me, my cash flow would never everend Cause I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthygirl |
Sweeties, call me Monstä, or get the kiss of death from me!!!
*Kisses Rudy.* |
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Bwahahahahaha! *awaits kiss of death*:D |
My name is Apricotty Pickets! No one forget it!
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*Forgets.* What's your name again? XD
*Gives Rudy TEH KISS0R OF DEATH!!!!111ONEONE* |
Yay random, this is easily the best thread of FTIP :P
*climbs on top of Winona's gym* http://67.18.37.17/1570/93/emo/hammer.gif |
Thankie sweetie, for I am the creator of the thread! You are the fusion of Abby and Sawah and... ARG! Now I know why nobody likes the Matrix dialog! VISA V!
XD *Dresses up like Neo.* XD |
Dopn't forget I'm a fusion of Tig too! XD
I can't fit that bit on my user title :P *jumps off Winona's gym and gets sucked into a vortex to a new Pokémon region* http://67.18.37.17/1570/93/emo/bounce.gif Me and ]00 are the eladers of randomness and insanity |
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*coughpromiseofpcdominationisunclaimableandhasnocashvalue* XD |
I guess the most random thing I've ever done was when I stole this blokes hat then set fire to it.
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wow! This thread hasn't been rated as SPAM!!! xD Cool! Now we can have fun without being governed by HITLER! xD *starts jumping on a bubblegum pig*
*pours acid on himself* woah nice shower! $_% <---- ningi's face after shower |
yay! random stuff!
*Jumps off of cliff* ....wait a minute i always jump off of cliffs! but its fun! |
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*cough.*youknowyouwanttoworshipjeremycuzjeremypwnzandclaireistehevilcomeondoitforthecookieandthedstheyneedgoodhomes!*cough.* |
This thread is awesome... And I saw my name in Geraldo's Song *Throws Killer Rabid Really Bad Country Music CD's at Everyone*
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*does the Scandanavian Jig*
I need a cup of eggnog That's what I need I leave in a pork bog! And eat chicken feed! I like to eat my shoes And I need to lick the sand I despise all the news And my clone is in my band I need something that starts with P And ends in "orn"... Someone, I'm gonna pith Cause we're havin' popcorn! I have a speaker on my knee I have water in my eyes I just need to stop and pee Because it's wet pants I do despise >.< ^I just made that whole thing up! |
ALL YOUR COOKIES BELONG TO ME!
*Takes cookies.* |
Santa Claus wants Carlito to go to McDonalds on Valentines Day so he could pickle his cranberries!
WAFFLES![/color] |
WHERE'S THE GOOFY GOOBERS?!?!?!?! *Runs.*
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GOOFY GOOBERS ARE HERE!!!!!~
*received kiss of death from Jeremy* I need...C.....P.....R! |
My Eight year old cousin said Santa Claus Wasn't real! But she Is A Chronalogical Liar! And He is SOOOOOO real! I'm a beliver!
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Santa Claus has a big butt!
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE THOSE OTHER BROTHER'S CAN'T DENY WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY-BITTY WASTE AND THAT ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE YOU GET-- ...feelings... |
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I'd rather not say. lol Where's Bobert? *looks for Bobert* |
*Throws a Pokéball at a trainer's head who has Roselia* http://67.18.37.17/1570/93/emo/bounce.gif
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Ow! Who threw that? That's it! I'm gona...I'm gona...I'm gona... *Cries.*
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*gives tissue* *runs around acting hyper* *runs through wall* That felt good! XD
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*starts dancing and singing*
Miffy! A cute little bunny! Miffy! A smart little bunny! Miffy! A friendly little bunny! Miffy.....! And friends! |
*Runs and tackles Taki, then crashes and breaking 20 trees.*
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*eats the paper towel* *throws up on computer* *runs away from a big, red dog*
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Um.........
HI!!!!!!!!!!! BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away* |
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YEA!
That's Awesome! I love that link! I'm gonna mail it to my buddies! :D |
WHY IS TEH THREAD SLOWING DOWN?!?!/!/1/1!/!/!/1?!!
*SPAMS.* Hehee, worship me sweeties. XD |
YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!old thread, but YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*starts singing the gooofy goober theme song* YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*starts singing the rock version*YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you for starting this thread, I can let my energy out. Sawrah |
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HI BOBERT!!!!!!!! |
*trips* *falls on ground* No, I wasn't bowing to PIKA2, I tripped! Really! XD
*drops paint can on wall* |
Randomness!
Random!!!!!!!!! Randomnezz!!11oneone! |
Oh come on people! We can't let this thread die out!
*thinks* What we need here.is a FOODFIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! *tosses iron covered cheeseball at next poster* |
MAN: "It's free sir."
BUYER: "Ok here,I'm finally getting Smackdown vs Raw! Yeah. " BUYER: "Oh no! I forgot my money,be back soon!" MAN: "Wait! This is free!" MAN2: "May I get that copy?" MAN: "Okay....but I'm notting paying for it." MAN2: "o_0" |
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*tosses Maroon 5 at next poster!* I just happen to be watching their video for Sunday Morning |
I LOVE this thread! *hugs thread* It's so nice to me XD
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Grr.......this thread lost it's pizzahz!
NO PIZZAHZ!!!! WHY"D YOU LEAVE US!!!!????? *sobs uncontrollably* |
*gasps and stares at big, red dog* Could it possibly be...? No... oh, but is it? Yes, it is! IT'S CLIFFORD THE DOG! [XD] *force-feeds Clifford Miffy and Mixie from ABC [some cartoon pink rabbit toy that presents the Teletubbies, etc.]* Yah! Yah! XD
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*Flops on the floor*
Someone catch me! Someone catch me! I give them bad luck! |
*Catches and drops.* l00k i m s0 l33t!!!11oneoneone
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NO!!!!!!
The thread is dying! *gives thread and people CPR* |
*Takes a deep breath.*
*Runs around butt naked screaming AHH AHH AHH AHH! While farting at the speed of light, and poking all the people with pointy ice cream, and throwing papers that says "LUKE I'M YOUR FATHER'S MOTHER'S SISTER'S BROTHER'S COUSIN'S BESTFRIEND'S ROOMMATE!" And pole dancing with a sword, and taunted confused and enraged sharks, while making fun of my nakedness.* Whew! |
THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO FOR A COLD IS TO STAY IN YOUR ROLLER COASTER, GET PLENTY OF REST, AND DRINK LOTS OF MAPLE SYRUP! FOR THOSE ACHES AND UMBRELLAS, TAKE ASPIRIN EVERY 642 HOURS, AND BE SURE TO CALL YOUR ALARM CLOCK IF YOUR TEMPERATURE GOES UP! SOME PURPLE TEA OR ELEPHANT SOUP CAN ALSO HELP A NASTY COLD! AND DON'T FORGET TO ATTACK YOUR NOSE WITH SOFT TISSUES! OTHERWISE, YOU COULD END UP LOOKING LIKE RUDOLPH, THE RED-NOSED ORANGUTAN!
ALSO, WHILE TRASPORTING TO JUPITER, REMEMBER THAT LICKING DOORKNOBS IS OFFICIALLY ILLEGAL!!! |
*stares at Jeremy in aw and wonder* o.0 :D
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Alright, I'll get nasty...
Spoon had an unusual experience yesterday with some dogs from outer space. She was walking in Walt Disney World when she ran into three very creepy people. "They looked quite weird," she said. The purple one had a gigantic toothbrush, and the red one had four balls. They were friendly, however, and let her see their space car. It was monkey-shaped, and she noticed severel round pigs in its sides. Inside, it was filled with all sorts of carpets. Spoon was very interested, and when one of the space people took out a pen and showed it to her, she gave him her personal butt as a present. Scientists think they came from Kentucky. ^^That's a Madlib I did by myself. |
That's hilarious. Hope you don't mind If I tinker with it! :D
Jeremy had an unusual experience yesterday with some TACOS from TACO BELL. She He was walking in Yahoo! when she ran into three very creepy people. "They looked quite nice," she he said. The purple one had a gigantic FOOT, and the red one had four pool sticks. They were friendly, however, and let her see their space car. It was Peanut-shaped, and she noticed severel square watermelons in its sides. Inside, it was filled with all sorts of chickens. Jeremy was very interested, and when one of the space TACOS took out a sauce packet and showed it to her, she gave him herhis personal finger as a present. Loons think they came from Kentucky Fried Chicken. |
LOL, I like mine better...here's another...
Coach: Okay, it's time for this afternoon's football practice! All you candy wrappers who want to try out for the team line up here by this foot stool! Girl: I'm ready. I want to play funny back. Coach: Hold it! You're a girl. We only have cards on the team. Girl: How come? I'm as good as any board! I weigh 500 pounds and I can run faster than Walt Disney! Coach: But what if you have to tackle someone? Girl: I have a helmet to protect my motorcycle and I will get some soap pads and also Harold guards. Coach: I still don't think your hairy enough. :laugh: Girl: Listen. Just give me a wooden board and I'll be a female Arnold Schwartsamagerman. Yay! It's a masterpiece! I have funnier ones, but I think they're so inapropriate, I'd have to censor it :laugh: |
That is hilarious!
Post them anyways! What is the Spontaneous Acts of Randomness thread for if not Randomness?! o.0 |
It has a lot of boobs and butts and poops in it, though O_o[/color]
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I see nothing worng with that.,,....:D j/k
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lolz what's this thread doing now, how do i do those stories? XD
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Those are madlibs!
Ask Spon for more info! lolz Anywho....TACOS!!!!! |
*Bounces on Spoon*
Look! It's a killer rabbit! *hides in a riofjriohfirh* |
*Runs around like a drunk monkey Throwing Spam flavored, Mashed potato Covered, Icecicles at jeremy and rudy*
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*eats icicle as last meal before dying of tiredness....*
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*Throws ninja sporks at Rudy*
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Don't neglect your scalp! Even though you don't know it, your scalp may be gone! This can cause your hair to turn bloody and veiny. An invisible scalp is due to overactivity on the part of the butt:D and to excessive production of the ***** normally present in th skin. For a healthy scalp, was your head carefully every night in non-purified water and then take a hot butt :/ Shampoo. Then massage your crud:D for five minutes with a sharp knife. If you suffer from pink hair, soak your buns:D regularly in a barrel of vinegar. Good luck!
I sensored one word...even though it wouldn't originally be sensored :nervous: |
I put the "F" "U" in fun!
*Laughs.* |
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Spongebob put the F U in fun! :D |
F is for friends who do stuff together!
U is for you and me! N is for anywhere, anytime at all! Down here in the deep blue sea! F is for fire to burn down the whole town! U is for Uranium...bombs! N is for no survivors, when-- Plankton! That's not what fun is about! Try it like this: F is for friends who do stuff together! U is for you and me! N is for anywhere anytime at all! Down here in the deep blue sea! F is for frolicking in the flowers! U is for Ukulele! N is for nose-picking, sharing gum, and sand licking! Down here in the deep blue sea! |
LOL buns
SPon11 >.> Look! made you look! *kills herself* |
Oh no! My thread gotten boring! Oh well...
*Farts.* |
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I must perform CPR! *Goes to Ri, and takes her money.* XD
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Jeremy... sign into MSN NOW!!!!!!! lolz
*climbs up onto Big Ben, superglues Jeremy to the second hand, and watches him* |
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Oh no sweeties, I've been super glued! *Rips off close to excape.* XD
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*covers eyes and passes Jeremy parachute and flies down in a helicopter* Sorry dude! lolz
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*Dies* Well, that was weird. XD Wait, why am I still speaking? *Stops speaking* That's better. XD
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Jeremy put your clothes back on!
*covers eyes* Is Karli Fainted? Is she in need of CPR?! |
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