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FireEmporer December 12th, 2004 4:35 PM

Gitty! Is that a word? Ummm... Who cares! *Pours Duck Sauce on Carlito*

Vincent Valentine December 12th, 2004 4:36 PM

I'm so pretty...oh so pretty...I'm so pretty and witty and SQUISHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sankari December 12th, 2004 4:36 PM

*grabs Ratchet from banner*
Ratchet! Shoot Billy with your Plasma Storm!
*wipes dead skin off*
You'll pay for that, Billy...

Carlito-san December 12th, 2004 4:37 PM

Eat Shock Cannon!Mhuahahah!Eat Rynocirator!Mhuahaha!

FireEmporer December 12th, 2004 4:38 PM

SQUISHY!?!?!?!Wow... Thats good. You are a genious!

Carlito-san December 12th, 2004 4:39 PM

Squishy?As in Destoy all Sqisheys?I LIVE THAT SONG!

Vincent Valentine December 12th, 2004 4:41 PM

Yup!

Hey I never gave SPon11 a name!
You can be Elza!
Cool:

Geraldo-Me
Carlito-Billybob
Jorge-FEMP
Michelle-Star
Kylie-Dark Pikachu
Jimmy-Dark Magician

Carlito-san December 12th, 2004 4:42 PM

Eliza=Spoon

Destoy All Organic Life..life..life!

FireEmporer December 12th, 2004 4:46 PM

I'm Jorge! How is that pronounced? Oh well! Who wants pie?

Carlito-san December 12th, 2004 4:53 PM

Its pronounced Horge.(with the accent on the E)

Eat Plasma!*shoots plasma*

Sankari December 12th, 2004 4:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybob
Eliza=Spoon

Destoy All Organic Life..life..life!

That songs been in my head forever...
How did it go again?
Something the end of organic life...
*takes out quackinise*
Prepare to be quackified! MWAHAHAHA!

Carlito-san December 12th, 2004 4:57 PM

On no!*Quack-o-Blitz's*Eat that!
It like:

Hey robots,what about them Squishes?
*music*All around the galaxy we play a second-role!
We need to, rise-up and Fight!
Detroy all squishes!
Destroy All organic life..Life....Life!

Vincent Valentine December 12th, 2004 6:04 PM

Where's Jeremy?

He tends to make this thread more.....funner! :D

Jeremy December 12th, 2004 6:17 PM

*Pulls out a mic, and the spot light hits me.*

I'm a goofy goober!
ROCK!
You're a goofy goober
ROCK!
We're all goofy goobers!
ROCK!
Goofy goofy, goober goober!
ROCK!

Put your toys away
Well, all I gotta say
When you tell me not to play, I say "No way!"
No no no no no way
"I'm a kid", you say
When you say I'm a kid,
I say "say it again!" and then I say "Thanks"
"Thank you very much"
So, if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try, the kid inside will set you free


I'm a goofy goober!
ROCK!
You're a goofy goober
ROCK!
We're all goofy goobers!
ROCK!
Goofy goofy, goober goober!
ROCK!

Vincent Valentine December 12th, 2004 6:19 PM

SEe what I mean!?
*points at the funnerness*
GOOFY GOOBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anywho, what now?

FireEmporer December 12th, 2004 6:33 PM

YAY! GOOFY GOOBERNESSISHNESS! Who wants Pie?

Vincent Valentine December 12th, 2004 6:37 PM

Ooooooooh..........PIE!!!!!

*swipes pie away from Jorge!*

MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeremy December 12th, 2004 6:40 PM

*Song switches.*

Oww, Ow Ow, Ow, Oww, Ow Ow

OKIE OK OK!

Guess who's back?
Back again!
Jeremy's back
Tell some men!
Now everyone report to the dance floor!
To the dance floor, to the dance floor!
Now everyone report to the dance floor!
Alright Stop...Monstä time!

Come here little newbies, On my lap!
Guess who's back with a brand new rap!
And I don't mean rap as in a new case of user molestation accusation!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
No worries, Jeremy's got a brand new bag of toys!
What else could i possibly do to make noise?
I done touched on everything, but little boys!
That's not a stab at Micheal,
That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho!
I go a little bit crazy sometimes,
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes!
Good god, dip, do a little slide!
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide!
Up the center of the dance floor!
Tee pee for my bunghole and it's cool if you let one go!
Nobody's gonna know who'd hear it!
Give a little poot poot, it's ok!
FART!
Oops my cd just skipped!
And everyone just heard you let one rip!

Now I'm gonna make you dance!
Get your chance,
Yeah boy shake that thang,
Oops i mean girl girl girl girl!
Girl you know you're my world!
Alright now lose it!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
Just lose it!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
Go crazy!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
Oh baby!
Aah aah!
Oh baby baby aah aah!

It's Friday and it's my day!
Used to party all the way to sunday,
Maybe till monday, I dunno what day,
Everday's just a holiday!
Crusin' on the freeway,
Feelin' kinda breezy,
Got the top down, let my hair blow!
I dunno where i'm goin',
All I know is when i get there,
Someones gonna touch my body,
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk,
But I'm feel just a little stressed out from work!
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out...there!
What's yo' name girl?
What's yo' sign?
Rudy: Man, you must be out your mind!
Rudy aah aah!
Beer goggles, blind!
I'm just trying to unwind!

Now I'm gonna make you dance!
Get your chance,
Yeah boy shake that thang,
Oops i mean girl girl girl girl!
Girl you know you're my world!
Alright now lose it!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
Just lose it!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
Go crazy!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
Oh baby!
Aah aah!
Oh baby baby aah aah!

It's Tuesday and I'm locked up!
I'm in jail and I don't know what happend!
They say I was running butt naked,
Down the street screaming
Aah aah aah aah aah!
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember,
All I know is this much
I'm not guilty!
They said save it,
Boy we caught you on tape
Yelling at an old lady, touch my body!
Now this is the part where the rap breaks down!
it's real intense no one makes a sound!
Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now!
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves!
A step back to reality!
Look it's B.Rabbit!
You signed me up to battle?
I'm a big boi!
chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba chuba!
I don't have any lines to go right here so!
chuba chuba chuba tellatubie!
Fellas!
What!
Fellas!
What!
Grab you left butt, make the right one jealous!
What?
Black girls!
White girls!
Skinny girls!
Fat girls!
Tall girls
Small girls!
I'm calling all girls!
Everyone report to the dance floor!
It's your chance for a little romance on!
Butt squeezin it's the season!
Just go aah aah aah aah!
so appeasing!

Now I'm gonna make you dance!
Get your chance,
Yeah boy shake that thang,
Oops i mean girl girl girl girl!
Girl you know you're my world!
Alright now lose it!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
Just lose it!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
Go crazy!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
Oh baby!
Aah aah!
Oh baby baby aah aah!

Mmmmm touch my body!
Mmmmm touch my body!
Ooh boy just touch my body!
I mean girl just touch my body body body...

FireEmporer December 12th, 2004 6:41 PM

*Steals pie and throws at Jeremy* Hey Geraldo... Do you have a name For Jeremy?

Vincent Valentine December 12th, 2004 6:43 PM

Jeremy can be Whitney!

Anywho, Jeremy I wouldn't say anything like that. I'd play along! lolz! :D

Jeremy December 12th, 2004 6:44 PM

*Eats pie.* Shh, there's a user named Whitney. XD

FireEmporer December 12th, 2004 6:47 PM

There is a user named Whitney? Who knew... oh well... um... lets call you Yuffie!

Sankari December 12th, 2004 6:49 PM

BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! MY EYES! MY EYES!
Lima, Lento, Soy, Impento, Navy, Nothern, AND GARBONZO! Kidneys and Frijoles Negros:
I LOVE BEANS!
I love beans!
Whoo-whoo-whoo!
I love beans! How bout you?
Hi in fiber! Low in fat!
I betcha didn't know that!
When I eat beans
I sit in my own little cloud.
Nobody comes to visit me...
In my little cloud...
I don't know why!
Maybe 'cause I'm cuttin' muffins...because...
I love beans! Hey hey hey!
I love beans everyday!
Beans are an excellent source of protein!
I LOVE BEAN! DODODO!
*bows and breaks all instruments ferociously*
YEAH!!!

Jeremy December 12th, 2004 6:49 PM

Call me Monstä!
Why?
Cuz I put teh "F" "U" in fun! XD

*Dances.*

Sankari December 12th, 2004 6:52 PM

I just beat fire red! Woot!
*does the I beat fire red dance*
I beat fire rehed! I beat fire rehed!

Vincent Valentine December 12th, 2004 6:55 PM

Ok then. You're now Bobert!

Hey there Bobert! http://pokecommunity.com/images/smilies/Normal/wink.gif

Anywho, my turn to reword a song! lolz

Geraldo Stefani - Rich Girl Lyrics

If I was a Rich Girl nanananananananana
See, I'd have all the Girls in the world, if I was a wealthygirl
No Jeremy could test me, impress me, my cash flow would never everend
Cause I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthygirl

Think what that money could bringI'd buy everything
Clean out Toys R Us
In my parachute pants
No, wouldn't just have one hood
A Hollywood mansion if I could
Please book me first class to my fancy house in London town

All the riches baby, won't mean anything
All the riches baby, don't bring what your cooking can bring
All the riches baby, won't mean anything
Don't need no other baby
Your cookin' is better than gold and I know

If I was rich girl nanananananananana
See, I'd have all the guys in the world, if I was a wealthygirl
No FEMP could test me, impress me, my cash flow would never everend
Cause I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthygirl

I'd get me four Harajuku girls to
Inspire me and they'd come to my rescue
I'd dress them wicked, I'd give them names
Jeremy, Jorge, Carlito, Kylie
Hurry up and come and save me

All the riches baby, won't mean anything
All the riches baby, don't bring what your Cooking can bring
All the riches baby, won't mean anything
Don't need no other baby
Your cookin' is better than gold and I know

[Jeremy:]Come together all over the world
From the hoods of Japan Harajuku girls
What? It's all love
What? Give it up
What? (shouldn't matter) What?
Come together all over the world
From the hood of Japan Harajuku girls
What? It's all the love
What? Give it up
What? (shouldn't matter)What happened to my life?
Turned up side down
Chicks dat blew ya mind, ding, it's the second round
Original track and ring
You know you can't buy these things
See Stefani and her L.A.M.B I rock the fetish people you knowwho I am
Yes ma'am, we got the style that's wicked
I hope you can all keep up
We climbed all the way from the bottom to the top of the escalators
now we ain't gettin' nothing but low

If I was rich girl nananananananananana
See, I'd have all the people in the world, if I was a wealthygirl
No mouse could test me, impress me, my cash flow would never everend
Cause I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthygirl

Jeremy December 12th, 2004 6:59 PM

Sweeties, call me Monstä, or get the kiss of death from me!!!
*Kisses Rudy.*

Vincent Valentine December 12th, 2004 7:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIKA2
Sweeties, call me Monstä, or get the kiss of death from me!!!
*Kisses Rudy.*

If the kiss is the punishment then I will call you Bobert!
Bwahahahahaha!
*awaits kiss of death*:D

Sankari December 12th, 2004 7:01 PM

My name is Apricotty Pickets! No one forget it!

Jeremy December 13th, 2004 4:57 AM

*Forgets.* What's your name again? XD

*Gives Rudy TEH KISS0R OF DEATH!!!!111ONEONE*

IceKitten December 13th, 2004 5:06 AM

Yay random, this is easily the best thread of FTIP :P

*climbs on top of Winona's gym* http://67.18.37.17/1570/93/emo/hammer.gif

Jeremy December 13th, 2004 5:46 AM

Thankie sweetie, for I am the creator of the thread! You are the fusion of Abby and Sawah and... ARG! Now I know why nobody likes the Matrix dialog! VISA V!
XD
*Dresses up like Neo.* XD

IceKitten December 13th, 2004 5:56 AM

Dopn't forget I'm a fusion of Tig too! XD

I can't fit that bit on my user title :P

*jumps off Winona's gym and gets sucked into a vortex to a new Pokémon region* http://67.18.37.17/1570/93/emo/bounce.gif

Me and ]00 are the eladers of randomness and insanity

Claire December 13th, 2004 8:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIKA2
DON'T WORSHIP CLAIRE!!! WORSHIP JEREMY!!! For everybody who worships me gets a free cookie!
*Cough.*restrictionsapplylimitedsupplyresultsmayvery.*Cough.*
XD

Would you rather have a jeremy cookie? Or PC domination through the worhip of an admin??
*coughpromiseofpcdominationisunclaimableandhasnocashvalue*
XD

Hour-of-chaos December 13th, 2004 9:42 AM

I guess the most random thing I've ever done was when I stole this blokes hat then set fire to it.

NiNGi December 13th, 2004 9:58 AM

wow! This thread hasn't been rated as SPAM!!! xD Cool! Now we can have fun without being governed by HITLER! xD *starts jumping on a bubblegum pig*
*pours acid on himself* woah nice shower! $_% <---- ningi's face after shower

Melody December 13th, 2004 11:04 AM

yay! random stuff!

*Jumps off of cliff*
....wait a minute i always jump off of cliffs!
but its fun!

Jeremy December 13th, 2004 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DF dadragonz
Would you rather have a jeremy cookie? Or PC domination through the worhip of an admin??
*coughpromiseofpcdominationisunclaimableandhasnocashvalue*
XD

Don't worship Claire sweeties! She is evil!!!111oneoneone Worship me, and you get a cookie AND a Nintendo DS!!
*cough.*youknowyouwanttoworshipjeremycuzjeremypwnzandclaireistehevilcomeondoitforthecookieandthedstheyneedgoodhomes!*cough.*

FireEmporer December 13th, 2004 1:45 PM

This thread is awesome... And I saw my name in Geraldo's Song *Throws Killer Rabid Really Bad Country Music CD's at Everyone*

Sankari December 13th, 2004 2:05 PM

*does the Scandanavian Jig*
I need a cup of eggnog
That's what I need
I leave in a pork bog!
And eat chicken feed!

I like to eat my shoes
And I need to lick the sand
I despise all the news
And my clone is in my band

I need something that starts with P
And ends in "orn"...
Someone, I'm gonna pith
Cause we're havin' popcorn!

I have a speaker on my knee
I have water in my eyes
I just need to stop and pee
Because it's wet pants I do despise >.<

^I just made that whole thing up!

Jeremy December 13th, 2004 2:27 PM

ALL YOUR COOKIES BELONG TO ME!
*Takes cookies.*

Sankari December 13th, 2004 2:32 PM

Santa Claus wants Carlito to go to McDonalds on Valentines Day so he could pickle his cranberries!
WAFFLES![/color]

Jeremy December 13th, 2004 3:45 PM

WHERE'S THE GOOFY GOOBERS?!?!?!?! *Runs.*

Vincent Valentine December 13th, 2004 4:06 PM

GOOFY GOOBERS ARE HERE!!!!!~
*received kiss of death from Jeremy*
I need...C.....P.....R!

FireEmporer December 13th, 2004 5:41 PM

My Eight year old cousin said Santa Claus Wasn't real! But she Is A Chronalogical Liar! And He is SOOOOOO real! I'm a beliver!

Sankari December 13th, 2004 6:03 PM

Santa Claus has a big butt!
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
THOSE OTHER BROTHER'S CAN'T DENY
WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY-BITTY WASTE
AND THAT ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE
YOU GET--

...feelings...

Vincent Valentine December 13th, 2004 6:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPon11
Santa Claus has a big butt!
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
THOSE OTHER BROTHER'S CAN'T DENY
WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY-BITTY WASTE
AND THAT ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE
YOU GET--

...feelings...

I had a question ready....but no.
I'd rather not say.
lol
Where's Bobert?
*looks for Bobert*

IceKitten December 14th, 2004 2:14 AM

*Throws a Pokéball at a trainer's head who has Roselia* http://67.18.37.17/1570/93/emo/bounce.gif

Jeremy December 14th, 2004 12:16 PM

Ow! Who threw that? That's it! I'm gona...I'm gona...I'm gona... *Cries.*

Cassie-chan December 14th, 2004 12:18 PM

*gives tissue* *runs around acting hyper* *runs through wall* That felt good! XD

Taki December 14th, 2004 12:37 PM

*starts dancing and singing*
Miffy!
A cute little bunny!
Miffy!
A smart little bunny!
Miffy!
A friendly little bunny!
Miffy.....!
And friends!

Jeremy December 14th, 2004 12:50 PM

*Runs and tackles Taki, then crashes and breaking 20 trees.*

Cassie-chan December 14th, 2004 2:58 PM

*eats the paper towel* *throws up on computer* *runs away from a big, red dog*

Vincent Valentine December 14th, 2004 3:58 PM

Um.........
HI!!!!!!!!!!!
BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs away*

lighterhead2001 December 14th, 2004 5:14 PM

Dont click this!!

No, seriously don't. :P

;)













I'm srry lol couldn't help myself.

Vincent Valentine December 14th, 2004 5:29 PM

YEA!

That's Awesome!
I love that link!
I'm gonna mail it to my buddies! :D

Jeremy December 14th, 2004 5:36 PM

WHY IS TEH THREAD SLOWING DOWN?!?!/!/1/1!/!/!/1?!!

*SPAMS.*
Hehee, worship me sweeties. XD

goth_espeon3 December 14th, 2004 5:46 PM

YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!old thread, but YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*starts singing the gooofy goober theme song* YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*starts singing the rock version*YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thank you for starting this thread, I can let my energy out.
Sawrah

Vincent Valentine December 14th, 2004 5:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIKA2
WHY IS TEH THREAD SLOWING DOWN?!?!/!/1/1!/!/!/1?!!

*SPAMS.*
Hehee, worship me sweeties. XD

It's dying out cause um.....I dunno!
HI BOBERT!!!!!!!!

Cassie-chan December 14th, 2004 5:50 PM

*trips* *falls on ground* No, I wasn't bowing to PIKA2, I tripped! Really! XD

*drops paint can on wall*

lighterhead2001 December 14th, 2004 5:59 PM

Randomness!


Random!!!!!!!!!


Randomnezz!!11oneone!

Vincent Valentine December 14th, 2004 6:46 PM

Oh come on people! We can't let this thread die out!
*thinks*
What we need here.is a
FOODFIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
*tosses iron covered cheeseball at next poster*

Knuckles December 14th, 2004 6:53 PM

MAN: "It's free sir."
BUYER: "Ok here,I'm finally getting Smackdown vs Raw! Yeah. "
BUYER: "Oh no! I forgot my money,be back soon!"
MAN: "Wait! This is free!"
MAN2: "May I get that copy?"
MAN: "Okay....but I'm notting paying for it."
MAN2: "o_0"

Vincent Valentine December 14th, 2004 6:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knuckles
MAN: "It's free sir."
BUYER: "Ok here,I'm finally getting Smackdown vs Raw! Yeah. "
BUYER: "Oh no! I forgot my money,be back soon!"
MAN: "Wait! This is free!"
MAN2: "May I get that copy?"
MAN: "Okay....but I'm notting paying for it."
MAN2: "o_0"

Um.....okay........anywho!
*tosses Maroon 5 at next poster!*
I just happen to be watching their video for Sunday Morning

Cassie-chan December 14th, 2004 7:10 PM

I LOVE this thread! *hugs thread* It's so nice to me XD

Vincent Valentine December 14th, 2004 7:42 PM

Grr.......this thread lost it's pizzahz!
NO PIZZAHZ!!!! WHY"D YOU LEAVE US!!!!?????
*sobs uncontrollably*

Kylie-chan December 14th, 2004 11:48 PM

*gasps and stares at big, red dog* Could it possibly be...? No... oh, but is it? Yes, it is! IT'S CLIFFORD THE DOG! [XD] *force-feeds Clifford Miffy and Mixie from ABC [some cartoon pink rabbit toy that presents the Teletubbies, etc.]* Yah! Yah! XD

IceKitten December 15th, 2004 3:06 AM

*Flops on the floor*

Someone catch me! Someone catch me! I give them bad luck!

Jeremy December 15th, 2004 12:40 PM

*Catches and drops.* l00k i m s0 l33t!!!11oneoneone

Vincent Valentine December 15th, 2004 6:41 PM

NO!!!!!!

The thread is dying!
*gives thread and people CPR*

Jeremy December 15th, 2004 6:59 PM

*Takes a deep breath.*

*Runs around butt naked screaming AHH AHH AHH AHH! While farting at the speed of light, and poking all the people with pointy ice cream, and throwing papers that says "LUKE I'M YOUR FATHER'S MOTHER'S SISTER'S BROTHER'S COUSIN'S BESTFRIEND'S ROOMMATE!" And pole dancing with a sword, and taunted confused and enraged sharks, while making fun of my nakedness.*

Whew!

Sankari December 15th, 2004 7:10 PM

THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO FOR A COLD IS TO STAY IN YOUR ROLLER COASTER, GET PLENTY OF REST, AND DRINK LOTS OF MAPLE SYRUP! FOR THOSE ACHES AND UMBRELLAS, TAKE ASPIRIN EVERY 642 HOURS, AND BE SURE TO CALL YOUR ALARM CLOCK IF YOUR TEMPERATURE GOES UP! SOME PURPLE TEA OR ELEPHANT SOUP CAN ALSO HELP A NASTY COLD! AND DON'T FORGET TO ATTACK YOUR NOSE WITH SOFT TISSUES! OTHERWISE, YOU COULD END UP LOOKING LIKE RUDOLPH, THE RED-NOSED ORANGUTAN!
ALSO, WHILE TRASPORTING TO JUPITER, REMEMBER THAT LICKING DOORKNOBS IS OFFICIALLY ILLEGAL!!!

Vincent Valentine December 15th, 2004 7:11 PM

*stares at Jeremy in aw and wonder* o.0 :D

Sankari December 15th, 2004 7:16 PM

Alright, I'll get nasty...
Spoon had an unusual experience yesterday with some dogs from outer space. She was walking in Walt Disney World when she ran into three very creepy people. "They looked quite weird," she said. The purple one had a gigantic toothbrush, and the red one had four balls. They were friendly, however, and let her see their space car. It was monkey-shaped, and she noticed severel round pigs in its sides. Inside, it was filled with all sorts of carpets. Spoon was very interested, and when one of the space people took out a pen and showed it to her, she gave him her personal butt as a present. Scientists think they came from Kentucky.

^^That's a Madlib I did by myself.

Vincent Valentine December 15th, 2004 7:21 PM

That's hilarious. Hope you don't mind If I tinker with it! :D
Jeremy had an unusual experience yesterday with some TACOS from TACO BELL. She He was walking in Yahoo! when she ran into three very creepy people. "They looked quite nice," she he said. The purple one had a gigantic FOOT, and the red one had four pool sticks. They were friendly, however, and let her see their space car. It was Peanut-shaped, and she noticed severel square watermelons in its sides. Inside, it was filled with all sorts of chickens. Jeremy was very interested, and when one of the space TACOS took out a sauce packet and showed it to her, she gave him herhis personal finger as a present. Loons think they came from Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Sankari December 15th, 2004 7:58 PM

LOL, I like mine better...here's another...
Coach: Okay, it's time for this afternoon's football practice! All you candy wrappers who want to try out for the team line up here by this foot stool!
Girl: I'm ready. I want to play funny back.
Coach: Hold it! You're a girl. We only have cards on the team.
Girl: How come? I'm as good as any board! I weigh 500 pounds and I can run faster than Walt Disney!
Coach: But what if you have to tackle someone?
Girl: I have a helmet to protect my motorcycle and I will get some soap pads and also Harold guards.
Coach: I still don't think your hairy enough. :laugh:
Girl: Listen. Just give me a wooden board and I'll be a female Arnold Schwartsamagerman.
Yay! It's a masterpiece! I have funnier ones, but I think they're so inapropriate, I'd have to censor it :laugh:

Vincent Valentine December 15th, 2004 8:23 PM

That is hilarious!
Post them anyways!
What is the Spontaneous Acts of Randomness thread for if not Randomness?! o.0

Sankari December 15th, 2004 8:38 PM

It has a lot of boobs and butts and poops in it, though O_o[/color]

Vincent Valentine December 15th, 2004 9:15 PM

I see nothing worng with that.,,....:D j/k

Kylie-chan December 15th, 2004 9:37 PM

lolz what's this thread doing now, how do i do those stories? XD

Vincent Valentine December 15th, 2004 9:42 PM

Those are madlibs!
Ask Spon for more info! lolz
Anywho....TACOS!!!!!

IceKitten December 16th, 2004 2:09 AM

*Bounces on Spoon*

Look! It's a killer rabbit!

*hides in a riofjriohfirh*

FireEmporer December 16th, 2004 3:35 PM

*Runs around like a drunk monkey Throwing Spam flavored, Mashed potato Covered, Icecicles at jeremy and rudy*

Vincent Valentine December 16th, 2004 3:56 PM

*eats icicle as last meal before dying of tiredness....*

FireEmporer December 16th, 2004 3:58 PM

*Throws ninja sporks at Rudy*

Sankari December 16th, 2004 4:05 PM

Don't neglect your scalp! Even though you don't know it, your scalp may be gone! This can cause your hair to turn bloody and veiny. An invisible scalp is due to overactivity on the part of the butt:D and to excessive production of the ***** normally present in th skin. For a healthy scalp, was your head carefully every night in non-purified water and then take a hot butt :/ Shampoo. Then massage your crud:D for five minutes with a sharp knife. If you suffer from pink hair, soak your buns:D regularly in a barrel of vinegar. Good luck!

I sensored one word...even though it wouldn't originally be sensored :nervous:

Jeremy December 16th, 2004 5:59 PM

I put the "F" "U" in fun!
*Laughs.*

Vincent Valentine December 16th, 2004 7:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIKA2
I put the "F" "U" in fun!
*Laughs.*

NO, no you didn't!
Spongebob put the F U in fun! :D

Sankari December 16th, 2004 7:10 PM

F is for friends who do stuff together!
U is for you and me!
N is for anywhere, anytime at all!
Down here in the deep blue sea!
F is for fire to burn down the whole town!
U is for Uranium...bombs!
N is for no survivors, when--
Plankton! That's not what fun is about! Try it like this:
F is for friends who do stuff together!
U is for you and me!
N is for anywhere anytime at all!
Down here in the deep blue sea!
F is for frolicking in the flowers!
U is for Ukulele!
N is for nose-picking, sharing gum, and sand licking!
Down here in the deep blue sea!

IceKitten December 17th, 2004 1:56 AM

LOL buns

SPon11 >.>

Look! made you look!

*kills herself*

Jeremy December 17th, 2004 2:31 PM

Oh no! My thread gotten boring! Oh well...

*Farts.*

-Riyuko- December 17th, 2004 2:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIKA2
Oh no! My thread gotten boring! Oh well...

*Farts.*

Ew...O.o; I think I'm going to faint... *looks around desperately for a nose plug but cannot find one* *holds breath* *turns purple/red/green* *faints*

xD

Jeremy December 17th, 2004 2:40 PM

I must perform CPR! *Goes to Ri, and takes her money.* XD

Kylie-chan December 17th, 2004 2:43 PM

Jeremy... sign into MSN NOW!!!!!!! lolz

*climbs up onto Big Ben, superglues Jeremy to the second hand, and watches him*

-Riyuko- December 17th, 2004 2:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PIKA2
I must perform CPR! *Goes to Ri, and takes her money.* XD

Ha. xD You're out of luck. How are you planning to steal money that I dont have? xD

Jeremy December 17th, 2004 2:47 PM

Oh no sweeties, I've been super glued! *Rips off close to excape.* XD

Kylie-chan December 17th, 2004 2:50 PM

*covers eyes and passes Jeremy parachute and flies down in a helicopter* Sorry dude! lolz

*Chikorita* December 17th, 2004 2:50 PM

*Dies* Well, that was weird. XD Wait, why am I still speaking? *Stops speaking* That's better. XD

Vincent Valentine December 17th, 2004 2:50 PM

Jeremy put your clothes back on!
*covers eyes*
Is Karli Fainted? Is she in need of CPR?!

-Riyuko- December 17th, 2004 2:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vincent Valentine
Jeremy put your clothes back on!
*covers eyes*
Is Karli Fainted? Is she in need of CPR?!

*wakes up and is still holding her breath* *exhales and flies around the room backwards like a balloon*
No...>.> I think I'm alright for now.


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