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OH NO GIANT I'M going ghost *Flies Down clif*
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NOOO! I'll save you! *breathes gorganzola-scented fire on pika-mew* Ha! Cheese stink wakes the dead.
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No one noticed I died. Yay. I'll just have to do it again. *dies*
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Aargh! Repeats previous post!! NO!!! NOT THE FART BOMBS OF DEATH AND INTIMATE DOOM!!
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*gasp* It seems a single nitrogen bomb did not work! *farts in 3 soup cans and throws them* EAT THREE, LISHA-ZILLA! Buhahahahahaha*cough*aha...*choke*ha.....*coughcoughcough*gaaaahhh...*gag*...*wheez*
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Hmm, tasty. I'd like a side dish of caviar and salad, please.
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I'll be under a rock. *sighs* Enjoy your soup can fight...
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*takes taco and puts it in bomb* Waiter! WAITER!! THERE'S A TACO IN MY FART SOUP!!!
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WTF OMG STFU ROFL AOL MSN LOL LMAO!!!! THEY DIDN'T WORK! How about... YOU FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS, PUNY ZILLA THING!
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*slips back into depressed mode* What am I gonna do? Life sucks, life sucks... *twitches*
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Wow? YOU'RE THE WAITER? YOu're awfully small for a waiter. 10x10 pixels? *eats waiter*
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*comes flying down a waterslide that materialized out of nowhere*
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In order to defeat this "Lisha-zilla" creature... I must send in my army! *Lucky Leprechuan, Tony the Tiger, Cinnamon, Trix Rabbit, Toucan Sam, and Smacks Frog come*
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*Don Patch appears*
Me: Hi Snack Food Don Patch: WHAT??? NOW YOU ARE CALLING ME SNACK FOOD TOO????? |
Yayayah!! *fails miserably at clibing up waterslide* Hi-ho, the laundry show's on! *watches it*
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omg not bobobo-bobo-bobo!!!!! That show gives me a headache -_- |
Army, get out your defenses! *they pull out rubber cereal guns*
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*depressed* Sigh...
*un-depressed* YOU FORGOT THE CHEERIOS BEE!!!!!!! *he appears alongside the other cereal mascots* |
Hey, people don't ya know that Lucky the Leprechaun is drunk? *runs away and hides in corner* Don't let him be a cereal killer.
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Mascots: Yay, Honey Bee. GROUP HUG! *they hug, and a giant tsunami washes them away*
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*Don patch jumps off clif*
WAIT FOR ME SNACK FOOD! *Jumps off Clif* Don Patch: STOP WITH THE SNACK FOOD! |
Depressed: I want to die, right now, right here.
Undepressed: EEK! Lucky, how could you? How could you turn to cannibalism? *runs away screaming* |
Ahh tsunami . . .
5 hours later . . . Great, great, great grandson! Leroy Loosejocks!! :P |
*Mailbox gets taken away* Son of a didley!
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What's a didley? Can I eat it? *goes to random Disney movie in search of cereal*
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*gasps* Shadow Scizor!!! I had no idea you were Mr. Flanders in disguise!!! O.O
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HYUCK! HIYA KIDS! It's time for Pillsbury Dough Boy!
*he walks in* HI KIDS! POKE ME IN THE TUMMY! HE HE HE HE! *a sniper is watching* Sniper: *shoots him with a handgun in the stomach* Doughboy: Hehehehe! Again again! |
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *eats it* ^^
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Nooohhh!! THE PILSBURY DOUGHBOY IS THE APOCAYPSE!!! *makes dramatic flying leap and tackles everyone out of room*
*room a splodes* |
NUU!!!! *watches room explode* My cookies were in there. :(
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*sees don patch with a mailbox*
SNACK FOOD, where did you get that mailbox Don Patch(Thinking): there he goes calling me Snack food again Don Patch: I STOLE IT FROM, SS OKAY? me: NO! SNACK FOOD RETUREN IT NOW! Don Pattch: okay but stop calling me snack food |
Look what you've done, Pika-mew! *the sky turns green and 50 foot wide chunks of cookie dough come streaking across the sky*
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COOKIE DOUGH!! THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT IT IS TO SCHNARF IT!! *schnarfs 50-foot wide cookie*
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Snack food igt's up to you FLY!
Don Patch: but i can't fly and stop calling me snack food!!! Me: oh no *Jumps off a clif* |
Or, you can get this! *pulls out a drunk Mawile and yanks the arm, the flytrap starts rapidly chomping on the cookie dough*
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Gahh, it's the . . . *gets announcer voice on*
REVENGE OF THE CLIFF JUMPING-NESS!! *jumps off cliff, then inverts* HEYY!! DON'T INSULT MY MAWILE!! *attacks you* |
Oh no! The cookie dough has now aligned itself with the army of...
*shudders* Shrimp puffs! |
NOT THE SHRIMP! ANYTHING BUT THE SHRIMP! *summons a giant egret to eat it*
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*gasp* Shrimp Puffs? OUR IMMENENT DOOM HAS BEFALLEN US!! WE'RE GONNA DIIIIIEEE!!!
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Lookee, it's Captain Spock! He, together with Egret, shall save us!
Captain Spock: *awakes from time machine, dazed and seemingly drunk* Whazit? |
Egret: AGAWK ME SNAWK *flies away*
Me: Wtf... *pause* Me: WE'RE DOOMED!!!! |
Me: No, indeed. We are not yet doomed, for there is still the toaster and Captain Spock to save us.
Spock: *disappears* Toaster: *disappears* Me:.........Oh. Crap. |
no we are not just hold on to Snack Food!
Don Patch: STOP CALLING ME SNACK FOOD! |
*gets hit by a shrimp puff* Glargawhazit? *faints*
*Big Bird comes* HAVE NO FEAR! BIG BIRD IS HERE! THIS RESCUE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER K! SPONSORED BY NUMBER 7! BROUGHT TO YOU IN PART BY THE LET---*is hit by a shrimp* |
I dunno about you guys, but I'm not staying in this doomed land any longer! Shadowfax, away! To ze Gray Havens! *jumps on horse and rides off into the...signpost*
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oh no big bird come on snack food
*Jumps off a cliff with Don Patch* Don patch: STOP CALLING ME SNACK FOOD!!!! |
Ahahaha!! I HAVE FORMULATED A PERFECT WEAPON AGAINST THE SHRIMP!!
I summon . . . *does reeeealllyyyy loooong final-fantasy-style summon* FLAMINGOS!!! *army of flamingos comes and eats shrimp* |
Uh-oh.... *gulp* Eh-heh... Guuuys, I think that the shrimp are doing something to the flamingos...
*giant XD001s are standing where the innocent flamingos once were* |
Oh no Flamingoes!!!! come on snack food
DP: STOP CALLING ME SNACK FOOD |
*gets up* Ughhh... Darn shrimp. *flies into the clouds, only to be encountered by Timmy Tooth and his inflatable airplane*
Timmy: *throws toothpaste* NOW GIMME THE MONEY FOR IT, UGLY CLAWED THING! Me: O.o *throws a bent up penny* Timmy: NOT GOOD ENOUGH! THAT COST ME A GALLON OF CRAP TO MAKE! Me: Here's a dime. *throws it into the airplane and pops it* Timmy: *falls* YOU'LL PAY DEARLY FOR THIS, MR. SCIZOR GUY THING! *dissapears beneath the clouds* Me: *laughs like Nelson Munts* Idiot... *doesn't know that XD001s are attacking* |
Snack food, smack food, smack fool! SMACK TEH FOOLS!! MARP.
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Meep. Ohgodohgodohgodohgod..... XD001 is making out with teh Super Chicken! o.o *has no idea where this sentence came from* o_O
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Xd001: KISS MY PURPLE AND WHITE BODY, FOOL! *mashes the chicken's face against it*
*Da Mutant 8 Legged Chicken comes* Mutant Chicken: CHICKLYARGINAHNS! *throws 3 of his legs at XD001 and knocks him out, then eats the chicken and runs away* |
BAHH! Chicken's my friend david's nickname . . . HE WOULDN'T MAKE OUT WITH A SHRIMP FLAMINGO.
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Problem solved. But how will we ever get home to Kansas? I miss Toto and ze Talking Snowman ever so much...
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Mutant Chicken: EAT CHICKEN! IT'S GOOD FOR YOU! *eats part of his wing*
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Since this thread is going so fast, I've decided to quote the post I'm replying to from now on.
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They took care of the Veggie-trains, I thought. *sees them going into a giant greenhouse with mutant 8 legged Bellsprouts*
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Oh yes, that Budweiser is to attract Homers. They drink it and crap inside the greenhouse, that fertilizes the soil. It is soil, isn't it? :surprised
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Yes, you're right! It's--- *chokes and faints*
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But it couldn't be... *goes mute*
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Ahh! NO NOT THE- *is drowned out by train whistle blasting*
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It could also be *extremely loud fart in the background*
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But maybe it's- *bus rumbles noisily past*
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Hmmm... Nah, I think it's *a loud jet flies overhead*
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Well, it's probably a *static is heard*
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Quite possibly. But I doubt it, it's probably a *Gets attacked by a grizzly bear and falls down a mountain, then lands in an ice cold channel full of berserk Narwhals*
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It's likely, but I'd prefer it if it were a *collapses onto the floor and starts twitching uncontrollably*
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*floats the the surface all bloody and missing a claw* N-n-n-nnno... m-m-m-maybe it's a...a...a........*sinks*
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*stops twitching and lays on the floor, panting for breath* I've figured it out!!! It's...a... *loses ability to inhale and passes out*
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hey am baaaaaaackkkkkkkkkkk
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I shall never give you another 'hell yeah', not even if the thing we keep trying to talk about unsuccessfully is a.... *passes out again*
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oh what i liked the hell yeah
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COoKiE doUgH!=me ish a noob.
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No!! Me IsH a N0Ob. 111 spam spam spam lol lol lol omg omg omg!!!
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What is your shoe size? I'd like to know!
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Neveeer!!! *jumps off a cliff*
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*catches*. That's not how you jump, this is how you jump.*jumps of same cliff*.
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No, no. *catches* Watch me. *jumps & flies*
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No, no, no... You're all wrong. It goes like this. *straps 380 pounds to chest and hops off* WHHEEE! *hits the ground at 250 mph*
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Eeww, a cat. MUTTS! *dogs come to trample me, but get distracted by the cat and eat it*
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*watches dogs eat decoy from on top of a cloud*
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WHAT TO DO? sorry about that caps lock, somebudy sent a spam AIM. i hate those people don't you?
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Yes, but that's off topic.
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OMG WTF AOL MSN WWE TNA OVW
Stupid cat. BLACK EYED PEAS! *the Black Eyed Peas come and attack the cat* |
Multiple decoys are always so effective... :P
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Wheeeeeeee!!!! *bounces*
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Senoro Moose Knuckle! Teh pwnage!!!! Mooo-haw!
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So are teh edits. Muhahaha.
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you are obbesed with cats. aren't you Tiger-chan? my dog would go crazy around other cats. You should see how my dog acts when she 'plays' with my cat
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Never!
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there is but one way to get rid of those cats.. by showing them they greatset enimess! DOGS!
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This is another way: send out your Lv100 Mightyena...
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