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Toto: *is crushed at the bottom of the cliff, is staring*
n00b: y r u lukin at me ur evel if u do tat Toto: *stares* n00b: STOP UR SKARIN ME!!!!!!!1111one Toto:*blood starts dripping out of mouth* n00b: o, ur bludy, tat meens ur ded, tats good Toto: *gets attacked by vultures* n00b: ha ha *gets attacked by a condor* |
Teh return of the.... RAPTORS!!!!!!! *is attacked by hawks, eagles, falcons, owls, vultures, and condors*
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*throws boulders* The birds have been possessed! Noooooo!!!
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*boulders crush the birds* Whew, thank goodness! Thank you for saving me from the possessed raptors, Rachel! ^^ *hugs* And there's something I have to tell you.... You know Microwave, the one we'd thought had betrayed the one person who trusted him? Well, he's really on our side, just playing the part of spy to keep the enemies thinking he's on theirs. And all this time we'd thought he'd betrayed us.... *feels guilty*
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Microwave isn't evil? Yay!!!!!!!! *hugs him* You've returned my darling Grandson!!!
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YAY!!!!! *gives Microwave a hug* Microwave, you're not so bad after all! I'm sorry we misunderstood your intentions.... *gets out a little box with a sapphire in it*
Will you marry me? |
Mircowave: Yes.
Rai: Congrats!!! I feel so happy for you two! May I be one of the bride's maids? |
Okie! ^^ *puts a crown of pink flowers in Rai's hair* And we'll also need a ringbearer.... *dials up Middle-earth Hotline*
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Frodo: Hello? What?! Of course! I'll be there Tuesday!
Rai: Yay! We have a ringbearer! But who will be the best man? |
Pika-mew: ..... *thinks* Wait a minute.... *calls up Harry Potter*
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Yay! Harry (my favorite slave) will be the best man! Now...all we need is a flower girl. Hmmm....
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Hmm, that's a hard one. How about.... I know! *whistles for Saphira, her pet dragon*
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Yes! The perfect flower girl! We'll have flaming flowers falling from the sky! How romantic!
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Very... But wasn't there something in the rule book about 'No Flaming Flowers'....? Ah well. *feeds rule book to Saphira*
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Yay! *Hears "Here comes the Bride" start to play" Hurry! Change into you're dress!
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*changes into black robes* O.O Close enough.... *gets on a broom and flies down the aisle* This is going to be the strangest wedding in history....
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Yes! But worth it! Look! There's Microwave! Doesn't he look cute in that scuba gear?
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He looks adorable! ^^ *glomps him* Such a cute little scuba-diving Death Eater.... OMG, where's the priest????....Oh, there he is. ^^ *watches giant M&M walk to the front of the aisle*
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Giant M&M: Do you Microwave, take Pika-mew as your lovely wedded wife?
Mircowave: Yes, I do. Giant M&M: And do you Pika-mew, take Microwave as your lawly wedded husband? |
Pika-mew: *takes Microwave's hand/flipper while still floating on her broom* Yes, I do.
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Giant M&M: You are now husband and wife! You may kiss teh bride!
Rai: *crying* How beautiful. |
Microwave:.......*silence for about ten minutes*........*reluctantly kisses*
Pika-mew: *blinks* I can't believe nothing random has happened to mess this up yet! Maybe we will live a somewhat normal life after all! *Saphira swoops down from the sky, throwing down flaming flowers* |
Now for your Honey Moon! Have a good time in Antartica! You love birds!
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Pika-mew: Come, my love! *Microwave gets onto the Firebolt and they ride off into the sunset towards Antarctica, dodging flaming flowers as they go*
Giant M&M: *sighs* Don't you love happy endings? *the end of the broom catches on fire in the background* |
*crying* Such a happy ending! So beatiful! I can't help, but cry!
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Meanwhile....
Pika-mew: *pulls out wand* AGUAMENTI!!!! *Pika-mew shoots water out of her wand to try to cool the flames as Microwave pours potion and chicken noodle soup on them* Back at the scene of the wedding.... Giant M&M: Yes, so happy! *cries too* |
At wedding: *everyone is crying and soon there will be a flood*
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*everyone's tears fly over to the broom, first Pokemon movie-style, and douse the flames*
Pika-mew: We're saved! *Saphira flies through and eats the broom whole* |
*Gaspies* Our favorite couple is plunging into the sea! What do we do?!?!
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*as if on cue, Saphira spits out the broom with Microwave and Pika-mew on it, only to have it land in a shark-infested sea*
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*as if on cue Digital Mage posts for no reason*
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n00b: *is still sitting there watching Toto hemmerage*
n00b: sop, ur skarin me Toto: *gurgle* *blink* n00b:UR ALYV! AHHHH MOMY *runs into the wall of the cliff* Toto: I AM ZE GHOST OF TOTO! BARK BARK! HA HA HA! BARK! n00b: HOW DOO I GET OWT UV HEER? MOMY!!! *digs a hole and gets attacked by berserk prairie dogs* |
*Bloo appears*
Me: Hey your bloo from fosters home for imangnary friends! BLOO: WHO TOLD YOU? RIPOFF ARTIST *kicks me in the shin* Me: oww! *jumps off a cliff* |
n00b: *is bloody* NOW I GOTS TAH RED STUF
Toto: *comes in the hole* BARKERZERNERS! n00b: O NO NOW TEH DAWG IZ IN TAH HOLL WUT DO I DO NOW Toto: BARK! *hemmerages all over him* n00b: O NO NOW I GOTS MOR UV TEH RED STUF *digs deeper* Toto: Muhahahaha. *throws dynamite into the hole* n00b: ooo red stik thing wit smok kumin oute Toto: 5...4...3...2... n00b: *is hugging the dynamite* u can be mai nu frend...*explodes* |
maybe this will get them to calm down!
SPARKACHU use thudershock on that n00b! Sparkachu: PI-KA-CHU!!! the n00b is parylized. it may be unable to move! |
*the exploded n00b's corpse is getting electricuted*
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*rewinds time* wow i had no clue i could do this *rewinds time* now talk about something a while ago as if it just happend! *jumps of a cliff* *jumps off a cliff again!*
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Meanwhile, in the shark-infested sea....
Pika-mew: Yay! ^^ We're gonna die! Microwave: ......... *raises an eyebrow* Pika-mew: I wuv you!!! ^^ *glomps* Microwave: *taken aback* What the....? ......Aww, I love you too. Now would you please get off me? Pika-mew: ....no. |
oh no! X.A.N.A. has taken over the sharks!
Quick to the scanner room! Transfer, ulrich! Transfer, odd! Transfer, Aelitea! Transfer, Dogboy2709 Transfer, Yumi! Scanner, Ulrich! Scanner, Odd! Scanner, Aelitea, Scanner, Dogboy2709! Scanner, Yumi! VITUALIZATION! |
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Microwave: Curse this itchy scuba suit.... Pika-mew: Well, at least you're wearing one.... *sharks get closer and start circling as Microwave and Pika-mew argue about scuba suits* |
* X.A.N.A. loggo appers in th sharks eyes*
oh now they are going to eat you and then come after me. don't worry i know how to do this so i could make you have powers like X.A.N.A. 1st step: activate a tower! 0968376389598 Tower activated 2nd step: controlled the tower to take over pika-mew to battle with the sharks* 2527450943983 (felling stronger yet) Meanwhile in lyoko: ODD: laser Arrows! Me:*jumps on X.A.N.A.'s monsters!* |
Microwave: AVADA KEDAVRA! *flash of green light kills one of the sharks*
Pika-mew: Wait, I don't think it's dead.... *shark bobs up from the water, now bearing a lightning-shaped scar on its forehead* Pika-mew: *gasps* The shark who lived! *shark floats away from the water on a broomstick and goes on to sell six books under the pen name of J.K. Rowling* |
I Got A Hold Of My Girlfriend Today! She Went To Florida For Her B-day. Oh Mine Is On Sunday!
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"I don't like this tangerine."
"No, that is a tambourine. A tangerine is what the audience is going to throw at you." - London and Maddie (The Suite Life of Zack and Cody) |
*an ugly orange fruit is playing a tamberine*
Fruit: TANGERINE WITH THE TAMBERINE, YA'LL! *gets eaten by a turd* |
How come if something says "Do not eat" on the package, it makes it that much more tempting to eat?
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Reverse psychology, friend. *waits around* It's no fun being random without Rai here! *mopes and whines as Microwave remains firmly silent and unemotional and sharks circle closer and closer*
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*poofs into this plane of existence* What's going on then. Nothing?
Ok then *plays marbles with wrecking ball* |
( meanwhile in lyoko)
Keep going you should see the tower s... OH NO! me: what is it? yhe tower is moving to sector 5 me: really? How? Aelitea: i don't know but we have to go there! wait! it might be a trap oh well, if we ever want to get to the tower we need to go to sector 5 ENTER CODE: SCIPO *transporter appears and lets out in sector 5* |
I wan towky fo tanksgivin it's da bom it taysts gud *gets hit with a brick*
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You won't wanna know what I did with my marbles. *reveals belly button, they're resting in there upon lint* *dies and falls off a cliff because of not-sound-right-ness*
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eww now thats just gross! *Throws up* *X.A.N.A.'s monsters step inside throw up* oh no here comes the sciper zoa! it's trying to take Aeliteas; memorey away!
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*sighs* We're surrounded by X.A.N.A. fanatics and not-sounding-right people.... Come, Microwave, to the Batmobile!
*Microwave and Pika-mew Apparate, which they could have done all that time but were too busy worrying about scuba suits to think of it* |
And the base keep runnin', runnin'
And runnin', runnin' In this context, there's no disrespect So when I bust my rhyme, you break your necks We got five minutes for us to disconnect From all intellect, collect the rhythm effect To lose your inhibition, follow your intuition Free your inner soul and break away from tradition Cause when we beat out, girl it's pullin' without You wouldn't believe how we wow sh*t out Burn it till it's burned out Turn it till it's turned out Act up from north, west, east, south Everybody, everybody Let's get into it, get stupid Get it started, get it started, get it started Let's get it started (ha), let's get it started in here Let's get it started (ha), let's get it started in here Let's get it started (ha), let's get it started in here Let's get it started (ha), let's get it started in here Yeah .... Oh, sorry, must be this stupid Black-Eyed Peas disease. *explodes* |
Eek! That's the worst kind! *ducks to avoid the Black-Eyed Peas plague*
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This is how you get rid of the virus and stop the plague from spreading! *jumps off a giant cliff and lands in the ocean*
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*gasp* What Ronald McDonald is the new king?! Nooooooo! He will make us eat hamburgers for the rest of eternity! *is a vegetarian*
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*is treading water, and puffins nesting on the cliff above are crapping down on me* Ohhh god. Puffin crap. *dives underwater and gets attacked by a rabid beluga*
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Pshht... shhh... Pika-Mew, Why did you have to say the C word? *gets attacked by narwhals, belugas, orcas, dolphins, and harbor porpoises*
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Yummy, turkey! ^^ *starts eating thanksgiving turkey early, oblivious to the fact that Shadow Scizor is being attacked by rabid cetaceans in the background*
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*gaspies* That turkey was......my soul mate......YOU ATE MY SOUL MATE!!!!! *runs off crying*
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*gasp* YOU SAID IT AGAIN, PIKA-MEW! *gets swallowed by a bowhead whale*
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You are?! I have been searching this whole time...to find out your'e my sushi How Ironic!!!
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Dun say that word! *I get crapped out and attacked by a Right Whale and it's porpoise friends*
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*sinks* Oh nyuuu, a shark! And a retard by the name of X.A.N.A! *chokes X.A.N.A. (whatever it is) to death and gets attacked by the Great
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Oro? What this about a shark? And X.A.-something-or-other? O.o;;;
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*watches great white shark streak past* .....where'd Microwave go? O.o *stares wildly around*
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Speaking of Microwave......how was your honey moon?
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Nrugnahgrugrugishizzle. *sinks and gets attacked by an oarfish* I know how to kill this thing. *farts, makes giant warm bubbles, and they go into the fishes gills and kill him*
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Yay! I'm so happy for you two! Oh no....the tears are coming....
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*floats up and goes into an ice cave* Ooo, cold. *licks the ice and my tongue gets stuck* No worry. *farts and it melts the entire cave* Oh nyuuu... *is trapped in a mass of freezing water and fart bubbles*
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You said the words, Pika-Mew.... but they won't come near, the fart bubbles will propel them... Wait... wha? *the fissure is spreading under the water, and it formed a trench* Oh nyuuu. *evil hydrothermal vents shoot out sea teletubbies* NYUUU! *tries to float up and gets hit by a drunk polar bear holding a coke bottle*
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Aww, I have to go. :( *leaves Shadow Scizor struggling with sea teletubbies, a drunk polar bear, and a trench*
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Oh nyuuu... Now I have no help. *the sea teletubbies capture me and take me to their pen inside the trench* NYUUUU!!! *looks at the smelly pink pen* NYUUUU!!!! *says that 8 more times until they stick a cork in my mouth*
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*is in the pink teletubbie play-pen at the bottom of the trench* Oh nyuuuu.... *farts and the trench begins to cave in* Oh god... How am I supposed to get out now? *farts the rocks away*
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Do me a lemon. I can't run at this red hot full tilt maximum pace all the time!
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yes i'm out of school 'till monday.
*jumps off clifs* |
*the drunk polar bear floats into the collapsing trench while I float out*
Me: Happy trails! Bear: Uguguh... urnoflatz... *the trench collapses on him* Me: Ha Ha... *floats to the mid ocean ridge* Ooo, ridgey... |
Dulce et decorum est.
Like OMG it's a giant polar bear just like the one in my dream. |
lets just hope the polar bear is freindly. i wouldn't want to see what would happen if it wasn't
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He isn't friendly, but he's intoxicated, so he can't do anything. *he crashes his car into a water tower and causes it to leak* Ok, never mind. O.O *runs away*
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oh no *uses Escape rope* PHEW! escaped just in time!
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*gasp* Oh nyuuu! *the rabid cetaceans are spilling out of the tower*
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SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLEEEEEEEEE!
OMFG. |
WERBENJENHANSWER! *jumps off a cliff*
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NOT IF I GET TO THE TOP FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps after*
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*Falls* oh gosh why did Donkey Kong take my shower head?
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Nyuuu! *gets attacked by a condor on the way down*
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*hugs both the condor and the Lugia and then turns them into Shadow Pokemon*
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