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Condor: *flies into the cliff and commits suicide*
Me: Must.. get... to... the... bot*hits a root sticking out of the side of the cliff* |
Pika-mew: ....*jumps onto the newly created XD001 and follows Shadow Scizor*
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Oro? *sees Pika-mew stalking Shadow* O.o This interesting....
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*turns around* Huh?*gasp* A stalker! On a purple and white bird thing! *turns back around* GAAAH, HORRIBLE MEW-MEW THINGS OR WHAT EVER THEY ARE! *is attacked by pink cat eared things*
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Mwhahahahahahaha! Go my evil little cat creatures! Spread choas and pink all over this pathetic planet!
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Nooo not the pink cat creatures *sends out a black cat creature attack!!*
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What? This wrong! Teh pinks kitties and black kitties are fwends....so why are we fighting?!?!?!
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No I didn't mean attack the pink kitties I meant attack Donkey Kong!!
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DK: You wanna fight, metal mouth?
~A_C_M~: Bring it on, people! |
Ill Back you up A_C_M right Mario *Yahoooo!*
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*the pink cat creatures run into the cliff and their teeth fall out* Yay! *hops on a turd with wings and a fish tail and it flies away*
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Bowseach: Now do you wanna fight? ~A_C_M~: Let's get it on! |
*Meanwhile, somewhere over the arctic ocean...*
Me: STOP TURD, STOP! Turd: Blmph. *keeps flying* Me: OH GOD, STOP! *begins to rip off the tail* Turd: BLMPH! *begins to fly downward* Me: NYUUU!!!! Turd: *is heading towards a giant iceberg* Me: NYUUU! *the turd splats into a small cave inside the iceberg* Me: Nyuuu... another ice cave... *a white intoxicated creature is in the back* Me: Could it be... *squints* It is! It's the drunken Polar Bear! He came for revenge! |
.... *blows up the land of Lala the Evil Dictator Teletubby who is secretly a secret agent* Oh where has Microwave gone? :( *cries*
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~A_C_M~: Might as well go somewhere else!
*summons a dark Umbreon* Shadow: Might as well..... ~A_C_M~: It's not that bad, Shadow. Shadow: Yet, I think it is. |
....maybe you would like to go to the Land of No Return, if your current location does not satisfy you? I've been there and back several times.... *happy sigh* So many memories....
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....there's only one mister flibble....
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and now it's time for RANDOMNNESS NEWS
today we found out that there is only one guy called mister flibble. who is he? Details later today now here is the next poster with the weather of this Randomness thread. |
It is currently sunny for a happy Thanksgiving!
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But later....it's going to rain......Gravy!!! O___o;;;
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Now for the ULTIMATE random post.....oh I forgot it.
Hey that rhymes! wait, no it doesn't... |
THIS JUST IN!
A random post does not rhyme! Details at 11:00 *sees a tv jumping off a cliff and jumps off cliff after the TV* |
Yoda: Jump off a cliff I must. *jumps off a cliff*
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*X.A.N.A. attack music plays*
*white air appears behind me* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
Attention citizens of Earth: We're all gonna die. Please scream, panic, flail, and run around in circles.
Have a nice day. |
Me: *is flying over a muddy intercoastal waterway* *looks down and sees a 40 foot long sturgeon* O_O Whoa... Tat's big. *flies down to it* How you get so big, stupid fish?
Sturgeon: I ATE ME SPINACH! AR AR AR! Me: O_O Sturgeon: EXACTLY! *dives down and disappears in the muddy water, never to be seen again* Me: O_O |
* falls into water* *laughing stops*
oh no. this must be one of X.A.N.A.'s attack Jermie (code LYOKO): i'll virtulize you and Aelitea into the mountain region the activated tower may be there. Aelitea first. 2 of the scanners are damaged TRANSFER, Aelitea SCANNER, Aelitea VIRTULIZATION Jermie(on Code LYOKO): now it's your turn TRANSFER, Dogboy2709 SCANNER, Dogboy2709 *white gas appears in the factory* oh no- VIRTULIZTION! Comuputer: Transfer ERROR *jermie runs away* me: jermie, what happend during the transfer? i feel weak. |
Bring in the head of the randomness
The sturgeon ate the spinach Dogboy went to X.A.N.A. land And no one knows where Microwave went? Microwave, Microwaaave, Microwave ...where did you go? |
HOWSES ABOUTS ANOTHER FISHY TALE, ARGH?
Me: *is flying over the everglades and notices large bubbles coming up in the shallow water* Me: ??? *flies down to see what it is* *a tarpon is farting in the water* Me: O.o Tarpon: C-O-N-S-T-I-P-A-T-I-O-N!!! Me: o_O Tarpon: GAAAHHHH... *takes a dump* Me: O.O *flies away* Tarpon: Ooo... that felt gooood... *the air is turning brown and plants and animals are dying from the turd stink* |
*sniffle* I'm sorry, my friend, but I have no choice. Your time has come. I am so sorry.... *pulls out hammer*
Toaster. |
Ooo, a toaster! *swipes it and jams corn into it*
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Yay, mercy killing! Thanks, mysterious stranger from the comic strip! You saved my toaster! May I learn my toaster's savior's name? *puts away hammer in a drawer*
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JOO MAY NOT LEARN! *throws toaster into the sturgeon's waterway and runs*
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EEK! It's teh spinach-eating sturgeon! O.o *teleports away*
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oh my i'm weak. i think there was a problem during the transfer. i think i see microwave. i could be seing things.
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*stands at the edge of the muddy water* HULLABALLOO! *the sturgeon jumps out of the water and attacks*
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me: pika-mew! i think microwave might be in Lyoko!
Jermie(on code LYOKO): i'm back yes it does look like that there is a talking microwave in Lyoko Me: oh mircowaves coming over to me huh? whats that? pika-mew, Microwave says he's looking for you! get to the factory pronto! |
Sturgeon: I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY... thanks for the toaster! /\./\
Me: O.O * throws a cement block and runs* |
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*slow motion wave* hhhhhiiiiiiiiii eeevvveeerrryyyooonnneee.
*jumps of cliff...just because* |
I can't wait untill miguzi comes on today! 2 hours of Code LYOKO
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code lyoko sounds like mister Cole Lika, my french teacher.
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*gasp* Albino gorilla! *throws a cement block and runs off a cliff*
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ouch! who threw that cement block? YU-GI-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
yami: whoever threw that cement block is in big trouble! |
*looks around at albino gorilla, cement block, and Yami Yugi as if this is completely normal* Where is Microwave? *sobs*
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your still not at the factory. but i doesn't seem like materlization will work but i know another way. if you want see microwave you have to go to lyoko get to the scanner room.
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Okay..... *scans self with a price tag scanner* Did it work?
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no! uses the elevetor in the factory to got to the scanners and i'll virtulize you.
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Ok! *runs into an elevator and madly presses all the buttons within range*
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lucky you enter the right elevator and there is only one button on it. *pika-mew steps inside a scanner*
Jermie(on code LYOKO): okay i am going to virtulize you into the mountain sector. that is where mircowave is. TRANSFER, pika-mew! SCANNER, pika-mew! VIRTULIZATION! |
Yay! I'm virtulized! ^^ Whatever...that....means. *twitches*
Now what? |
okay keep runing north 25 degrees you shouls see microwave evalulay
*Microwave comes into Range* |
Pika-mew: Microwave!!! You're back!!!! ^^ *glomptackles*
Microwave: ...... *is suffocating* |
Jermie: time for me to check on the others
me: Jermie, i feel weak oh a monster. * has a psychic vison* me(to Aelitea): Aelitea i just had a psychic vison. you have to go left. don't wait for me i'm 2 weak. *gets it* *lost all of my LP* materialised out of Lyoko *comes out of scanner out of breath* *Aelitea enters tower and goes up and puts hand on screen* AELITEA CODE: *Aelitea enters LYOKO* Aelitea: tower Deactivated jermie(Code LYOKO): okay now the materlization will work again me: pika-mew, do you want jermie to materlize you and microwave out of LYOKO? |
Pika-mew: Yes please.
Microwave: ....how come I haven't really said anything yet? Pika-mew: Because I'm not good at RPing your character. Microwave: But I'm so easy, and you know me so well.... Just try the sarcastic, sardonic, cruel, sedated, evil stuff. You know what I'm like. Pika-mew: Fine then. Microwave: *pulls out knife* Microwave: I think that's overdoing it. Pika-mew: ....*facepalm* |
okay know that was weird O_O pika-mew i think you just gave X.A.N.A. a new idea for a monster.
MATERLIZATION, pika-mew! MATERLIZATION, microwave! *pika-mew and microwave comes out of the scanners* |
YES! Finally, Smeagol is FWEE!!!!! *Pika-mew and Microwave run for it, dodging kids with lightning bolt-shaped scars, flaming red hair, and bossy dispositions*
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*news music plays* this is Dogboy2709 with RANDOM NEWS! today we have pika-mew and microwave who have just found eatch other after being lost for a while. pika-mew and microwave tell the home viewers how you feel that you are back toghether
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Pika-mew: Well, Dogboy, Microwave and I are very glad to be together again after that whole terrible ordeal....
Microwave: Yes, very. Why do you keep calling me Microwave? Pika-mew: *undertone* Microwave, your true name must be kept a secret, remember? Our lives depend on it! Microwave: *whisper* Oh, right. *normal tone* Yeah, we're great now! :) Pika-mew: Ye-ah, just fine.... *sweatdrop* |
oh so microwave has a real name. and just why does your life depend on not telling microwaves real name?
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Pika-mew: Uh-oh.... *looks nervously at television cameras*
Microwave: YOU SHALL NEVER KNOW!!!! *casts a spell to stun the news crew and runs off* Pika-mew: WAIT!!!! *chases after* |
well there you have it. there must be a way. for human protection Quick call W.O.O.H.P.!
now here is the next poster with the weather for this random thread. |
Pika-mew: Wait, Microwave! Come back! *watches Microwave round a corner*
Microwave: *comes back over* Here I am. Pika-mew: *tear falls* Microwave, where are you going? What's wrong? Microwave:...... *turns away* Pika-mew: *pleading eyes* Please, Microwave! Let me help you! Microwave: .....You can't help. No one can. Sherbert Lemon....he made me....I had no choice. Pika-mew: *cries* I understand. But please, there must be something I can do! Microwave: There isn't.... There's nothing for me here anymore. *walks away* Pika-mew: NOOOOO!!!!! *collapses dramatically* |
Who is this microwave & why is he being so dramatic?
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He is a toaster, and because my depression is influencing my randomness. *twitches* Happy place, happy place....
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If 2x + 21=3x +1 what does x equal?
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PPPPIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!! ^^ *eats it*
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No actually x=10 duh!
Sectumsempra!!! |
*shoots the first random spells that come to her head* Avada Kedavra! Serphensortia! Lumos Iran! Expelliarmus! BIPPETY BOPPITY BOO!!!!!!
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SILENCIO!!
Got you now. |
You think so? *casts nonverbal stunning spell*
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Oh...*falls to ground & psychicly calls my inferi & dead hads to slay enemy & release me from this grip of magic*
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Ah. Clever.... *casts a diamond of protection and uses the Aguamenti charm to create a stream around herself while using Incendio to create a fire* "Where the dead do walk, seek water's run...." ....and Incendio for the Inferi.
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oh no i know. i can return to the past even before i asked that question!
RETURN TO PAST, NOW! |
*calls crumpled horned snorcack* Imperio. *uses imperius curse to make pika-mew break diamond of protection* Anet Calew Ferhan.
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*gasps* But I thought they were only a legend! Maybe Luna wasn't loony after all.... *uses Legilimency to cut off Digital Mage's hold on her mind* Mufufufu.... *turns into dragon Animagus form and breathes fire on the crumple-horned snorcack*
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*gaspies* Your'e an animagus? Why didn't you tell me?!
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ohno my snorcack!!! transforms into Thestral animagus film. & summons 7 hish to accompany me. & uses ratterlin flooding mark to stop fire.
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Uh-oh.... *looks at upcoming thestral and hish* Looks like I'll need some help.... Rainess! Summon the pink kitty cat armies!
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Oh No sends mogget & his cat armies to counter. *goes into death & uses dark mirror to remember how pink catty armies were stopped last time*
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evil cats *summons Dogs to attack them*
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*turns into Cerberus* How'd that happen? O.o *starts attacking cats rabidly with blood foaming from mouth*
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*releases moggets collar only for him to transform into 8th bright shiner yrael the free magic creature* what are you gonna do with those dogs now ay?
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*looks at battle field* This rather intersting. And gory 0.0
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A puppy!!! I want to......hug it to death!!!! *glomp*
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Rai needs to clear her PM box!
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Oppsies. *runs to Pm box*
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Muahahaha, I'm back! *looks menacing and fierce in innocent puppy form*
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huh what's this? it's sissy from code LYOKO
Sissy: *speaks in a weird languange* me: huh that was werid. i'll try to translate it. hum huh what this Translation: I can help you. Yumi: i can help you? it's problary a trick by X.A.N.A. Aelitea: no it can't be otherwise Sissy would try to get me to Lyoko so the skipper zoa can take my memory away. Jermie: Aelitea right [Sissy is now in the armhotory] Ulrich and Aelitea get to the scanners maybe we can find out something about our mysterious contacter. Yumi and Odd go get Sissy and bring her to the factory gang: Got it! me: What should i do? Jermie: go to the scanner room with Ulrich and Aelitea. i'm making your veichals. |
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Very. O.o Here is the title page for a very random and weird story written by myself and a friend. I'm going to post it all here. The plasma/blowing up parts were made by him while the Starbucks/Simpsons parts were made by me. Enjoy. o_o The other pages will be attached to my next few posts.
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Lolness! It looks great!!! Me wants to read!!
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Jermie: oh no X.A.N.A. just actived a tower
TRANSFER, Dogboy2709! TRANSFER, Ulrich! TRANSFER, Aelitea! SCANNER, Dogboy2709 SCANNER, Ulrich SCANNER, Aelitea VIRTULIZATION mean while: * X.A.N.A. logo appears in pika-mew's evil-cute-looking puppy forum eyes* *pika-mew goes looking for odd and Yumi who are in the armotorey now.* |
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Glad you like it so far, Rainess! ^^ INSANAL WALNUTS!!!!!!!!! Lol. Here's the first page. O.o 'Tis veeeery random. *chases after everyone with X.A.N.A. logo in eyes, still a menacing cute puppy*
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Omgzness! <3333333 That is teh greatest thing EVAH!!! <333
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