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Karasu November 23rd, 2005 4:35 PM

Condor: *flies into the cliff and commits suicide*
Me: Must.. get... to... the... bot*hits a root sticking out of the side of the cliff*

Amy-chan November 23rd, 2005 4:37 PM

Pika-mew: ....*jumps onto the newly created XD001 and follows Shadow Scizor*

Rai November 23rd, 2005 4:40 PM

Oro? *sees Pika-mew stalking Shadow* O.o This interesting....

Karasu November 23rd, 2005 4:42 PM

*turns around* Huh?*gasp* A stalker! On a purple and white bird thing! *turns back around* GAAAH, HORRIBLE MEW-MEW THINGS OR WHAT EVER THEY ARE! *is attacked by pink cat eared things*

Rai November 23rd, 2005 4:51 PM

Mwhahahahahahaha! Go my evil little cat creatures! Spread choas and pink all over this pathetic planet!

MAR Heaven November 23rd, 2005 5:03 PM

Nooo not the pink cat creatures *sends out a black cat creature attack!!*

Rai November 23rd, 2005 5:04 PM

What? This wrong! Teh pinks kitties and black kitties are fwends....so why are we fighting?!?!?!

MAR Heaven November 23rd, 2005 5:05 PM

No I didn't mean attack the pink kitties I meant attack Donkey Kong!!

~Amethyst_Callista_Moon~ November 23rd, 2005 5:15 PM

DK: You wanna fight, metal mouth?

~A_C_M~: Bring it on, people!

MAR Heaven November 23rd, 2005 5:28 PM

Ill Back you up A_C_M right Mario *Yahoooo!*

Rai November 23rd, 2005 7:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlastoiseB.B.
No I didn't mean attack the pink kitties I meant attack Donkey Kong!!

OMGZ! Donkey Kong be teh evilness......he make eat bananas until you can fly O_O;;;

Karasu November 23rd, 2005 7:34 PM

*the pink cat creatures run into the cliff and their teeth fall out* Yay! *hops on a turd with wings and a fish tail and it flies away*

~Amethyst_Callista_Moon~ November 23rd, 2005 7:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlastoiseB.B.
Ill Back you up A_C_M right Mario *Yahoooo!*

~A_C_M~: No way, BBB! *summons a mega fusion of Peach and Bowser*

Bowseach: Now do you wanna fight?

~A_C_M~: Let's get it on!

Karasu November 23rd, 2005 7:46 PM

*Meanwhile, somewhere over the arctic ocean...*
Me: STOP TURD, STOP!
Turd: Blmph. *keeps flying*
Me: OH GOD, STOP! *begins to rip off the tail*
Turd: BLMPH! *begins to fly downward*
Me: NYUUU!!!!
Turd: *is heading towards a giant iceberg*
Me: NYUUU!
*the turd splats into a small cave inside the iceberg*
Me: Nyuuu... another ice cave...
*a white intoxicated creature is in the back*
Me: Could it be... *squints* It is! It's the drunken Polar Bear! He came for revenge!

Amy-chan November 23rd, 2005 9:45 PM

.... *blows up the land of Lala the Evil Dictator Teletubby who is secretly a secret agent* Oh where has Microwave gone? :( *cries*

~Amethyst_Callista_Moon~ November 23rd, 2005 9:48 PM

~A_C_M~: Might as well go somewhere else!

*summons a dark Umbreon*

Shadow: Might as well.....

~A_C_M~: It's not that bad, Shadow.

Shadow: Yet, I think it is.

Amy-chan November 23rd, 2005 9:52 PM

....maybe you would like to go to the Land of No Return, if your current location does not satisfy you? I've been there and back several times.... *happy sigh* So many memories....

viridian doubletongue November 24th, 2005 12:06 AM

....there's only one mister flibble....

Dogboy2709 November 24th, 2005 7:47 AM

and now it's time for RANDOMNNESS NEWS
today we found out that there is only one guy called mister flibble. who is he?
Details later today
now here is the next poster with the weather of this Randomness thread.

~Amethyst_Callista_Moon~ November 24th, 2005 8:08 AM

It is currently sunny for a happy Thanksgiving!

Rai November 24th, 2005 8:09 AM

But later....it's going to rain......Gravy!!! O___o;;;

viridian doubletongue November 24th, 2005 10:48 AM

Now for the ULTIMATE random post.....oh I forgot it.

Hey that rhymes! wait, no it doesn't...

Dogboy2709 November 24th, 2005 7:04 PM

THIS JUST IN!
A random post does not rhyme!
Details at 11:00

*sees a tv jumping off a cliff and jumps off cliff after the TV*

Karasu November 24th, 2005 7:06 PM

Yoda: Jump off a cliff I must. *jumps off a cliff*

Dogboy2709 November 24th, 2005 7:09 PM

*X.A.N.A. attack music plays*
*white air appears behind me*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Amy-chan November 24th, 2005 7:15 PM

Attention citizens of Earth: We're all gonna die. Please scream, panic, flail, and run around in circles.

Have a nice day.

Karasu November 24th, 2005 7:23 PM

Me: *is flying over a muddy intercoastal waterway* *looks down and sees a 40 foot long sturgeon* O_O Whoa... Tat's big. *flies down to it* How you get so big, stupid fish?
Sturgeon: I ATE ME SPINACH! AR AR AR!
Me: O_O
Sturgeon: EXACTLY! *dives down and disappears in the muddy water, never to be seen again*
Me: O_O

Dogboy2709 November 24th, 2005 7:32 PM

* falls into water* *laughing stops*
oh no. this must be one of X.A.N.A.'s attack
Jermie (code LYOKO): i'll virtulize you and Aelitea into the mountain region the activated tower may be there. Aelitea first. 2 of the scanners are damaged
TRANSFER, Aelitea
SCANNER, Aelitea
VIRTULIZATION
Jermie(on Code LYOKO): now it's your turn
TRANSFER, Dogboy2709
SCANNER, Dogboy2709 *white gas appears in the factory*
oh no- VIRTULIZTION!
Comuputer: Transfer ERROR
*jermie runs away*
me: jermie, what happend during the transfer? i feel weak.

Amy-chan November 24th, 2005 7:38 PM

Bring in the head of the randomness
The sturgeon ate the spinach
Dogboy went to X.A.N.A. land
And no one knows where Microwave went?

Microwave, Microwaaave, Microwave
...where did you go?

Karasu November 24th, 2005 7:44 PM

HOWSES ABOUTS ANOTHER FISHY TALE, ARGH?
Me: *is flying over the everglades and notices large bubbles coming up in the shallow water*
Me: ??? *flies down to see what it is*
*a tarpon is farting in the water*
Me: O.o
Tarpon: C-O-N-S-T-I-P-A-T-I-O-N!!!
Me: o_O
Tarpon: GAAAHHHH... *takes a dump*
Me: O.O *flies away*
Tarpon: Ooo... that felt gooood... *the air is turning brown and plants and animals are dying from the turd stink*

Amy-chan November 24th, 2005 7:48 PM

*sniffle* I'm sorry, my friend, but I have no choice. Your time has come. I am so sorry.... *pulls out hammer*

Toaster.

Karasu November 24th, 2005 8:03 PM

Ooo, a toaster! *swipes it and jams corn into it*

Amy-chan November 24th, 2005 8:07 PM

Yay, mercy killing! Thanks, mysterious stranger from the comic strip! You saved my toaster! May I learn my toaster's savior's name? *puts away hammer in a drawer*

Karasu November 24th, 2005 8:10 PM

JOO MAY NOT LEARN! *throws toaster into the sturgeon's waterway and runs*

Amy-chan November 24th, 2005 8:13 PM

EEK! It's teh spinach-eating sturgeon! O.o *teleports away*

Dogboy2709 November 24th, 2005 8:13 PM

oh my i'm weak. i think there was a problem during the transfer. i think i see microwave. i could be seing things.

Amy-chan November 24th, 2005 8:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dogboy2709
oh my i'm weak. i think there was a problem during the transfer. i think i see microwave. i could be seing things.

Really??? WHERE???? *stares wildly around, as though expecting to see him pop out of a nearby stop sign*

Karasu November 24th, 2005 8:15 PM

*stands at the edge of the muddy water* HULLABALLOO! *the sturgeon jumps out of the water and attacks*

Dogboy2709 November 24th, 2005 8:21 PM

me: pika-mew! i think microwave might be in Lyoko!
Jermie(on code LYOKO): i'm back yes it does look like that there is a talking microwave in Lyoko
Me: oh mircowaves coming over to me huh? whats that?
pika-mew, Microwave says he's looking for you! get to the factory pronto!

Karasu November 24th, 2005 8:25 PM

Sturgeon: I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY... thanks for the toaster! /\./\
Me: O.O * throws a cement block and runs*

Amy-chan November 24th, 2005 8:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dogboy2709
me: pika-mew! i think microwave might be in Lyoko!
Jermie(on code LYOKO): i'm back yes it does look like that there is a talking microwave in Lyoko
Me: oh mircowaves coming over to me huh? whats that?
pika-mew, Microwave says he's looking for you! get to the factory pronto!

Thanks Dogboy! You're a lifesaver! *starts running towards factory at full speed before tripping in slow motion like in the movies* Nyrooooooo!!!!! Theeeeeese cheeemicals iiiinnnn tuuurkkkeyyy arreee reaaallly sloooooowing meeee dooown..... *falls*

viridian doubletongue November 25th, 2005 12:01 AM

*slow motion wave* hhhhhiiiiiiiiii eeevvveeerrryyyooonnneee.

*jumps of cliff...just because*

Dogboy2709 November 25th, 2005 5:51 AM

I can't wait untill miguzi comes on today! 2 hours of Code LYOKO

ockayethenoo November 25th, 2005 8:18 AM

code lyoko sounds like mister Cole Lika, my french teacher.

Karasu November 25th, 2005 8:21 AM

*gasp* Albino gorilla! *throws a cement block and runs off a cliff*

Dogboy2709 November 25th, 2005 8:50 AM

ouch! who threw that cement block? YU-GI-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
yami: whoever threw that cement block is in big trouble!

Amy-chan November 25th, 2005 8:59 AM

*looks around at albino gorilla, cement block, and Yami Yugi as if this is completely normal* Where is Microwave? *sobs*

Dogboy2709 November 25th, 2005 9:35 AM

your still not at the factory. but i doesn't seem like materlization will work but i know another way. if you want see microwave you have to go to lyoko get to the scanner room.

Amy-chan November 25th, 2005 9:36 AM

Okay..... *scans self with a price tag scanner* Did it work?

Dogboy2709 November 25th, 2005 9:38 AM

no! uses the elevetor in the factory to got to the scanners and i'll virtulize you.

Amy-chan November 25th, 2005 9:42 AM

Ok! *runs into an elevator and madly presses all the buttons within range*

Dogboy2709 November 25th, 2005 9:46 AM

lucky you enter the right elevator and there is only one button on it. *pika-mew steps inside a scanner*
Jermie(on code LYOKO): okay i am going to virtulize you into the mountain sector. that is where mircowave is.
TRANSFER, pika-mew!
SCANNER, pika-mew!
VIRTULIZATION!

Amy-chan November 25th, 2005 9:47 AM

Yay! I'm virtulized! ^^ Whatever...that....means. *twitches*

Now what?

Dogboy2709 November 25th, 2005 9:49 AM

okay keep runing north 25 degrees you shouls see microwave evalulay

*Microwave comes into Range*

Amy-chan November 25th, 2005 9:52 AM

Pika-mew: Microwave!!! You're back!!!! ^^ *glomptackles*

Microwave: ...... *is suffocating*

Dogboy2709 November 25th, 2005 10:02 AM

Jermie: time for me to check on the others
me: Jermie, i feel weak oh a monster. * has a psychic vison*
me(to Aelitea): Aelitea i just had a psychic vison. you have to go left. don't wait for me i'm 2 weak. *gets it* *lost all of my LP* materialised out of Lyoko *comes out of scanner out of breath*
*Aelitea enters tower and goes up and puts hand on screen*
AELITEA
CODE:
*Aelitea enters LYOKO*
Aelitea: tower Deactivated
jermie(Code LYOKO): okay now the materlization will work again
me: pika-mew, do you want jermie to materlize you and microwave out of LYOKO?

Amy-chan November 25th, 2005 10:10 AM

Pika-mew: Yes please.

Microwave: ....how come I haven't really said anything yet?

Pika-mew: Because I'm not good at RPing your character.

Microwave: But I'm so easy, and you know me so well.... Just try the sarcastic, sardonic, cruel, sedated, evil stuff. You know what I'm like.

Pika-mew: Fine then.

Microwave: *pulls out knife*

Microwave: I think that's overdoing it.

Pika-mew: ....*facepalm*

Dogboy2709 November 25th, 2005 10:14 AM

okay know that was weird O_O pika-mew i think you just gave X.A.N.A. a new idea for a monster.

MATERLIZATION, pika-mew!
MATERLIZATION, microwave!

*pika-mew and microwave comes out of the scanners*

Amy-chan November 25th, 2005 10:28 AM

YES! Finally, Smeagol is FWEE!!!!! *Pika-mew and Microwave run for it, dodging kids with lightning bolt-shaped scars, flaming red hair, and bossy dispositions*

Dogboy2709 November 25th, 2005 10:36 AM

*news music plays* this is Dogboy2709 with RANDOM NEWS! today we have pika-mew and microwave who have just found eatch other after being lost for a while. pika-mew and microwave tell the home viewers how you feel that you are back toghether

Amy-chan November 25th, 2005 10:42 AM

Pika-mew: Well, Dogboy, Microwave and I are very glad to be together again after that whole terrible ordeal....

Microwave: Yes, very. Why do you keep calling me Microwave?

Pika-mew: *undertone* Microwave, your true name must be kept a secret, remember? Our lives depend on it!

Microwave: *whisper* Oh, right. *normal tone* Yeah, we're great now! :)

Pika-mew: Ye-ah, just fine.... *sweatdrop*

Dogboy2709 November 25th, 2005 10:45 AM

oh so microwave has a real name. and just why does your life depend on not telling microwaves real name?

Amy-chan November 25th, 2005 10:48 AM

Pika-mew: Uh-oh.... *looks nervously at television cameras*

Microwave: YOU SHALL NEVER KNOW!!!! *casts a spell to stun the news crew and runs off*

Pika-mew: WAIT!!!! *chases after*

Dogboy2709 November 25th, 2005 10:51 AM

well there you have it. there must be a way. for human protection Quick call W.O.O.H.P.!
now here is the next poster with the weather for this random thread.

Amy-chan November 25th, 2005 10:57 AM

Pika-mew: Wait, Microwave! Come back! *watches Microwave round a corner*

Microwave: *comes back over* Here I am.

Pika-mew: *tear falls* Microwave, where are you going? What's wrong?

Microwave:...... *turns away*

Pika-mew: *pleading eyes* Please, Microwave! Let me help you!

Microwave: .....You can't help. No one can. Sherbert Lemon....he made me....I had no choice.

Pika-mew: *cries* I understand. But please, there must be something I can do!

Microwave: There isn't.... There's nothing for me here anymore. *walks away*

Pika-mew: NOOOOO!!!!! *collapses dramatically*

viridian doubletongue November 25th, 2005 11:01 AM

Who is this microwave & why is he being so dramatic?

Amy-chan November 25th, 2005 11:02 AM

He is a toaster, and because my depression is influencing my randomness. *twitches* Happy place, happy place....

viridian doubletongue November 25th, 2005 11:09 AM

If 2x + 21=3x +1 what does x equal?

Amy-chan November 25th, 2005 11:12 AM

PPPPIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!! ^^ *eats it*

viridian doubletongue November 25th, 2005 11:15 AM

No actually x=10 duh!

Sectumsempra!!!

Amy-chan November 25th, 2005 11:18 AM

*shoots the first random spells that come to her head* Avada Kedavra! Serphensortia! Lumos Iran! Expelliarmus! BIPPETY BOPPITY BOO!!!!!!

viridian doubletongue November 25th, 2005 11:20 AM

SILENCIO!!

Got you now.

Amy-chan November 25th, 2005 11:22 AM

You think so? *casts nonverbal stunning spell*

viridian doubletongue November 25th, 2005 11:29 AM

Oh...*falls to ground & psychicly calls my inferi & dead hads to slay enemy & release me from this grip of magic*

Amy-chan November 25th, 2005 11:36 AM

Ah. Clever.... *casts a diamond of protection and uses the Aguamenti charm to create a stream around herself while using Incendio to create a fire* "Where the dead do walk, seek water's run...." ....and Incendio for the Inferi.

Dogboy2709 November 25th, 2005 11:40 AM

oh no i know. i can return to the past even before i asked that question!
RETURN TO PAST, NOW!

viridian doubletongue November 25th, 2005 11:41 AM

*calls crumpled horned snorcack* Imperio. *uses imperius curse to make pika-mew break diamond of protection* Anet Calew Ferhan.

Amy-chan November 25th, 2005 11:45 AM

*gasps* But I thought they were only a legend! Maybe Luna wasn't loony after all.... *uses Legilimency to cut off Digital Mage's hold on her mind* Mufufufu.... *turns into dragon Animagus form and breathes fire on the crumple-horned snorcack*

Rai November 25th, 2005 11:48 AM

*gaspies* Your'e an animagus? Why didn't you tell me?!

Amy-chan November 25th, 2005 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rai
*gaspies* Your'e an animagus? Why didn't you tell me?!

I'm unregistered.... The Ministry would kill me. *sets fire to the undead armies*

viridian doubletongue November 25th, 2005 11:50 AM

ohno my snorcack!!! transforms into Thestral animagus film. & summons 7 hish to accompany me. & uses ratterlin flooding mark to stop fire.

Amy-chan November 25th, 2005 11:57 AM

Uh-oh.... *looks at upcoming thestral and hish* Looks like I'll need some help.... Rainess! Summon the pink kitty cat armies!

viridian doubletongue November 25th, 2005 12:02 PM

Oh No sends mogget & his cat armies to counter. *goes into death & uses dark mirror to remember how pink catty armies were stopped last time*

Dogboy2709 November 25th, 2005 12:08 PM

evil cats *summons Dogs to attack them*

Amy-chan November 25th, 2005 12:09 PM

*turns into Cerberus* How'd that happen? O.o *starts attacking cats rabidly with blood foaming from mouth*

viridian doubletongue November 25th, 2005 12:10 PM

*releases moggets collar only for him to transform into 8th bright shiner yrael the free magic creature* what are you gonna do with those dogs now ay?

Rai November 25th, 2005 12:12 PM

*looks at battle field* This rather intersting. And gory 0.0

Amy-chan November 25th, 2005 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rai
*looks at battle field* This rather intersting. And gory 0.0

Sorry, spontaneous act of goriness there... *devolves into innocent puppy*

Rai November 25th, 2005 12:17 PM

A puppy!!! I want to......hug it to death!!!! *glomp*

ShieldWolf27 November 25th, 2005 12:17 PM

Rai needs to clear her PM box!

Amy-chan November 25th, 2005 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Randall-Kun
Rai needs to clear her PM box!

Yep, that she does. Peppypuppypeppypuppypeppypuppypeppypuppypeppy.... *twists tongue*

Rai November 25th, 2005 12:51 PM

Oppsies. *runs to Pm box*

Amy-chan November 25th, 2005 4:25 PM

Muahahaha, I'm back! *looks menacing and fierce in innocent puppy form*

Dogboy2709 November 25th, 2005 4:37 PM

huh what's this? it's sissy from code LYOKO
Sissy: *speaks in a weird languange*
me: huh that was werid. i'll try to translate it.
hum huh what this
Translation: I can help you.
Yumi: i can help you? it's problary a trick by X.A.N.A.
Aelitea: no it can't be otherwise Sissy would try to get me to Lyoko so the skipper zoa can take my memory away.
Jermie: Aelitea right
[Sissy is now in the armhotory]
Ulrich and Aelitea get to the scanners maybe we can find out something about our mysterious contacter. Yumi and Odd go get Sissy and bring her to the factory
gang: Got it!
me: What should i do?
Jermie: go to the scanner room with Ulrich and Aelitea. i'm making your veichals.

Rai November 25th, 2005 4:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pika-mew
Muahahaha, I'm back! *looks menacing and fierce in innocent puppy form*

An evil, cute puppy? How.....odd O.o;;;;;

Amy-chan November 25th, 2005 4:48 PM

1 Attachment(s)
Very. O.o Here is the title page for a very random and weird story written by myself and a friend. I'm going to post it all here. The plasma/blowing up parts were made by him while the Starbucks/Simpsons parts were made by me. Enjoy. o_o The other pages will be attached to my next few posts.

Rai November 25th, 2005 4:49 PM

Lolness! It looks great!!! Me wants to read!!

Dogboy2709 November 25th, 2005 4:49 PM

Jermie: oh no X.A.N.A. just actived a tower
TRANSFER, Dogboy2709!
TRANSFER, Ulrich!
TRANSFER, Aelitea!
SCANNER, Dogboy2709
SCANNER, Ulrich
SCANNER, Aelitea
VIRTULIZATION
mean while:
* X.A.N.A. logo appears in pika-mew's evil-cute-looking puppy forum eyes*
*pika-mew goes looking for odd and Yumi who are in the armotorey now.*

Amy-chan November 25th, 2005 4:55 PM

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Glad you like it so far, Rainess! ^^ INSANAL WALNUTS!!!!!!!!! Lol. Here's the first page. O.o 'Tis veeeery random. *chases after everyone with X.A.N.A. logo in eyes, still a menacing cute puppy*

Rai November 25th, 2005 4:58 PM

Omgzness! <3333333 That is teh greatest thing EVAH!!! <333


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