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Toto: *is crushed at the bottom of the cliff, is staring*
n00b: y r u lukin at me ur evel if u do tat Toto: *stares* n00b: STOP UR SKARIN ME!!!!!!!1111one Toto:*blood starts dripping out of mouth* n00b: o, ur bludy, tat meens ur ded, tats good Toto: *gets attacked by vultures* n00b: ha ha *gets attacked by a condor* |
Teh return of the.... RAPTORS!!!!!!! *is attacked by hawks, eagles, falcons, owls, vultures, and condors*
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*throws boulders* The birds have been possessed! Noooooo!!!
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*boulders crush the birds* Whew, thank goodness! Thank you for saving me from the possessed raptors, Rachel! ^^ *hugs* And there's something I have to tell you.... You know Microwave, the one we'd thought had betrayed the one person who trusted him? Well, he's really on our side, just playing the part of spy to keep the enemies thinking he's on theirs. And all this time we'd thought he'd betrayed us.... *feels guilty*
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Microwave isn't evil? Yay!!!!!!!! *hugs him* You've returned my darling Grandson!!!
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YAY!!!!! *gives Microwave a hug* Microwave, you're not so bad after all! I'm sorry we misunderstood your intentions.... *gets out a little box with a sapphire in it*
Will you marry me? |
Mircowave: Yes.
Rai: Congrats!!! I feel so happy for you two! May I be one of the bride's maids? |
Okie! ^^ *puts a crown of pink flowers in Rai's hair* And we'll also need a ringbearer.... *dials up Middle-earth Hotline*
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Frodo: Hello? What?! Of course! I'll be there Tuesday!
Rai: Yay! We have a ringbearer! But who will be the best man? |
Pika-mew: ..... *thinks* Wait a minute.... *calls up Harry Potter*
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Yay! Harry (my favorite slave) will be the best man! Now...all we need is a flower girl. Hmmm....
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Hmm, that's a hard one. How about.... I know! *whistles for Saphira, her pet dragon*
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Yes! The perfect flower girl! We'll have flaming flowers falling from the sky! How romantic!
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Very... But wasn't there something in the rule book about 'No Flaming Flowers'....? Ah well. *feeds rule book to Saphira*
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Yay! *Hears "Here comes the Bride" start to play" Hurry! Change into you're dress!
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*changes into black robes* O.O Close enough.... *gets on a broom and flies down the aisle* This is going to be the strangest wedding in history....
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Yes! But worth it! Look! There's Microwave! Doesn't he look cute in that scuba gear?
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He looks adorable! ^^ *glomps him* Such a cute little scuba-diving Death Eater.... OMG, where's the priest????....Oh, there he is. ^^ *watches giant M&M walk to the front of the aisle*
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Giant M&M: Do you Microwave, take Pika-mew as your lovely wedded wife?
Mircowave: Yes, I do. Giant M&M: And do you Pika-mew, take Microwave as your lawly wedded husband? |
Pika-mew: *takes Microwave's hand/flipper while still floating on her broom* Yes, I do.
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Giant M&M: You are now husband and wife! You may kiss teh bride!
Rai: *crying* How beautiful. |
Microwave:.......*silence for about ten minutes*........*reluctantly kisses*
Pika-mew: *blinks* I can't believe nothing random has happened to mess this up yet! Maybe we will live a somewhat normal life after all! *Saphira swoops down from the sky, throwing down flaming flowers* |
Now for your Honey Moon! Have a good time in Antartica! You love birds!
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Pika-mew: Come, my love! *Microwave gets onto the Firebolt and they ride off into the sunset towards Antarctica, dodging flaming flowers as they go*
Giant M&M: *sighs* Don't you love happy endings? *the end of the broom catches on fire in the background* |
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