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Karasu November 20th, 2005 2:02 PM

Toto: *is crushed at the bottom of the cliff, is staring*
n00b: y r u lukin at me ur evel if u do tat
Toto: *stares*
n00b: STOP UR SKARIN ME!!!!!!!1111one
Toto:*blood starts dripping out of mouth*
n00b: o, ur bludy, tat meens ur ded, tats good
Toto: *gets attacked by vultures*
n00b: ha ha *gets attacked by a condor*

Amy-chan November 20th, 2005 5:54 PM

Teh return of the.... RAPTORS!!!!!!! *is attacked by hawks, eagles, falcons, owls, vultures, and condors*

Rai November 20th, 2005 5:57 PM

*throws boulders* The birds have been possessed! Noooooo!!!

Chiru November 20th, 2005 6:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pika-mew
Oh yeah? *huffs* Well, I say $500 on the Lawn Gnomes, so HA!

*falls rapidly down a cliff* Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. *thud*

Ahh! It's a little-known fact, but plastic lawn flamingos are actually spy cameras for the Italian Mafia! >D!

Amy-chan November 20th, 2005 6:06 PM

*boulders crush the birds* Whew, thank goodness! Thank you for saving me from the possessed raptors, Rachel! ^^ *hugs* And there's something I have to tell you.... You know Microwave, the one we'd thought had betrayed the one person who trusted him? Well, he's really on our side, just playing the part of spy to keep the enemies thinking he's on theirs. And all this time we'd thought he'd betrayed us.... *feels guilty*

Rai November 20th, 2005 6:08 PM

Microwave isn't evil? Yay!!!!!!!! *hugs him* You've returned my darling Grandson!!!

Amy-chan November 20th, 2005 6:11 PM

YAY!!!!! *gives Microwave a hug* Microwave, you're not so bad after all! I'm sorry we misunderstood your intentions.... *gets out a little box with a sapphire in it*

Will you marry me?

Rai November 20th, 2005 6:13 PM

Mircowave: Yes.

Rai: Congrats!!! I feel so happy for you two! May I be one of the bride's maids?

Amy-chan November 20th, 2005 6:16 PM

Okie! ^^ *puts a crown of pink flowers in Rai's hair* And we'll also need a ringbearer.... *dials up Middle-earth Hotline*

Rai November 20th, 2005 6:19 PM

Frodo: Hello? What?! Of course! I'll be there Tuesday!

Rai: Yay! We have a ringbearer! But who will be the best man?

Amy-chan November 20th, 2005 6:21 PM

Pika-mew: ..... *thinks* Wait a minute.... *calls up Harry Potter*

Rai November 20th, 2005 6:24 PM

Yay! Harry (my favorite slave) will be the best man! Now...all we need is a flower girl. Hmmm....

Amy-chan November 20th, 2005 6:31 PM

Hmm, that's a hard one. How about.... I know! *whistles for Saphira, her pet dragon*

Rai November 20th, 2005 6:34 PM

Yes! The perfect flower girl! We'll have flaming flowers falling from the sky! How romantic!

Amy-chan November 20th, 2005 6:37 PM

Very... But wasn't there something in the rule book about 'No Flaming Flowers'....? Ah well. *feeds rule book to Saphira*

Rai November 20th, 2005 6:39 PM

Yay! *Hears "Here comes the Bride" start to play" Hurry! Change into you're dress!

Amy-chan November 20th, 2005 6:46 PM

*changes into black robes* O.O Close enough.... *gets on a broom and flies down the aisle* This is going to be the strangest wedding in history....

Rai November 20th, 2005 6:48 PM

Yes! But worth it! Look! There's Microwave! Doesn't he look cute in that scuba gear?

Amy-chan November 20th, 2005 6:52 PM

He looks adorable! ^^ *glomps him* Such a cute little scuba-diving Death Eater.... OMG, where's the priest????....Oh, there he is. ^^ *watches giant M&M walk to the front of the aisle*

Rai November 20th, 2005 7:19 PM

Giant M&M: Do you Microwave, take Pika-mew as your lovely wedded wife?

Mircowave: Yes, I do.

Giant M&M: And do you Pika-mew, take Microwave as your lawly wedded husband?

Amy-chan November 20th, 2005 7:24 PM

Pika-mew: *takes Microwave's hand/flipper while still floating on her broom* Yes, I do.

Rai November 20th, 2005 7:29 PM

Giant M&M: You are now husband and wife! You may kiss teh bride!

Rai: *crying* How beautiful.

Amy-chan November 20th, 2005 7:33 PM

Microwave:.......*silence for about ten minutes*........*reluctantly kisses*

Pika-mew: *blinks* I can't believe nothing random has happened to mess this up yet! Maybe we will live a somewhat normal life after all!

*Saphira swoops down from the sky, throwing down flaming flowers*

Rai November 20th, 2005 7:34 PM

Now for your Honey Moon! Have a good time in Antartica! You love birds!

Amy-chan November 20th, 2005 7:38 PM

Pika-mew: Come, my love! *Microwave gets onto the Firebolt and they ride off into the sunset towards Antarctica, dodging flaming flowers as they go*

Giant M&M: *sighs* Don't you love happy endings?

*the end of the broom catches on fire in the background*


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