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email jokes....
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hey! i got an Idea for a Game! it is called anwser a Question with a Question game! simple the title descrbie the game! you anwser the Previous Question With another Question. so lets begin:
What is Pikachu? |
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okay i will. *Goes to Create thread*
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i hhave a whole book full of email jokes. they arnt really jokes but stuff like what i just showed you.
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Oh lookee, it's the purple snail! What is he doing here? :confused: |
Look it's Gary From Spongebob Squarepants!
Gary: Meow |
Gary: *swallows a UPS guy*
Pika-mew: GARY! How many times have I told you not to eat the mailman? You're too young to eat solid food yet! Gary:.....meow? |
*Spongebob Squarepants walks in*
SS: GARY! how many times have i told you not to run away from me? Gary: Meow? Meow? |
IMGrammarbot is EVILLLLLL....
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Pika-mew: Why does he 'meow' all the time?
Gary: Meow? Pika-mew:......*long silence* OH MY GOD HE'S SWALLOWED A CAT!!!!!!!!! *gives Gary CPR* Gary: *is being choked by Amy's 'CPR'* Meckle...meck...meow... |
im a a goood speelarr orr wah
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SS: no pika-mew! Gary Meows because Snails Meow like cats where i come from. Right Gare?
Gary: Meow! MEOW MEOW! SS: HOW DARE YOU backsass pika-mew! Gary: Meow! SS: i don't care if they chocked you! we are going home! Gary: Meow! SS: What do you mean "no", Gary? |
se what r we dein teday
cia am goinnn te bed |
Pika-mew: I'm sorry, I misunderstood.... *looks at Spongebob* Wait, haven't I seen you somewhere before? Aren't you....
...the Dark Lord? O.o |
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Villain Is Lemons Dirty Bubble! Oh no! *throws a needle at him* |
SS: Dark Lord? no i'm mermaidman and BarncleBoy's #1 fan. Right Gary
Gary: Sighs* meow. |
But how do I know you're not the Dark Lord? O.o Speaking of which, isn't the Dirty Bubble just outside the window? *looks outside to see people throwing needles at him*
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Fan? No, I'm their official cliff-pusher-offer. *pushes them off a cliff*
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But...aren't we supposed to be the ones jumping off cliffs? O.o *jumps off a cliff*
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Time to play... X-TREME CLIFF JUMPING! *gets in a wetsuit with a box of lit dynamite attached and jumps off a cliff* WEEEE! *hits the ground and explodes*
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*turns into a loco lobo and howls madly, running off a cliff as people stare*
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SS: okay lets get here gary
Gary: Meow. *SS and Gary Leave* |
OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!!!!!! I LOVED YOU, SPONGEBOB!!!!!!!! LOVED YOU!!!!!!!! *pushes them off a cliff*
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X-TREME! *limps back to the top of the cliff* X-TREEEEME! *turns into a black and red thylacine and runs off the edge*
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