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DarkFenris December 3rd, 2005 4:43 PM

email jokes....
why is the time of day with the slowest trafic called rush hour?

do you think houdini ever locked his keys in the car?

if the #2 pencil so popular, why is it still #2?

when an agnostic dies, ddoes he go to the "great perhaps"?

if you crossed a chicken with a zebra, would you get a four legged chicken or a chicken with its own barcode?

if practise makes perfect, and no bodys perfect, why practise?

is it possible t have amnessia and deja vu at the same time?

Dogboy2709 December 3rd, 2005 4:45 PM

hey! i got an Idea for a Game! it is called anwser a Question with a Question game! simple the title descrbie the game! you anwser the Previous Question With another Question. so lets begin:

What is Pikachu?

Amy-chan December 3rd, 2005 4:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midnight Shadow
email jokes....
why is the time of day with the slowest trafic called rush hour?

do you think houdini ever locked his keys in the car?

if the #2 pencil so popular, why is it still #2?

when an agnostic dies, ddoes he go to the "great perhaps"?

if you crossed a chicken with a zebra, would you get a four legged chicken or a chicken with its own barcode?

if practise makes perfect, and no bodys perfect, why practise?

is it possible t have amnessia and deja vu at the same time?

*laughs* Kree, those are funny! ^^ Lolness. And Dogboy, why don't you start a new thread for that game?

Dogboy2709 December 3rd, 2005 5:00 PM

okay i will. *Goes to Create thread*

DarkFenris December 3rd, 2005 5:00 PM

i hhave a whole book full of email jokes. they arnt really jokes but stuff like what i just showed you.

Amy-chan December 3rd, 2005 5:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midnight Shadow
i hhave a whole book full of email jokes. they arnt really jokes but stuff like what i just showed you.

Lolz it must be hilarious. XD

Oh lookee, it's the purple snail! What is he doing here? :confused:

Dogboy2709 December 3rd, 2005 5:06 PM

Look it's Gary From Spongebob Squarepants!
Gary: Meow

Amy-chan December 3rd, 2005 5:09 PM

Gary: *swallows a UPS guy*

Pika-mew: GARY! How many times have I told you not to eat the mailman? You're too young to eat solid food yet!

Gary:.....meow?

Dogboy2709 December 3rd, 2005 5:11 PM

*Spongebob Squarepants walks in*
SS: GARY! how many times have i told you not to run away from me?

Gary: Meow? Meow?

Karasu December 3rd, 2005 5:13 PM

IMGrammarbot is EVILLLLLL....

Amy-chan December 3rd, 2005 5:14 PM

Pika-mew: Why does he 'meow' all the time?

Gary: Meow?

Pika-mew:......*long silence* OH MY GOD HE'S SWALLOWED A CAT!!!!!!!!! *gives Gary CPR*

Gary: *is being choked by Amy's 'CPR'* Meckle...meck...meow...

Recknin December 3rd, 2005 5:16 PM

im a a goood speelarr orr wah

Dogboy2709 December 3rd, 2005 5:19 PM

SS: no pika-mew! Gary Meows because Snails Meow like cats where i come from. Right Gare?

Gary: Meow! MEOW MEOW!


SS: HOW DARE YOU backsass pika-mew!

Gary: Meow!

SS: i don't care if they chocked you! we are going home!

Gary: Meow!

SS: What do you mean "no", Gary?

Recknin December 3rd, 2005 5:26 PM

se what r we dein teday
cia am goinnn te bed

Amy-chan December 3rd, 2005 5:26 PM

Pika-mew: I'm sorry, I misunderstood.... *looks at Spongebob* Wait, haven't I seen you somewhere before? Aren't you....

...the Dark Lord? O.o

Karasu December 3rd, 2005 5:27 PM

Every
Villain
Is
Lemons

Dirty Bubble! Oh no! *throws a needle at him*

Dogboy2709 December 3rd, 2005 5:28 PM

SS: Dark Lord? no i'm mermaidman and BarncleBoy's #1 fan. Right Gary

Gary: Sighs* meow.

Amy-chan December 3rd, 2005 5:29 PM

But how do I know you're not the Dark Lord? O.o Speaking of which, isn't the Dirty Bubble just outside the window? *looks outside to see people throwing needles at him*

Karasu December 3rd, 2005 5:30 PM

Fan? No, I'm their official cliff-pusher-offer. *pushes them off a cliff*

Amy-chan December 3rd, 2005 5:31 PM

But...aren't we supposed to be the ones jumping off cliffs? O.o *jumps off a cliff*

Karasu December 3rd, 2005 5:33 PM

Time to play... X-TREME CLIFF JUMPING! *gets in a wetsuit with a box of lit dynamite attached and jumps off a cliff* WEEEE! *hits the ground and explodes*

Amy-chan December 3rd, 2005 5:35 PM

*turns into a loco lobo and howls madly, running off a cliff as people stare*

Dogboy2709 December 3rd, 2005 5:36 PM

SS: okay lets get here gary

Gary: Meow.

*SS and Gary Leave*

Amy-chan December 3rd, 2005 5:39 PM

OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!!!!!! I LOVED YOU, SPONGEBOB!!!!!!!! LOVED YOU!!!!!!!! *pushes them off a cliff*

Karasu December 3rd, 2005 5:39 PM

X-TREME! *limps back to the top of the cliff* X-TREEEEME! *turns into a black and red thylacine and runs off the edge*


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